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alastors-radioshow · 10 months
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“Goodness! A Gatling gun, is it not? Why, I have not laid eyes on one of those for quite some time! Exquisite piece of machinery, indeed~”
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chaos-and-clowns · 5 months
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I was having a very passionate discussion about cough syrup and other medicines, then my friend gave me this awesome line 😂
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recursive360 · 2 years
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ecoterrcrist · 2 years
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One-liner || @arakkhna​
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❦     -     ❝ What can I do for you sweetheart?  ❞
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crazienerds · 6 months
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One-liner Wednesday #24
Same Same, But Different We’ll never find the same person twice, not even in the same person! Credits & Footnote In response to Linda’s One-liner Wednesday.
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head-phones · 8 months
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Motorist crushed to death in his Honda during fatal car crash…
Call that an accordion
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thiscoldheart · 9 months
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stuff richie says (1/?)
the bear (2022-)
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originalartblog · 8 months
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worse than a cockroach
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daydreamerwonderkid · 3 months
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More Damian being hilarious moments because his sense of humor speaks to me, pt. 2
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pt. 1
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Physical One-Liners Part III
"Can I take your hand?"
"I fit perfectly in your arms."
"I want to hold you like this forever."
"Can I fall asleep on your shoulder?"
"I want to wrap you up in my arms and make you feel safe."
"Put your head on my lap and sleep a little."
"You're being very needy today with your touches."
"Please tell me I can touch you."
"Sleeping next to you is my personal heaven."
"You hugged me like your personal pillow."
"Maybe I want to use any excuse to be close to you..."
"Have your eyes always been that dark?"
"I feel like you're obsessed with touching me."
"Are you sniffing my hair?"
"Your body feels like home to me."
Part I | Part II
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emeraldmarie · 4 months
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i love the locked tomb so much not for the plot, but for the incredibly visceral one liners about love. “i am undone without you” “i cannot conceive a universe without you in it” “i’d carry you with me either way”. the love is so enormous and all consuming. just fucking bonkers to read such a simple sentence that just holds the weight of the world.
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#RIP King Of One-Liners
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re2 lethan AU comics
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recursive360 · 1 year
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b0tster · 3 days
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oh-wow-im-still-here · 8 months
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Everytime SQQ mentions how much of a lazy pretty boy he is an alarm in my head going "NO NO FALSE THATS SO WRONG" goes off in my head. Like, you're lying!! You're such a lier!! The moment you transmigrated you jumped head first in going above and beyond with your second life!! You know how I know?
...He hasn't done it because he had a twisted hobby inflicting corporal punishment upon the great male lead, but because he just couldn't endure it any longer. After taking over Luo Binghe's education, he'd mulled it over and decided that since he was to be a role model and worthy teacher, he ought to at least do some proper teaching. This way, after they fell out in the future, he would be able to utter the phrase, "Within a master-disciple relationship lies the grace of knowledge passed down," without reddening from shame before the words left his mouth. Volume 2 pg. 234.
SQQ went above and beyond, and honest to goodness, BECAME an actual attentive teacher. A good one at that apparently! His students adore and respect him, his colleagues see no fault in his teaching, no faults found among his community for years!
And we have proof that his teaching paid off with Luo Binghe specifically. Because earlier in volume 2 there is this whole thing about Shen Qingqiu being particular on teaching Binghe proper footwork and how to outmaneuver his enemies, which then cuts to Binghe using these particular skills against Shen Qingqiu and he's like "shit! He's using the stuff I taught him against me! And doing it flawlessly!"
Like, he didn't have to go all in and *literally* become a teacher/scholar/peak lord hybrid like SJ, and then also do every aspect of it ten times better. For funsies. For the immersion. But he did. Lazy my ass!
I mean, we already knew that SQQ was a lying lier who lies, but heres another example lmao.
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