#Okay that is all

[sunflower-butch]

Hey. Hey.

Whatever you do, don’t think about monster hunter!Nancy pinning werewolf!Robin to the wall with a silver blade to her throat.

Don’t think about Robin smirking and saying, “you really don’t want to do that, princess.”

Don’t think about Nancy frustratedly saying, “fuck, I really don’t.”

Don’t think about Nancy’s lips crashing into Robin’s as they finally break the tension that’s been building for weeks.

Don’t think about Robin suddenly being pinned the wall for a very different reason.

Also don’t picture “bad idea!” by girl in red playing in the background during this exchange.

#okay that is all #don’t look at me #the song came on and I had THOUGHTS #and I felt like it would be a fun thing to share with the current state of the Ronance tag #sapphic senate monster hunter au #Ronance

[ask-the-totally-real-peppino]

(Take a sippy sip of water every time Bean makes a fatter Peppino clone with giant hands (4 sips at the moment!!! Bello, Cake, Eglantine and Spud) (silly!!!)

Silly aside, do not mind if some of the clones change in design slightly! I want them to be somewhat unique from each other, besides different coloured clothes, and to reflect their animal DNA a bit more too!)

#ooc post #there will be more sips to be supped mark my words!!! #also do not mind if I bugger off for a while #I am out of meds and I already feel the snakebite enter my veins #that doesn't make sense but I am not sharing more context than that kfkfgl #okay that is all

[harmonictechnicality]

Since some tv shows are going back in and editing certain content in/out of them, I have a proposition: please go back into the Scott’s Tots episode of The Office and edit the name of the school to be Abbott Elementary. Like… let the lore be that the documentary filmmakers chose Abbott specifically because the production crew is already familiar with the school from the horrible thing Michael Scott did years earlier.

#both take place In Pennsylvania sooo it works #idk I just love both of these shows and shamelessly want them to exist in the same nbc multiverse #okay that is all

[detective-dipstick]

Okay this Mystery Files episode kicked ass

The LAYERS to this mystery

The slightly creepy but also funny narration in the tapes

Plus I just think arson is a really interesting crime idk

Very cool

#not into true crime and maybe I'm falling into the trap of trivializing it #yk I hope the guys got some help and they're okay #and that that one family is fine #but all in all I ate this story up #okay that is all #watcher #mystery files

[sunriseverse]

lqs kissing rnz’s fingertips………….

#okay that is all #关于门神跟人谈恋爱的那件事 #c.txt

[taakosleftshoe]

I simply wonder if aabria has listened to ethersea. I just want to know her thoughts

#I SAW HER IN SAN JOSE ALSO BTW IT WAS THE BEST SHOW DJSNFKDKDND #okay that is all #no main tags for this #sierra speaks

[cyancherub]

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#vent tw #cherub bf just broke up with me after seven years #I no longer believe in love 😃👍 #okay that is all #I am feeling alarmingly empty

[fandomfairyuniverse]

I’m probably about become super annoying because I’m started step by step so um. You have been warned

#I’m not late this time guys it’s still airing!! someone be proud!!! #akshdkdhf #also I have no idea if I’m watching the uncut version or not so if I miss anything I am sorry #okay that is all #step by step #step by step the series

[enniewritesathing]

vague dialogue spoiler under the cut:

“You raggedy bitch.”

#okay that is all #that's it im not gonna talk about it any more #until the thing is out #however long that will be #no wait the only time i will talk about is making a preface #because it will has some cw stuff #*have #ofc i will tag as best as i can #fake dialogue

[pinkchocolatesims]

Shanice: “Let me guess - you asked your emotional support Grisha and he didn’t want to go?” The THOUGHT of fun and flirty sims almost killed him and you want to stay with him.”

From behind them a man tries to cover his laugh - its Will Mobley - “I’m sorry...I couldn’t help but overhear. Grisha? Grisha Nikola by chance?”

#Foss Family Legacy Gen. 4 Eve #Eve Trooper-Foss #shanice hardy #Will Mobley #ts4 #sims 4 #She's not wrong but like...damn #Also I don't feel like I've conveyed HOW much time Eve and G spend together #they are actually best friends despite their falling out #they spend ALL their free time with each other #with 0% romance #but....everyone wonders #okay that is all

[autobotmedic]

{ sometimes I have silly thoughts, like what if in a conjunxed since young nerds au, the members of team prime aren’t actually aware of their relationship despite bee and bulk knowing them for many thousands of years because ratch and op are just very professional private adults and frankly it is safer for most to Not be aware of the information

and then out of no where syth en episode happens and ratch starts making passes at his spouse and hecking Optimus P r iMe is //// while trying to remain a serious stoic leader and everyone just ...wait a second- as it suddenly clicks they’re m a r r i e d

#meanwhile miko is just I CALLED IT #[BLUE SPEAKS] ooc #okay that is all #[ORION/RATCH] you're all I never knew I needed #[OP/RATCH] every time we touch I feel the static #[ORION | LUMINANTREVERIE] when you and I are alone I've never felt so at home #[OPTIMUS | ATLAS-ORDAINED] I want you to know I still love you

[kodzukoi]

hey guys i cant do this anymore oh my god

i will be taking a break until the 2nd anniversary cards for tot hype dies down so that i can scroll through my dash IN PEACE (not in pieces ;-;)

sincerely,

koi

#/j #JAJAHSBAJHDJSNS JOKE GUYS #like y'all can get rid of me that easily #anyways #yeah everywhere i go i see shirtless men and very suggestive cards and rings with their ring boxes and i lose a little bit more of my sanity #its great #everything is fine #this is fine #no its not fine im losing my MIND #okay that is all #typing... #GOODNIGHT GUYS!!! <3333

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

The math just adds up!

#dungeon meshi #falin touden #marcille donato #farcille #I always loved how chapter 27 ends with them both so bloody and 28 starts with them in the bath. #not just because of how iconic the bathtub moment is but because you know they had to scrap off so much gore first. #I think everyone in the party took a very long and methodical bath but Falin was basically *all* blood*. #Being covered in blood is one of those 'just girly things' that women deserve to stop being shamed about. #I just don't think Chilchuck is progressive enough. He probably made them take a bath first B*/ #Okay jestering aside I want to just highlight - #The magnitude of Marcille's joy at seeing her dearest friend again! Of holding her and sharing her presence in the same room! #Something about this reunion feels like a beautiful dream you are afraid of waking up from...

[myclericalromance]

i went to a tiny counterserve diner once and accidentally poured sugar instead of salt all over my hashbrowns and was eating them sadly anyways. the waitress took them away and started making me another one and I tried to protest, but she just snorted and said "we're not catholic here". now every time i'm doing something painful out of obligation i think about how that is not repenting, this body is not a catholic establishment, there is no nobility in suffering.

#edit: i know i did not invent the phrase no nobility in suffering #holy fuck this hit 50k are we all. doing okay. #please stop telling me about sweet latkes i knOW about them #this was a terrible horrible accident involving a sugar shaker with a very large opening that i mistook as being a salt shaker #there was a quarter cup of white granulated sugar on my hashbrown before i could even process my mistake

[artkaninchenbau]

Crocodile finds a strange stray cat an 11-year old Nico Robin (AU where they met 13 years earlier. Robin's been on the run from the World Government for 3 years. Crocodile's 27 and has not set up base in Alabasta yet)

It seems like I have become possessed. By some sort of demon.

Bonus:

#My art #One Piece #Nico Robin #Sir Crocodile #Y'all the OP brainrot is BAD #According to an SBS Crocodile would absolutely spoil his child rotten if he had one. *We all know how Robin's childhood went* #Scary mofo who does not know how to parent a child but boy does he have the spirit + Child who has never had proper parent in her life #They'd make. An absolute disaster of a duo. This AU concept is so fucking funny to me okay #But also sad because I would fucking die for baby Robin she deserves the fucking world #This poor girl has never been spoiled in her entire life AND NOW PAPADILE IS HERE TO SPOIL HER #You know it's funny. I know 11 yo Robin should LOOK older than 8 year old Robin. But Crocodile is a fucking giant so she's still baby sized #Also I just had too much fun drawing Robin looking as pathetic as humanly possible lmao #She's a like a wet kitten in the rain 😭

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

the fact that shakespeare was a playwright is sometimes so funny to me. just the concept of the "greatest writer of the English language" being a random 450-year-old entertainer, a 16th cent pop cultural sensation (thanks in large part to puns & dirty jokes & verbiage & a long-running appeal to commoners). and his work was made to be watched not read, but in the classroom teachers just hand us his scripts and say "that's literature"

just...imagine it's 2450 A.D. and English Lit students are regularly going into 100k debt writing postdoc theses on The Simpsons screenplays. the original animation hasn't even been preserved, it's literally just scripts and the occasional SDH subtitles.txt. they've been republished more times than the Bible

#due to the Great Data Decay academics write viciously argumentative articles on which episodes aired in what order #at conferences professors have known to engage in physically violent altercations whilst debating the air date number of household viewers #90% of the couch gags have been lost and there is a billion dollar trade in counterfeit “lost copies” #serious note: i'll be honest i always assumed it was english imperialism that made shakespeare so inescapable in the 19th/20th cent #like his writing should have become obscure at the same level of his contemporaries #but british imperialists needed an ENGLISH LANGUAGE (and BRITISH) writer to venerate #and shakespeare wrote so many damn things that there was a humongous body of work just sitting there waiting to be culturally exploited... #i know it didn't happen like this but i imagine a English Parliament House Committee Member For The Education Of The Masses or something #cartoonishly stumbling over a dusty cobwebbed crate labelled the Complete Works of Shakespeare #and going 'Eureka! this shall make excellent propoganda for fabricating a national identity in a time of great social unrest. #it will be a cornerstone of our elitist educational institutions for centuries to come! long live our decaying empire!' #'what good fortune that this used to be accessible and entertaining to mainstream illiterate audience members... #..but now we can strip that away and make it a difficult & alienating foundation of a Classical Education! just like the latin language :)' #anyway maybe there's no such thing as the 'greatest writer of x language' in ANY language? #maybe there are just different styles and yes levels of expertise and skill but also a high degree of subjectivity #and variance in the way that we as individuals and members of different cultures/time periods experience any work of media #and that's okay! and should be acknowledged!!! and allow us to give ourselves permission to broaden our horizons #and explore the stories of marginalized/underappreciated creators #instead of worshiping the List of Top 10 Best (aka Most Famous) Whatevers Of All Time/A Certain Time Period #anyways things are famous for a reason and that reason has little to do with innate “value” #and much more to do with how it plays into the interests of powerful institutions motivated to influence our shared cultural narratives #so i'm not saying 'stop teaching shakespeare'. but like...maybe classrooms should stop using it as busy work that (by accident or designs) #happens to alienate a large number of students who could otherwise be engaging critically with works that feel more relevant to their world #(by merit of not being 4 centuries old or lacking necessary historical context or requiring untaught translation skills) #and yeah...MAYBE our educational institutions could spend less time/money on shakespeare critical analysis and more on... #...any of thousands of underfunded areas of literary research i literally (pun!) don't know where to begin #oh and p.s. the modern publishing world is in shambles and it would be neat if schoolwork could include modern works? #beautiful complicated socially relevant works of literature are published every year. it's not just the 'classics' that have value #and actually modern publications are probably an easier way for students to learn the basics. since lesson plans don't have to include the #important historical/cultural context many teens need for 20+ year old media (which is older than their entire lived experience fyi)