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Oooooo I’m shaking omgggggg!!!!! SERA YOU TRASH JUST WAIT!!! I hope she loses her job and everything!!!! She is so bitter and hurtful like god who hurt you🥴(she probably deserved it anyway)
Also surprisingly I’m not mad at oc at all , her reaction felt so realistic and natural to me . Like no way is anyone going to think logically or even think when they are that angry which again I think she handled it well. Like the thing with yoongi and jin is that they were told lies but oc was lied about , TWICE!!! And both times the two guys believed that witch . So yes oc is rightfully angry and yea maybe she shouldn’t have said those things to jin but he did come at her accusing her like 🥴🥴I would be super mad too !!!! Anyways what I’m trying to say is that sera is a rat a big rat , matter of fact she is a rat and snake hybrid with her lying and ratty tendencies 🤮🤢 hope she chokes in her sleep and that she gets fired and humiliated at work. Ughhh I can’t stand her and omg when oc lunged at her !!!!!! SOOBIN BABY WHY DID YOU HOLD HER BACK 😩😩😩😩
Ok but yuna 🥺🥺I’m so glad oc finally spoke to someone , like the relief after speaking your thoughts and emotions and just venting is so amazing and I can’t even imagine how hard it is for her with all this drama PLUS her pregnancy hormones 🤧 I’m honestly so proud of her !! Like seokjin said she is doing amazing and now that she is planning to speak to namjoon about that rat and hopefully apologize and make up with seokjin 🥺🥺👏🏽I cant wait !!! Also thank you for the note telling us that everything will be alright in the end 😩 that’s what kept me going . But yea this was an amazing, drama and emotion filled chapter 🤧I really enjoyed it !! Also 😣just like I thought OC’s mom did die ☹️ i hope she heals💓💓
Ok I’m gonna shut up but I just want to say this oc is one of your bestest OC’s so far!!! Her depth is amazing and I can’t wait to see her character grow and heal and flourish 🥺💓💓💓I’m rooting for her!!
She will definitely get her comeuppance! like I don’t want to spoil anything but there’s one part in chapter 8 that makes me want to climb Seokjin like a tree!!!!!!!!
and yay, I’m happy that you’re not mad at Oc! She said some out of order things (and she knows it) but like you said, she was all over the place and had been lied about TWICE! It’s not a nice feeling! Since I’m spoiling some things: Soobin gets some lines in ch8!!! and I. love. him!!!!
Yes, let’s have faith in Oc! She will put things right with Seokjin and once Sera is out of the picture so much stress with fall off her shoulders 🥺 it’s time for her to be happy!!!!! (and pleasured 😝)
and ooo about Oc’s mom: I was dropping a few hints here and there so I’m glad they worked for you!!!
This Oc is quite possibly my favourite that I’ve created! I’m really quite attached to her and am rooting for her too! Thank you for reading 💖
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"ooo I'm gonna write a peom to [redacted], oooo I love [redacted] so much, im gonna call [redacted] today, oooooo have i told you what [redacted] did yesterday, ooooo [redacted]-" SHUT UP I HATE YOUR GF SHE SEEMS LIKE SUCH A BITCH TO ME AND SHE RUBS ME THE WRONG WAY AND I HATE THE WAY SHE TALKS TO YOU AND SOME OF THE OPINIONS SHE SEEMS TO HOLD AND EVERY TIME YOU TALK ABOUT HER IT MAKES ME SO FUCKING MAD JUST SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
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creatively-cosmic · 3 years
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uro but like. ena
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snowinks · 2 years
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drag zofia
oh wait this isn't going to be easy help
- takes a Lot of things as a joke like she might be the one person in the trio with a sense of capability but she laughs things off Too Much
- ooo secret keeper oooooo
- the most passive aggressive person on earth when you make her mad which is already a feat within itself like Good Going Man
- even still she puts the "passive" in passive aggressive
- is in love with two absolute idiots, knows this, and yet follows them to ends of the earth anyway. love and devotion babey!!
- CAN'T COOK. AT ALL.
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Bye, bye, Queenie.
//In the Terran Castle, there was a large group of people being given a tour guide. The group entered a chamber of special and old artifacts.//
Tour guide: and here we enter the possessions that the Terran empire had gained throughout generations of ruling!
Crowd: oooooo..
//someone in the crowd takes a photo.//
Tour guide: some of these artifacts are sacred relics of their time while others are rewards taken from battle. Have a look around, there's so much history around!
//the crowd took a look around, admiring all the old artifacts. Some taking pictures while others read the signs next to them. A group of people surrounded one artifact, that seemed to be the center piece out if everything else. The artifact was a red and black staff. At the top of the staff was a heart that had thorns all around it.
Person #1: what's this?
Tour guide: ah, it appears you've all found the Amoretian staff. A precious item that was once passed down from generation to generation in the Amoretian family. That was once a tradition, then Hatred became queen.
Person #2: um.. who?
Person #3: since when did an emotion become ruler..?
Tour guide: No, no, that's her actually name! Hatred was a tyrant who lived many years ago. She tried her best to destroy all love and rule the universe. She almost accomplished it but luckily was caught and executed!
Person #4: erm.. I kinda heard she was immortal, you sure she actually died?
Tour guide: Oh please! I'm an expert on this type of stuff. I am very, extremely, absolutely, totally, and completely right that she's-
//the wall burst open behind them, cutting off the last remaining words of the tour guide. The a wall was thrown at the crowd which caused them to be thrown back. Many were injured and unconscious. From the the rubble, stepped out Hatred with Veronica along side her.//
Veronica: huh I knew that wall would lead to here. I'm a genius!
Hatred: congratulations, you tore out a wall and alerted our presence. I hope it was worth it.
Veronica: of course it is! The staff is right there!
Hatred: it is..? *Realizes* It is.
Veronica: heh, you denied the museum room would have your staff there! Saying that 'oh the Terran empire would leave it in a pristine and secret place'! But here there is! On display.
Hatred: Veronica.
Veronica: yes?
Hatred: stop talking before I slap you.
Veronica: okay your majesty!
Hatred, rolls her eyes and walks forward, she looks at the glass casing before her: so, that's where my staff has been all these years.. behind glass to be merely gawked at by passersby. How demeaning.
//A couple of guards enter the room their swords and spear out in hand. They looked in shock as they saw the woman who was presumed dead after all these years, standing there inches away from them. No matter, the captain of the guards stood firm.//
Captain: Ma'am, I would stay away from that if I were you.
Hatred: don't you think it's impolite for the owner not to receive their missing property..?
Captain: I SAID STAY BACK! *Draws out his sword*
Hatred: huh, and hear I am thinking that Terra would teach their armies to never engage first.. *sighs* what a pity. I truly believed they learned.
//the captain then dashed towards her along with the other soldiers. What they were met with were long vines, grabbing onto them, pulling them up off the ground.//
Veronica: Ooo! I'm about to have some fun! Hehe!
//the vines held a tight grip around their arms and legs. Then, they slowly began to pull them off. Loud screams bellowed from all the guards as their limbs were pulled off of them. Their bodies fell one by one as Veronica giggled menacingly.//
Veronica: what a thrill! Haven't done that in a while.
Hatred: yes quite amusing. Now, hand me my staff.
Veronica: of course!
//The Venus flytrap with legs, walks over to the glass casing. She punches the glass and grabs the staff out from it's case. Veronica walks over to Hatred then proceeds to kneel.//
Veronica, bows her head: all hail, the return of the Amoretian Queen... Hatred.
Hatred, snatches her staff away: Finally, after all these years I can restart my savioronce once more... The etherium will finally know peace.
Veronica, looks at cowering crowd that are still alive: well don't be rude! Bow before your queen!
//the crowd nodded in response as they began to bow before their queen. Hatred looked down at them. Without another thought, she waved her staff causing a spell to happen. The spell turned the people into stone, keeping them in the bowing posture.//
Veronica, confused; why'd you do that?
Hatred: I wanted to make sure I still knew how to use.
//Suddenly more guards arrived, after hearing all the commotion that was happening. They stared at the horrifying scenery of dead bodies and people turned to stone. Without another thought, the guards charged at the two women.//
Veronica: you thinkin' what I'm thinkin'??
Hatred: tear them apart limb by limb and make their suffering hurt like hell. Yes, I have that on my mind 24/7.
Veronica: YAY!
//The two women then used their magic abilities to get through the charging guards. Hatred using magic spells that she remembers while Veronica used her nature abilities to tear the guards apart. The two women went through thirty men. Yet it seemed more kept coming. They were trying to make their way out of the castle buy how will they accomplish it? Having enough of these foul guards in her way, Hatred screamed loudly as she let out a powerful spell from her staff. The spell caused a massive explosion, killing all the guards. Veronica looked stunned for a moment before brushing herself off.//
Veronica, pouting: well, you could've let me have my fun for a few more minutes..
Hatred, harshly grabs Veronica by her hair: and risk more of them coming?! Are you an idiot!??
Veronica:
Veronica: well, you made me so..
Hatred, hits her on the head before letting her go: let's keep going.
Veronica, rubs her head: alrighty then!
//The two make their way out of the castle. Before them was a long bridge. They walk across it in order to get to their ship. Yet before they could get to their ship, Hatred looks back. Behind them came scurrying the queen of Terra and a few of her guards alongside her. The queen stood still, in shock, as she looked at Hatred with wide eyes. Hatred only stared back with a frown on her face.//
Hatred: So you're the new queen? Huh, I excepted your lineage to be dead years ago. It appears I'm wrong.
Queen Illysa, distraught: I-I thought-
Hatred: Thought I was dead. You're parents lied to you. And their parents lied to them. And then their parents lied to them. And then, then their parents lied to- you get the idea, I don't need to further explain. Point is, I'm alive.
Queen Illysa: Guards! Arrest her!
//The guards came running at her. In response, Hatred used her staff to destroy the bridge. The guards quickly stopped themselves before they could fall off.//
Hatred: Typical Terran rulers, always throwing their men at their enemies first. Haven't you learned nothing from the past?
Queen Illysa: We have, we just never expected a corpse to come out of its grave again.
Hatred: Do I look like a skeleton to you? I thought I already told you THAT I'M WASN'T DEAD! THEY LIED TO YOU! HOW MANY TIMES MUST I SAY IT SO IT CAN GO THROW THAT THICK SKULL OF YOURS??
Queen Illysa:
Queen Illysa: goodness when they said you had a temper, I never thought it'd be this bad.
Hatred, rolls her eyes: ugh, your trying my patience... You know what. I'm just going to shut you up now-
//Hatred uses a spell on Illysa. Queen Illysa suddenly froze still as her body slowly became stone.//
Hatred: by making you shut up entirely.
//The guards next to Queen Illysa looked on in shock as their queen became entirely of stone. Hatred took Veronica by her hand and they two began to walk away. They aboard their small ship. From a far more guards along with important officials came to the queen as support but unfortunately, they appeared to be too late. As Hatred and Veronica drove off into the skies, Veronica couldn't help but to celebrate early.//
Veronica, smiles widely: WOOHOO! we did it! We did it! Wow it was that easy...
Hatred: we're not done yet.
Veronica: huh? We're not?
Hatred: did you really think that getting rid of the queen was going to topple the entire Terran empire?
Veronica: umm.. maybe?
Hatred: no you dimwit! It's all apart of my plan. By getting rid of the queen, they'll scramble around trying to find order then when they're all disorganized, I'll storm the kingdom and kill everyone. I just need my spell book to accomplish it.
Veronica; that plan sounds perfect! I guess we're gonna have to go back home then.
Hatred: Amoretia. I hate that place, I know I won't be pleased at looking at it.
Veronica: oh come on it's not too bad! It's like the utopia you wanted it to be without love!
Hatred: I know, it truly is a utopia but it's in my nature to hate everything so unfortunately I won't be pleased about it but the citizens will be.
Veronica: and they certainly are happy! well not really..
Hatred: what was that?
Veronica: NOTHING!
//Meanwhile back at the Terran Castle. A group of politicians and other important members of the empire are sitting around a table, discussing what they should do next.//
Politician #1: we must wage war!
Politician #2: we have to keep the peace! The last war with Hatred caused the empire a fortune!
Politician #3: maybe we can negotiate with her??
Politician #4: and listen to her ludacris demands??? Are you mad!??!
Politician #2: THE QUEENS GONE! WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO??
//They all continued to argue with one another. Then the door suddenly slammed open. All the people at the table turned their heads to look over to see who it was. There stood Admiral Evar with a soft grin on his face.//
Admiral Evar: what's all this commotion about?
Politician #1: the queens been turned to stone!
Politician #2: Hatred's back!
Politician #3: she also has her staff!!
Politician #4: WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO??
Admiral Evar: Please calm yourselves. We need to take in a deep breathe and think things clearly.
//everyone takes in a deep breaths and relaxes as Evar takes control of the situation.//
Admiral Evar: unfortunately since the queen had been turned to stone, we'll need someone else form her bloodline to take charge. Anyone know where her brother is?
Politician #2: he's dead sir.
Admiral Evar: ah, what a pity... Guess that means someone next in charge has to be it. and I certainly know that the position falls to me. I will humbly accept in the behalf of the-
Politician #3: well he does have a daughter.
Admiral Evar: what-
Politician #2: yeah! Let's have her be queen! She'll know what to do!
Politician #1: what an excellent idea! Let's go with it!
Admiral Evar: now, now let's not jump to conclusions-
Politician #4: no, no it's agreed!
Politician #2: let's find the girl!
//Everyone storms out the door in order to find the daughter of the brothers queen. Also know as Connor's daughter.//
Admiral Evar: uhh.. I can't believe I have to deal with these idiots.. no matter, I'm sure the girl is "hopefully" in safe hands.
//meanwhile somewhere on a ship.//
Sophie: how many purps do you think I can fit in my mouth?
Tori: I don't know, maybe a gizillion!!
((Hatred and Veronica belong to me
Tori belongs to @authorchanlove
Sophie belongs to @sleeplessdreamer14)
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Okay, so this is starting because of @quartermastercandlestickmaker​ and @todorokisrose​ [yes, y’all both gettin’ tagged in the annoouncement and this one. I need to be clear on who is causing my suffering.]
I’m here in this hole now. This dark pit.
This is not a live-blogging of my watch, but I am writing this live. So, writing live posting later. If that makes sense. I’ll have one post per episode and after I’ll compile them all into a master list.
Spoilers ahead.
What a grand opening my dudes. Thrilling music. He’s got that “he fucked up” face going on. WAIT NO HE’S SHERLOCKING THE SHIT. OH COOL. NO WONDER I SAW SOOME FANART OF THEM BEING BFFS. Oh, I like this. Weird effects flex but I dig it.Ooooooooooo I was not expecting that voice. IS THIS WHERE THE “THIS IS MY DESIGN” SHIT CAME FROM WHAT THE FUCK Have I known this more than I thought.
Also low-key bitch *looks* like a psychopath no wonder what is gonna happen happens. Oh rip Mrs. Marlow ;;~;; that was a hard change bro.
I don’t wanna think about ---
BITCH THIS *IS* WHERE THE THIS IS MY DESIGN SHIT CAME FROM OH M Y G O D
Also Laurence Fishbourne god bless I love him.
It’s difficult for me to be social too, fam. LAURANCE WHY DID YOU FIX HIS GLASSES THAT WAS SO WE IR D???? Also bro same I love you, Will Graham, you funky little sociopath.
“Every girl is a candy bar” mhm okay thanks for that. Will and this sociable thing is really fucking me bro minus the serial killer obsession/profession/vibe.
Laurence Fishbourne is an amazing actor but I’m also digging the dude playing Will (srry names are my weakness so his name is Will.)
Oooooo booi. I recognize Katz from fanart she’s a popular one right. But we’re going upstairs.
I’m so worried about opening the door
Oh
Oh
Oh no
He knew
This bitch been knew
Holy shit
I like the whole thing with eye contact. I’ve seen the gif where it’s mentioned but I like how it’s subtle and not overly emphasized so far. Oh we’re flashing back again. Poor Elise. It’s a super interesting story technique using him as the killer. Also damn bitch “you unstable” you’re such a nosy bitch how were you interrupted when you were asked not to enter
Now everyone is here
Antlers promote healing mhm okay
I wanna hug him but I also don’t want to make him uncomfortable with contact. IS HE STOPPING FOR A DOG OH ,Y HO GOD. I’D DIE FOR THIS MAN. I’D DIE FOR THIS MAN. HE STOPPED FOR A DOG. HEWENT BACK FOR THE DOG OMGH THIS MAN THIS MAN IS,,,,, he adopted a fucking stray dog. This man is lovely. I love this man. This -- HE DOES IT TO MULTIPLE DOOGS OH MY GOD I WANNA MARRY HIM ANDHAVE WINSTON AND EVERYBODY AND OMOG HE’S SUCH A LOVELY STRANGE CREATURE.
Where are we now. In a dream state? OH SHIT WE ARE THAT’S A BODY AND A HEARTBEAT IN MY EAR WHAT THE FUCK ahhhh fun nightmares I love it. Oh shit the towels. Bro. There are quite a few visuals happening.
“USE THE LADIES ROOM” dafsjhg
Stop yelling at him ;;~;;
Woah  this is a lot to unpack in this scene you can see Will like slipping omg. It’ss almost unsettling him not having eye contact but like I know the reason for it and therefore it’s just impressive acting and not like unsettling of the actor to do that if that makes sense? I really am impressed by that level of commitment to not have a “look at the camera” to keep showing how he won’t look at other people.
Ooo this is one of the lady psych talkers which is like on the Graham side while the blonde one is for Hannibal, right even tho Hannibal is a brain doc. ALANA that’s her name and that might be how you spell it. She doesn’t want him out there but Laurence needs  her to be his back  up. (Oh, his name is Jack.) JACK DONT MAKE PROMISES WILL CAN AND WILL GET CLOSE.
WHAT THE FUCK  IS THIS SHOW WHAT THE HELL ARE THOSE SHADWS AND THE ANTLERS PIERCING HER OH MY GOD WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS SHOW I THOUGHT THE VISUALS I HAD SEEN IN FAN ART WAS JUST LIKE FANON  IMPOSED OMOG “SOMETHING WRONG WITH  THE MEAT” O G M OOG HE’S EATING THEM FUCK
Is this
Is this my bitch
MY BITCH MADS OH MY GOD.
I love him. He’s so unconventionally handsome. He looks like he’d kill and eat me but I’d thank him for it, yanno? Oops.
No nonsense MM handing this crying man some tissues I love it. “I hate being this neurotic” omg the mood also Hannibal’s glance to the tissue is fucking amazing??? V Subtle Acting /cries in beauty
Franklyn, the lion isn’t in the room boy (just discovered I might wanna put subtitles on but they’re not working so rip)
Frankie boy got so scared by that comment thanks, Dr. Lector.
Mhm no secretary that’s,,, suspicious,,,, “sad to see her go” mhm okay sure Jan
Oh this bitch does draw oh my god john hopkins internship and all. Laurence is impressed and Mads is “mhm are you gonna try something” sdajkfgh A LAYMAN DAMN aww he’s like “oomg you’re so amazing dr. mr. sir”
OH THEY’RE IN THE SAME ROOM HERE WE GO BBY
FUCKKK IT BEGINS
SORRY HE’S GIVING THE WHOLE DOWNLOW
“Associations come quickly-” “so do forts”
QEFJWahgrsdfdkq WHAT THE FUCK
THIS IS LITERAL THE FIRST DAMN CONVERSATION HE HAS WITH HIM. I KNEW THE CONVERSATION ABOUT EYE CONTACT WAS ONE OF THEIR FIRST, BUT THIS IS THE LITERAL FIRST WITH THE ADDED BONUS OF HE ACTUALLY MAKES E Y E C O N T A C T OOMGGG??!?!?!?!
Oh ;;~;; “YOU WONT LIKE ME WHEN I’M PSYCHOANAYLYZED” im this is very flirtatious als jack you’re like br  o
So he’s the King of Empathy. He’s,,, helping Will see his own face,,, mhm,,,,, what does that say about you, Dr. Lector?
He’s mocking where he was apologetic is this maybe noT
FJAGUDIS
SHIT THOSE ARE LUNGS
OH
“HE HAS A DAUGHTER SAME AGE” O H B O  Y THAT’S UH DADDY HAS SOME ISSUES WITH BABY LEAVING HOME
Also this is a copy cat dklafjsghjfd OH DAMN THAT SNAP BACK ABOUT DR. LECTOR FFUCKK MAN.
Also,, I  can see why this show,, caused issues,,, a man should not look handsome while eating fucking lungs.
More visions I cannot even
What does this
What the hell is this
Dr. Lector showing up at his house o h .
IS HE FEEDING HIM FUCKING LUNGS BITCH OH MY GD ON A FIRST DATE???
“God forbid we become friendly”
“I don’t find you that interesting”
This smells,,, like a ship,,, mhm,,,,
Breath will damn breath slow and use the words omg
Mhm ookay “we’re just alike” in the first bit…
Uncle Jack sees him as a fine china tea cup. That’s hilarious.
“How do you see me?” says Will.
“The mongoose I want under the house when the snakes slither by,” replies Hannibal WHILE WILL IS KEEPING EYE CONTACT.
OH MY GOD. MHM. KAY. IM OKAY. THIS IS OKAY.
So is there a reason -- “plain but pretty” hannibal gives a look -- is there a reason no official officer is accompanying them like????? They’re both not??? FBI????
Damn hannibal spilling shit everywhere.
HE’S USING A TISSUE TO PICK UP THE PHONE
TO CALL HIS DAUGHTER
MHMMMM?????????
Wait no he’s calling someone else
Who is this
OH HE’S CALLING GARRETT. OH. wait is he helping other cannibals get away. What the fuck. You can’t do that, Hannibal. Is there a fuckking cannibal union yall get together and trrade recipes.
OH NO GARRETT MURDERED HIS WIFE AND KID DIDNT HE OH NO
OH PLEASE NO
Wait we’re back to reality
This back and forth is trippy
Oh
H  N
OH  NO
FUCK YU HANNIBAL AND YOUR STUPID FUCKING CANNIBAL CLAN THIS PR WOMAN :(((((((((
I do love how this built up to Hannibal being the cannibal but it was Hobbs. NFIEGSIBFD
HOBBS NO
FUCK HIM UP WILL
(also I guess Will technically is FBI that probably helps lmao)
Oh no
O h n o
Dont whisper at him to see bitch
Oh no
Will
Will it’s
Oh no
>:((((((((((((((((((( hannibal Imma fuck you up
Will honey let someone clean your glasses. Does she survive? I hope the girl survives. The Traitor Cannibal Bitch is going with them. Mhm.
Alana tryin’ to protect him. (Does she like him? I got bad news, babe, he’s gonna fall in love with a man-eater.)
shE SURVIVED??? AND HANNIBAL IS THERE WITH HER???? OMOG??? DOES HE FEEL BAD YET YOU FUCKING BITCH YOU READ THE CANNIBAL WRONG AND HE NEARLY MURDERED HIS FAMILY wait is this chick who everyone calls their daughter oomg??? Is this her????
WHAT WAS THIS SHOW OMG WHAT WAS THIS SHOW
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Below are the live comments for the ‘Live’ Video. It wasn't live but they don’t know that.
- Kay and Bommie’s relationship is honestly adorable. 
- oh here we go CL starting stuff, I’m almost sure she likes Gd.
- same im starting to think that wasn’t an accident.
- I ship Minho and afi…. so if they messed... it is what is is
-nah sis, Bunny Dragon all the way. 
- Okay yeah, Cl is being a shitty person here. what did she expect Kya to do? Not stick up for Adi, even though she left funhouse they still love each other.
-wait wait wait. Suga and Kay hooked up!! SUGA AND KAY HOOKED UP!!!
- #Kuga shippers its our time!!!
- Ive been waiting!!!!!! #KUGA
- Nah #KamKam forever!
- ^delusional
- Wonho is honestly so fucking hot. Like look at my healthy daddy running.
- Namjoon needs to stop avoiding Jackson. I need my #Namson moments.
- I find it so freaking funny hes avoiding Jackson.
- They got drunk during the blackout. Look at Taehuns face you can see that's his hangover face, 
- Of course the power goes out and they get drunk. 
- mood ^
- Did Kay really just try to act like it wasn’t her apparently screaming yoongis name. 
- A sex tape I need to see
- 100% would buy
- What song is this?
- La despidida by daddy yankee
- ^ thank you 
- oop Gd looks mad
- Look at poor daesung so cute!!! 
-Jackson is to much sometimes. So I get it. One time I had a friend like that and she was just constantly talking and talking and wouldn’t levae me alone and i’m an introvert so it was hard to always be there for her. 
- ^The cassie of her group.
- #KAYTOP evidence
- There it goes bobby talking shit
-Kay is so dramatic I swear. I’m over her bratty attitude.
- You can tell shes an only child
- Shes not being dramatic though but …. go off Ig
-oop Gd letting his true feelings slip. I clocked it.
- No I agree with what kay said. He was projecting his feelings for Adi on her. I wonder if she really did sleep with Minho and that's why hes so mad. 
- TELL GD WHAT IS UP! YOU ARE NOT OWNED !
- PREACH IT!
-yo someone needs to punch bobby out.
- THEY FUCKED AGAINST THE WINDOW?!!!? I cant!!!
- 😱 WHY COULDNT WE SEE THAT 
- I NEED THE KUGA SEX TAPE!
- Yo im no yoongi stan but that is bold af
- I also find it weird that daesung went out in the rain
- Seungri knew what was happening and just wanted to see
- #GdBeingPetty
- Gd is so fucking hot when hes angry 
- ikr Take me daddy
- ooooo Gd vs Kay!
- Money is on gd Kay is chilish
- sure shes being childish
- DADDY GD!
- Yo she just called out Jennie
- OMG BOBBY SHUT UP!!!!!!!
-I knew kay and bobby used to date. I saw how she was when she was in ornage caramel. I fucking knew it.
- I thought it was obvious!
- OOOO that's why Kay don’t fuck with Jisoo anymore.. I bet it was her 
-Oh yeah ! I am living for this drama!!
- King Bobby and King Jiyong lol
- I love it when she does that 
- lol she still made bommie breakfast
- is it weird I still ship her and bobby
- no
- yes
- Adi is so cute when she wakes up. Like a bbay 100% adi stan
- SHE WAS SLEEPING WITH MINHO!
-Yes sleeping not sexing
- Hes not wearing a shirt
- they are in fucking spain when its summer there soooo I bet its hot
-Theres a difference
- I don’t see the problem at all. Shes single so whats the issue
- Adi is a whole mood right now. 
- oh daddy Minho the voice of reason
- ikr I seriously love him.
- who came to the door? I didn’t see
- Jiwoo
- I bet they actually closed the door and CL opened it
- Shes not that petty
- girl she is
- OOOOO SHIT ADI THREW UP HER HAIR. THIS BITCH ABOUT TO FIGHT!
- yaaasss queen!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- oh fuck! she just really came and screamed in this bitches face.
- shes a shit starter
- you better be talking about CL ^ adi is just sticking up for herself
- Look at how big wonho is. he towers over adi. 
- I want a ‘Adi’s Biggest Dick Rider’ shirt
- oh CL doesn’t even look bothered 
- ^ true queen keeping it classy not trashy
- ^ oh fuck off CL was wrong 
- I support #SkyDragon
- I believe Minho. why would he lie? #HonestDaddy
- my thirst is real for Minho right now. Looking like a whole snack
-HAHAHA V confirming Kuga !
- I love V
- this is why hes my bias
-OOOO SHIT ADI GETTING READY TO RUMBLE!
-THE JOHNSON IS COMING OUT!
- CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING?!
- Yo did she just smack wonho out of the way? hes like at least 70 pounds heavier then her.
- ooo shit adi laying it down
- I am living for this ! fuck cl and gd
- they were friends first. Adi is just jealous!
- IK id be upset too! CL loves Gd and adi just came in and ruined it
- No No No
- Cl LoVes gD aNd AdI JuSt WaNtS To RuIN iT. 
- That's bullshit. Gd chose adi they are a good couple. CL should be supportive instead of being upset
- no I completely understand CL’s perspective, Adi should have backed off
- ^ no youre wrong so shut up 
- finally gd comes in!
- everyone is coming in right now 
- OOOO if adi went after mino knowing CL liked him that's fucked up
- ^ THAT IS WHAT CL IS DOING WITH GD
-Ik obviously CL knows Adi’ s feelings towards gd she should have been womn enough to back off. I would be petty like adi too
- no I don't think she should have gone after mino but I do agree CL should have backed off.
- WTF is Gd doing right now? like its the time to speak tf up
-aww Minho being the peacemaker
- I feel so bad he doesn’t want anyone to fight
- yooo my Russian princess! Katya spitting truth
- Katya is right! Honestly Cl should mind her business
- Gd is her best friend it is her business
- ^no its Gd’s and Adi’s that's it
-YO BOBBY NEEDS TO STOP OF IM GOING TO GO THROUGH THIS SCREEN AND THROW SOME HANDS!
-You know you fucked up if Makayla is yelling at you
- My hippie queen is so beautiful
- ADI SPITTING FIRE! 
- Shes right bobby is fucking ugly
-No hes not! hes hot and hes right FunHouse is known for the sluttiest songs in Kpop
- so?
- it doesn't make them sluts
- SHE CALLED CL POCKET PUSSY! IM SCREAMIN!!!!!!
- I NEED THAT ON A SHIRT!!!!
- OMG LOOK AT HER FACE
- FINALLY SOMEONE IS TELLING BOBBY OFF! THANK GOD!
- Poor Minho still trying to keep the peace. 
- honestly its so far past trying to stop it at this point.
- FINALLY GD OPENS HIS MOUTH
- But he didn’t say anything though
- yeha all he said was he belives adi
- hes not trying to take sides
- okay right now he has to because it directly involves him.
- I lOvE bObBy - shut up jisoo
- Jisoo ‘let me make it about myself’ Kim
- shes just sticking up for herself, what is with all this hate?
- ITS NOT THE FUCKING TIME! THATS THE PROBLEM!
-STAN ROSE STAN THE QUEEN
-Rose is the only real one in BlackPink, I’ll say it 
- Lisa too
- ^ I said what I said
-YOOOOOO CL IS BUGGING!
- Even rose knew CL fucked up look at her face
- someone make that a gif
- CL is wrong she did not have to bring up Shawn and Edward
- she did it because she was losing
- no she did it because Arianna needed to hear it. 
- ^ this
- No that's fucked up because it has nothing to do with the argument!
- exactly! #QueenKatya
- Shes right! Its not the person who had the cheating partner’s fault they cheated. 
- YOOO JISOO WHAT HAPPENED I THOUGHT YOU LOVED BOBBY 
- katya don’t give no fucks she just exposed the shit out of them
- shes lying 
- ^exactly shes just starting shirt like adi. Jisoo never cheated on bobby. come on
- OOOOOO ADI SWUNG
- !!!
- SHE IS BEATING HER ASS
- OMFG!!!
- I NEED TO MAKE GIFS!
-JISOO JUST SWUNG TOO!
- KATYA FUCKING FLUNG HER!
-lisa is stupid did sje really try it?
- V and katya are couple goals honestly
- I bet you if he could v would be swinging too
- Taehyung would never hit a girl
- ^ she wasn’t saying that she was saying that if he could he would hit Lisa for coming at Katya. 
- Look bobbys going to try and protect his butt buddy CL
- they are friends and Adi is assaulting her
- SHIT I WOULD TOO!
- King Jb stopping the fight
- ADI TOOK CL’S EXTENSTIONS OUT!!!
- OMG!
- where do you see it?
- LOWER LEFT IS CL’S EXTENSTIONS!!!
- mama bear draven has such big dick energy my big gay ass cant handle it
- Look at how she looked at CL . shes going to swing
- CL should swing at her! Ugly bitch 
- Katya is terrifying speaking like that
- wheres the Russian fans what is she saying
- shes calling the girls inside dirty whores who fuck there fathers
- V & Katya are what iwant in a marriage
- Did Makayla just say that Haerin slept with Mino?
- I clocked that too^
- Angry draven is so hot
- Katya is seriously terrifying right now
- Adi is ready for round too
- she looks like Muhammad Ali
- ugly ?
- ^ no like shes going to kick your bias in the asshole
- what did she say in german?
- I love you ? I think
- She said CL has STD’s and that she loves Katya
-poor Makayla look at her she looks like shes going to cry
- #BTSStansFunhouse
-#GOT7StansFunhouse
- the power team right here ^
- If you don’t side with funhouse your wrong
- I know if your bias does and you don't your not a fan
- Army sides with funhouse
- no they are wrong! look at CL’s face! she didn't have to do all that
- honestly if kay didn’t open her mouth then this wouldn’t be a problem
- no no no CL said it there fore it was going to come out
- yeah whatever she said she said. that's how she was feeling
- she didn’t have to beat the fuck out of CL though. No one should ever put there hands on someone else
- ^ I side with Adi but she didn’t have to hit CL
- Yeah she could have just pushed her off like Katya did with Jisoo
- Katya only did that because Jisoo came at her first. 
- Funhouse is NOT the new 2ne1!
- ^ No FH is better
- proud mama bear draven!
- did she just call them twat snatchers
- honestly I thought the first fight in the house would have her throwing the first punch but im really glad its adi
- FUNHOUSE FOREVER!!
- ooh herecomes the shit starter
- ^ don’t be like bobby now
- Kay didn't start anything! CL DID
-CL started everything! 
 - ADI STARTED EVERYTHING!
- NO GD NOT FUCKING SPEAKING UP STARTED THIS ALL!
- I live for angry suga
- he looks like a kitten I cant take him seriously
- neither can bobby ^
- Can we mention how whipped monsta x is for Kay like doesn this bitch got a spell on them or something? and can I have it?
- Oh here we go with CL
- CL IS RIGHT! KAY STARTED THIS WHEN SHE OPENED HER MOUTH!
- Oh your a fake friend then because you wouldn’t see anything wrong with this if you had a real friend
-^ periodt!
- EXACTLY ! KAY JUST REPEATED WHAT CL SAID!
- aww hobi 
- #Kobi
- I like how they are all ganging up on her now when her group is outside.. pussies
- good fuck her
- YO BOBBY NEEDS TO STOP
- FUCK YES SUGA!!!
- SHIT!!!!
- Boy gained my respect! STICK UP FOR YOUR GIRL!
-IDK why everyone is shocked. everytime bobby is mentioned Suga calls him a  loser
- Is it wrong I want to see Bi vs Jungkook?
- hell no I want to see it too!
- BlackPink is getting real bold! Now that they got a little fame they getting real brave
- they can! They are bigger then funhouse 
- since when? Funhouse has more awards and titles then them.
- maybe bigger in korea
- not really ^
- oh look the dram aqueen cant handle being yelled at
- shes not being yelled at ^ shes being ganged up on
- I knew matthew be slinging dick
- oh hell yes 
- you know hes packing too
- Kay is right though if she was a man her antics wouldn't be a problem 
- but shes not a  man so she has to deal with the whore label
- ^ you are an asshole 
- No shes pulling the feminist card. shes a slut and she has to deal with it. shes been a slut since liam and she still hasn’t grown out of it
- ^ it must be so sad to be you
- my baby is crying! 
- Aww hobi loves her look at how hurt he is to see her cry
- she should be crying! She fucked up! Adi should be crying too! I hope that bitch gets charged with assault! 
- people need to stop crowding her though, she looks like she cant breathe
- SHOWNU SPEAKS THE TRUTH!
- Monsta X is Kay’s posse for real
- yo someone needs to pop jennie in her fucking mouth
- I know shes pissing me off
- why is veryone coming for Jennie all shes doing is talking
- talking shit!
- #KamKam strikes again
- ^ ikr I love them so much
- ^ tiffany ships it too I guess
- ^ why does she have to bring Jackson into it though?
- SEE I TOLD YOU! SHE COULDN’T BREATHE!
- Oh now gd wants to step in to help? good im glas Jin and Jimin stop him
- he could have pushed past them if he truly wanted to help though
- look at yoongi when namjoon said that though! he looked so worried
- then bobby popped him
- Hero Jackson getting his future wife out of crisis
- future wife? not anymore I bet
- I wouldn’t marry her
- ^ speak for yourself anyone in funhouse id get down on my knees for
- ADI AND KATYA REALLY WENT THROUGH THE FUCKING WINDOW!
- IM SCREAMING!!
- YOOO SHE JUST REALLY FLING JISOO
- she needs to get Jennie
- SHES VIOLENT AF! 
- ^ the fight was supposed to be over and this ratchet bitch just started it again
- again with pocket pussy 
-^ I need that shirt now
- YAAAASSSSS QUEENS!!
-You know damn well Jungkook did that push on purpose
- I know hes really ready to fucking fight someone
- FINALLY KATYA PUTS JENNIE IN HER PLACE
-what happned lisa? not so big and bold?
-^ lisa was classy she knew the fight was over
- yooo wtf did yuri say yesterday? 
- ^idk but katya fucked that bitch up
- what did she say? Russian fans!
- she called her a piece of shit
- ^ a talentless piece of shit
- damn Jungkook and wonho really snatched up there girls huh? I ship it
- Katya is with V
- doesn't matter I ship it anyway
- YOOOOO SUGA FUCKED BOBBY UP
- Maybe it will work like squidward and make him prettier
- bobby is hot af soo
- suga was wearing rings that not fucking fair. Let bobby put on some rings 
- ^ and he’ll still get his fucking ass beat
- he tried to choke bobby like this is no joke
- he sucker punched him Suga is a pussy 
- Yugyeom angry is so hot
- Taeyangs face makes me want to cry he was just trying to help
- jb wasn't going to let him outside
- lol adi’s petty fucking dance has me dying
- I am living for the drama this season
- this si the best day of my life #teamFunhouse
- Way better then the drama last season # Team2ne1
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102 Thoughts while watching Season 3 Episode 2
1. Ah Fergus... I know who he is now that I took the buzzfeed quiz and got him
2. Probably should watch the second half of season 2... 
3. Let’s get this thing rollin!!!!!
4. Thats a picture of Jamie.....?!?!!? 
5. Dis kid looks like Eleven
6. They should dye Jamie’s hair a different color and then if they find him, he should be like nah, I’m not “red” Jamie
7. Alright guy, stop threatening these cute kids
8. Tg for Jamie’s sister takin care of business and this blonde dude (mr. murry) being strong willed
9. Spit on them more Fergus!!! You show him!!!
10. LOL AT CREEPER JAMIE
11. YOU LOOK LIKE RUMPLESTILSKIN!!!!!
12. So nope they didn’t dye his hair... They gave him a floppy hat and made his hair longer
13. And now he’s creepin on his sis
14. Brother! You’re being super creepy... silently cutting your meat
15. Claire’s dreaming of buns and my mom’s gettin weird
16. Wait what when’d she give birth to the child
17. THe last episode!!! Says my mom
18. OOOlala TOPLESS FRANK ALERT!!!!!!
19. OW OW GET IT FRANK
20. Jamie you are a creepy dude.... Why are you being so creepy
21. Now he is luring kids into a cave
22. Hey Fergus! You’re now a part of the curly hair club! We hang out in a cave!
23. Fergus is more manly than Jamie. Claire should probably go for Fergus
24. WHY IS JAMIE WALKING WITHOUT MOVING HIS ARMS!!!! YOU’RE BEING WEIRD!!!
25. Glad you’re talking to people though
26. Wait sister was pregnant...?
27. If Jamie’s sister dies right now..........
28. Get it Fergus! This seems like a bad plan but get it!!!!!
29. Fergus get out of there
30. Jamie especially get out of there !!!!
31. Drop the gun and gtfo!!!!!! 
32. Good job lady... now get rid of that gun
33. Alive and well! Love it!!! 
34. Jenny is an awesome lady
35. “I wont marry” says darth vader
36. Get outta there Jamie!!! GOOOOOO
37. Dude stop being a turd... Jenny had a baby maybe 1 tv minute ago so can you cool it!!!
38. Yo Jamie... that baby is gonna sell you out
39. Dude clearly she’s delivered a child.... read the room bro
40. What noooooo lady nooooo
41. Be nice to her please! She’s so good!!!
42. Close call 
43. Good thing “Captain” is semi reasonable 
44. Why did Jamie take the baby in the first place?
45. Nipple
46. Yes Claire get itttttt
47. Oooooo yeah!!! This is what we’ve all been waiting for!!!
48. Stop creepin out Fergus, red coat.
49. Keep doin your thang Ian!! 
50. Wow dude pls don’t look at a child that way... that was weird for everyone
51. How do these guys know that our curly haired boys hang out in the bushes?
52. Yo Fergus probably don’t taunt these guys.. they’re big and mean
53. Fergus please stop. I love it but please stop...
54. Time for Dumbbonnet to go to town on these guys
55. Fergus.......
56. Jamie time to help!!!!
56. WTFFFFFFFFF GUY
57. WTF 
58. Ew....ew...ew....ew....ew...ew........
59. Jamie way to pay attention to claire though. Comin in clutch big time
60. Yeah I wanted you to stop them too but Jenny is right. You would’ve been screwed
61. “ye wee fool” absolutely fitting
62. Yeah you did well but then you taunted them like a mad man
63. Fergus is a very pretty girl
64. Why was Fergus in Paris as well? #thingsI’llfindoutwhenIfinishseason2
65. What a difference between Jamie’s and Claire’s lives right now
66. Claire’s house looks like a home where a horror movie would take place
67. Damn claire take off those thangggs 
68. They have so much chemistry I love it
69. Ooo this is getting weird
70. Yeah Claire you’re kinda being a jerk to Frank 
71. He loves you and wants you to love him back!! Is that too much to ask!?
72. If only Claire could see you now Jamie... She would be like Damn okay I choose frank. You scare me.
73. Why are you speaking in a raspy voice now Jamie....
74. Jamie you’re an honorable dude but also you’re a crazy mofo
75. I am not likin this plan. Prison isn’t the best for you Jamie..
76. Wut wut gettin his shave on! This is a better look for you Jamie
77. What’s happening...............
78. Ah this is weird. This is very weird
79. Don’t do this Jamie... this is weird for everyone. For her, for you, for us the viewers
80. What the heck does bonny mean
81. That is a cool ass baby carriage
82. LOL WHAT A BABY
83. Yo prof... you’re a jerk
84. Claire I don’t like this hairdo
85. Why are all these boys such jerks
86. Kick their butts claire!!!!
87. Here comes your friend, Claire!
88. Aw friendship
89. We love you Joe
90. NEW SHIP CLAOE or JOIRE AM I RIGHT
91. What whyyyyy why two beds
92. Aw frank :(
93. LOL JAMIE LOOKIN GOOD
94. Now you actually look good
95. And now things are looking very bad, but at least you don’t look like a creeper anymore
96. Aw Jenny we love you
97. The only song that bagpipes play
98. Is Claire pregnant again??!!
99. No I think it’s just a big jacket
100. Good luck at school, Claire!!!
101. Next time.....
102. A lot of drama comin in hot
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I am watching the OUAT finale part 2/2
Part 1 here: http://chiefmauskateer.tumblr.com/post/161123162410/i-am-now-watching-the-two-finale-episodes-of-ouat
OMG. DON’T KILL HIM OFF JUST BECAUSE HE ISN’T COMING BACK
Oh ffs. He broke his arm. A girl in my class broke hers nearly every time she rode a horse. Didn’t mean she stopped believing it was a good idea.
Nyuu come back you silly mare. You won’t find it again. Probably.
Boston sucks, you don’t want to go there. (Sorry Amanda Palmer I still love you)
Who was on the phone?!?!
Two Reginas are better than one~
I hope Snow finds him. I am not coping with this. OMG.
Hejejejebrbdifjwbuxiforbjd. 😭😭😭
IS HE BREATHING?! CHECK HIS AIRWAYS
Oh no that theme and flash back.
Oh thank fuck.
“You startled me” - fucking hell.
Ooo nice line. “darkness never wins. It just fools you into thinking it has.” #StillGotIt
Ah yes. The third prong of the attack. If you can’t get Emma to believe, go to Gold.
I KNEW HE WAS AWAKE.
Oh Gold you fucking selfish piece of shit.
Maybe Fiona should have given Rumple something other than a pawnbroker shop.
I sort of wanted Regina and Regina to kiss then. Feeling silly.
It is like The Neverending Story.
BASTIAN SAVE THEM. #badfilmsofmychildhood
String symphony. Slow mo. Crying baby. They have it all.
You are a WRITER not a FIGHTER.
Oh there she is.
You are fine guys. You are in the hat.
IT IS LIKE THE NEVERENDING STORY. When the princess is floating on a rock in space.
Belle?! Why is she hiding? And badly?
What? You don’t want to leave?
Oooooo he is mad now. Bad enough that Rumple was lied to. But you made his brave and courageous wife a shivering wreck.
Hah. Gideon’s actor is good at being confused.
What do the runes say tho?!
Hah. Of course he is awake you snakey woman.
He has a family!
Like hell you can bring back the dead. Nobody can do that.
Don’t fall for it, Rumple!
Make her show you before.
Ah yes the price thing. He has had enough.
Fiona is not good at this curse thing. Regina’s lasted longer and worked better.
Never call an angry crocodile’s bluff, fairy.
He has never had to kill like that before.
😱 the spell didn’t need a kiss! It needed a pissed off Rumple.
Oh shit. Gideon had his order and it is still there.
Seal him in!
I hope you are right, Henry.
You slow him down by not letting him fix it magically.
REUNITED
Oh no. This is the prophecy. She has the hat again. And the same outfit as usual.
No, the darkness doesn’t have to win. Listen to Regina. Also, get off the street.
Blah blah be virtuous and true the way you taught me to be. #INSPIRATION
No! Don’t threaten Snow. She has too many things to say!
Ooo the music build up.
Hurry up Rumple.
No. Don’t listen to the Dark One.
No! Don’t do it! #bestrong
Oh fuck. The black fairy is sneakier than we thought.
!!!!!!
SHE CAN SAVE HERSELF SHE IS THE SAVIOUR
Oh good, Emma said it too.
Oh fuck. She is going to sacrifice herself.
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Fucking martyrs.
I can’t cope.
It is ok, Rumple. You still did the right thing and that is what is important. :(
Oh no they aren’t.
Oh they did. True love’s kiss. Really?
Such Harry Potter nonsense going on here. Is her scar lightening shape?
😱 they get another go at raising him?
Oh that is nice.
😃 RUMPLE GOT HIS ENDING
A new book.
So how is this reboot meant to work then?
At least this gives me closure. They had better end it tidily so those of us who are happy to move on to something else.
Oh shut up, Snow, I wish he had killed you.
Bleurgh so gross.
#powerfulmessage #tick!
Oh damn my tingle brain. They hit the right chords somewhere clearly.
Yes!
Everybody do what you love! Live long and live well.
#peaceout
(Do they not want to go back to the forest tho?)
😭😭😭😭 the dwarfs bowing to Regina killed me. The tears have left my eyes. They win!
😭😭😭😭😭 ROBIN YOU SUAVE BASTARD
Please let Granny get some nice dry comment in to end off.
LOOK HOW HAPPY THEY ALL ARE. 😃😱😃
So much fanfic potential here. Yes, yes, yes.
Guess the soft reboot is someone else’s story. Thank you for going with that, ABC. 👌
Who is the child? Do I care? I am not altogether sure? Oh… I see. He has become the new saviour. I see.
But if they go with him, how can they justify not having other key players in? They should have just gone with someone else who happens to have a similar story to Emma.
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Good afternoon, elegant natural beauties. Do u guys want to read a short, incoherent stream-of-consciousness review of Every Single Perfume I’ve Sampled since May 2016? of course you do! I put a star next to the ones that are good on me.  i originally wrote “next to the ones i recommend” but of course every perfume smells completely different on every person so Who Knows. i don’t wanna get blog sued for recommending you a fragrance that smells like a butt on you.
★ annick goutal ce soir ou jamais - rose! big, overblown, spicy rose. musky. amber. really good! a little too floral for me personally but it’s very like a flapper wearing a rose in her hair & i would recommend for somebody else
annick goutal grand amour - unremarkable, thin floral. also gone almost immediately?? what even was this. annick. get it together.
★ annick goutal nuit etoilee - ohhhh, yes. soothing, but not boring. something like -- blue-gray forests and -- mint tea? it's cool and delicate and sort of cozy. mint leaves and resin. herbal, graceful, understated: warm tea and a pine fire on a cold night. it’s too elegant to be homey. it’s like if your ex-wife of 20 years invited you over to dinner and everything in the house was lovely and the dogs were asleep and even the trees outside tapped their branches on the glass just as you remembered it, but over dinner you realized from the coolness of her glance and the graciousness of her manner toward you, you knew absolutely that she had moved on, and however kindly she treated you you would only ever be a guest in this house -- your ex-wife might wear this.
★ l'artisan mon numero 6 - sort of woodsy and masculine in a good way! sandalwood, hibiscus. a gamine in a bower.
annick goutal petite cherie edt - can something be both powdery and juicy? pear and soap? it's nice -- very girly and sort of demurely playful -- but even with a surprising musky note down in there, it doesn't make much of a statement. 
★ atelier cedrat envirat - a greener, woodsier Orange Sanguine. in spite of the name, the cedar is much more of a basenote, a strong vibration; more noteable are the citrus tones, especially as it dries. more lemon-lime than orange. delicious and fresh and invigorating. i can wear OS at any season, but this feels very summer-specific.
balenciaga b. - fresh at first but then….weird old bread?? what? what is happening. it’s still not bad but there’s something so floury/powdery about it. in spite of that bakery/kitchen association it’s not spicy – it’s green & dry. Fine, but not a keeper.
cb i hate perfume burning leaves edt - not so impressive on me anymore. it used to feel cozy and i'd get a hint of rich woods but now that sweetness is more like....bbq sauce. like, i just smell like i wandered into your house with grill smoke in my unwashed hair. this is fine and great when it happens organically, but a lil too meaty for my taste in perfume. not great projection either.
cb i hate perfume i am a dandelion - sharp & earthy greens – what florals there are are more crushed than blooming. i’d want to layer this with something but by itself it’s too much mica/dirt on me.
cb i hate perfume wild hunt - WET EARTH. foliage and moss. ozone. that low alcoholic thing that’s very cb-typical. round dirt. fades very fast.
clean rain - cheap but good. nothing remarkable though and it fades VERY quickly to regular bar soap. you could get the same effect for a fraction of the price with that $8 cucumber melon body splash from bath & body works.
★ comme des garcons blue santal - oh HELLO good MORNING! clean, tomboyish, scented wood and juniper. a ski lodge smell -- outdoorsy, but more moneyed than natural. the perfume equivalent of super-expensive ”reclaimed wood” scandinavian furniture.
d'orsay intoxication - bluh. the two words that come to mind are “honey” and “widowhood,” tbh, which makes this sound better than it is. it's just a sort of indeterminate, dated chypre floral, with an old-lady's-bathroom musk. which is better than old-man's-bathroom musk, obviously, but i'm not into this.
★ demeter honeysuckle edt - as pure and natural on me as annick goutal’s way more expensive chevrefeuille. projection & lasting aren’t as good but SUCH a fresh, sweet, uncloying honeysuckle.
derek lam 10 crosby drunk on youth edp - your cute friend’s hair after a shower. fancy girl shampoo. then it blossoms out and gets deeper & sweeter--pure honeysuckle, but still soapy, hence the shampoo. lovely, but too $$$ for basically a nice bathroom-steam smell.
dkny be desired edp - starts w/ sweet grapefruit & violet – then that shampoo-y smell – then the shampoo gets synthetic. it’s not BAD exactly, just mad artificial with a sharper and sharper plastic line through it. although ooo, as it dies down it gets REALLY nice. not worth that early stuff but very sweet and sporty.
dolce & gabbana intense - strong & sweet. intoxicating but also marshmallowy? tuberose. kind of like a lollipop. yes. booze lollipop. i dig it but it’s too sweet to be a standby for me. although the boozy vanilla about 15 mins in is SUPER delicious.
elizabeth & james nirvana black - i’ve heard this suggested as a dupe for Black Orchid but nirvana is WAY sweeter on me. more licorice, less tobacco and the vanilla comes across much less organically. some scents kind of fold your own smell into themselves and enhance it? that’s the goal for me & this w/ my particular chemistry is like the opposite. very “mask”-y.
★ giorgio armani si edp - YUM. lychee with some sharper fizz behind. black pepper? then incense/spiced wood? super sophisticated & sexy. reviews say “vanilla” – i’m not getting that at all.
gucci flora glorious mandarin edt - a burst of tangerine, then low slightly spicy flowers. good, but not great.
★ guerlain idylle - oo. oooooo. delicious. this is described as a “floral” but i’m getting something richer – something of that amber vanilla musk that i used to get with Black Orchid. i guess i smell the rose under that. as it dries it gets sweeter but not in a bad way – fruit-sweet, like a wet raspberry.
★ imaginary authors cobra and the canary - tobacco, smoke, leather. very distinctive and really kind of nice. i think you could pair this with something femmey for a really interesting layered smell but WHO HAS THE TIME!!
★ issey miyake a scent - spring. sharp cut green flower stems. wet but guarded. crisp. lemon tree & hyacinth in the very back. like it a lot. as it wears down it becomes deeper and more floral – a wet garden. (had this on same arm w/ d&g intense & they’re like the opposite of each other. a palate refresher!)
★ juliette has a gun mmm - sooooo good! like….creamy white flowers and orange rind and cinnamon? as usual with white flowers it’s a little sweeter than the woman i picture myself to be, but true to its name it is DELICIOUS.
laura mercier nuits enchantees - VANILLA EXTRACT! so delicious but unfortunately then this weird powdery almost nutty?? note appears. almond? or wait: marzipan. ough, that must be the patchouli. yeah, no thanks.
le labo vanille 44 - so good at first! rich warm vanilla-extract vanilla. spicy. wintry. something a little like rubber or plastic – or playdoh?? – deep under it, which is the only drawback -- except that then as it dries it fades to just that rubber plastic thing. :/ this was a disappointing relationship.
miller harris la pluie - weirdly old & incongruous on me – like one of those perfume sampler packs i played dress up with as a kid. not bad, but seems to have nothing to do with my skin.
oscar de la renta something blue - PURPLE MARKER SMELL? remember those smelly markers and the purple one was really good? this is like a fancier version of that. then it goes to more complex flowers.
★ pinrose treehouse royal - this is SO FAMILIAR, why?? what is it? vitabath??? green, delicious, ginger underneath. cassis and vetiver. very clean. i’ve never tried pinrose before and i really like it!
★ pinrose campfire rebel - oh wow. oh WOW. green smoke. everything i stopped getting from burning leaves – none of that charcoal meatiness. just clean autumn air and good whiskey. i gotta get more pinrose!
★ prada luna rossa - POWERFUL dude musk. spicy herbal, amber-y. Very very masc. Feels like Jean Dujardin inviting you behind the boat house for a cigarette.
ralph lauren polo black a wealthy, slightly effete dude sauntering out of the locker room. tropical fruit and sandalwood. very clubby, but also VERY delicious – at first. unfortunately it fades FAST to Eau de Douche. like, not the vaginal hygeine product, just a douchey guy in a club. ugh.
ralph lauren romance - very femme perfume-y – the opposite of luna rossa. Flowers first – rose & lily? Feels like the dullest body splash you could get from Victoria’s Secret. Inoffensive, boring flowers.
stella mccartney sheer - fruity! a less strong l'imperatrice. juicy. sweet and soapy.
★★★ tom ford noir pour femme - ohhhh shiiiiiit yes. ohhhhh you’ve done it again thomas. musk and vanilla. warm smoke. cardamom. this perfume is a cardamum blessing. i feel so sophisticated yet sexy yet also somehow cozy and warm?? a femme fatale in an oversized sweater. oh god, it just gets better and warmer and sexier every minute. WHEN WILL I BE RICH?? @daeontherun bought me a tube of this for XMAS because she’s a SAINT and we all put it on and spent the rest of the evening deeply inhaling our own wrists. can’t recommend highly enough.
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psyche13 · 3 years
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I got 3/4 into the new Saw movie, Spiral before I errr….fell asleep. Anyway, here are my thoughts up until I took a snooze. Slight spoilers ahead….sorry.
Yay I’m so excited am I totally twisted person for being this excited. These movies are kinda awesome.
Ooo fireworks news years or Fourth of July I’m going to guess Fourth of July
Carnival very good must be a public execution
Aww he stole her purse
What the fuck what the fuck he go in sewer and hat cop is mad. He has a punk shirt very manly. I like his fedora.
Why are movie sewers always so clean?
Here we go! He’s in a trap. IT’S A TRAP! That was fast. Now he’s going to wake up and realize he is going to die in a terrible way. Excellent. Will he escape?  A tongue is a muscle with mucus can’t he just wiggle his way out? He’s gonna die. Although it would be cool to have a mute main character if he survives.  He gonna die. Coward. Too late for him.
Hell yeah Chris rock plus one point
It would be great if people actually survived the traps. Gotta have someone to root for minus two points.
So is he a cop or a crook? I can’t tell
Hair whip .5 points
They are crooks
She’s hot, plus 2 points
Fucking Jamaican nanny good line plus 1
12 YEARS OF IT….. IN AZAKABAN!
Dead mouse on desk minus 5 points
If his cat dies I am turning it off
If your gonna throw up trope
Oooooo they are figuring it out!!!!!!
Married and wears a fit bit DUNN DUNNN DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH plus 1 point
Its gonna be a finger…..damn it its not its a flash drive
This one is going to be a finger!!!!! YESSS IT’S A TONGUE!!
Do they have a dead husband emoji? Plus 1
Okay I get it he’s an adult he can say fuck but he doesn’t HAVE to say it every other line wow its like cops gone wild.
Haha I was right it was Fourth of July!
YAYYY SLJ!!! Woot woooooooooooooo plus 10 pints
Here’s the next trap, excellent.
Hasn’t he every played with a Chinese finger trap before? He needs to pull slowly and gently. That’s what she said. hahaha.
Omg SLJ’s mustache is incredible plus 5 points.
I wonder if they are going to have a trap with acid in it?
And that’s when I fell asleep.
4/10 Kinda a Snooze Fest….literally.
What did you think of Spiral?
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besidebabylon · 6 years
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Opinion on Sounds Good Feels Good :)
This is my second time doing this because the other one deleted so it’s not gunna be as good as the one I did before :/ but imma try. Here’s my review/ opinion on SGFG
Money - this is v v aggressive and I’m not a fan of it really. Like it’s l o u d. But I do like the beginning where they talk about cupcakes :)
She’s Kinda Hot - i like this. I remember when this came out and it was so fresh so when I saw them live they played this over and over before they came out. This was the song that caused a new era and I like it
Hey Everybody! - I actually like this song which surprises me. This is also the one where is sounds like Hungry Like The Wolf and everyone got mad for it but like Duran Duran got credit for it so like they were cool with it and it was a whole thing.
Permanent Vacation - yo when this came out I was HYPED. I heard it live and my 14 year old heart was like ‘yes this is me’ cause I thought my life was s h i t. I still relate to this song but in a different way. Also how many -tion’s can you put in one song.
Jet Black Heart - ah the most emo 5sos there is. I love this song and to this day I always have some kind of relation to it. “the blood in my veins is made up of mistakes, let’s forget who we are and dive in to the dark, as we burst into color returning to life” is such a great line and brings out the track title and the song. And it’s kinda referencing mental illnesses which is nice
Catch Fire - this is a nice bop. I love the beginning thing and the lyrics “when I catch fire and watch over you like the sun” is so good and like is gooooooood.
Safety Pin - ah the logo. This is such an innocent song. It’s so nice and sweet and good and pure. And it talks about healing and coming together and being okay which is great. “Two wrongs make it right” is a niiiiiice lyric boi. Also Ashton’s solo is great and his harmony is grEAT
Waste The Night - oooooo a bop. This makes me think of coming from a club and walking the beach. Also Calum’s lisp is so prominent in this song it’s c r a z y. It gives off those pure lilac-purple vibes which I’m totally chilling with. And I don’t mind the interlude
Vapor - what. a. fucking. good. concept. ooooo it’s soooo good. “I just need another hit, you’re the thing that I can’t quit” ooo fuck me wow. And the chorus is sooOOoo goOOD. “I want to feel you in my veins” ooo a conCEPT. And this song live with lights in the crowd is such an experience wowow
Castaway - a fucking bop. This song is so good and the chorus hits so fucking h a r d. Also I can’t help but think of the movie every time I listen to this song. And that moment when the instrumental leaves and Luke sings the chorus by himself and the notes go oddly up in a minor key and that’s a whole mood
The Girl Who Cried Wolf - I’ve never really liked this song idk. It’s boring? It’s just not my cup of tea but if you like it I mean you do you boo
Broken Home - this song makes me speechless but yet all I want to do is talk about it. This song hits home with so many people and the fact that they decided to write a song like this and acknowledge this is amazing. They really really delivered with this and it never fails to make me cry. And the guitar thing in the beginning is such a nice touch and the whole song just speaks volumes. This song has such a special place in my heart.
Fly Away - this song is also aggressive but like lowkey. I don’t not hate it but it’s definitely not my favorite. I do like the chorus where they talk about didnt places where they want to go and want to feel and what they want. It’s nice
Invisible - oooo a heartbreaker. This song is all about self worth and feeling, well, invisible and just escaping and that sucks dude. “who am I, when I don’t know myself” just hurts me and it hits so fucking close to home with me and I guess that says a lot about me. Calum does an amazing song and his voice is perfect for it. It’s depression that we didn’t hear this live
Airplanes - I truly believe that this is what and airplane would actually sound like if it were a song. Michael just is amazing in this and like don’t @ me but I really enjoy Luke in this more oops sorry but like listen that never happens with their old albums so just let me have this
San Francisco - I really enjoy this song. It’s just so blissful and airy and gives those beautiful San Francisco fall vibes and I’m digging it. The harmonies are amazing. I love the guitar and mostly hearing Michael in the chorus is a dream
Outerspace/Carry On - lyrically one of the best songs that 5sos has ever made. The iconic “nothing like the rain, when you’re in outerspace” is such an image and it’s just bliss and I’m a slut for imagery. And Ashton’s high ass harmony note in “darkest night” is soooooo good oo I’m here for it. And Carry On sends out such a good message and I appreciate that.
The Space Between A Rock And A Hard Place (Catch 22) - I haven’t listened to this song too many times but I mean it’s okay. I like the chorus and I find myself singing it sometimes. I like the piano part and it’s catchy
Story Of Another Us - I like the chorus in this song and that’s about it. It starts off really weird and I don’t like it but like I said before if you like to then you do you boi
And there it is! I hope you enjoyed it. I will bring doing another one on their B-Side music as well that includes the EPS and not full albums and stuff like that. :)
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