the way my partner talks about my ocd is so hilariously on point. for context, i experience a lot of verbal compulsions (feeling like i Have to Say a Certain Thing to magically fix another) and he just told me. "most of the time it's easy to spot a compulsion cause literally nobody asked"
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An average everyday look
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you don't think an inanimate object can have ill intentions until you have to clean your home and you realize no the apartment is sentient and it HATES me
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Sorry boss, I can't come into work today. Yeah, I was just reminded of a joke me and my childhood friend used to share and now I need to spend the day overwhelmed with nostalgia. Yeah, the distant mourning of someone who's still alive but you never talk to and may never be able to talk to again is pretty serious. Yeah, just dealing with the realisation that there's someone who's name you may not even know anymore but so much of who you are was formed by who you both were and you still live then despite no longer knowing them. Yeah, their favourite colour was red. Don't worry, I'll get the papers in before the meeting on Monday
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attention joann's shoppers. there is a freak in the yarn aisle buildinf a nest
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a trans woman having a visible bulge is not predatory or automatically sexual. nobody should be obligated to tuck because of your pearl clutching. if you are the one staring at someone's crotch long enough to get mad at it, that is a you problem
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This Google Drive AI scraping bullshit actually makes me want to cry. My entire life is packed into Google Drive. All of my writing over the years, all of my academic documents, everything.
I’m just so overwhelmed with all the shit I’m going to have to move. I’m lucky to have Scrivener, but online data storage has been super important as I’ve had so many shitty computers, and the only reason I haven’t lost work is because Google Drive has been my backup storage unit.
My partner has recommended gitlab to move my files to - it seems useful, and I can try and explain more about what it is and how it works when I get more familiar with it. I’m unsure if it’s a text editor, or can work that way. He was explaining something about the version history that I don’t quite understand right now but might later. I’m just super overwhelmed and frustrated that this is the dystopia we live in right now.
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my roommate who is like. the most straight laced cis dude ever. just came into the living room and said "the masculine urge to get pregnant." then stood there for a second before leaving silently.
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i love you green. i love you forests. i love you smell of damp earth. i love you feeling before the storm breaks. i love you moss. i love you rivers. i love you streams. i love you thunderstorms. i love you sunlight shining through leaves.
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@midnightmah07 I’ve been meaning to draw Jeannie for so long look at this weird cat she found
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if I was in the Shrek universe i would be a divorce lawyer and I'd have a billboard that says like "when happily ever after isn't anymore" or something like that
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Stole this from twitter
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“Cringe culture is dead” I promise you it is not. Please keep killing it. This is an ongoing fight. You’re all doing great though. I love you and please keep being weird. Please keep having fun.
EDIT: Pr0shippers this one ain't for you. You're not "cringe" you're just writing pedo and incest porn, which makes you not "cringe" but a "terrible person". Hope that helps
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