#Not the Onion

[corporationsarepeople]

This fucking guy.

Because they ARE, you bought & paid for talking chunk of wood. If we allow intolerance to be tolerated, then intolerance will come to dominate. And I think Alito knows this.

(Tolerance, btw, is the absolute minimum. It is grudging acceptance. If you can’t even do that, then go back to your cave. This asshole’s religion tells him to love, not just tolerate. It’s not hard to do.)

#us politics #samuel alito #not the onion #popper’s paradox

[generallemarc]

A mod on r/nottheonion is deleting stories that make the left look bad

Either that or there's some other, wider-ranging problem of mass deletions that all my posts are getting swept up in. My posts about Canada's new hate speech laws and that thing in Toronto with the cops advising residents to let their keys get stolen got nuked within minutes. I used to love that place, but it would appear it's been powermodded.

#reddit #not the onion

[reaperlight]

Lol.

#oceangate 2: electric Boogaloo Dying in Space edition #mmm acid clouds and metal rain what could possibly go wrong? #oh and pressure which is 90 times that of earth's surface so definitely could get another implosion #oceangate #not the onion #venus #space #news #business insider #7/28/2023

[proudmomofababytrans]

new fave ticker tape just dropped

#not the onion

[haleyusesherwords]

My favorite genre of headline is “Titles of articles by the Onion that are somehow not actually articles by The Onion”

#id argue many things have happened in the last 40 years #and now the weather #the onion #not the onion #weathermen claim they are right 70% of the time

[ralfmaximus]

Ready for the next crazy/terrifying thing from the GOP?

A military invasion of Mexico.

Reason's Matt Welch points out that all six Republican contenders are backing the idea of conducting military strikes inside Mexico targeting Mexican drug cartels.

What was once a Donald Trump idea so dangerous that his own military staff had to jingle a set of keys to distract him from it every time he proposed it is now conventional wisdom within the Republican Party.

Holy shit.

#not the onion #may 2023

[foxghost]

#AI #not the onion #like i mean 美顏 has been kind of doing this for years but you know #that just makes you look like anime character i guess

[soapdispensersalesman]

What the actual hell

#not the onion #i wish this was satire #the economist #world war #investors #capitalism #i hate it here #headline #perfectunion #Instagram

[herculeaninnuendo]

life imitates art

#politics #nikki haley #nytimes #news #not the onion

[megameryl]

Theater Talk 3/9/24

Cole Porter once quipped about Rodgers and Hammerstein: "It's remarkable that it took two men, to write one song." It's not terribly offensive, really, because the R+H canon is magnificent nonetheless.

However...the (in)famous quote just came to mind...

From Cole Porter, we got "Let's Do It" and "It's De-Lovely."

From Stephen Sondheim, we got "Too Many Mornings" and "Someone in a Tree."

From Rodgers and Hammerstein- those two fellas- we got "You've Got to be Carefully Taught," among many others.

Then from Joacim Persson, Shelly Peiken, and Johann Alkenas- THREE people- we got "Rotten to the Core" from the DCOM Descendants.

THREE people wrote that s**t! If you ever needed to hear proof of the phrase "Too many cooks spoil the broth," that is it.

#broadway #theatre #playwright #sondheim #nyc #hot takes #movie #not the onion #south pacific

[gemthegerm]

this is the funniest fucking thing i’ve ever read

#andrew tate #not the onion #funny

[nzdraws]

italian man crushed to death under falling cheese wheels

#sketchdaily #illustration #not the onion

[quondamprolix]

It's the 'another' that really sends it 🚀

#the muppets #muppet #elmo meme #Ted Cruz #not the onion

[lifeofdai]

No, not The Onion...

"War is peace, freedom is slavery, ignorance is strength,"

— George Orwell, 1984

#george orwell #satire is dead #not the onion

[tumblrthumping]

#not the onion

[melt-banana]

#not the onion