#Noise Channel

[furiouskettle]

got the impulse to redesign some creatures from a really bad youtube ad i screencapped years ago

i found the thing theyre from (spacepop) (the animation is about as bad as you think itd be and the voice acting matches) (these things are the Cute Mascots and they beatbox to communicate) (i wish i didnt learn this information because i actually really like the ones i drew) (look at this man who is in a totally different style)

#teapot noises #kiwidoodles #i was digging through old images and #yeah #anyway i think i was channeling friendship is magic w these redesigns

[sonyshock]

*takes a nap while Faust rambles about the war, like he's some kind of messed up ASMR vid*

Faust ASMR......

#Sadly video sharing it's not very common in his world's equivalent of the internet #it's a bit less developed than our world's Internet #Also he's 100% deleting all negative comments #'They lack my ViSiOn' #This ask reminded me of that period of my life where I would fall asleep listening to a conspiracy channel named mundodesconocido #I believed not an iota of it but it tried so much to be mysterious and dark that it made for wonderful background noise #faust #fausticus #and his roach army too #brushy brushy~ #bat #roach #Original #original art #OC #Original character #My OCs #Rendered #illustration #colored art #finished illustration #illustracion #finished #art #furry #animal #anthropomorphic #anthro #given the current state of the world I want to clarify Faust's views are not my own. Faust is an absolute idiot and a bad person.

[martynsimp69]

#saintstarling #lampcraft #minecraft #funnily enough it’s almost true. #it’s an origins server. i play a channel surfer as my origin (explanation video can be found on youtube)— #and at the moment i was tuned to static. so bro was literally just standing there like (STATIC NOISES) #i love u lcsaint. u are hearing so many sounds forever

[104-days-of-gifs]

Another 104 Days of Phineas and Ferb GIFs: Day 32

#phineas and ferb #pnf #interview with a platypyus #perry the platypus #phineas flynn #ferb fletcher #chatter #platypus noise #disney channel #disney tva #disney tv animation #gif #my gif #104 days of phineas and ferb gifs

[tacktheyak]

hsrjvaukxeubdrjcd?

HDTTDHKFJXTICTEGGDBSICFJSYBZYKD????????!!???!?!???!???!!!!!!!??

#the amazing digital circus #THE UNGODLY NOISES IM MAKING RIGHT NOW #HOLY SHIT #DOES THIS MEAN WHAT I THINK IT MEANS???? #Um uhh if you wanna see the post go to glitches channel #On their community page #holy cannoli

[astranauticus]

shoutout to the experience of watching the new hbomberguy video, a bit like being at a party and having fun until about exactly halfway through when someone shoots you in the stomach

#I THOUGHT I WAS FREE. I THOUGHT I WAS IMMUNE #ive seen internet historians videos recommended to me before but i never watched any #and i think ive watched the iiluminaughtii video on the fyre festival but i didnt like her style #when he started talking about drama channels i had the thought that the next target might be like. j aubrey or the right opinion #aka people i watch when none of the people i subscribe to have uploaded anything recently but i really needed background noise for whatever #cuz TRO makes videos that are like 3 hours long #then he goes 'THIS SECTION IS ABOUT JAMES SOMERTON' and i physically flinched #what the fuck. just. what the absolute fuck

[venacoeurva]

Learning so many youtubers are parents who for most of their online popularity weren’t lately is jarring, partially because a lot of them still look so young and I associate them with being like. early 20s. so my brain can’t get past that, but still refreshing that the reason this is also jarring is because they apparently don’t put their kid out there online and didn’t make their entire channels about being a parent

#not art #vena vents #like people can do what they want with their channels but putting your kid out there online is kind of shitty at some point #and pour one out for viewers who had to stop watching someone because everything was pregnancy/baby/parenthood focused instead of like. #whatever the channel was originally about #I remember vaguely that I was watching some vlogger or makeup commentary person years ago as bg noise and suddenly parenthood was mentioned #every 2 sentences #I can’t imagine being bored to death by this for people who you were actually invested in the videos of #I don’t really watch them anymore but what do you mean danny gonzales is a dad??? pbg????? what

[formulatrash]

Alex will win a gp before lando too

gdfjhkgdfjhkdghjfkgdfjhk AMAZING hater ask to send a lifelong Williams fan

#girl you have no idea how badly i want to see a Williams W #i would absolutely go apeshit bananatown #i would rip my shirt off at work if it appeared on the news channel even if i didn't get to watch the race #i would make gorilla noises #this event would turn me into daniel ricciardo #i would be permanently altered by a Williams win #it's been thirty one years of mostly hurt and i would absolutely lose any decorum i could ever have been credited of having #which is like nothing anyway #but i would enter negative numbers #to a degree that mathematicians would call frustrating and annoying #also for many reasons i think mclaren can eat shit as an organisation so #this is the opposite of hating actually

[ink-the-artist]

it would be cool to possibly see a time lapse of one of yr colored pencil pieces eventually(?) ! i am very curious about the process !

I'd love to eventually do that ive been wanting to for a while, its just more difficult with traditional bc i have to be at one spot, not move the sketchbook around too much, and just generally have the camera setup occupy part of my brain the entire time in a way i wouldnt with digital. i do have a post showing the process of a piece with photos

#had the idea for a while to upload vids like this to a youtube channel #and esp to do sort of an asmr thing with it #like posting both a speedpaint vid #and a normal speed one where all the drawing noises are recorded #bc ik a lot of people find vids of people drawing relaxing #but that would be even more work since id also have to worry about the audio the whole time #if i ever do this kind of channel it would prob have to be when i move out bc my family is sofucking loud #youd be watching the vid and randomly hear my parents say something racist in russian

[get-back-homeward]

April 1960: John and Paul record a band practice on a Grundig reel-to-reel recorder at the McCartney home. Contributors are in dispute but are thought to include at least Stuart Sutcliffe on bass. The tape of this practice ends up in Astrid Kirchherr's possession and may have been a practice tape for Stuart as he was learning bass. It’s later released as part of a bootleg, The Braun-Kirchherr Tapes.

#the silver beetles #well darling #9 years before oh! darling #features paul channeling nirvana 30 years too early ‘come as you are’ #and john’s classic lyrics ‘well i think you stink like a pig boy’😆 #stu’s beginners bass note plucking #not sure if the middle guitar solo is george its kinda his style #the other tracks have some basic drums/percussion from mike but i dont hear that here #it devolves into more noise than anything #wailing a la yoko #stick around for the end send off from paul #john and paul trying to find the harmony and failing is rather endearing to me #everyone is an amateur when they start #you do something long enough you too can become a master even if you sucked at the start #but this is probably the hardest one to listen to on the tape #the kirchherr tape #home recordings #april 1960 #audio #1960 #mine

[seaquestions]

heres how i know ive become a normie: im listening to fucking radio.

#incoherent turtle noises #i dont have any of the channels on our tv ok!!! this is how i have to do it!! its habs vs sens tonight ok!! #hockeyposting

[zensations35]

A Sneeze Wav Audiobook

So, I've been wanting to do this FOREVER but I wasn't sure about the reception of it. But I spoke with a couple other snzfuckers and they encouraged me to do it. This is a story narrated by me with actual sneezing for the sneeze dialogue.

The lovely @sfblah has graciously written a short story for me to use as my first narration. This story stars (my favorite of his) OCs Abby and Jana.

Wav here, and story below. Enjoy!!

Normally, traveling down an empty road was business as usual for Jana and Abigail, but these past few days had been rather different. A typical adventure consisted of journeying to whichever cave or ruin the pair had heard of most recently, clearing it out, and then teleporting back to town with their spoils. Being forced to make the return on foot was the result of more than a few unfortunately-timed sneezes, each one causing Abigail’s magic to go haywire. 

“hhh… hih… eht’CHU!”

Even now, poor Abby just couldn’t stop sneezing. She straightened up with a sniff and a shiver, dismayed but quietly thankful that she didn’t accidentally cast a spell every time.

“Bless,” said Jana, looking back over her shoulder with a sympathetic smile. “Let me know if you want to take a rest.”

“I’m okay. Thanks though,” the mage replied, forcing herself to keep trudging forward. She sniffed again, giving her outstretched index finger a slow, firm rub back and forth under her nose. Just what had gotten into her? At least Jana had allergies as an excuse. Abby felt as though a hundred tiny feathers had gathered around her nostrils, and no matter what she did, they refused to stop tickling.

“hih… hehh… hhhh-! haa’SHUU!”

Over the last couple days, Abby had realized she could sometimes feel it coming when she was about to sneeze out a spell. That was frustrating enough, but the real danger was less that she would sometimes cast while sneezing, and more that she would always sneeze while casting. Pausing to rub her nose again, Abby gave a little sniff and an almost inaudible whimper.

“Alright, how about this?”

The mage’s eyes fluttered open to see Jana standing over her. Before Abby could protest, she found herself being hefted onto Jana’s back. Her arms limply flopped over Jana’s shoulders to steady herself.

“A-are you sure, Jana?” Abby finally mumbled after her companion had already resumed walking.

“Yeah, no problem,” Jana replied, brimming with confidence. “Now you can take a nap, or-”

“aah-CHU!!”

“...Sneeze on me.”

Too embarrassed even to apologize, Abby looked off to the side and dejectedly rubbed a finger back and forth under her tickly nose. Jana gave a chuckle a moment later, lifting her spirits somewhat.

“Bless. Just give it a few more days and I’m sure you’ll be over that wizard cold, or whatever it is you’ve got.”

Abby smiled timidly, flicking the tip of her nose up with the side of her finger before finally slumping against Jana’s back.

“I’m pretty sure a wizard cold is just a cold, Jana,” she said, punctuating her statement with a sniff. “And aside from being all stuffy and sneezy, I actually feel fine. Do you think I could be -” Sniff  “-allergic to something?”

Even with Abby’s weight on her shoulders, Jana shrugged effortlessly.

“You’re asking the wrong person, Abby. Just ‘cause I get hay fever doesn’t mean I know anything about it.”

“I just wish I could stop sneezing so much.”

“Hah, now you know how I feel.”

Abby straightened, giving Jana an almost offended stare.

“But you did stop! You haven’t sneezed all day!”

Sneakily reaching a hand around Jana’s shoulder, Abby stuck out a finger and began to tickle the underside of the orc’s broad nose. Jana immediately snorted in protest, scrunching up her face.

“Gnuh, Abby!” she snarled, glaring back at her passenger. “Do that again and I’ll… I’ll… hih’knxxt-Choo!”

The sensation of Abby silently giggling behind her made Jana hot with embarrassment, but she supposed she was glad to have improved her mood a bit further. As she tried to think of a clever, playful way to tell Abby off, she found herself slowing to a halt at the top of a hill. All other thoughts vanished from Jana’s mind, and for a moment she could only stare in awe at what lay ahead.

A town. Finally, a town! And a big one, at that. It didn’t seem familiar to either of the weary travelers, though given that it wasn’t in ruin or actively on fire, it more than met their requirements.

“Haha, yeah!” Jana cheered, taking off down the slope at full speed. “I still have no idea where we are, but we’re sleepin’ in beds tonight, Abby!”

While the mage was equally excited at first, she quickly grew distracted. That feathery feeling under her nose was back.. Abby withdrew one arm from around Jana’s shoulders and nervously scrubbed a finger back and forth across her nostrils. It quickly became clear that this wouldn’t be enough, and with a distinct tingle in the back of her mind, all she could do now was try to warn her companion.

“Jana, slow down… I… I…”

But, Jana didn’t seem to notice. While the hillside was beginning to level off, they hadn’t quite reached flat ground yet. The thud of each heavy footfall gradually faded away, and before long Abby had lost all awareness of anything that wasn’t her oncoming sneeze.

“hh… hih! Uh oh… Ah…. Aahhh…”

“Abby?” Jana choked, finally noticing her friend’s urgent mumblings. Before she could think to slow her pace, Abby’s resolve gave out.

“hhaaaAAA-CHHUUU!!!”

This particular sneeze was already enormous by Abby’s standards, but nothing could have prepared her for being propelled skyward by an accidental spell. The duo didn’t fly particularly far, but in the heat of the moment they both felt as though they had been shot into the sun. Jana and Abby both cried out in shock, and they suddenly fell silent as they plopped face-down in the middle of the road.

After laying still for an awkward moment, Abby rolled off of Jana’s back and curled into a ball. The orc peeled herself off the ground, face caked in dirt and dust though otherwise unharmed. She stretched an arm out toward the town’s front gate. Surely the guards were laughing at them, but Jana didn’t care, at least until…

“hh… hhhh-! knnxt-CHOO!”

Jana let her face fall back into the dirt, and then she too rolled over and stared up at the sky. Her gaze slowly turned to Abby, who was once again trembling with barely-contained laughter.

“Alright, you’re walking from here.”

#I had so much fun with this #I'm sorry for any background noise or humming #I don't have a studio #so it's not like professional quality or anything #but I am quite proud of how it came out #check out my channel if you want to see past adventures from these two #snz fic #snz wav #snz audio #snz story #snzfic #snz #not my ocs #zen wavs #illness #snz narration

[going-to-superhell]

so i'm looking at homebrew subclasses on d&d beyond and i found this cleric subclass

duck is lord

#the channel divinity is “Quack” btw #i need to play this in a campaign #HE IS LORD #THE DUCK IS LORD #HE IS LORD LORD LORD LORD THE DUCK IS LOOOOORD #duck is lord #firebringer #team starkid #cleric #d&d #d&d beyond #homebrew #dnd homebrew #unintelligible goblin noises #chaoscore #chaotic bastard

[soothifying-sounds-asmr]

| Sunny Autumn Drive Through White Mountain National Forest

#autumn #autumn leaves #autumnal #fall #Halloween #nature #nature sounds #visual #visually pleasing #white noise #New England #white mountain national forest #youtube #4k relaxation channel

[asphodel-night-adder]

Goddamn the amount of people who are like "ughhh I don't care about the drama guyzzz, illuminaughtii isnt as bad as you guys think she is, she literally apologized, just say y'all hate women" is fucking bizarre (especially since they haven't even watched the video and are complaining about a situation they don't fucking understand or care 💀). Like bruh this woman posted her employee's suicide note on her main channel. Regardless of everything else that is alleged, this woman talked about her employees mental health in detail without his permission and literally admitted to calling the cops on him. Fuck this woman and fuck anyone else who still supports her.

#illuminaughtii #look im upset at this b/c its been known for YEARS that she is blatantly awful yet some people still think of her as calm and cool #she is publicly rude to fans she bullies small channels she sics her fans to people she doesnt like #this isnt even alleged she does this shit on main publicly #everybody turned an eye to it (me too tbh) b/c we liked her videos and put it as background noise #but like #after everything that happened if you *still* support this bitch something is wrong with you

[cheddar-baby]

the optimal way to have friends imo is having a discord full of random channels we can all post in. Its like sharing a studio apartment with your friends and you can just pick and choose when to see them and in what context.

#my discord has a channel specifically for saying that you're peeing #theres a cave that plays dripping cave noises 24/7 #arbys channel #anything you want its there