Pillow Fight with the ADA
Genre: - ☆crack -
Ft poor innocent Poe
So, what led to the absolute disastrous state of the ADA office at this moment of time? Well it all started with Dazai, of course, Dazai.
Due to one of his ecstatic whims he decided to buy and get delivered a bunch of pillows to the agency, his plan was to make the sofa extra comfy and Kunikida extra annoyed.
You had been the one to walk up to the door after hearing a knock, and as you opened said door surprise surprise a ton of boxes filled with pillows had arrived. Yourself, filled with pure confusion turned around to look at the other agency members. You studied everyone closely before asking,
"Was this delivered to the wrong place or did one of you nutcases actually order some random boxes of pillows?"
To which Dazai, in return, happily skipped over with a tint of mischief and elation in his eyes
"Nope! Actually I was the one who ordered these!"
He chirped happily
You did not miss the little look he gave Kunikida as he explained himself.
By this point almost everyone in the room had looked up to stare at the both of you, almost with a dull yet concerned look on their face, wondering what Dazai was up to this time.
Kunikida had almost instantly risen up from his desk
"Dazai what in gods name did you do! Why are you wasting my budget on a bunch of unneeded pillows!"
Exclaimed Kunikida, his voice full of rage, you could practically see the steam radiating off of him.
"Now now, Kunikida-kun this was a brilliant investment you just don't understand~"
Like a child on Christmas Day Dazai began to unbox all of his pillows which yes, were bought with Kunikida's credit card, he had somehow memorised the digits even though he had only seen it once.
Dazai had almost finished unboxing when suddenly Kunikida had snatched a pillow out of his hand and proceeded to smack Dazai across the face.
You had found this near to impossible to not laugh at as Dazai wore an overexaggerated and shocked face as he stumbled backwards.
"Owww Kunikida-kun what was that for! Y/N-Chan help me!"
He screamed in an overemphazised hurt voice, holding his face as though he had been stabbed, not as if he were only hit with a plush feather pillow.
"Absolutely not! Don't drag other people into your mess Dazai! Y/N-san please do not feel compelled to help this buffoon."
However, as Kunikida was rather distracted telling you to not listen to Dazai. The clown himself found an opening to snatch a pillow and chuck it full force in Kunikida's direction.
Though due to having amazing reflexes and trained by Fukuzawa he somehow managed to sense and completely dodge the force of the pillow. But you see there was a slight issue with that, the trio were currently faced opposite Yosano's clinic door. You see where I'm going with this? In an oddly perfect or not timing Yosano had swung open the door the exact moment the pillow was about to land impact on the door.
So the first thing Yosano experiences as she enters the adjacent room, is a pillow to the face.
And everyone was silent, even Dazai, all agency members excluding Yosano had looked up in pure horror and shock, those who were writing had dropped their pens and even Rampo had stopped snacking and Rampo never stops snacking. Everyone's mouths were hung open, unsure of what to say.
"So, does anyone want to tell me who has a death wish here?"
Yosano threatened, with a menacing look on her face that would make any kid and grown adult burst into tears and run.
Almost in sync everyone had pointed their finger at Dazai, to which he gulped dryly afraid of what was to come.
Everyone carefully watched Yosano as she threateningly approached Dazai stopping only when their faces were almost touching. Then at rapid speed she snatched a pillow that was behind Dazai and bitch slapped him across the face with it. The force of it was so strong Dazai was completely knocked over. Due the pillow being stuffed with feathers, some scattered everywhere, on the floor and on Dazai's chocolate coloured hair.
Yet the pillow was not done with its journey, did I mention Kenji was asleep after having a meal? Well not anymore since the pillow had directly hit him in the face. He was startled awake but due to his strength it didn't take him long to recover to which he excitedly grabbed the pillow he saw beside him.
"Oh yay are we having a pillow fight? We always used to do this at the village! The first one to be knocked out was thrown off the cliff so it was very exhilarating!"
Now an issue with pillow fights and Kenji is that Kenji is a tad too strong so as he skipped to Kunikida and hit him with the pillow, it quite literally knocked him out. Now with no one to play referee things from here forward got quite chaotic to say the least.
You decided you wanted to join in on the fun so you threw a pillow at Tanizaki, bad idea because now you've pissed off the wrong little sister.
So now you and Naomi were violently throwing pillows at one another as Tanizaki was trying to stop you both.
Currently Rampo was still in his chair, spinning around whilst snacking on some pocky. Now it would be unfair for Rampo to not share the same medicine as the others so Dazai went overboard and barreled about 5 pillows at Rampo.
"Wait stop- Mphm!"
Rampo exclaimed jn a panicked way. Reason for this being his ramune was still on his desk, so as the pillows fell upon rampo it knocked over the ramune, spilling the sweet soda all over his snacks and paperwork.
Now Rampo was sincerely pissed off as he began throwing his wet snacks at Dazai (wait rampo stop this isn't a food fight) whilst also throwing the pillows tossed at him back at Dazai.
One stray pillow had fell onto Atsushi, who at the moment was in a state of confusion, since Rampo had thrown all 5 pillows at once.
Before Atsushi could even react though, Kyouka had pushed herself up from her chair staring directly at Rampo
"I shall eliminate him, Demon Snow! Throw pillows at my enemy!"
Now Rampo was getting absolutely battered by pillows sent flying by Demon Snow as Atsushi looked on in utter shock.
So currently, Yosano was still attacking Dazai who tried to hold his own, Kunikida was currently knocked out on the floor with Kenji watching over him in concern poking him every now and again, Naomi and yourself were still fighting as Tanizaki had given up trying to stop you both, a look of defeat evident on his face as his head hung low, Kyouka was watching over Demon Snow as it threw multiple pillows continously towards Rampo who now changed positions hiding behind a desk trying to throw his own pillows as Atsushi stared wide eyed and in a state of shock.
Oh? Is there a special guest incoming, yes there is and he has been knocking for a while but no one had yet heard him due to all the screaming and shouting in the opposite room.
Poe's timid form had poked through the slightly open door with Karl neatly snug on top of his head
"H-hey Rampo can you-"
Just before he was to finish his sentence a random pillow from god knows who landed on his face to which he stumbled out of the doorway quite surprised.
"A-another time then"
Poe now depressed, hovered out of the agency.
Fukuzawa must've seen Poe and heard the absolute ruckus from inside the office as he calmly made his way into the room
"What is going-"
Once again everyone halted their movements, looked over at Fukuzawa and at the same time,
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