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#Nico Di Angelo incorrect quotes
hawkeydonkey · 4 months
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Nico: Schrödinger's cat is overrated.If you wanna see something that's both dead and alive you can talk to me any time of the day.
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captainwaffles · 1 year
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Will: You have to apologize to Leo
Nico: Fine.
Nico: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.
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starchasersversion · 8 months
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after jason died
nico, summons him: you little bitch
jason: nico-
nico: YOU LITTLE BITCH
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Nico, to the seven: All right, listen up you shitheads! Nico: Not you Hazel, you're an angel and I'm glad you're here Nico: Not you either Jason, you're the most supportive friend I have and I love you Nico: Now, the rest of you assholes!
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owocontroversy · 10 months
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Percy: Annabeth and I are having a baby. Nico: Oh that's amazing, congratula- Annabeth, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.
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myriad501st · 1 year
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Nico: I'm a reverse necromancer.
Will: isn't that just killing people?
Nico: ah, technically...
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hyperfocuscentre · 8 months
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in my back pain era
i bet i could slap a nico, probably on this one too..
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thatrandomhumann · 4 months
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Nico: I'm emotionally unstable for the quest. Can I be excused?
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milomilesmib · 8 months
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Nico, going to meet Cupid: P; Panic! I; I'm scared! N; Nauseous... K; Death!!! :D
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nico: i only feel one emotion and it is anger.
will: last night you drunk texted me three hundred heart emojis.
nico: out of anger.
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a-dam-half-blood · 2 years
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Nico: I’m not a people person, I don’t like physical contact
*kisses Will*
*hugs Annabeth and Hazel*
*bro hugs Percy and Jason*
*high fives Frank*
Nico: AS I WAS SAYING—
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hawkeydonkey · 9 months
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Nico: Goodnight moon.
Nico: Goodnight tree.
Nico: Goodnight ghosts that only I can see
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captainwaffles · 1 year
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Hazel: Just so we’re clear, the Grinch never really hated Christmas. He just hated people
Nico: I mean, can you blame him?
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starchasersversion · 9 months
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nico: *sees percy at camp jupiter* oh fuck
percy: do i know you?
nico: um... what? noo of course not
percy: are you sure-
nico: well unless we met in the underworld cause that's where i spend most of my time haha
percy, suspicious: yeah haha
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Percy: Okay happy campers! If you were a fruit what would you be and why? Nico: I'd be a tomato because no one accepts me as part of the group. Percy:  Nico:  Percy: OKAY HAPPY CAMPERS-
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cjvazquez9824 · 2 years
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Carmelo- Hey Nico mind calling my phone I think I lost it.
Nico- Yeah sure.* calls it.*
Leo-* hears Carmelo’s phone ring and hands it to him.* Someone called Fun Size is calling you.
Nico-* death glares at Carmelo* Run
Carmelo-* laughs nervously then runs*
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