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#Never seen anyone do one of these fellas in splat style
maguro13-2 · 12 days
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Dropping in Feet First (Medium Style Remake)
Yukina : Maki, look, as a steampunk girl who has bigger guns and fighting a bunch of undead iron baddies that is actually a horror zombie-like apocalypse thing, but what do we have to do with these so-called feet? I mean there actually called Soles and that's why we have anatomy scientific system. So we're gonna go down a pole that we have to get down and make some breakfast or something?
Maki : Of course, that's why firefighters always climb down on these poles and we have to think it over during the field trip, this is why we practiced for this moment and I will show you the demonstration of dropping in feet first.
Yukina : Well, you do have a point. We may have these big guns and hot bods of being muscular, but we have absolutely strong perfect feet of ours, soles cannot comprehend these kicks. And these soles were a great use of kick ass and we are going to drop in feet first.
Maki : That's what I'm talking about. (the two grabs onto the pole) Okay, Yukina. You ready to do this?
Yukina : Oh, I got this, sister. Time to get with it!
Maki : All action, no talk.
[Earth ~ Sukarabe Fight Bgm 1 - Naofumi Hataya]
Yukina : Let's do this!
Maki : Time to drop in feet first, Medium style! [the two slides down on the poles]
Yukina : Wow! You were right, Maki! This is awesome! I never anything seen anyone dropping in feet first before!
Maki : You know it! This is why we always go down like this!
Yukina : Once we land perfectly on our soft soles, we can able to get down from here!
Maki : You said it! And there's no way that we are gonna land safely!
[TIRE SCREECHING]
Yukina : Hey, uhh, Maki.
Maki : What is it?
Yukina : I just got one question for ya.
Maki : There are no legos on the bottom is there?
Yukina : Good. Which is why our soles are practically fine.
Maki : Okay then. I got another question for ya, when we get off these poles to land on the bottom, there is one problem that i gotta tell you something. Do you feel burning pain on the poles when you land of your softly soles to the bottom?
Yukina : Rhetorical question, Maki. That's because we just got ourselves a...
Maki & Yukina : [together] HAND BURN!!!
Maki : At least, we don't get the foot burn.
Yukina : Quick! We gotta cool our hands off!
*SA1 SFX : Dash Panel 2X*
Maki & Yukina : Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! Quick put our hands in there!
*SPLAT+SIZZLING*
Maki : Ahhh. Finally, something to cool our hands off.
Yukina : Yeah, me too. (realizing) Hey, isn't this the princess's birthday cake.
Maki : Don't you mean Princess Hibana's birthday cake? (turns and sees Hibana and Ogun) Oh, uhh, fellas. I didn't know that this was your birthday that was stored in the freeze. Anybody wants a slice of it?
Yukina : Anybody wants a slice? (nervously laughs) No hard feeling, right? Hey, where's the cake and where did Maki go?
(it is revealed that Kirby ate Maki and transformed after eating the birthday cake)
Yukina : Oh boy. I knew this pink marshallow just ate the whole thing of Birthday cake.
Princess Hibana : Oh well, we're just getting our own cakes from the Cheesecake Factory.
Ogun : I'm gonna lay of the sweets, I'm just gonna go on a salad diet. No taffy.
Yukina : Well, at least I finally dropped in feet first. Congratulations, Maki.
Maki : Well, you certainly did.
Yukina : Woah. How did you do that?
Maki : Easy, that was my copy cat clone he ate. It's simply a magic trick that he pulled from me!
Yukina : I thought he ate you or something, well, good thing that he was such a random pink child or something that loves to eat all kinds of food from around the world. So let's go walk barefoot in the station and get--*PLONK! X2*
Maki : Yikes, Legos! We stubbed our feet with legos!
Yukina : I knew this was gonna happen! We just had to drop on feet first before we accidentally stepped on the legos!
Sister Iris : Who left their legos in the middle of the floor here!?
(camera pans to the group using lego blocks to build something)
Shinra : Uhh, whoops.
~ DON'T PUT LEGOS ON THE FLOOR ~
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