house md will always be remebered as the most insane thing ever broadcast because of how unabashedly feral everyone involved was.
a short collection of things that happen on the show, just off the top of my head, not even scratching the surface:
- house shoots a random dead body in the morgue and then sticks him in an mri machine, which pulls the bullet out of the dead guy’s head and destroys the machine, costing the hospital millions
- foreman gets bitten by a person with rabies
- chase kills an african dictator
- cameron steals drugs from a patient after possibly getting hiv from said patient
- house induces a migraine and then takes a drug made by his arch nemesis (who he’s been stalking for 25 years) to get the drug taken off the market. he then takes lsd (in the hospital, in the middle of a case) to cure the migraine.
- chase goes into anaphylaxis after doing body shots
- house stops an elevator so he can perform a cavity (vaginal) search on a teenage heart transplant patient who’s in cardiorespiratory arrest
- they give a neurosurgeon mushrooms to cure his food poisoning, then they stick him in an operating room. the neurosurgeon strips in front of a health board assessor.
- kutner dies for gay marriage
- house sets an autopsy room on fire while trying to juggle flaming bottles
- house gets recruited by the cia
- taub gets held at gun point after diagnosing a stripper with skin cancer
- in almost every single episode, the team breaks into multiple houses
- house fakes terminal brain cancer so he can get drugs implanted directly into the pleasure centre of his brain
- house cons us immigration to get his fake wife a green card. he also uses his fake wife’s ukrainian food truck to spy on people
- house tries to get wilson, his closet case boybestfriend, into bed every few episodes. every other sentence out of house’s mouth is about wanting to rail wilson.
- taub has a kid with his ex-wife, after they divorce, at the same time he has a kid with his 25 yo side piece. the kids’ names are sophie and sophia.
- house and wilson have a bet on who can hide a chicken in the hospital the longest without anyone finding out
- house tries to kill himself like 6 times and always fails (insulin shock, overdoses, electrocution, jumping off a building, cutting, etc)
- house fakes his death to get out of a prison sentence after violating his parole so he can live out his bi love story with his gay best friend who has 5 months to live
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The black sea had become a source of terror and uncertainty amidst the looming tensions between global nations. Reports of Russia's suspension of the grain deal had only further sowed discord. Insurers now found themselves in a state of fear and trepidation as they reviewed the scope of the ship cover. Everybody knew the stakes were high, a wrong move could spell calamity. Meticulous work was done, analyzing every detail of the contracts signed. There was much unease, with some speculating that forces much bigger than mere business were at play. Tales were spread about the deep secrets lying in wait within the waters. But, nobody was able to answer the question of what the future might hold - the only thing certain was that great turbulence was coming. The only thing that was left to do was brace for impact.
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The O.C. S3.E12 “The Sister Act”
Neil: "I think I've been out of the dating pool so long I was momentarily blind."
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Midnight Pals: Imaginarium
Neil Gaiman: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the limitless reaches of the human imagination
Gaiman: for where are we truly free to imagine? in dreams!
Gaiman: for the dreamscape is the playground of the inner child
Gaiman: but what if the concept of dreaming
Gaiman: was this real cool goth guy
Aaron Alexovich: yes
Neil Gaiman: and what if
Gaiman: death was a goth chick
Stephen King: like mary?
Gaiman: no no not like mary
Gaiman: not so threatening
Aaron Alexovich: what kind of goth?
Alexovich: cuz there's 12 different phyla of goths and over 500 sub-species
Gaiman: oh i don't know
Gaiman: they're all lovely
Edward Lee: does this goth chick have big boobs
Gaiman: well that's not really the point ed
Gaiman: but with the limitless power of the imagination
Gaiman: why, they could be as big as you desire
Lee: whoa
Lee: what!
Lee: for real?!
Lee: shit you guys i gotta try this out
Lee: okay i'm imagining a boob as big as the world
Lovecraft: n-no you're not!
Lovecraft: no one can imagine a boob that big!
Lee: i can
Lovecraft: oh you're so full of shit
Lovecraft: you cannot!!!
Lovecraft: oh what next? a boob as big as the galaxy
Lee: yeah i'm thinking of that now
Lovecraft: no you're not! you're making that up!
Lee: now i'm thinking of a boob the size of like the entire universe
Lovecraft: you liar!
Lovecraft: steve, make him stop!!
Robert E Howard: howdy there pardna
Howard: can ya imagine a boob as big as the heart of texas
Lee: i
Lee:
Lee: i can't imagine that
Howard: [chuckling] too big, huh?
Lee: no its just
Lee: that's kinda abstract
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