Do you think marvel universe fangirls write y/n fanfiction about spiderman? And do you think Ned and Mj totally go on wattpad and read it out loud to Peter just to annoy the shit out of him because its fucking hilarious to see his reaction to being in fanfiction? oh oh and also do you think mj is secretly insanely good at writing fics and is totally the most famous spiderman writer on Ao3 and in her authors note she says "I based him off of a friend that I know"
And everyone in the spiderman fandom has read that fic and uses it as canon spiderman lore and is always trying to ask her WHO IS THIS FRIEND?!?!?
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A conspiracy theory starts circulating that Spider-Man is an automaton made by Stark Industries. People make youtube compilations of Spideys quips compared to Tony’s snark, and how Iron Man and Spider-Man tend to “work together” on lots of projects. and that the mechanics of the spider-suit seem a similar style to Tony’s.
Ned brings it up around Peter to tease him so much that people at school start thinking Ned wholeheartedly believes the theory.
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Fav phrase is "I just wanna put [character] in my pocket"
Like yeah I'm just gonna pick them right up, put them in my jacket pocket and leave
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mcu ned "i can be your guy in the chair!" vs spiderverse ganke "i'm not your guy in the chair" fight
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Irondad fic ideas #157
The spell is almost complete, and MJ knows. She knows Peter's never going to come find them. He's going to let himself stay forgotten.
So as soon as he's swung away she opens her phone and types in the first chat she sees with Peter not in it: "May Parker's nephew the most boring white boy name Tony Stark's son Midtown decath I love him Ned's best friend about to be erased by magic DONT FORGET HIM FIND HIM."
She manages to add a few final notes just for her, to prove to her future self that she's really the one sending the message. She hits send just as the spell is sealed.
It turns out, the group chat she'd written in was the one for "FOS" (Friends of Spider-Man).
When she stumbles across the chat again, large sections of it's history are now blank, and she doesn't remember what the name stands for. But the members are still there: herself, Ned, May Parker, Happy Hogan, and Tony Stark.
So. Two dead people and May's ex boyfriend, who never bothers to respond. At least Ned is determined. And that "I love him" echoes in her head. They both begin to poke at the mystery, not really sure it'll ever be solved.
Little does she know, Tony Stark is not as dead as the whole world believes. And he's very concerned that this random group chat is talking about magic and him having a missing son.
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Remember when Peter made videos of his trip to Germany coz he can't talk with anyone about it. What if he does the same after the spell because he has no one to talk to about all the pain he is in...
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Peter: The universe is cold and unfeeling. The only constant is chaos.
Ned: Was that place out of chocolate-chip pancakes again?
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Science teacher, desperately trying ti engage bored students: You’re each going to be finding out your own blood type next week! If anyone is scared of needles, speak up now so we can find other arrangements!
Peter, raising his hand immediately:
Ned: Dude. You’re not scared of needles. What-
Peter, still very new to being Spider-Man: i don’t know if I have blood
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