#NOT ABOUT TO BE BAITED

[daughter-of-sapph0]

#dostxt #poll #this is blatant reblog bait #but also I wanna see what people think about my own url #I've had it for like half a decade now

[possiblyawesometmblr]

i'm allowing myself exactly one (1) moment of pure delusion:

jon martin jonah. thanks for your time.

#i know for a fact that this is DEFINITELY a bait #there's no way that's what it stands for #but in case a miracle happens and this is RIGHT #know that i saw it the second i heard it #also if it's true that's so fucking funny #poor freddie's over here like hey the gay people stuck in my system are having problems #can you do something about that colin #tmagp #tmagp spoilers #the magnus protocol

[tagomago]

shut up

#sui bait #<- see i’ll even be nice about it

[samijami]

I care about the person I reblogged this from's overall health and hope they have a good life.

#reblog bait #rblog bait #rb bait #rblg bait #pls reblog #please reblog #reblog this #mental health #mental health awareness #health awareness #care for others #have a good life #positive #positive quotes #positive thoughts #i care about you #spread positivity #reblog please #reblog plz #pls rb #plz reblog #rb to boost #reblog to boost #reblog to spread awareness #reblog to reach more people #reblog to save a life #tw mental health #tw mental instability #im not mentally stable

[meigsbrainrot]

game changer is like. the legal version of what the joker would do.

#think about it #all the puzzles and mind games #making people question themselves #sam reich is the joker real not click bait #sam reich #game changer #dropout #dropout tv #sam reich game changer #same reich dropout #meigs yaps

[clearancecreedwatersurvival]

Katsuki Yuuri is so funny because dude is an Olympic level figure skater who competes internationally regularly and he introduces himself through narration in the first episode as very average in skill, who is doing it like him.

Your self confidence may be bad but is it deluding yourself into thinking you suck at something you rank sixth in the world at bad?

#he has one really bad day and forgets that he’s the best skater in Japan #this post brought to you because I’m watching sk8 and was reminded about my true sports anime BL bait love #yuri!!! on ice #yuuri katsuki #yoi #caitie speaks #animanga

[butch-with-a-deep-voice]

Fellow tops out there. Anyone else get the need to just completely envelop their bottom? Just go completely primal and wrap as much of yourself around them as you bury your strap/cock as deep into them as possible. As much skin contact as is physically possible as you thrust deeper and deeper. Where the only way closer you could get is if your bodies melted together, and even then you'd keep fucking them in a state of pure carnal bliss. Where you stop being you, you are simply a top, put there to lose yourself in your bottom, and for them to lose themselves in you. To keep them so close it almost hurts as you cum, pumping every last bit of your very being into them. Holding them there for what feels like an eternity after because they are yours and you are theirs, and in that brief yet beautiful moment, you are one. Anyone? No? Just me?

#this isn't even about power dynamic #this is pure hedonistic desire #something i love about being as large as i am is most of my bottoms historically can be wrapped up in me entirely #sapphic #lesbian #sapphic nsft #sapphic ns/fw #lesbian nsft #lesbian ns/fw #nblw #nblw nsft #nblw ns/fw #wlw #wlw nsft #wlw ns/fw #butch #butch4femme #femme bait #service top #bite me #breeding k1nk #queer nsft #queer ns/fw

[14fucks]

#nblw #lesbian nsft #lesbian #wlw nsft #wlw #butch lesbian #butch4femme #femme bait #look sorry i like flirting for fun #hello strangers let me talk about railing you #for practice

[rambrandt-the-painter]

Butch Bait Bunny

#art #furry #joey #bunny #for real tho don't fall for that bait #as soon as you're finished in bed shes going to start complaining about steven universe even though shes never watched it #and then ask you to call her a badass

[faeriehighfemme]

just wanna go hiking with a sweet loverbutch <333 i’ll pack us a picnic with all your favorites, a cute blanket, maybe a sketchbook, a novel or some poetry. we can lay together in the shade, your head in my lap while i softly read to you.

maybe while im reading you lift my skirt up and duck underneath, giving my warm, wet cunt a few lazy licks, savoring my gasps, accompanied by the birds, the sound of wind blowing through the trees, people chatting in the distance.

warm sun filters through the leaves, spilling on my back as we trade positions, me in your lap, my hands making light work of your belt and buttons. soon you’re sinking into me, pulling me down on your cock, gently shushing as i whine and shift to accomodate it. my nails drag down the back of your neck, lips pressed to yours to quiet my cries. wouldn’t want any hikers to hear us misbehaving in the woods, would we?

#wlw nsft #sapphic nsft #lesbian nsft #oh nothing just me thinking about my butch bringing the strap on a hike #lesbian ns/fw #wlw ns/fw #sapphic ns/fw #butch bait #femme4butch #winged whispers #im high this just sounds so lovely #sarin

[official-crab-posts]

hey everyone, i know this is a silly gimmick blog but i feel i need to clarify that zionists aren't welcome here. people who think the violence in gaza right now is in any way justified or proportional to october 7 and support the genocide being committed against palestinians need to get off my blog. leave.

people who use this situation as an excuse to be antisemitic also need to get the fuck out of here. it is never okay to be antisemitic and trying to use your support for palestine as a shield is pathetic. i dont want you around and i do not like you. when i find you i will block you. save us both some time and just unfollow me right now.

i just wanted to make my position clear. free palestine. 🇵🇸

#not a crab #the crab speaks #free palestine #from the river to the sea #i just wanted to make this clear after i saw a couple people followed me that i do not want following me. thanks. #also to be clear obviously this didn’t start on october 7. it’s been happening for over 70 years now #but i specifically wanted to address the claim that this is somehow a proportional response to that day #i didn’t get into the historical context in this post because it was meant to just be a quick response after i had to block some zionists #but it has gotten way more notes than i thought it would and also has led to a couple zionists bothering me so i just wanted to add this #also like dw about the zionists who show up sometimes. i just block them now. it’s not worth it to take the bait

[lunamugetsu]

The CIA is trying to kill Danny

Now hear me out.

I stumbled upon this prompt idea where somebody wrote that they want to see a story where the CIA is trying to kill Clark Kent (not Superman, reporter Clark Kent), the reason is because that Clark Kent is a very good reporter. And everybody knows that a mark of a good reporter is that they die of natural causes, with bullets in their head. So that story would have centered around the CIA trying to kill Clark Kent and having no idea on how Clark Kent is still alive after the multiple attempts on his life.

Now this got me thinking.

In an AU where Danny is interning or working at the Daily Planet, probably under Clark or Lois.(you choose) And Danny is a really good reporter, his ghost powers help him gather information undetected. He's exposing corporations left and right, all ranging from either illegal animal experimentation, environmental pollution, horrible working conditions, toss in a couple of sleazy terrible rich people. So while all of his stuff is getting published and the govt is going, "we gotta stop that reporter." And proceed to constantly try to end this kid's life with no result. They try to poison food, Danny grew up eating radioactive food, if anything the poison is just added seasoning. They try to set up his place on fire, Danny's just conveniently not there. They try to have people tail him but they can't because Danny just disappears whenever he turns a corner.

And layers could be added to this, like Danny's just talking to Clark at work (y'know water cooler talk) and when Danny brings up all of these strange things happening to him like "people following him, the elevator at his place just conveniently broke down and crashed into the ground around the time he would have left for work, or how his usual food orders look a bit different than what they normally look like and they taste slightly different." And Clark is hearing all of this and is going "wait a minute!" and there's a scene of Clark walking with Danny as the kid is waiting for his uber and when the car pulls up. Clark uses his x-ray vision and spots the driver sporting guns, knives, poison gas (whatever CIA agents use for assassinations, I don't know) and just goes "Hey Danny did I ever take you to my favorite diner. No? GREAT! Let's go now!" and he just immediately drags Danny away from the murder car. And from that point on, Clark is taken it upon himself to stop all of the assassination attempts on Danny because he believes that Danny is a fragile young human being.

OR

This could be set in Gotham

And Danny is just exposing all of elites of Gotham, including Gotham's rogues and all of that song and dance. Which then leads him to be targeted by the Court of OWLS! Danny in this scenario would be friends with Tim, because they go to the same coffee shop and order the espresso on steroids drink. Danny tells him all of the stuff that's been happening to him and Tim goes "oh shit." In which he then tells the batsiblings. They all band together to protect Danny because he is a normal human being. (said nobody ever) So Danny becomes unofficially adopted by them. They don't tell Bruce about this because then they'll have to come to terms that they are just like him because they just took in a black haired blue eyed kid into their family.

#dp x dc au #dpxdc #dp x batman #dp x dc crossover #dpxdc au #batfamily #clark kent #danny fenton #dp x dc #dp x dc prompt #either way you think about #Danny is going to be adopted by a family no matter what #danny is adoption bait for the DC universe honestly #like he's prime real estate for kid being adopted

[lavenderisn]

the only thing i can think about right now is dry humping on a big butch thighs 😩

#this is about lesbian sex #wlw and nblw only #lesbian #wlw #wlw yearning #lesbian yearning #femme4butch #butch bait #lesbian nsft #sapphic nsft #wlw nsft #sapphic

[bloggingboutburgers]

...Maybe queerbaiting can only ever mean homobaiting or transspecbaiting

Idk don't kill me those are just cans of worms

#no one can know i don't like sex #queerbaiting #asexual #aromantic #aroace #not 100% a hot take but i doubt aro ace bait actually exists tbh #because i don't think writers and audiences care about aro or ace people enough to even think of writing them as bait #it's in THAT sad a state #my art #nonburger