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Once Upon a Witchlight: Episode 45 (SPOILERS)
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Oh no, a warning for graphic themes? If someone died im crying so hard
KEEP YOUR DAMN CLOTHES ON TORBEK OR I SWEAR TO THE GODS
My S/I would be so happy to finally explore the material plane!!
Father twin giggle sesh :D
Kremy is going crazy again
When Torbek is worried about YOU, then you know you're acting crazy /j
Gideon and his old man glasses omfg, I love that image so much
“Empath” Gricko gives off astrology girl vibes and idk why
I WAS RIGHT, HE DID A GEMINI JOKE OMG
NAT 20 FOR GIDEON LETS GOOOOOOO
My S/I would be having so much trouble in the desert because of them never having experienced a dessert before and the whole satyr fur thing
My bestie, the eldritch abomination of a bugbear <3
Gricko getting the party into trouble against a desert hydra is so him coded, bro would get the group in trouble at a damn Wal-mart
ANOTHER NAT 20 FOR GIDEON, THAT HYDRA IS SO FUCKIN DEAD!!!
OMFG A THIRD NAT 20 FOR GIDEON!!!! THAT HYDRA IS GONNA BE MUSH!!! (Im stimming so hard right now, my hands are flying like crazy fr fr))
Mace has the same amount of object permanence as I do /j
OH FUCK, I HATE BUGS! KILL EM, KILL EM
I LOVE KREMY’S OMINOUS JAZZ AND NEON FORM :D
OOOOO NIKKIE GOT A NAT 20
What is with all these nat 20’s this episode, loaded dice? /j
Of course Gricko would try to befriend the monster
Mikey's dice bag being full of bananyas is so damn funny
ALCHEMIC WHAT? FLEASHLIGHTS??
NOOOOO, TORBEK GOT A NAT 20 TOO BUT NIKKIE DREADED HIM
WHAT? HUNGER OF HADAR??? KREMY IS OP AF
Hootsie is so smart to not deal w that bs fr fr
Kremy accidentally kills his teammates via mind fuckery /j
My S/I would be so confused during the hunger of hadar thing, they'd be screaming shit like: “IS THIS NORMAL IN THE MATERIAL PLANE, AND WHERE IN THE HELLS IS EVERYONE???”
All these dudes are so OP in their own ways but also complete idiots in others, I love them all so much
NOOOOOO GIDEON IS IN QUICKSAND
“That's from Agwe you dumb ugly bastard!” is a great like Gideon, good job
NAT 20 FOR TORBEK FINALLY!!!!! AND HE KILLED IT YEAHHHHHHHHHH
“Longscarfing it” is my new favorite thing
Fighting with an erection mention lmao XD
They're freaking out about Nikkie playing swamp music lmao
NOOOO DON'T AWAKEN GOREBEK
We love the swoose (Swan + Goose)
Also wasn't one of the cookies Bavlorna gave Torbek a swoose, and Nikkie is using the same accent for the swoose as she did Bavlorna
“Recount the tales to me x3, of a troubled past and what set you free” ARE WE GONNA GET SOME BACKSTORY ON THREE OF THE DUDES???? PLEASE LET ONE OF THEM BE TORBEK, BRO IS AN ENIGMA
GIDEON BEING KIDNAPPED AS A CHILD AWAY FROM HIS PAW IS SO SAAAAAAD, WE NEED TO REUNITE PAW COAL AND MY DAD TOGETHER AND HAVE A HAPPY FAMILY AGAIN (T-T)
“We hit rock bottom and picked up shovels” HAHAHA
I wonder what Andy’s theory is, My theory is that Zybilna is the fourth sister or at least connected to them in some way
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thesvenqueen · 3 years
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TWO MORE TO GOOOO
S&B Episode 7
- OHHH a Jesper title card HELL YEA I LOVE IT - ughhhhh who CARES for this backstory because it's NOT me - but also MORE BEN YEE - sheesh Ben that acting boi, I nearly feel sorry for your character...nearly.. - S H E E S H heads will roll apparently - I mean, Baghra is not wrong. you leaned on FEAR instead of just earning RESPECT - WHY DOES NO ONE EVER LISTEN TO BAGHRA OMG if everyone would have just listened to Bagrha we wouldn't fucking be here - yeah y'all fucked - well, that went super well - DAMN he really carried Baghra that far SHEEEEEESH - "I made soemthing" yeah no shit - You can see Kaz struggling so hard to help Inej but his phobia just not allowing him to and my god, Freddy fucking Carter understood the assignment - Freddy Carter, Amita Suman & Kit Young UNDERSTOOD THE ASSIGNMENT PERFECTLY - "I'd miss me too. I'm fantastic." you shit lmao - I didn't mention this last time but the way they show Mal being able to hear/detect the stag is actually super smart and will def help with future stuff too. brilliant little thing to add - oh isn't he BEAUTIFUL - I mean, as someone that used to hunt, I genuinely would not want to shoot the stag. it's too beautiful - Ivan you shit head wtf - OH FFS CAN WE STOP NEARLY KILLING MAL SO MUCH JESUS - dramatic ass entrance for such a dramatic ass piece of shit lmao - WAS THAT NECESSARY?!? - Awww, thanks for fixing the cane Jesper bb - "what else is there?" idk how about telling her HOW YOU FEEL AND HOW YOU NEED HER FFS KAZ COME ONNNNNN - daaaaaaamn Kaz admitting he was wrong for once, WILD - MY CROWS SHUT UP IMMA CRY - "No saint ever watched over me. Not like you have." TATTOO THIS ON ME NOW. I AM DYING OVER THIS SO MUCH I AM AHHHHHHHHH - "I can't go back to the Menagerie" "You won't." GIRL YOU THINK HE GONNA LET YOU GO BACK WITHOUT FIGHTING FOR YOU DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU TALKING TO????? - DAVID NOOOO. - I mean, she right. nothing has been up to her since the beginning. - M A N I P U L A T O R - that is NOT an answer homie. you avoided the one question she fucking needed an answer to ughhhhh - OHHHH this is a cool concept. in the books you hear ALina's thoughts and feelings of how she felt him controlling her powers, but that's not really possible hear so adding the little bit of the antler onto the darkling's hand to show he has control....I like it!! keeps the audience understanding whats going on - David, bb, I don't blame you at all but also DAMN IT WHY YOU SO SMART - "Jes?!" THIS WHOLE SCENE I AM DYINGGGGGG THAT SLOW TURN TO INEJ I CAN'T - "It's Suli, for friendship!" JESPER'S FUCKING FACE & THE LITTLE FEET KICKS HE KNOWS ITS BUGGING KAZ AND HE LOVES IT IM CRYINGGGG OH MY GOD - I could legit rewatch this scene over and over again for days, it's too fucking good I cannot - GENYA - .....well this blows - Oh Genya, oh sweet Genya I am SO sorry. but he def put you in that position and for SURE our are his pawn dude come ON. He placed you with Alina for a fucking REASON - well Jesper loves a bit of role play sooooooo - "I'm a man of my word" Oh PUH-LEASE - you only appreciate the POWER she brings you, stfu - "you are a child" and you're a git - TELL HIM MAL - ZAMN ZADDY, you look fly af - GASP MILO!!! HOW?!? - THAT IS YOUR MOTHER YOU RUDE ASS BITCH - telling half truths is still L Y I N G - cool motives, still shitty - "Make me your villain" Done and done sir, thanksssssss - LOOKED OLDER?!?! stfu and KAZ'S FACE IN THE BACK OMG y'all are such shit I can NOT - L I A R. again, all these fucking LIES and you don't get why she doesn't trust you - NO MOURNERS, NO FUNERALS
The dynamic between the crows UGH I can not talk about it ENOUGH. The casting is absolutely perfect for them, honest to god! Ben is absolutely killing it though, hate the character which means he's doing an amazing job. GOD I really am going to be rewatching this for a third time now aren't I?
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Gurl first of all welcome to Got7, second of all Could you do me a Angst where Jb and his GF have a very steamy fight and like he says mean asf stuff but never meant them so shes broken but happy ending cos he apologize? ♥♥
I gotchuuuu here is the imagine I hope you enjoy and legit got7 just keeps pulling me back lol there is no leaving this fandom
                                                  My baby is back
Member/group: Jaebum from GOT7                                                                     Genre: angst                                                                                                          {i was gonna write a summary but the request is the summary sooo enjoy!}
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You and jaebum had both been off lately and to be honest it scared you because you did not know how much more of this you could take. Jb would come home and yell for no reason and at first you thought maybe had been that practice and comeback was stressing him out, but when it became almost a routine for him to comeback and yell at you then storm off into your share room you figured that maybe you should talk to him and see what has made him so tense and on edge lately. As much as you wanted to talk to him you were to scared that he would flip out even worse then he already has, but you knew that this was the only way you would get an answer out of him. You decided to plan a nice dinner and eat with jaebum and talk about what has been going on lately. You started to prepare a nice dinner and set the table up, just after you had finished setting everything down on the table you heard the door slam and you instantly knew that an angry jaebum was home. You could feel your heart racing and the anxiety starting to build. You walked out of the kitchen and into where jaebum was “hi babe um I made dinner if you want to come and eat some” you replied with a soft voice scared that if you talked loud he would start to scream at you again “i’m fine” his replies only made you more scared at what you were going to ask him “are you sure I made some of your favorite dishes because I thought that you deserved to have a home cooked meal” the feeling you had in your stomach should not have been there, you should not be afraid to talk to one you love, but still that stupid anxiety was building up. “can you just leave me the fuck alone, ever God dam time I come home your always nagging me you want me to go here and try this cant you see i’m tired God your so stupid” his words did hurt but at the same time Jaebums words were convincing you that he was right and that you were the one who is always bugging him and asking him to do things when he is tired. you figured you were the source of the problem. That night you decided that you would just talk to him another night. As usual Jaebum went upstairs as you stayed downstairs, you put the food away to tired and upset to eat anything. After everything was put away you took your spot on the couch, the place you have been sleeping to afraid to even go near Jaebum at times like this. As you were laying down you kept thinking about many things, your loss of appetite ever since Jaebum started to lash out on you, the fact you two barely talked, how much you missed his hugs when he came home. What happened to him, what happened to you guys. The next day you somehow found the courage to talk to him. Jaebum came home, slammed the door and before he could walk upstairs you stopped him “what did I do?” you asked hes eyebrows knitted together. “what the fuck are you talking about” he pulled away from you. “why are you acting like this, why are you constantly lashing out at me, what have I done Jaebum?” your voice was small and you could clearly hear the hurt in your words. “do you really want to know” he asked you and by the sound of his voice his next words were not going to be nice. You nodded your head even though you really wanted to say no “your selfish your so so so so selfish, I come home and you instantly hit me with a whole bunch of questions you always want me to eat dinner with you, you always want me to cuddle YOU ALWAYS WANT ME TO DO EVERYTHING FOR YOU AND DO YOU EVER TAKE INTO CONSIDERATION THAT IM TIRED AND I DON’T WANT TO OR THAT I WANT TIME ALONE AND I DON’T WANT TO BE WITH YOU ALL THE TIME I NED TIME TO MYSELF GOD YOUR SO FUCKING ANNOYING AND CLINGY” by now his chest was rising up and down, you tried to hold back tears and quite your sobs, He screamed and it was not even a low scream you could almost call it a roar. Jaebum never ever raised his voice at you so now in this moment you were frozen. “baby I only do it because I care” this just set him off more “IF YOU REALLY CARED ABOUT ME YOU WOULD RESPECT THE FACT THAT IM THE ONE THAT'S WORKING ALL THE TIME AND IM THE ONE WHO HAS A BUSY SCHEDULE BUT NOOOO YOU ALWAYS GOTTA STRESS ME OUT EVEN MORE”  his words just kept stabbing your heart, to scared to fight back and to scared of what would happen if you did you stayed silent just taking ever thing he said but his next words was your breaking point “IF I KNEW FROM THE BEGINNING YOU WOULD BE THIS FUCKING CLINGY AND ANNOYING I WOULD OF NEVER DATED YOU HELL THERE'S SO MANY GIRLS OUT THERE THAT I COULD DATE AND I CHOSE YOU AND THIS IS HOW I GET REPAID”. You never in a million years would of thought that those words would come out of Jaebum’s mouth. Jaebum was so heated that he couldn’t even see how his words were hitting you. Jaebum had left the house after that slamming the door so hard you thought it would break as soon as he had left you took that as your chance to let everything go. Your sobs were no longer silent but more echoing through out the house, your tears did not come out one by one they came out like a river, your hands pulling your hair out of frustration. You decided that if Jaebum did not want you here to bug and pester him then you wouldn’t be. you packed a small bag and left the house , to where you didn’t know but anywhere would be better then that house. after an hour of walking your phone started to go off rapidly. You figured that Jaebum had finally let everything sink in and he now knew what he had said and put you through. You ignored every call, every text message and every voice mail and just continued walking you soon saw a bar and figured it was the only place where you could rest your feet but also where you could push all the hurt away with a few drinks. you walked in sat down and ordered a drink. you got many looks because of 1. what you were wearing and 2. the fact that your eyes were already bloodshot from crying so much on the way here and our hair being a complete mess. you ordered a drink and just sat there drinking it away as you kept thinking about what Jaebum had said to you, With tears in your eyes you ordered another drink, you knew that you could only assuming a little alcohol because you were still “new” to drinking so your body would not be used to it. just as you were about order what would be your 4th drink you heard a voice “Y/N” you turned around and it was youngjae “what are you doing here” you only looked at him and then started crying again at what happened. Youngjae picked you up and took you to his car “maybe i should take you home im sure Jaebum is worried” when you started to shake your head fast he looked at you worried. you explained to him everything that had happened and youngjae was shocked “ill take you to my house and you can rest there okay” you nodded your head. Youngjae was your best friend and had been there for you through many things in your life so you felt safe with him and felt even more safe now that you were with him. You ended up falling asleep with tear stained cheeks and red swollen eyes And you were woken up by the sound of someones trying to quite their sobs when you open your eyes you saw Jaebum at the end of your bed crying into his hands, he however did not feel you wake up “oh my god shes going to hate me, why was i such a dick to her when all she does and loves me, shes never gonna take me back not after what I have put her through” as much as you wanted to hate him you knew he still loved you and you know you too still loved him. “jaebum” you said your voice hoarse from crying so much. “oh my God baby, before you say anything just know I know I was an ass to you and I don't hate you or all the nagging and I love spending time with you baby I really do and without you I would not be eating or anything and by the looks of it you haven’t been eating either and baby most importantly I do not want any of those other girls out there i only want you and I am so sorry I know you probably wont stay with me but please I love you don’t go” as he was saying all this he held a tight grip around your waist begging you not to go and accept his apologies. The sight of him was similar to you red swollen eyes and messy hair “jaebum” you said again causing him to look up “ I love you and as much as I want to yell at you right now I know that I cant so let’s stop this if you are stressed just talk to me okay don’t let it get to this point again or next time I will be gone” and with that said you saw his eyes light up and a small smile tug at his lips “ I LOVE YOU (Y/N)” you couldn’t help but smile as he started to kiss all over your face. You were beyond happy at this point, you finally had your baby back.  
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Rewatching “Attack of the Clones”
Why yes, I am doing this.  Because why not?
My apologies in advance because this post is so long...
*starts singing the Star Wars theme*
ARMY OF THE REPUBLIC!
OK, now you it’s a bad sign when they pan up.
They did it in Rogue One but I’m excusing that movie because it’s awesome
“There was no danger after all.”  Bullshit, Typo.
*Corde dies*  AND THEY BLOW YOU UP!  BOOM!
Wait, there’s an Imperial siren going off in the background.
PLO KOON!
Barriss!
Sly Moore!
LUMINARA!!!
Plo Koon’s prosthetics look terrible in the movies
Is that Uncle Ono from TCW in the hologram?
*starts imitating Ki Adi Mundi when he says “He’s [Dooku] a political idealist, not a murderer.” *
Fun Fact:  the guy who plays Ki Adi Mundi is the Ood in “Doctor Who.”  Mind blown.
I hate Obi-Wan’s mullet in this movie.
Obi-Wan’s like “freaking get me outta here” when Anakin compliments Padme
You can tell how much makeup they put on Natalie Portman in this scene.
“It’s overkill, Master.”  Obi-Wan’s the kill master...
“She hardly even recognized me...”  God dang it, Anakin.
*Jango Fett hands off the assassin centipedes*  God the green screen...
She [Padme] has the most unnatural sleeping position
Man, I feel bad for all the actors in the prequels.
How is R2 asleep and not hearing those bugs??
Fun Fact:  the SFX team used grapefruit to make the noises of the centipedes
OK, you’d be able to feel a bug crawling up your arm.
Imagine if Anakin freaking beheads Padme instead of the centipedes?
Cue end music.
“Stay here!”  BUT I...
Anakin, just fly freaking straight!
Gotta dramatically take my face cover off...
“I hate it when he does that.”
Which implies Anakin has done this before...
Anakin climbing on top of the bounty hunter’s airspeeder is almost exactly like Kanan on top of Fenn Rau’s ship in “The Protector of Concord Dawn“ except Kanan doesn’t lose his lightsaber.
OUR RIDE’S HERE!
Here’s a challenge:  try to identify all the freaking alien species in this Coruscant bar
Must be a Halloween party going on...
Did she just say “sleamo?”
Yep, I think she’s dead, Anakin.
SHAAK TI!
Yeah, you’re [Jedi Council] gonna let this horny 19 year old Padawan escort the love of his life back to her home without anyone else to help out.
GREEN SCREEEEEEEENNN!!
*Padme tells Jar Jar to fill her place in the Senate while she’s away*  Nooo....
The window cleaning droids!
Those are some huge ass robes on Anakin
Oh my God, Anakin...
“Sorry, m’lady.”  *groans*
I didn’t realize Padme’s handmaiden was crying!  Now I feel sad now!
OK, they can tell Anakin’s a Padawan:  he has his braid still in!  At least bobby pin in so that it blends in!
YOU WANNA CUP OF JAWA JUICE????
I freaking love this scene between Dexter and Obi-Wan.  Shut up.
Ewan McGregor’s got a little dimple or something on his forehead and I can’t stop looking at it.
“Hey, no droids!  Get out of here!”  says a droid
Padme just really likes wearing doilies in this movie.
AN:  Heads up, we’re only fifty minutes in at this point.
“We are encouraged to love.”  That’s a really loose interpretation, Anakin.
Take a shot every time Anakin says something really creepy about Padme in this movie.
*Obi Wan talks in the youngling class*  [gasp] Imagine if one of them is Kanan?
I don’t know whether or not he was an Initiate at this point.
*goes to consult the “Last Padawan” comic*
Wow, sudden scene change within a sentence!
SIO BIBBLE!
OH MY GOD, ANAKINNNNNNN....
The voice of Lama Su (Anthony Phelan) is so cool.
I DON’T LIKE SAND.  IT’S COARSE AND ROUGH AND IRRITATING AND IT GETS EVERYWHERE.
*DEEP INHALE*
There was literally no point to that scene other than to give Anakin and Padme an opportunity to kiss.
*whispers*  One of those clones is Rex....
So many freakin’ CGI clones...
And now a picnic...
“They [Jedi mind tricks] only work on the weak-minded.”  That’s a compliment, Padme.
“I’d be much too frightened to make fun of a Senator.”  But I am anyway!!!
*Anakin rides one of those living potatoes*  Behold, the Chosen One.
*Anakin falls off*  SO FAKE!!!
*Anakin and Padme roll around*  They’re not even on a hill!
*deep inhale*
I love how they got the same kid who played Boba Fett here back to play Boba in TCW
What’s with these weird close ups?
*Jango tells Boba something*  Please someone teach me how to speak Mandao’a.
Damn, look at the cuts on Jango’s face.
Apparently, George Lucas told Hayden Christensen and Natalie Portman to improvise in the “aggressive negotiations with a lightsaber” scene but it went really NSFW really quick so they had to stop after the “negotiations with a lightsaber” line.
God, why does Padme wear that halter dress in THIS scene?
There is no reason why she should have changed from the previous scene.
God, you can tell how nonexistent the chemistry is.
“I’m haunted by the kiss you should never have given me.”  Well wait a minute, you kissed each other back and Anakin initiated it!
“My heart is beating, hoping that kiss does not become a scar.”
*GRIMACES IN IMMENSE PAIN*
God, Anakin, do you have to be so ANGRY?!?
WHY DOES PADME NOT SAY ANYTHING?!?
“You are asking me to be rational.”  YES, BE RATIONAL!!
*groans*  The dialogue in this freaking scene...
So they kinda vaguely wrap up the whole Sifo-Dyas C-plot in TCW but even then, we’re like WTH?
*Yoda says the Jedi can’t use the Force*  That’s like saying the Pope can’t talk to God.
“Jedi don’t have nightmares.”  Lies.
“I have to help her.”  *groans*
Slave I!
Obi-Wan, that lightsaber is your life.
Oh my God, the green screen!
Sorry, Obi-Wan, you would have no arm left after that stop.
Jango freaking bumped his head on the door...
What is with Padme’s costume here?
What is this explosion disc thing Jango uses to try to get rid of Obi-Wan?
*in best young Boba Fett voice* GET ‘IM, DAD, GET ‘IM!  FI-YAH!
Just a random thought:  what do the clones in TCW think of the Fetts?
I love this shadow shot of Anakin and Padme saying goodbye.
This is “Duel of the Fates!”  Why is it playing here?
Unless they’re referring to the fact that Anakin’s fate changes whether or not his mother is alive or not.  That sort of thing.
How do the Separatists not know Padme is still alive?  Unless Anakin does such a good job at hiding Padme on Naboo and Tatooine...
“The banking clan will sign your treaty!”  *in best alien voice*  ALSO I GOT MY HEAD STUCK IN A CAR DOOR!
This staccato music here when Anakin sneaks into the Tusken Raider camp is actually kinda cool.
The ten-second mother-son chemistry between Hayden Christensen and Pernilla August is probably the most compelling thing in this movie.
This music though.
Oh my God, the way Mace sits down!
OK Anakin, explain this body [Shmi’s corpse].
“OK, Hayden, just glare at the screen.  There ya go.”
“I’m good at fixing things.”  You know what you have to fix though?  Your mental state.
What is this hippie dress Padme’s wearing?
“I killed them.”  Did you kill them all?
“I killed them all.”  They’re all right, right?”
“They’re dead.”  Oh, so just the men.
“Not just the men.“  Oh, but like the old men?
“But the women-”  What?!?  But not the children!
“-and the children too.”  But they’re people!
“They’re like animals!  And I slaughtered them like animals!”  But you don’t hate them!
“I hate them!”
“To be angry is to be human.”  To kill Sand People divine.
Anakin is the worst friend ever.  His father figure is being held captive, and what does he do?  Listen to the Council like a sissy.
Oh my God, freaking Jar Jar, no...
Why does Obi-Wan’s ray shield cell spinny?
Wait, I forgot Dooku trained Qui-Gon!
“Dellow felegates.”  *immediately slams head on desk*
Oh my gosh, pterodactyls!
“I love democracy.  I love the Republic.”   I love it.. so much!
“I’m not a freaking goblin.”  says the freaking goblin.
*Anakin and Padme sneak through a tunnel on Geonosis*  This is like “The Great Mouse Detective,” where Basil and Dawson go through the sewer pipe to get to Ratigan’s lair.
When I was little, I used to be able to imitate and time the smashing machine on the assembly line.
*3PO gets into a mess*  Just... erase this whole gag entirely.
*rolls eyes loudly*
How did Anakin not see that mechanical arm swinging toward his face?
Ani, you have no arm at this point.
Imagine if Padme gets burned by lava.
None of the original trilogy happens.  Cue end credits music.
“Not again.  Obi-Wan’s gonna kill me.”
*in best Obi-Wan voice*  I hate it when he does that.
“I thought we weren’t going to fall in love.”  WHO D’YOU THINK YOU’RE KIDDING/ HE’S THE EARTH AND HEAVEN TO YA!
My love for Obi-Wan’s snark in this scene knows no bounds.
*Geonosians cheer when the Separatists cheer*  Heck yeah, I’d cheer for Christopher Lee too!
“She [Padme] seems to be on top of things.”  But not on top of Anakin yet.
[I am forcibly removed from the fandom] 
*starts imitating the nexu*
Wait, isn’t that big mantis crab thing from Ryloth?
Wait, nevermind:  the acklay are from some planet called Vendaxa.
*Padme lands in the saddle*  Sorry, you’d have no kids after that landing.
*starts imitating Nute Gunray saying “Jango!  Finish her off!” *
*The Jedi invade the gladiator arena*  HECK YEAH!
*starts naming off all the Jedi because I can*
GREEN SCREEN!
This whole scene was filmed on a green screen.
There was no point to that flip, Mace.
*Mace hits that rhino thing*  NOOOO!!!!
*Jango kills the rhino*  NOOOO!!!
Boba’s in the corner like “Whaat?  My dad just died??”
Kit Fisto’s smile.  Oh my God.
*3PO makes jokes while being dragged back to his appropriate body*  [groans] Just... kill me...
AAYLA SECURA!!!
*Ki Adi Mundi helps Kit Fisto onto the clone trooper ship*  Whaddya bet Ki Adi Mundi and Kit are like best buds?
What language is the Geonosian language based on?
“We must get the Star Destroyers back into space.”  When did your voice change?!?
“If they [the Jedi/the Republic] find out what we are planning to build, we are doomed.”  Circle inside of a circle?
*Dooku flies to his ship via speeder*  The Hoveround takes me where I wanna go...
What is this shaky cam zoom on the clones?
“We’re out of rockets, sir.”  HOW???
“Don’t let your personal emotions get in the way!”  OK, Obi-Wan totally knows that Anakin and Padme are a thing.
Sooo... why was Dooku’s ship halfway across the desert?
Because we needed dramaaa??
GREEN SCREENNNN!!!
My personal headcanon is that the clone that falls off the ship with Padme is Rex.
DOOKU’S FREAKY ASS SMILE!!
*Obi-Wan gets injured*  OK, man, get up.  You’ve survived worse.
*Anakin destroys the wire for the lighting*  DRAMATIC LIGHTING!
THEY’RE NOT EVEN HITTING EACH OTHER!
What is this Force-measuring contest between Dooku and Yoda?
There’s literally no point to it.  It’s just Dooku going “My use of the Force is bigger than yours!’
[I am forcibly removed from the fandom]
*Yoda catches the Sith Lightning with his hand*  OK, so this is totally unrelated, but in the Star Wars Force Arena game, you can get Kanan as a character, and HE DOES THAT!
FILONI, EXPLAIN!
*Yoda just jumps off the ship*  HARDCORE PARKOUR!
Why doesn’t Obi-Wan move himself and Anakin away from the falling pillar?  Are they just that injured?  Obi-Wan, you just have a cut on your arm and leg; you can move.
ANAKIN AND PADME ARE MAKING OUT RIGHT IN FRONT OF YODA AND OBI-WAN!!!
“Do you believe what Count Dooku said about Sidious controlling the Senate?”  He IS the Senate!
Where are all the other chairs?
“Begun, the Clone War has.”  Best line in the movie.  It’s also the last line in the movie.
Is Mas Amedda just yawning in the background?
Padme is just covered in doilies.
IT’S OVER!
*goes and watches the entirety of TCW*
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