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ytfilmtruth · 2 years
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wizardbreasts · 3 months
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car got broken into and they stole my fucking intelligence assessment for class maybe they needed it more than me idfk
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bittwitchy · 1 month
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it should be illegal for companies to have such a widespread issue and not fix it
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risingsunresistance · 2 years
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has anyone else who plays skyblock ever experienced like. someone tries to do an ~Epic Troll~ on you where they try to disrupt whatever your grinding (mining ur ores, killing ur mobs, etc) but they're so hilariously bad at it that THEY end up raging and leaving the lobby
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swiftful-thinking13 · 2 years
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when I tell you that the guests today were directly from the pits of hell I’m not even exaggerating…why was every person the absolute WORST
#usually there’s a nightmare guest every other shift#but today was EVERY single guest#i don’t even know where to begin#some dude describing his girlfriend’s body to me in the most unnecessarily grotesque and disrespectful manner#the lady who claimed that she had credit from a return on a RECEIPT…and that she *lost* her gift card#she stayed at our store for two hours.#or the lady explaining to me how I am technically not petite after I threw that word around to describe what length I like my leggings GDKDH#or the THREE guests who explained to me how ugly and atrocious our patterns are as if I came up with them😩😩l#or this person who tried to return $600 worth of stolen clothes and I had to grab my manager#oh and my personal favorite#there were only two people on cash and so obvi the line was long#and this bitch walks up to the counter and throws her jacket on the table and she’s VIBRATING with fury#about how she almost walked because of the line and she wouldn’t respond to anything I said lmaoo I even wished her a good day at the end#and she looked like she wanted to murder my ass#I was fr having a mini panic attack at the register#everyone needs to click their personal reset button bc what the fuck was that#you know I’m pissed when my retail voice drops 😵‍💫#I do not get paid enough for this shit#I was disassociating on my drive home hskdhdk#I honestly don’t think I’m ready for holiday season#on top of this our new assistant manager is a fucking useless incompetent CLOWN#but that’s a story for another time🫣
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choface · 2 months
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johnjhalseth · 6 months
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L. Norman Dillon Farm Museum Fall Festival Oct 15 2023
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I've no idea what the farm machine is in the top photo but it looks like it was very expensive at one time.
The second picture is a David Bradley Surburban 600 garden tractor sold thru Sears.
I really can't believe those spindly thin wheels can support any weight on the two seat two horse Though and Stough Surry to the right.
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ace-with--a-mace · 1 year
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havent been on uquiz in a min
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brainrotdotorg · 4 months
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imagine a dashboard for alligators. what do you think that would look like
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🍏gatoridae Follow
Controversial opinion. If you're doing nothing but eating meat, what are you even doing. Remember to include bugs, fruits, and legumes into your diet in order to help aid digestion of the meat that you get from snakes, fish, and mammals.
Just because we have the reputation for eating lots of meat, that doesn't mean we have to stick to it.
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counterpoint: fuit yucky
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wdym reputation of eating meat. i float lik ea log thats what im known for
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asked dad if i could go and steal some Floridian guy's lunch and he said "we have prey at home" girl we have been doing shit ALL DAY i am an awesome 600 pounds and I need some meat left on me to deathroll with. let me get a quick snack that i don't need to kill mmmmmmm burgers I want people food soooooo badddd....... i know they shouldn't feed it to me but I have such a lovely smile oh please oh please give me your burger.........
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mom says it was cold the season she laid me so i have to be a girl. because girls are always born from eggs laid during cold seasons.
cope and seethe mother first of all, second of all, the reason i am transgender is because you kept me too fucking snuggly warm in the nest.
#i guess if you wanted a daughter you should have. idk. made a shittier nest? #thats not really my fault man
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You'll never guess how I just learned that we have the honor of being the "loudest reptiles in the world"
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Yeah yeah, the 90 decibel mating bellow, we've all heard it.
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we've all heard the what
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🩲gaytorrr Follow
this guy asked if i wanted to see his gator hole and i said fuck yes. why this boy take me into a 65 foot long hole in the mud at the bottom of the lake
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🏞daily-clawsitivity
✨Remember to take it easy sometimes!✨We thrive in slow-moving waters!✨Even though we can run fast, we get tired fast too-- it's okay to let yourself take breaks!✨Let yourself relax, that's how we made it this far as a species.
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Yeah, imagine telling your prehistoric great great great great great great great great great great grandpa or something to calm down and relax when he should be doing nothing but deathrolls. the longevity of the species should be your only goal. It's irresponsible to encourage your fucking species to fall behind even more than it already has? Have some pride, you're not a crocodile.
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jesus christ calm down
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Okay, this post has a lot of misconceptions in it. There aren't as many differences between crocodiles and alligators than you think. It's really harmful to think that we have nothing in common with each other. So what if they're carnivores and we're closer to omnivores, or their snouts are more U shaped while ours are V shaped. We're both badass miracles of nature that have no reason to be pit against one another all the time.
Don't listen to guys like this. It's just hateful and small-minded.
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crocs are like. like them shoes that float right
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i wish i was a crocodile because i could have a virgin birth and i wanted to see what it would be like to eat an immaculate conception.
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welcome to the no notes gator/croc discourse post.
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omg this is the post.... i can't believe i would see this naturally on my dash
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Uh are we just going to ignore the virgin birth reply orrrrrrrrr
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gator heritage post
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lmao this idiot never learned how to use their tail to type
#/j lol yeah its kind of hard at first #actually i'd say cut your losses and forget how to type bring the laptop back to the dumpster its not worth it
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am i fucking stupid. i just learned theres another species of alligator other than just me and the guys in my swamp. and i said "oh wow I didn't know that! which one of the two are we haha" and my buddy just stared at me like I was a fucking idiot. how am i supposed to know if no one ever tells me this . WHICH AM I
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there are only 70-80 mature chinese gators in existence while there are 750,00-1 million mature american gators . do the math.
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i could have just hatched you don't know me.
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🍀gatortears Follow
a group of queer gators in church call that a congregaytion
#reblogging this one bc none of you appreciate me
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I'm seeing the no notes gator/croc post circulate again and ha ha yes it's very funny, but we are NOT starting gator/croc discourse in 2024. lets leave that shit in the past. i know that's not what the post really ended up being about but i am soooooo sick of it.
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okay, so the one with a fetish for getting turned into handbags is gonna talk down to us now.
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Not to be a pedant but its Shoes Actually. It even says so in the name. Shoes.
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genquerdeer · 2 months
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PLEASE HELP
I'm a disabled trans woman. My dad is temporarily unable to work and so my mom is our family's only breadwinner.
And her employer stole her entire last paycheck.
And things have gotten worse since. After a mental health crisis caused by this situation, mom spent three weeks sitting and lying in the same position - and had to be hospitalized for infected bedsores.
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She still hasn't fully recovered, and she's looking for a job, but this will take time. But we're almost there. Last post
my p/\y p/\l is [email protected]
Status:0/600
Okay so we're on the final stretch. Mom has recovered and she has found a job abroad and she's leaving soon. However, she needs to be able to buy medication for her job. These include both her anti-anxiety and blood pressure medication, but also painkillers that she needs since the accident in February.
We have about 27 dollars left. (And obviously mom will be paid only a month from now, and unlikely she will get an advance...)
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Tomorrow I'm gonna go to the nearest town to pawn off some tools, but that obviously won't last us very long. So if you are able to, please donate. If not, please share.
Again: pp is [email protected]
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hiperchile · 1 year
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wow lmao kid a’s a difficult rate. ended on 2 because i didn’t actively hate it as aggesively as okc which has become my bar for 1s lmao
why is this every indie guy’s favorite album?? is it just social contagion? blink twice if thom yorke’s holding you hostage
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ytfilmtruth · 2 years
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grimesapologist · 1 year
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hey again! my name is valerie, i'm a 23 year old black trans woman trying to live in london, i've been going thru a rough time the past couple months on various fronts and am reaching out for ur support
i'm currently trying to sort out things like getting housing benefit but a lot of my circumstances are quite precarious at the moment (no contract for my house, broke, etc...), but hopefully should stabilise soon. thank you for reading <333
i need to raise £600, basically, its quite urgent and i would beyond appreciate any help (:
☣️ payp*l: paypal.me/vmclaren368 ☣️
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chrisevansonly · 10 months
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𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞’𝐬 𝐦𝐲 𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞? | 𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝���� 𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐬
᪥social media au
᪥just doing your daily gf duties, which include following your bf around as he takes photos and asking for his money..
᪥another lando for now! requests are open🧡
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i should be getting paid full time for this job…😪
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username y/n taking photos of lando while lando takes photos of….?
username @/landonorris PAY YOUR GIRL
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landonorris my love isn’t enough payment for you? 💔
landonorris can’t believe this
>y/n’sinsta look who’s pulling out the dramatics now 🤨
>username MOM AND DAD ARE FIGHTING
danielriccardo that’s funny…i was getting paid…
>y/n’sinsta WHAT😃😃
>landonorris🙂🙃
landonorris
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she’s only smiling and enjoying herself because i paid her🙄
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username ohhh i can smell these comments already
username hm always knew something was off
y/n’sinsta funny cause the last cheque was kinda lacking lan 🫤
>username wtf
>username pls tell me she isn’t serious
charles_leclerc how dare you not pay her more @/landonorris 🙄
>y/n’sinsta that’s what im saying
y/n’sinsta all jokes aside though, i am happiest wherever you are baby❤️❤️
>landonorris i love you❤️
username the way i love them😭
y/n’sinsta added to their story!
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formula 1 driver lando norris was recently spotted with his longtime girlfriend y/n y/l/n in London. recently y/n has been receiving some backlash about her comments involving lando’s money. when asked to comment lando laughed stating “it’s all for jokes, we’ve always been that way and real fans know that, besides i’d give all my money to y/n if she asked me anyway.” you could hear y/n laughing to herself in the passenger seat before he said a quick thanks and drove off!
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username proud to say i’ve been around since they got together 🫡
username mom and dad asf
wagsofformula1 we love lando and y/n🧡
username still seems kinda weird to me
>username good thing no one asked 😃
>username or cared 😁
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cryptoseraphim · 2 years
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I ate a 600mg edible the other day and let me tell you that was an e x p e r i e n c e
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carlyraejepsans · 5 days
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Do you have a timeline for when you believe the humans fell underground (including Chara + Frisk)?
Well not necessarily anything specific. just a few things that mark some VERY wide margings for what i have in mind
Chara fell in 201X, as per the calendar with the circled date.
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This was after the Dreemurrs (and thus monsterkind in tow) already left Home to explore the rest of the mountain and settled in New Home. This is deduced by the wall writings in Waterfall, which bemoan the underground's inaccessibility, saying there's no way a human could ever make its way down there.
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So New Home already existed (or was soon going to be founded, if the plaques were written while the monsters were still exploring) before any human had fallen into the Underground at all.
However! The childhood room in Home is referred to as Asriel's room in both the game files and in the art book (the screenshot is from the Home segment of the book)
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Which would mean Asriel was born close enough in time to the monsters' banishment to be alive when they migrated further into the caverns (and to already have personal interests, like astronomy), and that he was likely snooping around his previous home in the RUINs by chance when he found Chara.
I think Chara spent a LOT of time with the Dreemurrs... but less so chronologically. They likely had reset powers like all humans who fall into the Underground as a consequence of their high DT (from the Undertale Legends of Localization book):
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(I actually think this was the intended implication with their inappropriately light approach to death and pain, ie: laughing in that one videotape about making Asgore sick), so I like to think that, while they obviously stuck around for a long time, they techincally were only with the Dreemurrs for 1, maybe 2 linear years. Which would explain why they seem... hesitant to call them their child/sibling. From their perspective, it was too soon for those words at the time. Either that or Chara was uncomfortable with familiar terms for whatever reason. I tend to ping-pong between the two.
Chara dies and so does Asriel -> Asgore cringe comp -> Toriel bails.... And then bam, the next humans start falling down.
l think the entire affair took centuries in total. Surely a lot of time, enough for most commonplace monsters to have no idea what a human looks like
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At LEAST one century, that is, but that is the barest minimum. There's this one line in the date with Sans at MTT resort when he's talking about his first meeting with Toriel:
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Now I'm not saying Sans is aware of what's going on or that this makes incanon sense, but knowing UT's propensity for tragically poetic irony, this feels like one of those occasions.
I in my personal chronology, the humans fell either 1 or 2 per century, putting Toriel's exile between 300 and 600 years long.
The order? uhhhhh. dw about it
Thus, Frisk falls down in 2X15. Monsters are freed, everyone is happy. Yay yayay ^_^ yippee. The End.
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