#Muzzy

[yandeere2002]

old stuff again (summer 2022)

I wonder if my skill has grown even a little bit since then

#muzzy #muzzy in gondoland #redesign #old stuff #ok that's rather stupid #but they're very fun to draw to #drawing #doodles #nostalgic series

[roughridingrednecks]

Muzzy

#muzzy #redneck #tats #stubble

[zlo-sovs-lifeboat]

#muzzy #muzzy in gondoland

[thingsmygermanstudentsdid]

Muzzy Brot

Muzzy bread

#deutsch #german #germany #deutschland #muzzy #bread #food #essen

[victusinveritas]

#seinfeld #seinfeld meme #muzzy

[girfboss]

#muzzy #duolingo #green #languages #my first poll! #this has been in my head for so long I had to put it on the tumbr

[trz4potttt]

perfect man doesn't exist-

literally him:

#when people say there is a masculinity crisis this is what they mean #they simply don't make men like bob anymore #muzzy in gondoland #muzzy

[deltaqueen184]

i forgot this thing eats clocks and other non food things

#muzzy #muzzy in gondoland #fanart #digital art #my art #i watch both movies yesterday it was weird in a good #also i forgot he was a alien

[mutantmorphingpotions]

Heeeyyyyyy It's been a hot minute hasn't it?

#TSB Draws #Neopets #Neotag #Neopet #Chia #Mutant Chia #Mutant #Muzzy

[i-oooo]

Before the movies I always pictured Severus Snape as Corvax from Muzzy in Gondoland.

#muzzy #gondoland #corvax #muzzy in gondoland #severus snape #professor snape #no redemption for snape #harry potter

[roughridingrednecks]

Muzzy

#muzzy #jeans #redneck #goatee #balding

[kunaiman]

So my brother had a thought

#Muzzy #Muzzy In Gondoland

[secretgamergirl]

Absolute Shameless Lying Edutainment Commercials from the ‘80s

I don’t know why it suddenly got into my head to talk about this, but I just randomly remembered these two commercials I saw when I was very young and what serious BS both of them are. First we’ve got The Sweet Pickles Bus.

So the actual product here is what I’m pretty sure was an honestly shamelessly overpriced plastic box containing like, half a dozen flash cards with letters of the alphabet. Pretty sure you didn’t even get the whole alphabet. Which is such a huge waste of money. No child wants a plastic box of flash cards, no parent wants to buy that. Wasn’t really a reasonable price either. But that is absolutely NOT what this commercial was selling. What we CLEARLY SEE here is a promise that your box of crappy flash cards is going to be HAND DELIVERED BY SOME KIND OF MUPPET DUCK DRIVING A GIANT PICKLE BUS WHO WILL PERSONALLY PLACE IT IN THE HANDS OF YOU, A SMALL CHILD, AND YOU WILL HAVE A LITTLE INTERACTION. That is something I could, and in fact did, beg my mother to pay for like the snot-nosed little toddler I was until she caved.

And guess what? There was no bus. There was no duck. They just shipped this box of garbage through the regular mail. I think my mother made the really bad call of trying to keep up kayfabe and insisted that the duck was in a hurry and I missed him because I was asleep which gave me a haunting regret for years. And the thing is, it honestly wasn’t that plausible that this was legit. It’s not like, a cartoon duck here. You can customize a van, you can get a mascot costume. This might have been a weird local thing because local ads were a thing back then. Kind of a birthday clown business model, you know? This is why a few years later commercials for toys and board games started really covering their asses with stuff like “game cards do not actually talk.”

Like yeah, free floating living cartoons are not going to burst out of this cheap game, even a small child should get that, but they absolutely could have had a guy in a duck suit drive a delivery van around. That’s straight up misleading.

The other one popping into my mind today though is freaking Muzzy. Does anyone remember Muzzy? This is Muzzy.

So like... that really is not, in fact, French those AMERICANS are speaking. That’s not even proper French Muzzy is speaking. This is butchered French gibberish I have to assume was the result of people looking up one word at a time in an English to French dictionary. Transcribing it, we’ve got:

“Je suis, le grand Muzzy.”

“Je suis la jeune fille!”

Literally, one word at a time, that’s:

“I am, the big Muzzy.”

“I am the young girl!”

Even in English that’s super weird and awkward but like... this is not at all how French is structured. This isn’t even something you need to be a native speaker to know, this is like, literal day one high school French knowledge.

First off, I would never, ever say, in French, “Je suis Violet.” I would say “Je m’appelle Violette.” Literally that’s “I call myself Violet,” with the explicitly femme version of the name. “I am” is reserved for like, a type of thing/person you are. Also, adjectives always come after the nouns they describe, and even in the right order, “la fille jeune” kinda suggests that she’s the ONLY young girl. In English you’d say “a young girl” here and that does translate across, so that should be “une fille jeune.” Which is also still just a weird thing to exclaim but at least it’s proper French and not gibberish. I’m not even totally sure what they were trying to have Muzzy convey. Was it a nickname? Was there some sort of small Muzzy he needed to distinguish himself from? Is this some kind of Bigger Luke thing? Regardless it seems pretty clear these tapes were thrown together by someone with just no actual qualifications at all, and they drilled it into a whole generation.

I don’t have any sort of larger point here, just, wow screw these hucksters who plastered ads all over like, Nickelodeon 40 years ago. This is awful.

#muzzy #sweet pickles bus #fraud #80s nostalgia

[thingsmygermanstudentsdid]

Muzzy.exe

#deutsch #german #germany #deutschland #muzzy #muzzy in gondoland #creepypasta #.exe #scary #terrifying

[yandeere2002]

Where's Bob...?

(september 2022)

#Muzzy #Muzzy in gondoland #redesign #Sketch #Drawing #Nostalgia #english learning #cartoon

[moregaythanyourealized]

AYO WHERE THE MUZZY IN GONDOLAND BITCHES AT???

#muzzy in gondoland #muzzy #80’s retro #80’s movies #green alien #princess sylvia #corvax