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sodamnbored · 6 months

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Percy: Ow. Got a splinter.

Mr D: Yeah, yeah. Tell it to child services.

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mvshortcut · 1 year

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"average grandpa electrocutes 3 children per year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average grandpa electrocutes 0 children per year. Electroshock Ledroptha, who lives in a cave & electrocutes over 10,000 children each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

#heeheehoohoo i live in a cave and like to electrocute children :)#mr. curtain #the perilous journey #the mysterious benedict society #tmbs #ledroptha curtain

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dallydaydream · 3 days

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Me after episode four: "I hope they resolve Rogue's love triangle plotline soon"

Me after episode five: "NOT LIKE THAT"

#Day 9: I am still Not Okay #Mr. Sinister would you kindly stop getting High Stakes Peril in my superpowered soap opera #(to be clear I do adore the show but dear god my HEART)#X-Men 97 #X-Men 97 spoilers

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beepsalotl · 4 months

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never gonna get over MOON rising and WINTER turning. enough.

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allsystemsblue · 1 year

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McCulloch and Doc have given us Venture Brothers heathens an early Christmas present. Doc states, AND I QUOTE, “The new Venture Bros. Holiday Song is here! We've done easily a dozen of these things. Why do we do them? We do them because we love you, and would send you each a handcrafted card with glued noodles and glitter if we could. But I hate glitter because it takes 3 years to clean up, and I haven't worked in macaroni since grade school. So you get a song with deep canonical references that only mean something to a deep Venture fan, because that's how we do it. I love you!”

And we love you too, Doc.

#the venture bros #the venture brothers #dr mrs the monarch #the monarch #the mighty monarch #dr girlfriend #henchman 21 #Gary #rusty venture #brock samson #peril of the bells #Youtube #doc hammer

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extremelyputridfishbreath · 7 months

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honestly this isn't like, to say herbert is super niceys in canon BUT. i feel like if he actually succeeded in bombing the player, rookie, gary (and likely dot as well- i dont remember if the original epf command room was destroyed when the psa hq was) he'd probably not feel 100% happy about it. murder is in fact, a big deal! and while i'm not saying he'd instantly regret it i wouldnt be surprised if he'd feel SOME kind of way if he did succeed, even if he was mostly like "YAAAAY THOSE ANNOYING BIRDS ARE FINALLY DEAD". like yknow, even if i write my herbert to be Meaner and Nastier post blackout its not like i see even my herbert and especially not canons as someone who is Only Evil All The Time, i genuinely think this man would be at least slightly conflicted once the whole 'i actually succeeded in killing them' thing kicked in. and while he was obviously thrilled to bits about taking over the island and freezing the epf's leads, freezing them isn't exactly the same as killing them since as we know, even though it can have negative effects like gary saying he'd been having medical issues after being dethawed it's not permanent like being Killed-

#idk its just fun to explore. which is one reason why the ghost!rolly au exists #he finally gets what he wanted. he finally got rid of rolly for good (or so he initially thinks). but freezing agents and trapping them #with a bomb or on a mountain (to a /rocket/ in jpg's case) is different than seeing the results in Front of you...#because yeah. he gets to see the lead's frozen faces as much as he wants during blackout. but theyre not DEAD. if he ever #wanted out of sudden regret or just to taunt them for failing to save the island he could easily dethaw them for it.#he can't bring them back if they REALLY die. and even with the popcorn bomb #if gary rookie the player and dot (and i guess jpg if you count the ds version) all died to the bomb he wouldn't SEE the result in front of #him. he doesn't have to see the result of his actions beyond the wreackage of the sports shop or perhaps a particularly sad club penguin #times issue. but causing rolly to bleed out in front of him? Ruh Roh mr esquire doesnt feel so good seeing his worstie in fatal peril #suddenly it doesn't feel great to have his white paws be blood red!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#idk like i said i just rotate this around a lot. its fascinating how herbert will say he just wants to 'defeat' the epf and not destroy it #during his brief tenure working with protobot...a year after the popcorn explosion. what happened herby #did you realize it would've been bad to kill three people (again dot too but he didnt know she was there).#did you realize murder is not okay? :)

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sophieswundergarten · 10 months

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I get the thematic/plot relevant/symbolic reasons for it, all of which are great, but the fact that in TPJ an extremely overwrought and exhausted Reynie saw Martina Crowe sneaking up on him in the darkness and immediately went "Ah, yes. Sleep paralysis demon" has me cackling

#She would be so offended I think #That he automatically jumped to Mr. Benedict's descriptions of the hag and stuff #Book Martina is Going Through Some Things and she's Not Happy About It #I believe there's a whole list in that chapter describing how many things she hates in life #What a character #the mysterious benedict society #mbs #reynie muldoon #martina crowe #the perilous journey #tpj

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nobodysdaydreams · 1 year

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Very messed up of Curtain to be running a useless school where he taught kids nonsense to use in his secret messages so none of them can actually go to college. I was worried about SQ getting into art college, but knowing Curtain, he probably had his son taught by the world’s finest private tutors. (Which explains why he wasn’t close with anyone- he wasn’t in class with any of the other kids and spends his time completely isolated).

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botseeksbot · 4 months

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food . water . vbros women being written well .

#beating my fist against the ground . MYRA <- my no.1 always my 2 episode queen #SALLY . idr how many episodes you appear in but smth barely more than 2 .#they should have been cunting it up s6 and 7 i see it in my head .#the vb that exists in my head and i draw art for .#genuinely like all the women . they have so much potential and its so sucks that theyre written so badly .#USUALLY FOR GUYS IDGAF ABT #everything w dr mrs and her issues w being guild council and her marriage issues being pushed asside s7 for .#the osi agent (who is a woman i'll give them that) and the fucking peril partnership guy . killing myself . WHY WAS THAT SUCH A BIG PLOTLIN #warriana just fucking off after s6 . hey remember when s6 was being written and people thought since the other members were working for #widewhale that she would be betraying brock like his biblical namesake and it was so cool and then it went no where she just fucked up and #was never seen again #idec for her that much but her potential . she would have been awesome #in my head myra takes hatred's place as the venture bodyguard s4 onward get that cretin out of here #then sally should have been beefing w everyone . she deserved it everyone treated her like SHIT #focus being on her shittier husband and then her somewhat shitty bf instead of her . DIEEEEE #sirena also is just . pushed aside for the twins is like . its so evil what they do to her babygirl i know youre better written than this #I HAVE SO MANY THOUGHTS ON THE VB WOMEN . THEY GENUINELY ARE AWESOME [in my head] [if they were written well]#e.txt #SORRY I HAVE SO MUCH TO SAY ABT THE WOMEN . EVEN NIKKI AND I HATE THAT EPISODE SO MUCH

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mvshortcut · 4 months

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Curtain in Book 1: a sophisticated and intricate plan to take over the world involving mass-mind control and using complex understandings of human nature and emotions to brainwash the populace

Curtain in Book 2: what if I had really strong melatonin

#name a better glow-down I'll wait #ledroptha curtain #mr. curtain #the mysterious benedict society #the perilous journey

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sodamnbored · 2 years

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Percy, tiredly: Okay, I’ve got the younger campers to calm down and drop their weapons.

Mr D: I’ve never been more proud of you for anything in your life.

Percy, a little offended: I mean…I’ve completed a lot of quests for you.

Mr D, unimpressed: And yet, the threats have continued.

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nose-coffee · 9 months

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THIS BOPS WTF

#MOUNTAIN GOATS GIRLIES HOW WE FEELIN TONIGHT #fuck off lou #my post #music #the mountain goats #remember at your peril / forget the ones you can #so sorry mr darnielle but that line is so #harrowcore

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nzbookwyrm · 5 months

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June 2024

#on the tbr #the perils of lady catherine de bourgh #claudia gray #a mr darcy and miss tilney mystery

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justplainsimon · 1 year

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i really do kin the monarch..

my taste in men: nerd, squareshaped, charismatic, cute

my taste in women: black hair, eyeliner, huge cock, sweet

#venture bros #peril of the bells #the mighty monarch #gary fischer #dr. mrs. the monarch

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memehex · 5 months

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#polls #poll #asoue #a series of unfortunate events #the slippery slope #violet baudelaire #count olaf #mr. poe #sunny baudelaire #the grim grotto #quigley quagmire #literature #bookblr #reading #the penultimate peril

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sophieswundergarten · 10 months

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I applaud Book Curtain for thinking he'd be able to keep up his act of stealing Mr. Benedict's identity for more than five minutes. /s

Even if he had gotten rid of Number Two and Milligan and the kids and somehow gotten Rhonda to be quiet (Maybe by threatening her/the others because he's scum), the whole scheme would have fallen apart so quickly.

Unlike Show Nathaniel, Book Curtain can't act to save his life. He's a complete disaster and would miss some vitally important detail because he's a narcissist and thinks everyone else is so stupid they won't notice.

I mean, seriously, what did he think was going to happen??? The time it took to set up his plans wouldn't be enough for someone to reveal him like a Scooby Doo villain?? Captain Plugg wouldn't notice something was up??? The people Nicholas regularly interacted with in town wouldn't be weirded out by his "personality change"??? The few government people who actually liked him wouldn't think something was up??? Violet Hopefield or John (You bet I'm dragging them into this. Everyone gets to get in on insulting Curtain for his stupid plan) wouldn't get upset he hadn't written to them and come check??? Noland, the one guy who actually kind of knows what's going on but is also under Curtain's radar wouldn't sound the alarm????

I know @acollectionofcuriousreblogs and @mvshortcut were talking about how desperate he was earlier, but come on. This man is so bad at plans. Literally gets beaten by children and the family he looks down on for, like, four whole books and not once does he change his plans/pattern. The man deserves to be railed on for his idiocy every once and a while

#THE MAN DIDN'T NOTICE THE PLANT HE SUPPOSEDLY HAD RESEARCHED AND GAINED SECRET KNOWLEDGE OF #WHEN IT WAS *COVERING* THE CAVE HE HAD BEEN LIVING IN FOR LIKE A WEEK #HE HAD TO HAVE SQ TELL HIM THE MOST COMMON-SENSE PRESCHOOL ANSWER EVER BECAUSE HE'S TOO ARROGANT TO SEE IT IN FRONT OF HIS FACE #AND HE STILL DIDN'T APPRECIATE THE KID #Sorry. Apparently I needed to express my distaste for Book Curtain #I usually try not to be so sarcastic and derisive #But oh my heavens this man is insane sometimes #the mysterious benedict society #mbs #ld curtain #ledroptha curtain #mr. curtain #the perilous journey #tpj

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