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[curtmega]

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[tinseltine]

Tinsel & Tine #MiniMovieReview Extravaganza 20 is complete! Full Reviews - link below...

ARGYLLE| Universal Pictures & Apple Original Films| Writer/Director Matthew Vaughn

An exhilarating throwback to the 80's action rom/com like "Romancing the Stone", with the tech of Vaughn's "Kingsman" franchise. Rating: 4 outta 5

THE GREATEST NIGHT IN POP (We Are The World Doc)| Netflix | Director Bao Nguyen

The doc I didn't know I was waiting 40 years to see, but after seeing it, had to watch it again! So much nostalgia and just a great behind the scenes look at an iconic moment in time. Rating 5 outta 5

DRIVE-AWAY DOLLS | Focus Features | Director Ethan Coen

It may be the other half of the Coen duo flexing his solo muscle, but it's his lead, Margaret Qualley, who owns the movie. Rating: 3 outta 5

MADAME WEB| Sony Pictures / Marvel Studios |Director S. J. Clarkson

The places this could have gone with one or two writers instead of four. And a bit more direction and care for the role from Dakota Johnson. Rating: 2 outta 5

BOB MARLEY: ONE LOVE| Paramount Pictures / PlanB Ent | Writer/Director

I am pleased that this movie now exists to honor this unique individual, his beliefs and talent, but I felt like an outsider watching this movie and never fully connected. Rating 3.5 outta 5

PROBLEMISTA| A24 | Writer/Director Julio Torres -I had so much fun watching this movie! It’s totally my sense of absurdist humor. So recognized his plight of having to work for and placate an erratic person - Been there. Done That. Rating: 4 outta 5

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[atlfilmcritics-blog]

AFCC member Jonathan reviews Drive-Away Dolls

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[burntheworldtwice]

Live Thoughts on The Last Voyage of Demeter (Spoilers)

So I know very little of this movie outside the plot. I know it is much anticipated. Reviews are decent. But I didn't want some critic tainting my opinion you know? So I smoked a bowl, made a broke girls charcuterie, and am diving in.

-First of all who doesn't love a good Dracula tale?

-This is moody. Love that. Definitely recommend being in the dark by a fire if possible. its giving Victorian child and I personally am a victorian child so this is just swell

-I wish we still rode horses. Its a power move. Cop pulls up in a car ugh boring cop GALLOPS up on a horse. Mad respect.

-OMG its the guy who went after Oppenheimer for that shit senator. What's his name......David Dastmalchian. Im sorry hold the phone. DASTMALCHIAN is his dad Machiavelli. I'll be honest y'all im not a fan of his face. He looks weasly and honestly a bit threatening but that may just be the roles I've seen.

-Corey Hawkins out here showing LOOKS. Saving LIVES. CHILD LIVES. What. A. Gem.

-Whats in the box? WHATS in the box? WHATS IN THE BOOOOOX?!

-Why must children be so enthusiastic? So young and full of hope. Even on a fucking Russian ship in the 19th century.

-This cheese is really fucking good.

-Awe isn't this cute. "Crew in high spirits". Dancing around and shit. Did you know that many sailors were gay and that's why everyone thinks the Navy is a bunch of pussies. The more you know :)

-Is that Aaron Paul? LOL

-This really is pretty I must say. And the use of sound is just **Chefs kiss** I love when a movie employs sound as a means of expression.

-She needs a transfusion who's fucking blood is heh using is that his blood? The count is awake! yipeeee.

-I really need to watch some BTS for this. A lot of CGI and sets. Like did they do it Life of Pie style. I'll have to goole that..

-Ruh row. Bats outta the cage. NOT THE FUCKING DOG WHYYYYY KILL THE KID. Ugh why is it always the dog :((((

-HUUUCCKKKK

-Rabies? Men are so simple minded.

-Damn Drac is not looking good. Like worse than Voldy pre cauldron sesh.

-This kid is really taking on some emotional trauma. And little Woody Newman is just a cutie. He reminds of Gavauche (idk if that's spelled right) in Les Mis.

-"A boat without rats such is a thing against nature." That's a tattoo right thurr

-I am LOOOOVING the horror. The gore is so well done. Beautiful like Saving Private Ryan... If youre into blood..

-I could listen to Liam Cunningham read a Ikea instructions manual.

-I don't know if its intentional or not but I can't figure out the timeline of this movie. They mention a cove and it being over two weeks to England. But I can't tell how the time is passing. Could also be high but hey who knows.

-I know Rotten Tomatoes poopood this but I'm having fun and Draculas a dick lmao mimicking his victims. Damn bitch. Oh good strings. I love a good horror

-Why do we find it so hard to believe in things we can't understand? I realize the human brain seeks answers and solutions rather than more questions, but what if the answers and solutions are right there we just refuse to believe it?

-LMAO "I have a very important job for. you Toby. It's a lot to take on, can you handle it?" Hands over a spyglass. "Will you shine my shit for me dude?" I was talking to my wife about this but like I don't remember ever being this curious as a kid. Like demons on board? Nah Im staying in my room. Meanwhile this kid just wandering around the belly of ship.

-RUN TOBY RUN

-He got a knife. Tough kid here.

-Wow he's going full Jack Torrance with the door here. But who needs an axe when you have your face???

-NOT TOBY. Like I know everyone dies and all but damn. Also can Dracula apparate. Or is it like AS IF YOU COULD OUT RUN ME. Im a little behind on my Dracula lore. Oh he might live with these backwoods infusions.

-Okay I just haven't paid attention on the captains log. My B.

-Olgarin was bit... and infected? But Anne and Toby were fed on... and aren't? I'm going to have to think about that. Going up in flames was a fun drama though!

-I feel like maybe don't open the spooky box. And this man just rowing out to sea blindly believing in his faith. Did the Prince of Darkness fly out there? or. Yep. He a winged mother fucker.

-I like Dracula just whispering sweet nothings before he feeds.

-Are his burns not fucking horrifically painful? Im in pain looking at him. I know burns and that shit sucks for forever.

-Can Dracula manipulate the weather? I feel like I really need to brush up on my Dracula now. Foggy as hell. Dracula knew yawls plan come on.

-Women always out here making the greatest sacrifices.

-Why is Dracula synonymous with the devil? I like to think of Dracula like Jason Segal in Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

-THe smothering with the wings was like kinda dope. Won't lie.

-I'm so glad they're trauma bonded now.

-I think I would of made a great light house keeper. Chill up in the rain by a fire. Watch the ships. Ambient lighting. My kinda gig to be frank.

-That ending sunrise. Wow. Almost poetic.

-NONONONONOOOO please tell me there's not going to be a sequel. Please dear god just let it end.

-Fuck.

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[blockbusterbloke]

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[gangtokianblog]

"Panchayat": A Delightful Tale of Quirks and Transformation

In the Amazon Prime Video series "Panchayat," Jitendra Kumar shines once again, portraying the endearing underdog Abhishek Tripathi. Set in the village of Phulera, Uttar Pradesh, the show explores the humorous yet transformative journey of a young man thrust into the role of a Panchayat sachiv. From the eccentric gram-pradhan-pati to the sassy illiterate gram-pradhan, and the perpetually bewildered panchayat sachiv, the series captivates with its unique characters.

As fans eagerly anticipate the next installment of this heartwarming series, many are wondering about the Panchayat Season 3 release date. With its perfect blend of comedy and genuine emotions, "Panchayat" has captivated audiences with its refreshing take on rural life. Abhishek's journey from a city-centric lifestyle to the intricacies of village existence has provided comedic moments and moments of self-reflection. The stark contrast between his urban aspirations and the authentic realities of Phulera has kept viewers engaged and eagerly awaiting news of the new season’s release date.

The series showcases the idiosyncrasies of village life, highlighting the struggles and aspirations of its inhabitants. Through Abhishek's experiences, the show touches upon themes of personal growth, community dynamics, and the complexities of rural governance. As Abhishek navigates his role as the Panchayat sachiv, viewers witness his transformation and the gradual restoration of his lost enthusiasm.

With a talented ensemble cast including Raghubir Yadav and Neena Gupta, "Panchayat" delivers stellar performances that breathe life into the characters. Director Deepak Kumar Mishra masterfully captures the essence of rural India, immersing viewers in the rustic charm of Phulera.

Overall, "Panchayat" is a delightful series that combines humor, social commentary, and heartfelt moments. Its ability to portray the nuances of village life with authenticity and entertainment value sets it apart. Whether it's the witty dialogues, relatable characters, or the endearing journey of Abhishek Tripathi, the show offers a captivating viewing experience.

So, step into the world of "Panchayat" and witness the trials and triumphs of Abhishek as he finds his place in the village, reminding us that sometimes, unexpected journeys lead to the most profound transformations.

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[praphit]

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[king-of-the-road]

The Devil (1972) ‘Diabeł’. Cinematography by Andrzej Jaroszewicz. Directed by Andrzej Żuławski.

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[madmoviemark]

Jour De Fete (The Big Day) 1949 Review - Francois (Jacques Tati) is a postman in a small rural city who delivers the mail via a bicycle. One day, while the fair is in town, Francois sees a movie depicting American postman as fast, efficient and heroic. The town then begins to question why Francois isn't more like the Americans. Can Francois learn the ways of the American postman or will he forever be a slave to his bike? You'll have to tune in to find out.

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[mrjackhamma]

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[adamwatchesmovies]

Eragon (2008)

While I didn't enjoy this film, that doesn't mean you won't. No matter what I say, the people involved in this project did it: they actually made a movie. That's something to be applauded. With that established...

My craving for new Star Wars stories has reduced me to looking up knock-offs of the popular franchise. I’ve seen all kinds of stories, but most ended up being simply generic sci-fi/fantasy tales or movies that had a last-minute coating of laser swords, robots and blasters added onto them. What I was looking for was Eragon; a Star Wars rip-off so blatant you could write the script yourself - just remember to substitute “lightsaber” for “dragon” and there you go!

It’s all set in Middle-earth... I mean a world named Alagaësia, home to humans, elves, dragons, and dwarves. Actually, there aren’t many dragons. Years ago, all the wizard/knight dragon riders were betrayed by the evil Galbatorix (John Malkovich), who killed them all and now rules unopposed. Our hero is Luke SkyPotter... I mean Dragon... I mean Eragon (Ed Speleers), a 17-year-old boy who finds a dragon's egg stolen from Galbatorix by Princess Leia, I mean Arya (Sienna Guillory). Eragon and the newly-hatched Saphira (voiced by Rachel Weisz) meet with Obi-Wan Kenobi... I mean Brom (Jeremy Irons), who sets them on a path to save the kingdom.

The comparisons to other franchises are obvious. A Star Wars-like story structure, set in the world of Lord of the Rings, complete with Uruk-hai chasing our hero, ringwraiths, elves, etc., there’s a dash of Harry Potter thrown in with the scar on Eragon’s hand and his spellcasting abilities. I already started poking fun at the movie in my synopsis, but you would too if you'd seen the film. “Alagaësia” is no "Middle-earth", Galbatorix sounds like the name of an anti-depressant, and other wild titles like Durza, Murtagh, Nasuada are all lost upon audience members who have not read the books.

Eragon sounds silly and looks ridiculous. Granted, the dragons and flying monsters are convincing but everywhere else, the word of the day was “cheap”. I feel terrible for Djimon Hounsou as Ajihad, forced to wear a bad wig or a ridiculous hat in every scene. All the costumes look like they’ve been dug out of every generic fantasy setting, or are so wild they make you wince. The armies of Urgals (the orc-like creatures) are just a bunch of dirty barbarians with war paint. If they had horns, yellow-ish gray skin, or their own language or something, then this movie would begin to stand out.

This movie is a mess. Events that should take years take days, none of the characters are interesting, and the world isn't the least bit immersive. Even if you forgive the unoriginal plotline or get past the inherent silliness, the story’s just not well told. Eragon's bad decisions don’t make him look like an overeager youth, they brand him as a colossal fool. The magic is easily recognized as a plot device whose “rules” only apply when the plot demands. It feels like a bad fan-fiction.

Scenes are so badly assembled they become confusing. At one point, Eragon and his mentor see a group of villagers being attacked by Urgals. Eragon exclaims that they need to help them and instead of doing anything, they go off to train. I understand you can't jump into a fight without being prepared, but those people are being killed right now! After the training montage… the people they were training to help are never seen again! I guess Brom or Eragon took too long to get through those lessons? If you're writing a story like this, have the heroes arrive right as the massacre is ending so Eragon can lament that he could have done something and then have Brom tell him that after this training, that statement will be true!

I will give Eragon this. It’s so derivative, so poorly directed/written and so easy to ridicule I’m upset we didn’t get a sequel. I’d love to see another one of these movies! Doesn’t the idea of dragon riders make you excited? Even badly done, it gets your adrenaline flowing. If you want a movie that’s easy to make fun of, and I mean REALLY easy, watch Star Wars to see what a good movie is, and then see Eragon. It’s a trainwreck but one I watch with affection. (Fullscreen version on Dvd, January 1, 2016)

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[spoilsofwar666]

January Giallo Day 15 Twitch of the Death Nerve (AKA A Bay of Blood) I saw in an interview that this was one of @edgarwright's favorite films and then I also recently found out that this was the inspiration for Friday the 13th. Both are very solid reasons to watch this movie. I'm so mad at myself for not watching this sooner. This movie is so fuckin great. I can't necessarily agree with it being the start of giallo, since Argento released The Bird With The Crystal Plumage a year earlier. But this is most definitely the birth of the slasher. This movie really does have it all. A brutal body count, great practical effects, the story is bonkers, but not impossible to follow. There's also kill scenes that Friday most definitely ripped, but in a homage way. My only, and very minor, issue was with the last 2 mins. The ending was a little too silly for me. But it doesn't ruin the experience. This is definitely one I hope @arrowvideo does a 4K Box of. Would love to add this to the collection. #Horror #HorrorMovies #HorrorJunkie #BloodJunkie #GoreWhore #Blood #Guts #BloodAndGuts #Shudder #HorrorReviews #MovieReviews #EverydayIsHalloween #InfectedVoice #Metal #MetalAndHorror #MetalHead #SpoilsOfWar #JanuaryGiallo #ItalianHorror #TwitchOfTheDeathNerve #ABayOfBlood #MarioBava #TheEdgarWrightChallenge https://www.instagram.com/p/Cnd-vNquzKz/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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[jonitadavisposts]

Congrats to @brendan__fraser for you @theacademy win My write up of the film. Link in my bio under "my articles" "Confession: I am a survivor of religious trauma. When I tucked into Darren Aronofsky’s The Whale, that trauma was evident from the opening scenes. Every character and side story is touched by it, and the one tie that binds them all is the church and the damage created by that connection." Read the full review on theblackcapemag.com #TheWhale #A24 #BrendenFraser #SadieSink #SamanthaMorton #TySimpkins #HongChau #FilmReviews #MovieReviews #Film #Movies #Oscars #bestactor Reposted from @theblackcapemag https://www.instagram.com/p/CpttEZ7ujo_/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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[mabhollywood]

(Matías Antonio Bombal)

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