#Mortimer Toynbee x reader

[blackberry-gingham]

For mental health reasons, I'm going back to my roots and doing imagines again, but this time with my new fixation: the xmen (doesn't mean I won't do fics btw, just that it's not my main content anymore).

Here's X-men with a human s/o

Cyclops

Very chill about it, as with most things

He's one of the biggest believers of "humans and mutants are equal", so he really doesn't even think about the difference between you two

Well, ok, he does in times of danger and crisis tho

He's the type to try and explain that he doesn't think you're weak, per say...

It's just that there are some things and people out here that you simply can't defend yourself against

Scott is naturally protective, but he's just a little more alert for trouble when he's with you

Gambit

Actually, sometimes I feel like he doesn't really consciously identify as a "mutant" tbh

By that I mean, he considers himself to be just like anyone else, rather then being a Mutant First(tm), human second type

He's a "Can't we all get along" type, until someone starts causing trouble for mutants

....Which happens rather often, it seems

He doesn't hate humans, but he's a little suspicious at times

He'll flirt with you easy, but when things start getting serious he may start to lay off a little

It's not personal, you just need to earn his trust a little first

Thankfully, he's a good judge of character and will come around in his own time

Jean

You guys get along so well!

Unsurprisingly, Jean has the same mindset as Scott as far as human and mutant relations

It's a little easier for her to blend into human society then it is for Scott however

That, and her lighter personality make it so that you wouldn't even know she's with the X-men at all

She's nothing if not transparent tho, and as long as she trusts you, will be pretty forthcoming about it all

Jean does feel a bit of responsibility in keeping you safe from harm, but she's not as inadvertently condescending about it as Scott can sometimes be

But don't be fooled, just because she's a little more tactful about it doesn't mean she's going to let you anywhere near danger tho

Nightcrawler

Interestingly, Kurt also holds the mutants and humans are equals ideology too, even with all he's been through at the hands of humans

The two are both created equally after all, and the sins of the few do not mean the sins of all as far as he's concerned

He is, however, very aware of his appearance meaning it's quite impossible for him to go the gambit route and act as though he too is "just like everyone else", despite how he feels

He's probably just more surprised that you actually want to be with him then anything specifically about you being a human or something tbh

I could see him trying to use an image inducer around you a lot, at least for the first little while

Don't worry tho, after a while and with some reassurance, he'll get used to going about in his natural form

Kurt's power is extremely passive rather then aggressive, just like his personality, so while I defiantly see him being protective of you...

He's more likely to just teleport you both away and stay out of dodge rather then fight for your honor or anything lol

Rogue

If you think being with Jean is a cool time, just go ahead and crank that up to 11 with Rogue

She honestly doesn't give a shit about whether you're a fellow mutant or not, and once she knows, she doesn't think about it

Well, sometimes in a moment of insecurity she might... But never does she think about you in a bad way

She's probably the most relatable in a sense, because as a mutant who looks fully human, she also wants nothing more then to be human too

Maybe you two can work out a way to get in quick moments of contact without it being to dangerous for you

She'll protest this, of course, but who knows? Maybe it's possible to build a little resistance

Because if such a thing is possible...

Gosh, you better get ready, because she'd never leave your side after all you've done to try and get closer to her

Sabretooth

Ok ok, I know that like basically ever since the 80s or so Sabretooth has been portrayed as little more then a bloodthirsty, human hating, killing machine...

But in his earlier debuts, at least once he's expressed a genuine sense of loneliness and desire to acquire a partner for himself

Sure to get there he basically kidnapped a human woman and held her hostage down in the tunnels where he was living, but you wouldn't be reading this if you didn't want to know how this could possibly work out would you?

I'll also have you know that in that very same comic, he's described by said woman as having been surprisingly nice to her and showing no signs of aggression, so there's that

Personally I kind of... don't like "smart sabretooth", if you will, but in a world where he can speak in complete sentences and use technology without smashing it in a fit of frustrated rage:

He will never let you forget that you are an itty bitty human and will tease you for it a lot

Don't take this as him not caring about you though, he's easily the most protective mf-er on this list and would, quite literally, both kill and die for you

No one gets to touch his frail

Storm

Another one for the humans and mutants are equal lot

She does, however, acknowledge that there are more often then not, notable differences between the two tho

Storm admires human resilience as well as their capacity for good, despite what some of the masses may get up to

As a result, she tends to see that trait in you and appreciates your support for mutant rights and freedoms

She can be a little intense and seem stern at times, but that's really only when she's been on missions

It can be difficult for her to relax because of how her emotions tie into her powers, but she says that simply being able to enjoy your company helps

If you two really get to know each other, you might catch her growing a little more playful with her powers around you

A gust of wind to tussle your hair, a splash of rain to cool you off, stuff like that

Times like these are rare admittedly, but knowing she's this comfortable around you is a reward all in it's own

Toad

Sabretooth is a special case, so he's excluded here, but Toad definably has the hardest time of all the others here getting on with a human s/o

It may have something to do with his feral nature, but while Vic still expresses the desire to "find a mate", be them human or mutant, despite what he too went through at the hands of humans as a kid...

Toad has no such designs, neither to go with his mutation nor to simply help him push past his childhood hatred for humans

Kurt may think he knows how it feels to be mocked, feared, and shunned, but even he eventually found some peace in his little monastery

Mort has had no such luck. Even his fellow mutants belittle him

Any advance from a human, even just friendly ones, will be instantly rejected

...However. He won't go so far as to completely keep distance from you

He may hate humans, but... Well... Maybe there is a little piece of him that's still holding on for acceptance

He's EXTREMELY slow to trust you, but once it's earned, you'll find he's actually very sweet and caring

Unfortunately tho, I don't really see him being able to drop the inferiority complex he's had ingrained into him anytime soon

Wolverine

Are you kidding? This guy has had so many human relationships, it's almost a joke

He never really talks about it, but there have been a few rare times where wolverine, like Rogue, has also expressed a desire to just be human instead of a mutant

Unlike Rogue, he will never discuss this with you however and assuming you don't somehow know he's a mutant before hand, he will most likely do his best to make sure things stay that way

Especially if he reeeeeally likes you

He more so hates what was done to him rather then his actual powers tbh, so while he's not particularly ashamed of being a mutant or anything like that...

He'd just rather you didn't know unless if you have to

Regardless of if you know or not, he's a close second to Sabre for most over protective mf-er on this list lol

In fact, this trait of his is most likely how you end up finding out he's a mutant

Damn it Logan. just can't keep those claws sheathed, huh?

#mwahahaah time to go back to the old days #xmen x reader #gosh this about to be is a long tagging section #idk if I should tag them by their names or their callsigns tbh #so i'll do a mix of whatever I want ig #names are boring but some of their callsigns can be confused with other media so #scott summers x reader #anna marie x reader #wolverine x reader #sabretooth x reader #mortimer toynbee x reader #ororo munroe x reader #gambit x reader #nightcrawler x reader #jean grey x reader

[toadsbitch]

Self love is researching the Yorkshire dialect and slang because Marvel erased Toad’s Yorkshire accent, speech, and basically every British thing about him.

#xmen toad #mortimer toynbee #mortimer toynbee x reader #toad my beloved

[ilovelosersandshortmen]

Todd Tolansky Headcanons (Plus Sized Reader Edition)

Oh, I love projecting my feelings onto my favorite characters. I need to take my meds. Anyways, here are some headcanons with Todd Tolansky dating a plus sized reader. Because I'm plus sized and I said so. I may be cringe, but I am free.

• First of all, he literally doesn't care. You could be 100 pounds lighter or 100 pounds heavier. He does not care.

• He loves you for you, and he thinks you're beautiful no matter what you look like.

• Definitely one of those people that would kiss the spots you feel insecure about. I don't make the rules.

• And let's not forget this man is EXTREMELY strong. His legs have bent metal and he literally hops everywhere. He is strong.

• If it was up to him, Todd would carry you everywhere. It doesn't matter how much you weigh, you're basically nothing in his arms.

• It's like the one B99 clip

• "Do I weigh anything to you?" "No, it's like holding a couple of grapes."

• Not only will he carry you, he'll be annoying as hell about it.

• Will not shut up about how manly and strong he is, flexing his muscles over exaggeratingly (I have no idea if that's a word but you know what I mean)

• I think he would go to the gym, but not a crazy amount. So he's super lanky and skinny but deceivingly strong and does have some muscle.

• He's also the kind of person that sends you videos of him lifting your weight when he's working out, just to show how light you are to him.

• He would also do push ups with you on his back. Because he enjoys your company but also so that he can show off.

• Might literally pass out if you compliment how strong he is. Like, this man wants you to drool over his muscles. (He's very insecure)

• Doesn't care if you work out or stay the same weight, but if you're passionate about working out, he'll be your number one supporter.

• Honestly, he'll support everything you do.

• Constantly says that you shouldn't be insecure about your weight, because that just means there's more of you to love! He likes a partner with more meat on their bones!

• Already a huge cuddle bug, but it's even worse if you're chubby. You'll have to pull him off with a crow bar or something, because he will never get off of you.

• Any bad day he has could be instantly fixed by hopping into your arms.

• Literally hopping. He would scream your name from across the room and jump into your arms, no matter what you're doing at the time.

• Scares a lot of people by doing this.

• The kind of guy that would make you stand in the mirror and compliment you and your body.

• I know I keep saying it, but he's seriously obsessed with your body. Doesn't care if you have hip dips, a big stomach, thick thighs, anything.

• Honestly, I'm sorry if this is an ick for some people, but he has definitely said "thick thighs save lives" so do with that what you will. (Yes, this is based on my character.ai experiences)

• All in all, Todd is extremely supportive and would worship the ground his partner walks on. He's such a sweetheart.

I'm back! I warned you about this. But I hope you enjoy, and feel free to criticize me if you want to, but I will continue to post anyways because life is too short or whatever Will Wood said

#todd tolansky #love of my life #xmen headcanon #x men evolution #todd x reader #plus sized #dating headcanons #mortimer toynbee #x reader

[comicgoth666]

Lazy days with Toad headcanons? 👀👀👀👀 Lounging in bed after waking up cause it's warm and neither of y'all wanna leave? Him driving while holding your hand?

Lazy days, coming up

- Mort's naturally colder due to his amphibious physiology

- Because of this, he's a cuddle hog in bed early in the morning

- But, today was one of the few days off he had

- Mort's holding onto you as long as the two of you remain in bed

- Soft, lazy kisses on your neck

- Legs and arms like steel beams, holding onto you

- So the two of you laid in bed till your stomachs start to rumble

- He'd either whine about not wanting to move

- Or he'd bounce into action to make you your favorite breakfast

- "Anything for you, luv."

- If you end up making breakfast, he'll stand behind and hold you

- "Mort, I'm trying to make breakfast, here."

- "And I'm helping."

- "You're gonna get burned."

- He doesn't, but you warn him each time.

- Soft music playing, warm weighted blankets, soft pillows and the two of you had a pillow fort

- Bonus points if it's raining.

- Movies popped in the DVD player and you're set for a bit.

- Despite all the sweetness involved, he'll always turn it more... mature

- Always soft, always about you

- If and when the two of you decide to go out for the day, he always drives with one hand on the wheel, one on your thigh or your hand

- Riding around town, just to chill or even find a spot for a picnic

- He'd never thought he'd have this, so he always has his hands on you in public

- Arm around the shoulder, hugging you from behind, holding hands, pulling you into his lap

- If you stay home or get back from driving around, he'd always set up the bath for the two of you

- A lovely mix of special soap bubbles for him and flowers for you

- Your skin would usually prune up if wasn't so picky about the temperature of the water

- Either he'd jump out fast, or he'd keep emptying just a little and adding more hot water

- Sweets are a must

- Mortimer would playfully lick the frosting or whipped cream from your fingers

- Any and all calls are ignored all day

- It's both of your days off after all

#mortimer toynbee #toad #todd tolansky #x men #the terrible toad king #xmen #todd tolanski #x-men #marvel #mortimer toynbee x reader #toad x reader #x reader

[under-fucking-rated]

MASTERLIST

Imagines:

Special Wakeup Call (Victor x fem!reader)

Headcanons:

Victor Creed

Victor Creed taking care of you with an injury

Victor Creed making you jealous after a breakup

Victor Creed comforting you after you have a nightmare

Victor Creed pushing you away

Victor Creed with a small, feminine s/o who’s scary when mad

Defending and comforting Victor Creed when he over hears your friend insulting him

Being clingy before Victor Creed goes on a mission

Victor Creed taking readers virginity (fem!reader)

Victor Creed comforting his daughter

Thor

Thor and you being an adorable married couple

Being comforted by Thor

Visiting Asgard with Thor after your honeymoon

Nebula

Nebula being siblings with Gamora

Dating nebula

Worshipping Nebula’s body

Mortimer Toynbee

Sexual headcanons about Mortimer Toynbee

Fluffy headcanons for Mortimer Toynbee

Mortimer Toynbee with an artist s/o

Mortimer Toynbee introducing you to the brotherhood and giving him a funny hat

If any of these don’t work please let me know so I can fix it 💕

03/06/19

#my writing #masterlist #my masterlist #victor creed x reader #victor creed #sabretooth #sabretooth x reader #mortimer toynbee #mortimer toynbee x reader #nebula #gotg nebula #nebula x reader #thor #thor odinson #thor x reader #thor odinson x reader #x men #x men x reader

[thedailyimagines]

Imagine Toad trying to show off for you.

“You know we really should hurry up.”

“C’mon love, you have to admit that was brilliant.”

“I’ll get back to you on that Mortimer. Take care of them, I’m going to find Mystique.”

“Y’know, your the only one not calling me Toad. I’m thinking you fancy me y/n.”

“Shut it Toynbee.”

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I don’t own the above gif, all credits go to the owner.

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I went with the name Mortimer Toynbee as Toad’s name instead of Todd Tolansky.

In the movie I’m pretty sure he had an English accent but it’s been a while (a few years).

#thedailyimagines #imagine #female reader #gender neutral #gender neutral imagine #gender neutral reader #gender unspecified #male reader #xmen imagine #toad xmen #toad imagine #mortimer toynbee #toad x reader #mortimer toynbee x reader #xmen #xmen the movie #marvel imagine #marvel

[gingywritesimagines]

Krabby Patties

guess who’s trash for an underappreciated boy? It’s me!

Title: Krabby Patties

Fandom: X-Men

Pairing: Mortimer “Toad” Toynbee x Reader

Description: (Y/N) has been friends with Mortimer for ages, but once he leaves to fight in Vietnam, they never hear from him again. They start to worry that he may have died in the line of duty, until their favourite diner gets a new fry cook.

Warnings: language (have you learned that I curse like a sailor yet?), mentions of war and discrimination, more evidence of me being a comma freak, scenarios based (very closely) off of this scene

A/N: There’s so little Mort content oh my god. I honestly love this character so much and I was hella mad when he was in DoFP for a total of what... 30 seconds? My boy Mort deserves better okay? And you know how it is: if there’s not enough content you want, make it your damn self. So, this is me, making the content I want by my damn self. Enjoy

It was the fourth of July, and your house was buzzing with life. As per annual tradition, your parents held a huge barbeque with too many people for your small suburban property to hold. Your dad had invited his friends from work, who all brought their spouses, and a few of them brought their kids; your mom had invited the members of her ‘book club’, who all brought their spouses as well. You had invited your friends, but only one could make it- not that you minded. Mortimer was your best friend and he had lived at your house more than he had lived at his own. He had come to every event your family held, mostly because you invited him to every single one, so it wasn’t a surprise he came to the barbeque as well. He hadn’t partied like everyone else though; he had spent most of his time helping you carry platters out into the backyard or dealing with the children, careful not to run into any of your parents’ friends. It broke your heart, but he was very much aware of how his appearance made others feel- whether they were mutant or not. Because of this, he often avoided the actual party part of the party, and opted to help you with organization or hide in the basement with you and goof around freely. At this particular party, Mort was inside with you, until your mom had asked for help carrying out food to the porch; Mort had volunteered to carry the raw sausages and burgers out to your dad at the grill.

“Heya Mortimer! How ya been?” You dad had asked cheerfully.

“I’m good, sir, how are you doing?”

“I’m alright!” your dad smiled before gesturing towards his friends, “Have you met the boys?” 

“No, sir, that’s ok-”

Mortimer was ignored as your dad hollered to his friends, “Hey, fellas, come ‘ere! There’s someone I want you to meet!”

“Dad!” You scolded your father as you put a comforting hand on Mort’s shoulder.

“Relax, button, I’m just being polite. Boys, this is (Y/N)’s friend Mortimer. Mortimer, these are my friends from work.”

Mort waved shyly, but both of you had noticed the grimaces on the faces of the men before you. You started to make some excuse to pull the two of you out of the conversation, but your dad spoke up once again.

“These two have been friends for forever. Hell, kid’s practically part of the family at this point.”

You both blushed at that, but your attention was taken when your dad’s friend Bill cleared his throat, “So, uh, Mortimer. You and (Y/N) are the same age? What do you plan to do now that you’ve graduated high school?”

Mort sent a nervous glance between you and Bill before answering, “Well, actually, sir, I will be signing up for the military as soon as possible.”

“Really? Going over to fight with our boys in Vietnam?”

“Yes, sir, once I get the opportunity.”

Bill had been intrigued, but you had sat there slack-jawed, staring at your friend. You hadn’t been sure if you’d heard him correctly. Vietnam? He had just said that he was shipping himself off- halfway across the world- to fight in a war. You had been proud of him for wanting to serve his country, but so many questions had run through your head at the same time: what? When did he decide this? Vietnam? How long would his deployment be? Did he have to do training first? How long would that take? What kind of battalion would he be put into? Do they even divide troops into battalions? Would they be like people here and consider him expendable or a lesser soldier because of his mutation?

Would he even make it home?

You couldn’t stop asking questions, but at the same time, you couldn’t speak either. You had just stared, and sat around, and stayed silent. Anything to avoid bringing it up again. You had brought it up again though, in the driveway after all your parents’ friends had left.

“Are you really going?”

“Yeah, I am.” He sighed, immediately knowing what you had been referring to, “I just can’t help but feel like this is the only way I can actually do something with my life, you know? Make something of myself, despite... this.”

With that last word, he had gestured to himself, causing you to sigh and grab his hand, “That’s not true, Mort, but if this is what you want to do, I’ll support you.”

He had smiled at that, “Thanks (Y/N). I’m gonna miss you.”

“I’m gonna miss you too. Write to me?”

“I’ll try.”

“Just be safe out there okay?”

Mortimer chuckled, “I can’t promise that.”

“Mort...”

“Okay, I’ll try.” He smiled, “I still can’t promise anything though.”

Before you could answer that, he had given your hand a squeeze and walked away. That was the last time you saw him before he shipped overseas, and you still hadn’t seen him since.

It was nearly two years later, and you hadn’t even heard from Mortimer. You’d sent letters like you’d promised to, but you never got a response. You didn’t know if they never made it to him or if he never made it long enough for them to get there- you didn’t want to know which it was. You kept your days busy and your mind occupied in the meantime. Part of you keeping busy was frequenting a local diner that had quickly become your new favourite. As per your schedule, you worked your butt off at your job, and walked to the diner as soon as your lunch break started. Today, your boss had given you the rest of the day off, and the diner had a different vibe to it when you walked in.

“Hey, (Y/N)! Usual spot?” a young waiter, Charlie, greeted you.

“Yes, please, Charlie. Hey, what’s going on? It seems.. different in here.”

“We got a new fry cook over the weekend.” Charlie explained, starting to lead you to your usual seat, “He’s been here for three days and folks already love him.”

“What happened to Raphael?” you asked, curious about the last fry cook.

“He became the manager.” a deep voice, the voice of Raphael, answered.

“Raph, congrats! You got a promotion?” you cried.

“Yes, I did. Thank you, but I suppose now you’ll have to spend your lunch break with the new guy instead of me.” Raph smiled, helping you onto a barstool at the diner counter, your usual seat with a clear view to the kitchen, “Let me introduce you. (Y/N), I’d like you to meet-”

“(Y/N)?” a familiar voice cut him off, and you turned to look at the fry cook before you.

“Mort?” you smiled, watching as he maneuvered out of the kitchen to hug you over the counter, “When did you get back?”

“About a week ago. I’m so sorry I didn’t call but I figured you’d’ve changed your number over time or forgotten about me.”

“Forgotten about you? Mortimer, don’t be ridiculous, I thought about you every day!”

Raph chuckled, turning away, “I’ll leave you two to talk.”

After he left, Mort looked at you in surprise, “You thought about me? Every day?”

“Of course.” You nodded, “I wrote to you every day too but I guess you didn’t get my letters.”

“What? No, I didn’t get any letters.”

“Good thing I typed them. I can read ‘em to you later if you’d like.” he smiled and you continued, “So, new job, huh? How’s the transition from soldier to krabby patty chef?”

Mortimer laughed as he went back into the kitchen, talking to you through the window, “Did you seriously just call them krabby patties?”

“Of course I did. What else would I call them? This way I get to call you SpongeBob.”

“Don’t you dare!”

The two of you joked around for a while, him cooking and you picking away at your meal, trying desperately for the moment to last forever. However, your time was cut short as a waitress went behind the counter and returned a barely-touched plate to Mort. He gave her a curt look, glancing between her and the plate of food.

“Something wrong with my burger?” He asked.

“Just a couple of dumb day drinkers is all.” The waitress replied sheepishly.

“Well, what’s their problem with the burger?” 

“It’s not worth it.” She insisted.

“What’d they say?” You stepped in, adjusting yourself against the counter.

“He said... the burger...” She drew out her words, clearly trying to not say.

“What did they say, Darlene?” Mort pressed, trying to get her to spit it out.

“He said the burger might be diseased.” she finally snapped.

You squared your shoulders in rage. You were used to people saying shit about Mortimer being a mutant but this had taken it too far. You reached around Darlene and grabbed the plate, sauntering over to the table she’d come from.

“(Y/N), wait!” Mort called after you, before muttering under his breath, “Aw shit.”

You reached the table and cleared your throat to get the patrons’ attention, “Excuse me, gentlemen, who ordered the hamburger... with disease?”

Two of the men giggled like schoolgirls at that, while the third spoke up, “I ordered the hamburger deluxe.”

“Well, sweetie, in this diner a hamburger deluxe comes with fries, lettuce, tomato, mayo, and disease!” At that last word, you raised your voice, gaining the attention of the entire diner, “Anybody got a problem with that?”

“Yeah!” the man spoke up again, “I’m an American, and I got a say in who makes my food. I’m not eating anything made by some diseased mutant freak!”

You rolled your eyes and leaned against the table, using your arms for support, “Well, honey, it's too late for that. Mutants have been breeding your cows, raising your chickens, even brewing your beer long before he walked his sexy ass up in this shit. Everything on your god damn table is diseased.”

“You still ain’t making me eat no diseased burger.” the man insisted, sneering at you.

You leaned towards him angrily. “All you gotta do is say hold the disease.” you grabbed the burger’s top bun and used your newly-discovered mutation to heat it up, “Here, eat it.”

You smashed the bun in his face. His friends got up to defend him, but you punched one and kicked the other, silently thanking your father for those self-defence lessons. The two friends were knocked out and you turned to the third, picking up the plate and pointed towards the kitchen.

“Bitch, you come into his diner, you’re gonna eat his food the way he fucking makes it! Do you understand me?”

With that, you threw the plate at him, “Tip your fucking waitress.”

You turned back to walk the way you came and you were met with a round of applause and a couple of high fives. You went to sit back down at the counter, but Darlene ushered you outside, explaining that she convinced Raphael to give Mort the rest of the day off and that he was waiting for you. You walked out the thin glass door to find him standing on the sidewalk, looking out at the street.

“That was really something in there.”

“Yeah, well.” You shrugged, “Some people need a bit of force in order to learn their lesson.”

Your best friend chuckled, “Thank you, (Y/N). You didn’t have to do that, but I appreciate you standing up for me.”

“Of course, Mort.” You smiled, stepping closer to him, “I care about you. I’m not about to let some asshole talk about you like that.”

“Thanks (Y/N).” He smirked, “When did you get your powers?”

You stared down at your hands, “I dunno really. One day, I was at a low patch. I was sitting in the dark, worrying about you and if you were okay and if you were ever coming home, and then my hands warmed up. Just my hands. I looked at them and they were glowing. I couldn’t explain it.”

“You missed me so much you developed a mutation?”

“I guess so.”

He was quiet for a bit before he smiled at you, “I love you too.”

You smiled back, “I know. I love you more.”

He laughed, and then paused for a second before turning his head and looking down behind him.

“What are you doing?” you asked.

He stayed silent for a bit before turning back to you, “Do you really think my ass is sexy?”

You laughed, rolling your eyes in response.

“No, I’m serious. Do you honestly think my ass is sexy?”

“Yes, of course, I actually think your ass is sexy.” You replied with a laugh, “Now can you drop it?” 

Mort nodded, thinking, “Oh, well, thank you. Your ass isn’t half bad either.”

“Mortimer!” You groaned, a hint of a laugh added to your voice.

“You’re right, you’re right. I’m sorry.” He laughed, hands half-raised in surrender, “Hey, you wanna go catch a movie?”

You smiled, leaning over and grabbing his hand, “That depends, are you gonna make me a krabby patty afterwards?”

You both laughed at that, as Mort put his arm around you and walked you to his car. You weren’t sure yet which movie you were going to see, but you were certain that this was the start of something beautiful.

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Little Tadpole

Prompt: you and Toad have a child in secret, you are scared of people knowing because Wolverine is your dad (based on my OC but people prefer reader inserts) it was just something to keep me busy, I may make more who knows Warnings: nah

Walking down the steps you attempt to avoid the water heater as you made your way down. It was disgusting that Mortimer was made to live down here and you made that opinion very clear. It didn’t help though, things remained the same despite all you attempted to do. The only change that really happened was he was finally given his own bed which you spent a great deal of time sharing with him. With a heavy sigh you duck and dodge the various pipes before managing to make it to the broom closet he had made his home. The door creaking upon entering a small smile graces your bright red painted lips as you gaze on the scene. Instead of being inside the crib beside his bed, your little boy was held in his arms sucking on a dummy. Ever since the child came in to the world, Mort couldn’t set him down. It was apparent when he was born he would be just like his father, webbed fingers and all. You didn’t care though, you loved Mort and your child to pieces. Looking up from cooing to the little one his eyes seem to light up just at the sight of you. It was no secret he adored you, he would make it a point to call you things such as Angel or Goddess. You are his world, just like he is yours. “Mort you are going to spoil him if you keep holding him” You say gently as he say beside him on what little room there was at the edge of the bed. “I’m sorry y/n I just…I can not believe such a miracle is in my arms.” He whispers, looking down at the baby once more. “The fact that…any woman, let alone such a perfect one…would give me such a gift…it makes my heart ache.” Tenderly you slide a hand to his cheek, turning his head so he would meet your gaze. “You deserve this…all of this.” You whisper as your thumb caresses his skin. “I am the one who is lucky…to have such a loving boyfriend and father of my child..” “If your father were to find out..” “hey” You interrupt gently. “I don’t care if he finds out…if he hurts either of you he will answer to me.”

#mortimer toynbee #xmen #x-men #x men #marvel #wolverine #logan howlett #toad #toad x reader

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Random Things You Should Know About the Brotherhood in the Comics

Fun fact, there’s been more than one Brotherhood of Mutants, and not all of them were led by Magneto. He wasn't even in all of them! There's a lengthy list of members, some more widely-known than others, these are just some fun facts about a few of the more well-known members.

- Toad has one of the worst backgrounds in the Brotherhood. He was abandoned as a baby by his parents, probably due to his appearance, and grew up in an orphanage where he was bullied and tormented by the other children for the same reason. Toad is actually very intelligent in the comics (he's an expert with machinery!) but due to his shyness and learning disabilities as a child, he was considered to be mentally disabled. I'm not sure what specific learning disabilities he's stated to have had though. I'd really like to know though, so tell me if you do! Between this and the bullying, he dropped out of school at an early age.

He was later recruited by Magneto, and they developed an abusive relationship. Not romantic, mind you, but besides that the dynamics were the same. Toad believed that Magneto cared for him and became dependent on him, while Magneto physically battered him and verbally belittled him. Read more about it HERE

I like Magneto, but people who think Magneto is a good man aside from his villainy need to take a good look at how he treats his followers. He abuses all of them, including Wanda and Pietro, but Toad got it the absolute worst and actually has a form of Battered Spousal Syndrome as a result.

- Pyro and Avalanche are super duper best bro-friends in the comics and I love it so much. Also, while they may or may not actually be lovers, depending on how you want to interpret it (I generally see them as friends), they were used to metaphorically represent gay lovers in THIS issue.

- Pyro is not an aggressive fire-obsessed nutjob like in Evolution or the movies. He's not angry, he's not insane, he's not a pyromaniac. He's a very nice, normal dude who just also happens to be a fire-controlling super-villain. Besides terrorism, he's also an author who writes Gothic romance novels. I'm not making this up, it's canon and it's terrific and I love it so much.

- Pyro's first name in the comics is St. John, not just John like the movies. It's pronounced Sinjin, I think. He's Australian, maybe it's a more normal name there? Also, speaking of him being Australian, his buddy Avalanche is an immigrant from the Greek island of Crete, and Toad is from England, specifically York.

- Pyro once saved a group of children from a T-rex

- Daredevil once tricked the Blob into getting jealous that Pyro always got the girls on their Freedom Force missions so that the two of them would fight with each other, suggesting Pyro is probably a ladies man ;D

- Once, when Pyro thought he was going to die, he held Mystique's hand and said "Worse ways to go, than with friends" ;A;

- But Pyro did NOT in fact die then. His death would come later. He contracted the Legacy Virus, and his last act alive was saving the life of Senator Kelly, a man he'd once tried to assassinate. The strain of this good deed was too much on Pyro's weakened body, and he passed away with a plea to Senator Kelly to change things for the better. Kelly promised that he would, and he kept his word, changing his anti-mutant stance and working towards improving mutant/human relations instead. Sadly, this led to Kelly being assassinated by a human who felt he'd turned traitor.

- Just as Pyro was made American in the movies, Avalanche and Toad were made American in the cartoons.

- Toad's real name is Mortimer Toynbee in the comics, and Avalanche is Dominikos Ioannis Petrakis. In X-Men: Evolution, they were re-named Todd Tolansky and Lance Alvers, probably to make them easier for children to pronounce. Alias that the comics Avalanche has used include Dominic Janos Petros, Jon Bloom, Dominic Szilard, and Nick.

- Avalanche enjoys gardening and establishes a bar under the name "Nick" to get away from his life of crime.

- One of the Red Skull's S-Men claims to be Avalanche's daughter. Her name is Dancing Water and she's basically a woman made of water who has squid tentacles for legs. She can reshape her body at all, spray blasts of water from her hands, control any nearby water, and teleport via water. As far as I know, it's unknown if her claims of being his daughter are true, who her mother is, what her history is, and why she wants to help the Red Skull destroy mutants.

- Fred "Blob" Dukes is fat because of his mutation, and the X-Men make fun of his weight ALL THE TIME. Making fun of someone for being fat is pretty bad, but there are some X-Men for whom I can still see it as in-character, they're not all the nicest people. But making fun of someone for how their physical mutation effects them? I'd think they'd ALL know better than that. If it's not okay to do to Nightcrawler, it's not ok to do to Blob!

- Blob eating a lot is frequently a gag too and haha I get it, fat people are gluttons, real nice Marvel. Besides that being a cruel stereotype in a series supposed to be a statement AGAINST bigotry, let's go back to the fact that THIS IS BLOB'S MUTATION. He is going to be this size no matter what. And a bigger person or animal needs MORE CALORIES. That's why a bear eats more than a chihuahua! He is eating a lot because guess what, he would probably DIE if he did not, it's basic biology, but it's made into a joke at his expense by the narrative itself. It's so messed up.

- Blob has a super duper best friendship with Unus the Untouchable, they are mega bros and it is so sweet and it is made even sweeter by the fact that Blob is frankly a HUGE JERK (no pun intended) to everyone else. But Unus is his BFF!! Read more about their Brotp HERE!

- Lesser known female Brotherhood members: Lorelei, Phantazia, Mastermind (Martinique Jason), and Astra. When Magneto abandoned his second Brotherhood and they became the Resistants instead, a woman named Mist Mistress joined them, and Spiral joined Mystique's Brotherhood when they became Freedom Force. The more well-known female Brotherhood members are, of course, Mystique, Destiny, Rogue, and the Scarlet Witch. See a post on Lorelei HERE and on Phantazia’s tag HERE for more about these ladies!

- While Mystique has consistently been portrayed as Magneto's subordinate in the movies, this has NEVER been the case in the comics. In fact, they have never even worked together until VERY recently. In the comics, they both led different Brotherhoods, and Mystique was the LEADER of hers, not anyone's second-in-command. In fact, up until recently, she and Magneto barely even crossed paths; the only time I'm aware of them even meeting was in the 1980s when she arrested him at a Holocaust memorial (this was when she and her Brotherhood were working for the government as "Freedom Force" in return for being pardoned for their crimes) So, needless to say, they do NOT have the same relationship depicted in the movies! Currently, they're both X-men and serving on the same team. Yeah, weird.

-Sabretooth is on the same X-Men team that Mystique and Magneto are, but contrary to the first X-Men film, I don't think he's ever been a Brotherhood member. I could be wrong though. But considering Sabes led the massacre of the Morlocks, I have a hunch not...by the way, Riptide was part of that too, he's sure as hell not a Brotherhood guy in the comics. Magneto HATES the Marauders!

- Ah, ok, I checked TV tropes on Sabes: "Something of an associate to Mystique's Brotherhood, as he was never affiliated with the team's present-day incarnation, but was shown in a flashback as joining up with an earlier iteration, even declaring himself their leader before being betrayed and handed over to the authorities by Mystique the next morning. He also worked for Exodus's Brotherhood, and is usually affiliated with the Brotherhood in adaptations."

-As mentioned, Mystique was NEVER  subordinate to Magneto, she led her own independent Brotherhood as LEADER...and at her side was Destiny, aka Irene Adler. Implied to be the woman who inspired the Sherlock Holmes character of the same name (with the equal implication Mystique inspired Sherlock himself...hey, she's Raven DarkHOLME) Destiny was a blind mutant who could see visions of the future. She was also Mystique's lover. Yup. They could not be explicitly referred to as such during the 1980s due to the Comics Code, but Claremont did everything he could to convey to the readers they were couple. They lived together, were affectionate with each other, and even raised a child together...none other than Rogue of the X-Men! In fact, his original plan was that Destiny would be Nightcrawler's mother and Mystique would be his FATHER, having impregnated Destiny in male form, but of course Marvel wouldn't let him get away with that. He also managed to sneakily slide in characters referring to Destiny as "Mystique's leman"---an antiquated word for "lover" obscure enough to slip by editors.

It used to be a common trope in media to use same-sex desires and relationships for villains as a way to emphasize their wickedness. For instance, a movie would never allow a hero to do such a thing, but it could be suggested with villains because it cast homosexuality in a negative light, as something bad people do to show how bad they are, like showing them kicking puppies. Claremont, however, went the opposite route. He used Mystique's tenderness with Destiny to humanize her instead, using their relationship to show a capacity for goodness in Mystique rather than play up how evil she was. They were depicted as loving and normal together, not depraved and decadent and bizarre. They were downright domestic.

While Claremont did have a notable fascination with lesbians, as shown by his use of sexy evil women who would pursue young heroines with a thinly-veiled subtext of sexual creepiness, he didn't fetishize Mystique and Destiny at all. He could have made Destiny a hot leather-clad young dominatrix like Selene or Emma Frost, but she's actually an elderly woman. Neither she nor her relationship with Mystique are ever sexualized. There are some f/f scenes in the X-Men series where you can imagine Claremont wrote it with one hand, but there's never anything like that between these two. Speaking of Destiny being old, she and Mystique were together FOR LIFE. They met during the 1800s when Destiny was much younger, and while they do seem to have had sexual relationships with men during their time together (as evident by both of them having children and grandchildren) their true loves were always each other. Destiny aged slower than an average person, but she did get old, and yet Mystique still stayed with her even though she remained young and I just love them so much. Destiny eventually met her end not by old age, but at the hands of Legion, Xavier's son.

Also, sorry to turn this into a personal soapbox but I have to here: Tumblr is all about "uwu LGBT representation uwuuu" but don't actually give a fuck about an actual canon woman/woman couple, even though tumblr's X-fandom collectively threw a fucking SHITFIT over Cherik not being made canon in DOFP and each of them having a girlfriend/wife and it being the worst most homophobic thing ever and the women in question getting bashed despite them being involved with these same women in canon...but Azazel gets to totally replace Destiny, who is nowhere to be seen in the movies, and fandom doesn't make a PEEP. Fandom is cool with that. In fact, they love Azazel and love drawing him in a happy heteronormative family with Mystique. Tumblr likes to be “uwu support LGBT representation uwuuu” but they give absolutely no fucks about Mystique's bisexuality and Destiny's very existence being erased. I've seen so much fucking Azazel/Mystique/Kurt fanart, but I don't even see much of Destiny even in COMICS fanart.

I get that it's an AU, it's not the comics, but it just leaves such a bad taste of hypocrisy in my mouth considering how tumblr X-fandom AS A WHOLE flipped out about Erik and Charles having relationships with Magda and Moira instead of each other in DOFP , even though they had relationships with those women in canon and, despite all subtext, have never been confirmed as a canon same-sex couple like Mystique and Destiny have. But people were ready to go to WAR for them. But two women who are a CONFIRMED CANON QUEER COUPLE? Who cares, right? Seriously, if it's not hot young cis white men, NO ONE CARES, even when it's a case of a REAL CONFIRMED CANON queer character (two, in fact!) being erased in the films. They had a lifelong relationship together, they raised a child together, they have all these affectionate moments...there is so much Mystique and Destiny stuff in canon, and Claremont WANTED to put in more and wasn't allowed.

And now that we're in a time period where that could be allowed, I think it's a fucking TRAVESTY that this wasn't put in the movies to make up for what wasn't let into the comics, to finally let them be “out” while Destiny was still alive. But it's even bigger travesty to me that tumblr not only ignores this, it endorses the heterosexual ship that replaces it, and then pats itself on the back for being “progressive” when it comes to shipping two DUDES (especially if they can shit on women in the process---there was a LOT of bashing Moira and Magda both in fandom when DOFP came out). Seriously, I swear the reason some people are into slash is just because there's not any EW GROSS GIRLS in it.

Sorry I had to get salty but this really bothers me. Mystique's bisexual and had a lifelong relationship with another woman in which they raised a child together and the movies not only erase that, movie fandom just accepts it while patting themselves on the back about being progressive because they have fanon m/m ships.

#xmen #x men #x-men #brotherhood of mutants #mutants

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Headcanon: Toad

Requested by Anon Includes: Mortimer Toynbee (Toad) x Reader Request: * Can you do some fluffy toad relationship headcanons please? Thanks! 

* Knowing that he was one of the mutants recruited for the Vietnam War, and helping him when he has flashbacks. * Finding him in the alleyway near your apartment spray painting on the wall (bc that's what he does) and him thinking that you'll yell at him but you pick up a spray can and fix his work, joining him. * Knowing that after Vietnam he was looking for a job and helping him get a small job at a restaurant cooking (bc that's what he likes to do, he cooks a lot) * He also cooks you romantic meals all the time, mainly just to show off how good of a cook he is. * He'd always stick up for you when you went out together. * Like he wouldn't accept it if someone cat called you or tried to straight up flirt with you while he was there. * With his hand in yours. * Or around your waist. * He'd be his arrogant, brash and cocky self while almost insulting the other person, getting them to leave you alone. * Getting used to his childish behaviour. * Catching him pulling faces at himself in the mirror. * Watching him stick his tongue out at little kids who stare, making them cry. * Having to tell him to cut it out or you'd cut it off. * Which makes him close his mouth and drop the grin from his face. * But he'd soon smile right after and place kisses all over your face, not wanting you to be mad at him. * Dancing with him (bc we know from when he was fighting Jean he danced a lot) * When you lay in bed together he'd rest his head on your stomach, occasionally (when he's bored) blowing raspberries on your stomach just to hear you laugh. * Clinging to his back when you go out of hikes because he always insists on taking you to the top of a tall tree to see the view. * But when you get up there he's just staring at you. * "What, Mortie?" * "Nothing." * "But you wanted to look at the view? So, why are you staring at me?" * "I am looking at the view, I wanted better lighting, it was too dark down there." * "S-Shut up." * Blushing constantly bc of his continuous compliments. * Calling him Mortie as a nickname instead of Toad. * Even tho it annoys him sometimes. * But you can still see the smile on his face that he tries to hide. * Bc of his superhuman reflexes he always catches you when you're about to fall, especially during the winter when it snows and it turns to ice. * Telling him to sit on the sofa next to you instead of hunched on the arm rest. * Bc of his superhuman strength he always likes to carry heavy things around to impress you. * Need the sofa moved? * He's doing it one handed. * Need to move the bed to clean underneath it? * No problem he's holding it up for you. * Making sure to clean his goggles and fix them whenever he comes back home with them slightly cracked or dirty. * Bc he's a mechanic he's always fixing things. * Even when they don't need to be fixed. * Watching shows together. * Cooking together. * He would always try to impress you (as once stated before) * "So, did you know that I can lift a bus?" * "Why are you telling me this?" * "I just wanted to make sure you knew." * "That you're strong?" * "Yep." * "We're already together, you don't need to impress me anymore." * "Why not?" * "Because I already like you." * "I like me too." * "Mortimer." * "Fine, I like you too." * "You're so childish." * "I'm also able to crawl up walls." * "Seriously? I thought we just finished the conversation on why you don't need to tell me these things." * "My tongue can stretch up to 13 feet." * "Mortimer." * "Flustered?" * He'd probably like to play with your hand. * Playing with your hair. * Your fingers. * Places soft kisses on your skin. * Especially when you're trying to do something important. * He wouldn't be rude to you, like his personality is with everyone else, only because he's scared of losing you.

#mortimer toynbee #toad #x men #Mortimer Toynbee headcanon #toad headcanon #x men headcanon #headcanon

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👋 hello love your blog and toad content feel free to ignore this. Maybe it will give you some ideas idk

I just was on clock app and watched Esmeralda edits AND IT FITS SO WELL with Mortimer and reader concept like that scene where Esmeralda dancing on festival (?) (I don't remember how it's called) . Unfortunately I can't send an edit but THIS THIS SCENE I'M TALKING ABOUT p. s. I'm really sorry if there any mistakes english not my native language

First of all, sorry this took so long to get to 😭

Second of all, may I just say, your username is ELITE lmao 😂 easily in my top three favorite usernames I've ever seen, right along with dilf-hunter69, I believe it was

Y'all have easily twice the creativity I do lmao

Definitely a cool idea tho! There's lots of cross over for Quasimodo's story and Toad's, I honestly wouldn't be surprised if some of his character iterations were inspired by it all. I do love a good "sad, ugly mutant man gets picked by pretty reader character". Hm....

Ooooo you know what would be cool? Like a straight up au of sorts revolving around the hunchback of Notre Dame + X-Men 👀

This turned into a little blurb, so here you go :) reader is gender neutral btw!

Imagine being a mutant rights activist at like a rally or protest or something and of course the brotherhood are in the area, possibly fighting cops or whatever- something to get the X-Men's attention ig. To speed things up tho, Magneto has the team set sights on the bystanders, which includes you of course.

The rest of the brotherhood doesn't care so they do it, all humans are the enemy after all- even ones who claim otherwise. But... Toad's not so sure. He has reservations, but as usual it only takes a stern look from Magneto to put him in his place. He joins the fight and you and your fellow protestors scatter.

You run because you're getting chased- chased by Toad, it seems. In the rush and the panic, you fall, even getting trampled by the human stampede a little. Toad's on you in no time, and there you lay... Hurt and helpless. He could kill you right now and maybe earn some approval with his master.

Or...

He looks left. Then right. Then over his shoulder for good measure. No one is looking....

"Get up!", Like you weigh nothing at all, he flips you over and sets you on your feet to face him.

You look scared- but he's used to that. Besides, he's not sure he can even blame you. Fear is better than hatred at least. And anything's better than disgust.

In a moment of weakeness, a thought comes upon him; Is this really what he wants to be? Feared and distrusted, by actions of his own doing? As though his face isn't bad enough- isn't he just making things worse? You weren't here to fight or cause trouble after all. Quite the opposite, in fact.

Lost in his mind, he studies your face for a long time... Just about as much as you study his.

A minute well spent- he lets you go gently, sneering even as he does. Toad looks around one more time, backing away to save face until at last he turns to you, a growl of a whisper as his voice, "Go on- get lost, then!", he looks at the surprise in your eyes... Then looks away. He doesn't deserve even that.

"I ain't gonna hurt you... but thems all will if yo-"

Surprise is the least of all the feelings that wash over him when your arms interrupt his warning. Hung tight in an embrace across the back of his neck- Mort suddenly remembers... When was the last time he ever was hugged?

For a fleeting moment, he thinks to return the gesture. Somehow, this feels better then anything he's ever imagined. Better then he ever thought something was silly as a simple touch even could. Your waist is right there, too.

If he'd only move his useless limbs, then maybe he could just...

But the moment passes. And with a gentle, sincere smile- another in the line of first times for him today, you let him go with a hurried thanks before turning to run.

For a long while yet, just long enough to commit your wonderful face to memory... He watches you go. Something in his chest feels tight as he watches you run from him, all the way until you're out of sight.

"Toad! You fool... You let one get away!", from somewhere far away, Magneto growls and degrades- taking a break from the mayhem to round up his troops for the X-Men's approach.

No.... Not running from him, Toad thinks.

Running from-

Erik Lehnsherr mutters yet another insult under his breath, before issuing a new command, "Don't just stand there, go with the others! Charles' men will be here any minute!"

Even as the master of magnetism threatens and barks his orders- His pathetic pawn, this shell of a man, finds he can't help but look after the corner he saw you turn just a little longer... Toad watches. And he thinks. And at last, he turns, face pinched in bitter contempt.

Maybe... Even a Toad could aspire to something better, he wonders. Better then... This. Anything, would be better than this.

But for now-

"Yes... Master..."

#xmen toad #mortimer toynbee x reader

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Merfolk Toad Headcanons

(Art on my 2nd blog, @gh0ulbunni)

-So, Mortimer is technically a natural abomination. Deepwater Merfolk and Freshwater Merfolk are two completely different sizes (a mouse next to a wolf) and live in vastly different areas that the only plausible way our dude could even EXIST is if humans kidnapped a female freshwater and artificially impregnated her using a deepwater's batter. So yeah. Technically an abomination that could never occur in the wild.

-Our guy is very shy around other merfolk and massively aggressive towards humans to the point he'll try and drown any who venture into his territory (rocky underwater outcrops in the epipelagic zone).

-He hates humans and isn't very trusting of other merfolk, mainly because so many judge him for his heritage and the fact that 'he isn't natural', so this leads to year after year of our boy getting rejected during courting season by other merfolk even when he presents them with beautiful jewelry and handmade accessories.

-So now, at 29, he's an aggressive loner who'd most likely start crying if you rubbed his cheeks and called him sweet names. He's never known a single kind touch in his life and would wrap around said kind soul like a snake and shove his face into their hands for more luvins'

-Because deepwater merfolk are so fucking FAST so is Mortimer, and I mean he's a fast motherfucker. One blink and he's gone, thanks to his big ol' tail fluke and arm fins that allow him to slice through water.

-He rests on his stomach with his arms folded under him like a cat with the most annoyed 'touch me and you die' look on his face.

-Heavily insecure about his coloration as green and sharp features aren't exactly attractive to the females around him, so people who compliment his coloration and looks are immediately his favorite people.

-Is known to punt humans out of the water, to punt them off of docks when they litter, and will haul up arms full of trash, turn into his human form, and run onto the beach and start pelting people with their garbage until they leave. He's an asshole and rightfully so.

-Would definitely make the best papa, he loves to volunteer himself as a babysitter for other merfolk because he's just so dad-like and has such strong dad instincts that if he can't find a mate and have his own young then he'll just use those dad-urges and take care of other merfolk children.

-Alright @softimaginescity you're gonna love this. Despite looking like his muscles are all hard and jacked as shit, he's surprisingly soft and a lil squishy on his sides and chest. This is because of his deepwater paternal side, because at such deep depths you don't find a lot of warmth besides thermal vents, so all deepwater merfolk have evolved layers of fat + large sizes (the biggest ever seen being 50 feet long and 6,000 pounds, meanwhile Mort here is 10 feet long and 260).

-He's hella active, he's hella fit, he's just softer than he looks and would be awesome to cuddle. Speaking of cuddles-

-He'd hold his s/o with how sea otters hold their young. By letting them lay on his chest and belly while he floats on his back, arms wrapped around them as he hums them to sleep.

-Also, like some deepwater folks he has two antennae with bioluminescent bulbs on the ends and they move with his expressions and it's HILARIOUS to watch him get spooked and have those antennae shoot straight up like a cat's tail.

that's all folks, if y'all want me to give you some more extra ones just lemme know.

#mortimer toynbee x reader #mortimer toynbee #toad #x-men #brotherhood of evil mutants #fanart #merman #mermay #merfolk #merpeople #mermay 2022 #mermaid art #mermen

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Dating Todd Tolansky Headcanons

Keep in mind, this is my personal opinion. So if you think any of these headcanons are wrong, feel free to share your own! I'm asexual and Todd is a teenager, so no NSFW. I know I'm cringe, and there's no insult you could say to me that I haven't said to myself! This is also the first time I've ever posted on Tumblr, so I'm sorry for any mistakes.

With all that out of the way, let's start;

• Genuinely shocked if you don't reject him. Like:

Todd: Hey gorgeous, how about we go out tonight?

Y/N: Sure.

Todd: ... seriously?

•Would literally give you the shirt off of his back to keep you warm. But, because of his mutation, he's much more sensitive to the cold. So he's shivering and refusing to take his jacket back, no matter how hard you try to make him take it.

• Hopeless romantic and actually a gentleman. Never lets you open a door, and always makes a big show of it. He'll be bowing and kissing your hand and talking about how "a beautiful person should be treated"

• Puts so much effort into your dates. Flowers, chocolate, gifts, the whole nine yards.

• Blushes a lot. Then tries to deny that he's blushing. But he definitely is.

• His friends constantly make fun of him and say that you deserve better. Todd will love you even more if you defend him.

• Wanda actually doesn't mind you. She likes that you got Todd off of her back. Even if you do gush about Todd a lot, she likes having you around. Wanda would kill Todd if he ever hurt you.

• I think Pietro would flirt with you to make Todd mad.

•PDA. Everywhere, all the time, no matter what. He literally doesn't care. He likes showing you off, bragging about how such a gorgeous person is dating him.

• Loves cuddling. He just sleeps so much better when you're in his arms.

• Kisses literally everywhere. Neck, lips, forehead, everywhere.

• "I love you more" fights. Will never let you win, because he just loves you that much.

• He will absolutely melt if you play with his hair.

• Always offers to pay for everything, even if he's dirt poor.

• Actually a pretty good cook, and he will definitely brag about it.

• Constant compliments. He loves everything about you.

• Most people call him Toad or some other insult, so he loves it when you actually call him Todd. You make him feel like a person.

• Cheesy date nights. Movie marathons, picnics, dinner dates, milkshakes with two straws, etc. Usually watches horror movies in an attempt to scare you into his arms. Won't admit that he's terrified.

• Calls you every pet name under the sun. Like, he literally can't go a sentence without using a new one. Classics of course, like honey and darling. But prefers super cheesy names like lovebug or sweetums (this one is actually canon)

• DEFINITELY does that "oh I'm yawning but I'm actually putting my arm around my date" move. He thinks he's so slick too.

• All in all, he's extremely cheesy because he loves you so much. And he's totally clueless when it comes to romance, so he learns all of his moves from romance movies.

I'll probably make more of these, because I'm totally obsessed with him and literally no one else talks about him.

#todd tolansky #xmen evolution #x reader #todd x reader #dating headcanons #xmen headcanon #mortimer toynbee #love of my life #actually mentally ill

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Have a ghostly reader stalking Toad

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Could you do some fluffy headcanons for Mortimer Toynbee please? Thanks!

Yes!? I love him so much 😭💕 I’m sorry this is short.

Mortimer is used to everyone who knows him calling him Toad so he would love it when you called him by his name or Mort.

He’s really shy so he wouldn’t know how to talk to you at first and he would be surprised that you even wanted to talk to him

You would have to try to show him that he was so much better than other peoples opinions of him

Because of his inferiority complex he would do anything for you.

He would listen to you talk for as long as you wanted and would love to just hear your voice (especially before drifting off to sleep)

He would probably become a little bit obsessive/possessive over you

He would be worried that you’d leave him for someone “better” than him

You would have to remind him how much you loved him and reassure him that you don’t plan on leaving him

He’s really good with technology and stuff

Since he’s cold blooded he would always want to cuddle with you to warm up

Also, he would be the best to cuddle with in the summer because you wouldn’t get too hot.

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[blackberry-gingham]

ooooohhhhh ok so Toad and reader in a fantasy AU kind of princess and the frog like??? I think that would be cute 🥰

As someone who's name actually means princess, rest assured that I think about this concept at least once a week sksksksksk 😭😭😭🙏🏻

While mostly unspoken, it is the primary duty of all next in line to build rapport with one's future subjects, meaning it's not uncommon to see the princess about the village. Although it's true you enjoy socializing with the people... You find sneaking away from your guards all the more so. Besides, you're more than confident your family would never allow you the love you've found.

The princess and a commoner? Unthinkable.

The princess and a mutant? It'd be outrageous.

And yet...

You met him the same way you meet all your other subjects. A smile and a wave while you're paraded through the town square. It's not the obvious about him that caught your attention, more so the way he seemed to stand off from the crowd. Something hinted at you to leave it be, but... The princess should know all her people, shouldn't she?

He was terribly shy at first. It's not every day he gets such attention from someone so beautiful, after all. But that's just the thing... Everyone is excited and a little shy to speak to the princess, sometimes only at first, sometimes indefinitely. But that's what you love so much about him; between the two of you, you can be yourselves.

You don't have to be "the princess". And he can be more than just "toad".

When you can, you sneak away to see him here by the lakeside. When he can, he visits you from a climb right up the castle wall. Some days you would talk about running off together... Leaving all these stupid rules and roles behind... Now it feels like you talk about it every day.

"The princess and the toad"... That's got a funny ring to it sure. He likes to laugh at it now then, but never without following that maybe, just maybe- one day you could lose the titles. Lose the nicknames, and the distance, and the social division... and finally get your happy ending.

#hnnnnng this is so pure #i need a full fic dmskskwsksk #xmen toad #mortimer toynbee x reader