#More naughty bits

[english-history-trip]

Dr. John Lockhart-Mummery (1875-1957), a pioneering expert in proctology, nicknamed "King Rectum"

...Lockhart-Mummery was such a giant in his profession that he could publicly articulate something that had been known in the profession but never stated, out of concerns for decency: “Anything that can be inserted into the human rectum has been inserted into the human rectum.”

#this is so important #like buddy thank you for all your work against cancer but how did you let King Rectum into the history books #that is a man who is too (rightfully) proud of his work to let the haters get him down #edwardians #more naughty bits

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 87

“Mother, I crave violence.” 

  Danny paused in the middle of his work, turning off the torch as he turned towards Dan. Who had once again be de-aged for destroying a world a few years before. (Ellie had cackled for hours about her being the older sibling now) The currently-six year old was scowling, definitely not pouting. 

  He raised an eyebrow, setting his tools down. “Jordan, we’re literally in an assassin’s den right now-” Honestly running into someone he’d met in his time-traveling was rather interesting, apparently his old rival had become so ecto-contaminated that he was immortal now. “-and I know you just got out of sparring, so are you really ‘craving violence’ or are you just bored?” 

  Dan pouted, sorry, he scowled. “Your ‘friend’s’ kids kept tryin’ to copy me and got in the way.” He hopped up onto one of the chairs, visibly not happy about not being able to fly as he glared at tiny legs. Tough shit, he knew better than to destroy worlds, they couldn’t always reverse time. 

   Danny sighed, pinching the bridge of his nose. “They’re just trying to play-” Maybe to a human they wouldn’t, but honestly everyone here was so liminal they were probably closer to ghosts than anyone except for Amity. Which had also been displaced in time after getting dragged to the ghost zone, so it had been soaked in ecto longer anyway. 

   “They got in the way and I almost stabbed Dusan!” Dan whined, despite what he’d insist. “At least Elnath can go intangible and Nyssa can dodge!” Ah, that was the issue. He’d been worried. 

   “Little sunbeam, you don’t have to worry,” Danny soothed, scooping up the ghostling. Even though he had been an adult, the chemicals in the brain and body were still that of a child’s. A young child at that. “The trainers are there to keep an accident from happening.” 

  Not to mention that he was rather confident that between Ras and himself they could keep any injuries to minor ones. Sam would have loved to meet him, Danny thinks. Honestly they would have been best friends, but Sam was off on another world on a mission to collect every plant in existence, so good for her, and Tucker was back in the reincarnation cycle. 

  Oh well, at least he wasn’t waiting for them alone, and maybe Dan having more siblings would help stop another timeline-breaking accident from happening. 

#dcxdp #dpxdc #prompts #Danny fenton #league of assassins #ras al ghul #Danyal & Ras met when Danny was doing a time mission & trained together a bit #Ras was not expecting his old friend/rival to reappear hundreds of years later looking unchanged #Danny deserves to have white hair in his human form as he becomes more ghostly lol #morally grey danny #space core danny #his obsession is less general protection & more protecting what is His #Is Ras and Danny together Or are they platonically co-parenting #Honestly up to the writer #Hilariously Dusan definitely looks like he could be Danny's kid with the white hair and lazarus green eyes lol #Naughty ghosts get de-aged #sun core dan #moon core ellie #Ellie/Dani is named after the second brightest star in Taurus

[sysig]

Chewtoy (Patreon)

#Doodles #Handplates #UT #Fellplates #Gaster #Papyrus #Sans #Squeeze him - he makes a squeaky toy noise #Everyone needs to bite Gaster! He doesn't yield like flesh so it probably doesn't even hurt right? Yeahhhh he'll be fiiiine #There is something very funny to me about him just sitting there and taking it tho lol - feeds into his martyr play ♪ #As if I don't already have a favourite martyr hmmm don't worry about it lol #What was he even doing why is he just letting 2-P bite him lol #Socialization? That's not a good thing to just let him do! He's still got a young mind! Boundaries are important #He does offer a way out - hehe ♫ - but he doesn't enforce it! You're setting them up for failure #Hehehehe #The bone gift was fun to doodle hehe ♪ He leaves it with him and it goes completely untouched while his arm is covered in teeth-marks pfft #Even with Papyrus a bit more unruly I still like to imagine he acts mean in largely harmless ways haha #Like yeah he's being naughty and biting when he knows better and offered other options - Gaster. Gentle enforcement - but he's not Hurting #He's not using his entire bite force - probably lol or he's just got weak little baby bites (though those can be quite painful!) #Sans on the other hand would absolutely go 100% full power - and still only do 1HP lol what an unfortunate design quirk for him #If only he had a jaw he could open! He'd bite the heck outta Gaster! Alas #I do like to imagine Fellplates!Sans has just fast-tracked to classic's conclusion of ''You suck and I hate you. Die'' about Gaster lol #Even the possibility of not being mean to him is so alien! What do you /mean/ not hurt you?? Do you know who you're talking to?? #He'll find another way to mess with him in good time haha

[akkivee]

inspired by veil

#ichiro yamada #kuko harai #naughty busters #hypmic #hypnosis mic #crazy how long it took me to finish these lol #idk if anything will ever come out of it or if it's even meant to be a thing lol but #kuukou emphasised the strength of mind when first training up jyushi on the hypnosis mics #you need to have a strong mind to break out of the true hypnosis mic's control and ichiro praises kuukou for that #kuukou for his part laughs that off and it's always struck me a bit weird #so what if it was less kuukou's mental strength and more kuukou's bond with ichiro that he still wanted that snapped him out of it #is the thought and reason for using the art meme lol kuukou missed ichiro basically lol #vee is arting

[skitskatdacat63]

him in white....

#i saw a clip of that 2nd one before watching this ep and my brain is still shortcircuiting #he should wear headbands more tbh!! i think it suits him!! #he gets so mischievous when he talks abt carlos sainz sr #if hes padre then carlos sainz sr is his padre bcs he acts like such a naughty kid around him sdkcdk #its honestly really cute how youthful and playful he acts around him #i mean i think he generally is a playful gremlin but like 100x around carlos sr to a noticeable extent #they are so fond of each other !! its just an underrated unnoticed dynamic since carlos sr is in a different series #otherwise i think they'd be viewed just like seb and schumi(and also mick = carlos in this view) #fernando alonso #f1 #formula 1 #formula one #dakar rally #fa14 #we do a little bit of f1 #fernando s1e5 #fernando(show)

[misc-obeyme]

i'm aware the requests are closed so don't feel pressured or anything but your "my desire to write sololuci smut" tag awoke something within me. solomon getting punished by lucifer for being annoying... solomon subbing for lucifer in exchange for a pact... solomon noticing lucifer's stress and helps him out... old man yaoi now and forever...

NSFW MDNI

(nothing too explicit but obviously much discussion of smut so)

ANON PLEASE. I love old man yaoi so much 😭

Ah yes I left that tag on the art of Solomon in shibari because HELLO. How could that not inspire smut scenarios, you know what I mean??

I still can't believe they paired these two up for the April Fool's thing, like I know you're saying they're gonna fight each other, but you can't stop me from imagining it full of the sexual tension we all know would be there!

Right, anyway...

Lucifer is an interesting character when it comes to sexy times. He certainly enjoys punishment in a non sexy kind of way lol.

But Solomon is such a silly guy, like I really think he'd just find it funny. He does stuff on purpose to get Lucifer to punish him because he thinks it's amusing. Lucifer would get soooo frustrated.

Now subbing for a pact is interesting because I personally headcanon both of them as switches. So now I'm just imagining Solomon subbing for Lucifer, securing the pact, and then they switch roles. Because now Solomon can actually command Lucifer through the pact, you know? And Lucifer wants to sub so bad, he just wouldn't be able to admit it at first. Well, that's just my opinion anyway lol.

Okay and now the stress situation is interesting too!! Because Lucifer has a problem with being a workaholic and I just know Solomon would pick up on it in a way others might not. Cue him cornering Luci at RAD in an empty classroom so he can use his mouth to relieve some of that pent up stress~ Lucifer protests but in the end he gives in and comes completely undone. They exit the room with Lucifer blushing but looking more relaxed and Solomon's hair sticking up all over the place because Luci couldn't keep his hands out of it.

AUGH. You guys have GOT to stop feeding this brain rot (and by you guys I mean anons and certain mutuals who know who they are lol ily) (and also by stop I mean keep going). I am completely on the solulu train now and I won't be free until I write some legit fics about them. Prepare yourselves because at this point I can guarantee it's gonna happen.

#I love them so much and I'm getting so many good ideas #I kinda feel like I could incorporate it all into one long fic #but more likely I'll just do a series of shorter ones #I dunno we'll see!! #the ideas still need to stew in my brain juice for a little bit #obey me #obey me nightbringer #obey me solomon #obey me lucifer #sololuci #solulu #misc naughty times #anon asks #misc answers

[megpricephotography]

There's a field at the far end of the local apple orchards, that has a public footpath running through it. We don't often go down there as it's off our usual little circuit but occasionally, for a change, we'll head over & explore. Last summer, the farmer had planted the field with sunflowers & you could walk through them. It was lovely, very pretty.

We'd not ventured there so far this summer & I was curious what was now growing in the Far Field, cause I could see it wasn't a regular crop, like wheat, or potatoes but I couldn't tell from a distance what it was.

So, today, we down to have a closer look. It's thistles! The entire field is a big old thistle forest. It's buzzing. Literally. So many bees!! There are stacks of bee hives up in the orchards & I'm guessing the thistles (& some other types of flowers, sprinkled among them) have been planted to provide food for pollinators?

Anyway, once I realised the field was a mass of prickly plants & stinging insects, I didn't feel overly enthused about walking down the very overgrown footpath. However, Flynn remembered there's a stream at the other end & he was determined to have a paddle, so off we went down a tunnel of thistles.

Flynn was fine - he's short enough to avoid the worst of the spikes & most of the bees. I followed very gingerly. Got scratched & prickled & poked by the plants but all I can say is that it's a good job our local bee population appears to be quite docile & relaxed about life because I definitely headbutted at least few of them on the way through & nobody stung me! So that was our Sunday afternoon adventure!

#bit naughty of the farmer to not leave more clearance for the footpath tbh #landowners have a duty to make sure any public footpaths across their land are accessible by walkers #and I'm not sure a tunnel of thistles counts as accessible! #although... I mean... we did make it to the stream & back in one piece #& I like that the thistles are attracting insects! saw plenty of bees & butterflies #I think thistles improve soil too? not sure #flynn #border collie #dog #summer #field #farmland #sunflowers #thistles #england

[elio-monroe]

i have figured out how to put my erotica under a read more! rejoice!

blessed are the meek

#nsft #cherries #religion #hey alperen is getting it consensually this time! #good for him! #this started as a sexy drawing and it still is one #but it slowly started becoming more meaningful to me #a lot of art featuring priests getting naughty is usually accompanied by more demonic imagery #which is super hot don't get me wrong #but i started to think about what if it was divine instead? #what if pleasure was shown as something holy and spiritual #so what started as a very simple full body pin up turned into a bit of a one page spread #im also working towards a style so i dont have to use the straight line tool #i know it looks a bit amateurish right now but i think once i get practice #my drawings will look less stiff overall

[english-history-trip]

Frankie Boyle on The Last Leg, discussing Scottish Parliamentarian Kate Forbes.

#happy pride everyone #scotland #more naughty bits #frankie boyle #nonsense #LGBTQ+

[blithesharem]

Obey Me: LeviathanxMC

The Bet (Rated M/E)

Summary:

It's the day of the Fangol Game, and you and Levi are rooting for opposite sides. He has a special request if his team wins...and if you win? Well, the reward will be just as sweet...

#obey me nightbringer #obey me leviathan #leviathan x reader #om! shall we date #Part one more naughty bits to come #First of many fanfics i presume #Idk how to best post fanfic on this site so bear with me for now

[orionsangel86]

I blame you for this

This is absolutely cursed content and I can't believe you would inflict this upon me! :P

You know... given how the comic ends, with Hob being the last person to "see" Morpheus... oh god I can't go through that again. Please for the love of Gaiman, don't put us through that again!

#destiel meme #reformatted #cursed content #dreamling #the sandman #sandman comic spoilers #i swear to god I can see it #though I suppose I always imagined the hob/dream confession going a bit more like the Rose/Doctor confession #with Hob being the one confessing #to a stoic but happy dream #post the faked death in hobs dream #no superhell for naughty gays this time!

[mangio-formaggio]

honestly teaser is a pure pain, but also made me kind of optimistic about permanence of Gerard situationship — nothing truly good can be build on so much heartbreak.

#acgas spoilers #acgas 2020 #all creatures great and small #siegfried x audrey #also low key delulu about siegfried's tone of voice at the end of the clip #it's a desperation of a man who's about to proclaim his deepest desires #or maybe they just gona talk about his loneliness and twist the knife #also side note #i remember around the start of shooting season sam talked about both of them be more emotionally unstable due to war #but also a bit naughty #i guess that's audrey being naughty jfc #wrong direction but golden star for trying #(i love her you go girl just get a better taste)

[arcadewonder]

summer in evergreen harbor.

#the sims 4 #ts4 #whimsy save #ws gen one #layla #anton #mimi #opie #ts4 gameplay #i'm waiting until they have a bit more money before i renovate the kitchen and laundy/office area #also i wish someone would give us a mod that let us bathe cats #they get stinky too #espeically opie #he's a naughty kitty

[hag-o-hags]

okay I am not a Gamer™ and I have absolutely learned that if I just hang tight eventually a AAA game will absolutely go on sale for 90% off and it may be 8 years later but WHAT DO I CARE, I'm playing Ocarina of Time for the first time ever.

Which is to say, aha, I'm not dropping $60 on the Sexy DND RPG for my very own, not even for PC mods, ah. No.

HOWEVER.

Hi can I please just have unlimited access to the character builder, it's like the best doll maker ever thank u.

#but also let me make fat ppl and fuck around with the naughty bits more

[skelekins]

I offer u my game on notes

I may make this comic someday but idk when

Starts with Snaps and Kelek at the end of a date and walking down the street. Snaps shoes are untied and Kelek ends up stepping on one of his laces (which he may have done on purpose).

So Kelek’s like “omg snaps ur the worst with tiring ur shoes” and is just. He’s not great at not being suspicious. Especially when he just kinda grins at the look Snaps gives him.

So he’s like “here I got this joke, you should read it to me while I tie your shoes” and a moment later Snaps gets a text with said joke. Kelek’s obviously prepared.

I imagine him just having the stupidest sneaky kitty face. And Snaps obviously knowing something’s up but plays along anyway.

He sent Snaps a version of this very long winded joke. Link

When Snaps is done and possibly snorts bc of what a dumb fucking joke that was he is met with Kelek also laughing and then promptly

Honking him right in the dick

Before scurrying away. In the time it took Snaps to read the joke (and willfully ignore Kelek ‘tieing his shoes’) Kelek has changed into one of his ‘play’ outfits.

He slaps his ass and tells Snaps he bet he can’t catch him and takes off.

When Snaps gives chase he prompty falls face first into the perfectly placed backpack Kelek left behind to make sure Snaps didn’t actually get hurt in the fall.

Kelek did tie his shoelaces! … together :3

Snaps belongs to @didderd; these are my own thoughts and takes :)

I just love these two sm

#sjsicirs in still obsessed with the Love lore lmao #wanna doodle stuff for it #and kinda write a bit more but don’t have anything substantial #game on was a prompt from sans x u week #if u wondered what was in Kelek’s backpack at dating start #;3 #he probabaly also has snaps ears and stuff in there for if he’d feel like wearing them #trusts that snaps won’t leave his bag behind #this uh #this might have been inspired by snaps kink post #and his proclivity for being a naughty public man #fortunately it’s the middle of the night so they’re less likely to get caught #personally I imagine they end up under a starewell somewhere #Kelek’s probabaly wearing his special underoos that frame his seal since he trusts snaps to keep him safe #same with uh #being naughty in public #he just trusts snaps will either teleport them away or at the very least not like #get them caught caught #:|c #skelekins speaks #skelekins writes #Kelek #Kelek lore #snaps sans #i luv them ;3; #snaps x Kelek #snak #them being super naughty just makes me laugh personally #cw suggestive

[cryingatships]

Only Friends 🤝 Naughty Babe

Trying to violate Tumblr's community guidelines

Like srsly Thai ql industry needs to do something about their Naming Series' teams. What is this unprompted 18+ sounding names dhdhjkdsavh

#only friends the series #ofts #naughty babe the series #nbts?? non binary and trans solidarity?? i can get behind that #but still... did it hurt to be a little bit more creative with names #they just want us to get shadow banned #the trails and tribulations of watching thai qls #thai bls #bl series