me mentioning saltburn to my mother: yeah it's a beautiful movie and really well done, objectively fantastic, but I don't know if you'll be as into it as I was
my mother:
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on losing a mother
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I adopted a dog last week and I was trying to rename him and let me tell you nothing is more embarrassing than my mom suggesting Pharma as his name
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not to trauma dump on main but as a result of my mom operating on levels of paranoia and fears that i think only shrimp can perceive, throughout the course of my childhood, i was told to pretend to be a boy for convenience's sake --- she very begrudgingly let me enter a mail-in nintendo sweepstakes to win free stuff (her penny-pinching outweighed at least some paranoia) however on the submission form i had to enter "male" --- because "if anybody sees that a girl lives here then they're going to send someone to our house and---" etc etc you get the idea, anyway, another cool thing she taught me was that the whales in the ocean 150 miles from our house had supernatural hearing and could hear us when we were loud and annoying in the car and it made them very upset.
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everyone stream good omens on amazon prime so it gets renewed to make my mom happy (id under cut)
id: a text conversation between me and my mom.
mom: I think I'm going to cry
me: did you finish it?
mom: Yes
me: yeah the ending is really rough
mom: I guess Neil gaiman didn't want a part 3, but..... That was horrible
me: no, he does! it hasn't been renewed yet but he's already started working on the third season. if it doesn't get renewed i'll be very mad because they cannot end like that
mom: Really??
me: yeah! the strike is complicating things but hopefully there will be one more season. i just can't believe gabriel and beelzebub got to run off to alpha centauri while aziraphale left crowley to go be supreme archangel. he has to come back 😭
mom: I can't handle that ending. How could he leave, especially after that kiss. I thought when the guy mentioned the 2nd coming that would change his mind
me: there's a theory that the metatron basically drugged him to make him agree. other people have talked about abuse and love bombing. the one i agree with most is that he's trying to make things better for everyone and decided that that's more important than his and crowley's happiness. either way, i suspect he'll change his mind
mom: There could be some drugging, but I agree with you, he will use his new power to stop something, then try to get with Crowley. Hopefully he doesn't self destruct first. But really, there will be a season 3??
me: we don't know for sure yet but i'm like 90% sure there will be. if not, a lot of people (ourselves included) will be very very angry
mom: I'm just going to block out the whole season2 until there is a season 3.
me: sounds good
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it is somehow so much easier to plan things when my mother is not trying to superimpose herself into the planning mix and imply that i have ever needed her at all during any of this process. i am so looking forward to not having to pretend that she's good at anything.
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Moooooooo 🐮
hi mom!!
send me a 🐮 and i’ll refresh my pinterest and give you the first 4 photos as a moodboard
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fuck labor day we are celebrating my mom's birthday we are on 24 hour Cindy lockdown
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now why my child acts possessed when he eats sweets 🥲
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trick or treat my favourite child 🥰
Since you aren't that big of a chocolate fan
(ily silly <3)
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a mother's intuition
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would you look at that. sans and luckless from ssb
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Told my mom about the tf husband poll and as she was back reading she voiced disappointment that ultra Magnus was out so early and when I tried to comfort her she said "Ultra Magnus is a lil bitch"
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so my mom was telling me about this dream/fantasy (you know when you're like half asleep so you're kind of in control but not fully? one of those) that she had last night. basically she was a special american correspondent on the graham norton show. and one day she got to meet the man she's in love with, david tennant. they went out to dinner and had a great time, apparently.
me: you should start writing fanfiction. there's a whole genre where people insert themselves into the story like that
mom: what, just being bffs with the characters?
me: well usually it's less platonic
mom: well i know he loves his wife. i don't want to get in the way of that
basically what i'm saying is my mom would do numbers on here
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so i know tumblr isn't really the audience for this but i am a millennial and i Must Blog
my son was born the other day and i tell you what, second children come faster, but labor is still labor. woof. thankfully he's cute as hell (newborns look like crumpled up wet socks, dont worry, primate brains usually have an override when it's yours) and our first is very interested despite being two. it's all very adorable. 10/10 if you want kids and have the ability to do so it's pretty fucken swell
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