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asdaricus · 8 months
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Hotels as if designed by Zaha Hadid
by Midjourney v5
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notherpuppet · 2 months
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“Look who joined the team! 📻♥️ #livinglegend #hot100 #goham”
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chaoticace2005 · 28 days
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Alastor misinterpreting modern LGBTQIA+ labels also leaves room for so much confusion with the rest of the cast:
(Based on @onesidedradiostatic ‘s posts)
-Genuinely thinks Husk is attracted to kitchenware, to the point where one of his “punishments” is not being allowed in the kitchen
-If Huskerdust then Alastor begins to question if Angel is secretly a pan
-Knows Angel isn’t a pan so Alastor tells him there is no chance if Huskerdust happening (talked about here)
-Angel saying he’s gay and Alastor questioning that because he was sure Angel was depressed
-Reevaluating the bisexual label AGAIN when he finds out Pentious has two dicks, causing him to question his previous statement of Vox being dickless
-Vaggie: Im Lesbian, Alastor: I don’t believe I’m familiar with that country
-Alastor thinking all angels and/or exorcists are lesbians (yes, this includes Adam and Lucifer)
-Him thinking of Charlie as half-lesbian, not because he’s biphobic but because she’s half angel
-Lucifer mentioning he’s kind of gender-fluid so he wonders if the fluid of Lucifer is what’s responsible for one’s gender
-Thinking trans means transportation/transit/transcontinental railroad and assumes they’re the best people to travel with
-Him thinking “bisexual” refers to having two partners
-Him thinking “bisexual” refers to being attracted to bicycles so he removes all bicycles (and pans because fuck you Husker) from the hotel
-Him thinking the term “ace” refers to a phenomenal card player because he beat Husk in poker, taunts Husk for not being “ace” anymore (Alastor stole Husk’s aceness)
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onesidedradiostatic · 1 month
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okay alastor's response of learning about the term "asexual" by responding with "a sexual? I'd say I'm the furthest thing from it" IS very funny but have we considered that he HAS heard the word before but not in the modern way. he's only heard of it used in the context of asexual reproduction. or asexual plants. he does not believe either applies to him.
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spyroforlife · 3 months
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Alastor: And then she called me an 'ace in the hole', whatever that means
Angel: It was a joke, she's saying you're asexual
Alastor: A sexual what? I'm not sexual for ANYTHING
Angel: Yeah, I mean asexual, all one word. As in, without sexuality. You don't feel sexual attraction. We call it asexual, often shortened to ace. Ergo, you're an 'ace in the hole'
Alastor: There's actually a word for that?? Ridiculous. But points to Rosie for the cute wordplay, I suppose.
Angel: I know you aren't but if you WERE a sex-favorable asexual, well. You could be an ace in MY hole-
Alastor: (immediately bonks him with his mic)
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iihih · 1 year
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Boutique Oceanfront Hotel in Sanya Has Curves In All The Right Places
Boutique Oceanfront Hotel in Sanya Has Curves In All The Right Places
The Sumei Skyline Coast Boutique Hotel was inspired by the winding coastline upon which it sits. Located on Hainan Island in Sanya, a coastal city known as the “Hawaii” of China for its tropical climate, white sands and high-end resorts, the new hotel has a curvilinear theme throughout. Sumei Skyline Coast Hotel in Sanya Conceived of by GS Design, the Sumei Skyline Coast Boutique Hotel comprises…
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temeyes · 1 month
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he’s dressed up for today’s occasion!!
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allastoredeer · 1 month
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The Hotel Crew lost a bet and now Alastor has to be one of the Vee's for a day.
(Sorry if the image is fuzzy)
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luci-was-a-dreamer · 2 months
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Lucifer and Alastor being parents 😂
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estxkios · 4 months
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screaming.
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zootopiathingz · 2 months
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Angel: date someone who looks sexy when disappointed.
Husk: *glares at him*
Angel: see?
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americaisdead · 2 months
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detail of one of circus circus' 1972 hotel towers as seen from atop its main parking garage. las vegas. february 2024
© tag christof
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artpikuuhnah · 19 days
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Goth girl Charlie x Mischievious Little Alastor is my comfort au.
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chaoticace2005 · 28 days
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Referring to this post where Alastor misinterprets pansexuality for being attracted only to pans
Alastor trying to help or cause problems so he tells Angel that he isn’t Husk’s type and never will be without further elaboration, causing Angel to think Husk is either:
-Not into men
-Not into anyone
-Not into people or men that present more femininely
-Not into Italians
-Not into spiders
-Not into pink
-Not into people of his “industry”
-Not into coked up dick sucking hos
-Not into people who are “broken”
-Not into people who are fake or previously pushed his boundaries
-Not into the person underneath the fake
And then having to try and work out which one it is.
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onesidedradiostatic · 30 days
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continuation of my "alastor thinks asexual means asexual reproduction"
so I mixed up calling flowers asexual in my original post (although some plants can asexually reproduce), but the thing I was thinking about was them being unisexual and bisexual
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and it just made me think
vox: I am bisexual alastor, in his head: is vox secretly a plant????????
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putting it together he also has now come to the conclusion that rosie may think he is a plant too (she called him asexual once and he had to go through every organism in his head that can asexually reproduce)
he now thinks being a plant is just a metaphor for media/broadcast demons
and as I'm typing this it's getting even worse as I remember alastor says "now I know it's been a while since someone with style treated hell to a broadcast" (<- I have no fucking clue what this implies in this plant context but it sounds like he's making fun of vox for being a flower without a style (vox: "SINCE WHEN DID I SAY I WAS A FLOWER!?!??!?"))
someone should just teach him what they actually mean before it gets worse.
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nai-nyeartwork · 7 days
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More sketches of Retroswap AU of staticradio.
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