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“According to the stars, we should break up. But, my dearest love, we live on Earth, not floating in the sky, among those glittering stars. What do they know of Earth and blood and the warmth of your breath? Let us be mortal and in love, and let them be divine and alone. They can keep their opinions to themselves."
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Ship Dynamic Zodiac Analysis: Emotionally Unavailable x Bleeding Heart
I love writing ships between water signs (sometimes double water signs in their big 3) and emotionally unavailable signs (ex: Capricorn and Aquarius).
There's just something so good about someone who keeps their emotions locked tight, the "I'll take my tears to MY GRAVE" and the one who's heart is on their sleeve and constantly bleeding their emotions everywhere. Perfect combo for PEAK Ship Angst.
These zodiac couples just give this dynamic (I stumbled upon this on Pinterest and had to go digging to find the artist: @crayonwitch is the artist on Tumblr, more active on their twitter from the looks of it - if you want to reblog this and not my overanalysis of zodiac ships, here's the post link [X]):
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I specifically love to write Aquarius/Capricorn (Sun or Moon) x Pisces/Scorpio (Sun or Moon), from just my own zodiac breakdowns of my OCs (I make my OCs, flesh them a ton, and then after they feel fully developed, start to analyze what zodiacs would fit them best - if anyone wants to see my process, I wouldn't mind sharing it in another post).
I have 2 ships in this category:
Taurus Sun/Pisces Moon X Capricorn Sun/Aquarius Moon
Aquarius Sun(Virgo Moon)/Capricorn Rising X Pisces Sun/Scorpio Moon
The Taurus x Capricorn are weirdly healthy despite the Capricorn being an amoral villain and the Taurus being Babygirl.
The Aquarius x Pisces are so on-again-off-again that everyone around them just considers them both "basically married" and "The Drama Couple"/most toxic couple of their friend group.
Anyway, I just LOVE writing these zodiac couples, they are angst and opposites attract and morality clashes and all the ship dynamics I adore.
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I only realized later how hilariously fitting our icons were, now this is saved for posterity.
@daydreamerfox
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“Maybe it’s a good mood. Maybe it’s a manic episode.”
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“I hope for your sake that you didn’t manage to kill them. You wouldn’t like to see me when my sole reason for not burning this world to ash isn’t breathing.”
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Person A: Thanks for mansplaining that to me. Person B: You’re very welcome. I like to use my gender-fluidity to be the worst aspects of every gender. Person C: Gender, but for villains.
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Person A: If the writers didn't want me to sympathize with the villain, they shouldn't have made him so relatable! Person B: I mean, to most people he wasn’t…
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“I never tell my adopted dad ‘you’re not my real dad!’ Instead I tell him, ‘you’re not even my favorite serial killer’ and watch this man go through the express lane of grief.”
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“Peak straight male friendship is saving my best guy friend’s number in my phone as ‘evil temptress whore’, because I have told my wife if I was to cheat on her with anyone, it would be him. She told me that if I tried to cheat on her with my best friend, she would try to steal him from me because she appreciates him in our life…and his cooking and cleaning skills are superior to mine.”
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Person A is a god of prophecy living life as a human and runs a talk show where they bring up what-if scenarios which sound crazy but will come true within a decade or so and discusses the scenarios with specialists - some who agree and some who argue with them about their theories about the future being impossible. Person B is someone who has gotten fairly famous on the internet and openly claims Person A’s what-if scenarios are too obvious and predictable. Person A, curious and competitive and loving to make people who doubt them look stupid down the line, invites Person B to their show. But upon meeting Person B, Person A realizes Person B also has the gift of prophecy but is completely unaware that they do. Person B has lived their whole life not realizing that no one else can see the future as clearly as they can and just thinks everyone is pretending to not know rather than really not knowing.
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Person A: You’re embarrassingly harmless… Person B: Sorry… Person A: -sigh- It’s fine. Get behind me, I’ll kill all your enemies for you. Person B: Oh, um, you really don’t have to do that… Person A: No need to thank me, I’m gonna kill everyone who’s ever hurt you. Person B: Isn’t that going a little far-? Person A: I will also kill everyone who even thinks about hurting you. Person B: I think, maybe, you should slow down-
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Person A: I killed them. Now what? How do you intend to go on when the very thing you were trying to protect is gone? Person B: I think you’re a fool for mistaking my love for them as my motivation to fight. I was born fighting and I will die fighting. But they were my sole reason for not destroying everyone and everything in my sight and burning this entire world to ash eons ago. So for your sake, I hope you’re lying.
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“I hate that platonic love is being painted as pure and wholesome. Like yes, I love my best friend in a non-sexual way, but I’m totally willing to commit murder, arson, and any range of felonies for her, so I don’t like this slander that platonic love is all sweetness and goodness!”
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Person A: I wouldn’t have so many original characters if it weren’t for you! Person B: I’m sorry my creative dick is so fertile and keeps knocking you up with fictional children~ Person A: …Dude. Person B: …I’m sorry, I forgot we weren’t alone. Person C: -sipping their straw loudly- Person D: …And they were ‘co-writers’… Person C: Oh my god, they were co-writers.
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Person A: If I can’t be happy, I may as well be funny. Person B: Or you could allow yourself to process your emotions without deflecting through humor. Person A: …I’d rather be laughing than crying.
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"First off, when I say 'me and the boys' I'm referring to myself and the voices in my head. We are not the same."
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