I love it when femmes call me petnames. Like, why are you not on my lap right now? Why are my hands not in your hair? Why are my lips not on your neck?
A friend gave me a candle-making kit for Christmas that included dye blocks, and dropping dye blocks into hot wax makes for a pretty awesome visual.
[ID: A short video showing a block of purple dye dissolving into hot liquid candle wax; the dye creates strange irregular scallop patterns at first. Eventually a spoon enters the picture to stir the wax and dye up together, sending it into a spiral pattern before the dye permeates the wax. There is no sound except, at one point, for the clank of the spoon being picked up before it enters frame.]