#Maybe you’re just not that funny

[offkilterkeys]

I made this image like a month ago but I don’t remember the context at all other than it was supposed to be sent to my younger sibling.

#homestuck #homestuck meme #what does it mean #tavros nitram #the sky and sunset are Tavros colors maybe it’s that #i sent it to them btw #just so you’re all aware #he thought it was funny

[coconut530]

AND THEY WERE ROOMMATES

#Nevermore #Nevermore Webtoon #Webtoon #Funny episode liked it a lot #Monty playing with Prospero’s cravat funyyyyyy #“I’m anybody” HE’S SO DONE IT’S HILARIOUS #Prospero Monty relationship who thought #He’s the dad of the group it’s hilarious and all the kids and his wife are giving him troubleeeeeeeeee #Doctor’s bag??????? What did you use it for in life my guy #“We couldn’t just leave Montresor to die!” …it was an option and omg their faces on the bottom panel 🤣 #LENORE STOP YOU’RE TOO HOT OH MY GODDDDDDD *FANS SELF* “LOOK WHO IT IS GENTS” LENOOOOOORRRREEEEEEEEEEEE #I want to redraw but life be busy so soon ish #Episode 25 “Stains are so hard to get out of mahogany!” I knew it before Duke even said it 😂 #He saw a ghost and it hit him on the head smacked his face sliced his shoulder sliced his side and broke his leg 😂 #Lenore is unfaaaaaaazzzzzzeeeeeddddd also Duke wanna protect his bestie #“…A little bit. Maybe” I THINK IT’S MORE THAN A LITTLE BIT #MAZE TRIO LAUGHING BEING FRIENDS LOVE ITTTTTTTTTTT #LENORE AND MONTY SHOWDOWN MY FAVE IT ESCALATES SO WELL ALSO ANNABEL’S THE ONE WITH A BULLET IN HER GRAVE SORRY TO SAY #“Go to hell” 😂 this is the best #Annabel did NOT prepare for her to say that #Will doesn’t even have a roommate just throw Monty in there Will likes him enough and Prospero’s kinda wary of people it works out #Although Prospero you gave Annabel your key with ZERO hesitation or question so mayyybe you should’ve been more careful #Very funny episode I liked it a lotttttttttt oh no we’re heading into the formal divorce arc oh nooooooo

[stoat-party]

Data from Vault 95 confirms that The Chair is not a magical-fix-all-your-problems machine — at the very least, it can’t cure the psychological side of chem dependency. It’s not stated in Cait’s quest because of fo4’s aversion to loose ends, but her story definitely isn’t over. (She references this if you do drugs in front of her afterwards.)

I think the next step for Cait is going to have to be expanding her circle of trust past The Player Character (All Hail). The Sole Survivor is wonderful and their relationship is lovely, but they have a lot on their plate, what with being responsible for every political and personal issue in all of Boston.

But… the team has a former addict on it! It’s Deacon! (Unless he was lying. Honestly it’s 50-50. We’ll assume for now that he wasn’t.) We also know that Hancock is really supportive about addiction! I really like the thought that he stops doing/talking about drugs around Cait (or Mama Murphy)(or the kids for that matter). Preston and Piper aren’t bad about it either. Other companions… well, we don’t see how they handle it past the intervention stage. I’m sure they try.

If I knew more about addiction, I’d write about how Cait handles it all. But I definitely do want to write more about the companions supporting each other, because the game’s limitations leave a lot of room to explore that.

#i will never forgive fallout 4 for making the word ‘drugs’ canon #it was funny when that word just didn’t exist #idk the ideal method for supporting a recovering addict but i assume maccready’s strategy is not it #i really like cait’s quest to the extent that it’s about breaking down and asking someone you trust for help #idk how else they could have gamified that storyline #the game would have benefitted from maybe one additional convo per companion #to give the impression that they’re working out their issues and you’re supporting them #instead of your presence magically fixing everything #fallout #fallout 4 #fo4 #fallout 4 cait #cait fallout 4 #cait fallout #fo4 cait #fallout cait #cait fo4 #hancock fo4 #hancock fallout 4 #deacon fallout 4 #deacon fo4 #piper wright #preston garvey

[carcasstohounds]

ok so like i’ve seen a few posts blaming mira and ephraim for what happened to ezra and i think that is. a weird take. anyway my personally belief is that tzeebo wasn’t their only plan for ezra if they were taken because they feel like the kind of people to have a network of allies if the goddamn governer of lothal was their friend. i also imagine that they weren’t the only people taken by the empire that night or afterwards, because i feel like it’s implied that they weren’t the only people speaking out against the empire? so like, they probably had a network of people to take care of ezra if something happened but that network dissolved due to arrests, people fleeing, etc etc until there was no way for anyone to find ezra or for ezra to find anyone else and then he was on his own and it was no one’s fault but the empire.

#star wars rebels #star wars #ezra bridger #people villainizing mira and ephraim are so weird 2 me #i don’t really know how to explain why i hate it so much but it’s just. something #maybe because it’s kind of victim blaming i guess? or saying like ‘speaking out is only okay if you’re the perfect voice for it’ #which is funny because that is. exactly the opposite of what their broadcasts were about #anyway #also irl i think a lot of activists ARE parents. from what my own parents have said. having kids does change your perspective on the future #like yeah of course they spoke out. their kid was born on the day the empire took over and they watched the galaxy fall to even more shit. #they spoke out because they wanted things to be better for him and it’s not their fault that things went wrong

[kugisaaki]

insane how some adults forget that kids are actual human beings with emotions and feelings

#call me a buzzkill or whatever but it’s so 😐 #like that’s a child who doesn’t have the ability to manage their emotions as well as you do.. so they’re not a crybaby maybe ur just a dick #and poking around at the child’s emotions to get a reaction from them for your entertainment ahaha so funny #they’re going to remember these things that adults say and do to them like there won’t be a blank slate the minute they grow up #like more often than not their big feelings overwhelm them like maybe its just not funny maybe you’re an asshole hope that helps #mehak.exe

[fogwitchoftheevermore]

thinking about the vaguely cannon state of the empires musical again and i think we should exploit that for as much comedy as possible. oli falls out of afterlife and is like “sausage please you have to recognize me from somewhere” and sausage just goes “wait a minute… aren’t you the narrator from the ocean queen musical?” and oli just sort of stares at him for ten minutes before officially giving up.

#empires smp #oli orionsound #mythicalsausage #empires season 2 #if you’re wondering what i’m talking about #there’s a season 2 episode where sausage is quietly singing prismarine while waiting for fwhip in gobland at one point #i don’t remember exactly when this is but it’s SO funny to me #combined with some of the shit sausage pulls on his streams i think he’s maybe a little aware he’s in a story #more aware than he makes us think at least #also please just imagine him seeing a production of it after getting all his memories back #he leaves it like ‘look i know it was about lizzie but not one mention of my extremely rich story line? nothing?’ #‘no mention of the time i turned evil?’ #also like. realistically people don’t really know what any of the s1 emperors looked like #or at least they don’t know a LOT #so i want us all to imagine the costuming for this show. thank you.

[rotteneldritchhorror]

Am I allowed to say that Shayne is hot as fuck in the fucking sniper chess video??? He didn’t need to be like that- he didn’t need to act like both a literal fucking sniper and a professional chess player

The fucking studying the board, getting down on one knee and taking his shots— the OUTFIT THE MUSTACHE AND STRANGE SERIOUSNESS

#Shayne motherfucking topp you didn’t need to do this to me #you didn’t need to both look AND ACT that fucking hot #stop it pls sir #you’re killing me here #but also sniper chess is genuinely just super cool #new favourite video maybe #also both Angela and Arasha fully not knowing how to play chess and Angela trying to move her pawn sideways is so funny lol #the genuine intensity of the second game #ugh /pos #🪲 #smosh #smosh shayne #shayne topp

[francy-sketches]

I love how stannis girlies joking about him being a teenage girl or whatever gets people so pressed. They’ll be like “ummmm actually he’s a raging misogynist 🤨 not a teenage girl 🙄 you’re so weird for this” it’s really not that serious omg

#.txt #I’m not exaggerating I just witnessed this exact interaction 💀 #asoiaf twitter is a magical place #I think they were one of the anti neutral gang lol #bc I think I saw them tweet about ‘asoiaf neutrals’. or maybe it was one of the other 50 denis maznev pfp targ stans its kinda hard to tell #idk one of them had an unhinged rant about being victimized by evil minor character stans or smth #sorry I need to stop posting about discourse but this was too funny #anyway jaime is representation for bisexual teenage girls with ibs and if you hate him you’re a misogynist

[whoredmode]

my wife and i saw you from across the bar and we absolutely hate your vibe we were wondering what the fuck is wrong with you

don’t mind the Extremely out of character art. this is based on a completely scrapped concept from the LoP story that i still think about and wanted to do a fuller pic of anyway (as opposed to the sketches i’d done before). can you believe it’s taken me this long to finally finish a drawing of anteros in an evening gown

#it’s a funny concept if for no other reason than ppl are gonna see anteros w troy n be like #wow chief bradshaw’s wife is so hot did she lose a bet #this is like AU of santo ileso blues AU where instead of like. living in the middle of nowhere being nobodies they just become high rollers #hell maybe anteros has a job he needs to do and it involves something like this. #i like to think on rare occasions he asks troy to do something w him for his hit jobs #this is getting away from me. anyway. #my art tag #santo ileso blues au tag #also in case you’re wondering anteros’ burn scars are covered w makeup and his shawl

[briarrolfe]

I read this aloud to Charlie and we both wondered whether or not anyone’s actually told Archer magazine that they don’t actually have to be a queer magazine.

It’s not like the community is forcing them to write about queer sex at gun point. But to be fair, if we were… they would probably publish more stories about queer sex…

#I’m thinking back to the time I pitched to them and only then realised… I’m too poor to write 800 words for $50 #I know they’re a small publication but $50… it’s just enough money to really rub in how much you’re not being paid for your time… #like that’s maybe half what a week’s groceries cost? #anyway all that to say. you get the content you pay for. if you wanna publish articles for $50 get ready for: oops all middle class writers #leafing through the queer magazine searching for the centrefold only to find a story about one person’s self care journey during lockdown #this is so funny it’s just. oh my god. they’re such a small mag I shouldn’t dunk on them but they’re all we have and it’s.

[lesbiansanemi]

I hate when I’ll be complaining about some stupid bullshit a coworker does to other coworkers and half the time their response is to lower their voice and go “well…. You know…. I’m pretty sure they’re… on the spectrum, you know?” And every time I have a split second when I have to consider saying “you know I’m autistic, right?” just to make them vaguely uncomfortable for a few minutes and actually think about what they’re implying but of course I do not do that because the gratification is not worth a large sect of shitty coworkers knowing that about me and then talking about me like that every time I do something vaguely annoying or dumb but man…. It does get tempting sometimes

#like idk!!! sometimes the coworkers in question DO display some common autistic traits #but that is NEVER what is being complained about (at least not by me) so WHY are we bringing it up like that el oh el #like when I say ‘yeah I don’t like this coworker because of the shitty fucking things she did to my friend’ #the response should not be ‘well I think she’s autistic isn’t that so funny she’s so obsessive about stuffed animals it’s annoying’ #shut up shut up SHUT UP AND DIE #I don’t CARE that they talk too loud I don’t CARE that they’re bad a social cues I don’t CARE that they do ‘weird things’ #and it’s so. HFDJSJKSKSKS AAAGGHHHHH #whether they’re autistic or not MAYBE that’s not what should be getting brought up during a conversation like that when it has NOTHING to do #with it #also maybe we shouldn’t be doing shit like whispering ‘on the spectrum’ like its some awful terrible thing #just thoughts idk #and the thing is too is that even if I told these ppl I was autistic #they would 100% be the types that are like ‘oh? but you don’t ACT autistic I don’t think you are’ #like actually I got very good at masking for these reasons thnx #also you think autism = Sheldon from the Big Bang theory and nothing else #but I already learned my lesson cuz I told a coworker that I wasn’t sure about exactly twice #one of them went ‘oh THATS why you’re so dumb and don’t realize when other ppl don’t like you and take advantage of you’ #and then the other one went on a mansplaining spiel about how me being autistic was why adhd meds didnt work on me?????? #so yeah. never doing that again. haha. hahahaha. hahahaha…… #this actually happened a few days ago but it’s been Bothering me so much #I hate my fucking job…. #kaz rambles

[little-pondhead]

I pity the souls who actually tries to read this madness. I’m sorry in advance.

#i just got carried away #:( #jazz fenton #why did she become queen regent before she was 18 even though Danny has to wait? #because I said so #I’ll come up with some technicality that has the observants banging their heads on their desks #maybe ghosts are differently #like animals #so you’re considered an adult ghost by age five #and even though jazz isn’t a ghost she is definitely over the age of five #Danny however has to suffer with the fact that he IS part ghost #and hasn’t been dead long enough to be considered an adult ghost #idk I’ll figure it out #word vomit #i went into great detail I apologize #i have a whole post about spectra I need to make actually #certain people inspired me and it’s funny as fuck #danny phantom #doodles from a pond #pondhead rambles

[ailani-reillata]

Ailani and Gregor are such good friends and I adore their relationship so much. I don’t talk about them often because he doesn’t participate in the larger missions I often discuss, but I just. I cannot wait to talk about them more.

#“We need to get a life.” “You first.” #“Maybe I’ve already lost my mind. Maybe everyone is just humoring me.” “Eh you’re not that funny.” #their interactions are so special to me #Both of them are like #Out of time #and friends #ailani réillata

[ippyhaj]

It’s daylight savings tonight? So I get an hour less to sleep, thanks timelords

#/s #shitpost #wait have I been tagging my posts as shitpost? #I might’ve forgotten one but oh well #Im trying to tag well but I feel so cringe #“my posts like girl shut up #not me being insecure about organising #it feels so vulnerable having other people see my organising tags #like noooo don’t look at me tagging something as funny #now you know I laughed and have emotions noooo #I am unfeeling #except I am actually a deeply feeling person #is that a flaw? maybe #depends who you ask #what does this have to do with daylight savings? #shhhh #the tags is me time #this is my free therapy #you’re just along for the ride #I love you though

[cowboycunt]

when will british people understand that making jokes about ‘taking back the colonies’ just aren’t funny. like okay yea im a white italian american so realistically i have really only benefitted from british imperialism but like okay so you make this joke, now tell me what do you think about native americans? what about indians or caribbean peoples or aboriginal australians or many of the other countless peoples your country has colonized? hm okay yes i thought so.

#this joke is just like such a dog whistle to me…… and so so so many people make it #like girlie all you’re doing is telling me your racist. no i don’t find that funny. #also it’s terribly unoriginal at this point anyways. like what next your gonna make a joke about school shootings? #sorry i really don’t find those funny either. #maybe try making a joke that doesn’t involve genocide or 7yr olds being shot and killed #fish.txt

[ziracona]

My friends & me talking abt Wednesday Adams ships

#Wednesday #Netflix Wednesday #Wednesday Adams #Winclair #Wyler #Indelible Mark #Death Kiss #idk what Bianca is as a ship #Wianca #right?? #Friendly Foil #maybe? #Tyler Galpin #Enid Sinclair #I don’t like hate people shipping Xavier or smth I mean I do NOt like him but in a funny dispassionate way #you do you if that’s your straight girl jam get it just is soooo funny to me every person I’ve watched it w so far & me has been like #‘if you’re saying I have favorites you’re wrong. I like all wednesday characters equally’ *earlier that day* ‘I don’t care for Xavier…’