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#Maxiel is still the best bromance for me
grandpermitsof82 · 18 days
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Les Mis / F1 Cross Head Cannons (I realised I have lots of thoughts and opinions actually that must be shared)
I do not think I have seen these two objects of my hyperfixation mixed before and I aim to rectify this error of our ways cause it could be so perfect.
To establish that there's still like the current teams on the grid, Javert and Val Jean would be team principles, so would Fantine (cause girl power!), M. Mabeuf and maybe like Tholomyes (we need a bad guy team principle it's only necessary to balance out the universe also he gives Christian Horner vibes). So like Javert team principle for Mercedes, he's sexy and serious just like Toto (we love you Toto), VJ is team principle at Ferrari cause like Montreuil-sur-Mer he's here to make Ferrari great again. We can give Tholoymes Red Bull, he started great and found out he's the worst. I would think that M. Mabeuf probs like vibes with Aston Martin, he is not similar to Stroll but I think the atmosphere of the team vibes with him. M. Myriel can have Alfa Romeo, cause it's like the sister team kind of to Ferrari and I think that's cute and he and VJ would totally like have zero drama with each other. And also, I would totally be able to see Javert beefing it out like Toto does with the "I have it printed out... you change your car" and is the cute little rule abider like we know he is.
Now to start with organising teams I would like to start that Combeferre would absolutely drive for Mercedes no questions asked the vibes are correct and will not take any other suggestions. I think Combeferre and Courfeyrac would be team merc, Combeferre would be more experienced of the two and Courfeyrac gives me Mick Schumacher vibes (golden retriever vibes big time). They would have minimal team drama but you would get the best like team promo's out of them (wait omg it's giving Nico and Lewis levels of bromance before the big split of 2016).
Enjolras would drive for Ferrari, he is the french equivalent of mr. il predestinato charles leclerc, also he just rocks red (he definitely is one of the rare few that one f3 and f2 rookie season and not to mention the scarily patriotic vibes of Ferrari and tifosi). Team mates with probs Feuilly, cause they get along super well and Feuilly would be scarily good and so they like push each other with a healthy amount of competition (they give Charles and Carlos vibes, well Feuilly would definitely be under-appreciated by fans like Carlos).
Redbull gets Grantaire and Eponine (can we pretend that there's actual real diversity and inclusion in the sport). They give the biggest Maxiel vibes (love each other with so much competition on the track), Grantaire and Eponine would absolutely crash other driver interviews (probs Grantaire to Enjolras for attention). Grantaire gives strong Daniel Ricciardo vibes, the grids biggest jokester (also I mean Dani Ric literally has his own wine company and he's aussie and we aussies can drink from sun up till sun down, and he loves vegas). The team dynamic would be what Dan/Max was with Grantaire being more experienced than Eponine however I believe she could absolutely dominate the grid like Max is doing with a good car.
Special mention of the Grantaire and Enjolras rivalry because this is crucial information. It's giving Charles and Max rivalry which existed since the beginning of time, "Just an inchident = do you permit it". Hate each other (or do they), crazy competitive (would totally have shunts that were like Lewis and Max in 2021 and would each get super angry). Grantaire would totally be like Daniel and shout Enjolras' name across the paddock during interviews and team debriefs. The slow pining/slow burn where they can eventually stand each other (it's definitely a different kind of tension wink wink).
For Aston Martin the drivers would be Bahorel and Marius. Marius has the quiet and nervous energy of Lance and also would probably definitely be a pay driver (more like a pay driver like Lando is but because he's quiet and fans love drama he would definitely be called out on his money situation) he get's better as the years go on. Bahorel would have the super aggressive driving style of like Fernando and also jokes around a shit ton, definitely with Grantaire during drivers meetings, all the time (he just fits the vibe of what Aston Martin is now a days), but he would absolutely be an experienced world champion winning driver (maybe have 1 or 2 under his belt).
The McLaren pair is Bossuet and Joly. Bossuet would be like Fernando Alonso, the guy has made some of the most unluckiest team switches in history and like joined Mclaren during a not so great stage and after Joly joined the team (Joly is giving if Oscar Piastri was a hypochondriac because yes Joly would be an incredibly talented driver just doesn't have much experience on the grid).
RB/Alpha Tauri (why the hell is it named Visa Cash App RB, I hate it), would have Cosette and Gavroche. It would be impossible to not compare Yuki and Gavroche, definitely thought that swear words were normal vocab in the english language, a feisty driver with buckets of talent. Cosette would definitely be like a sort of parental figure, has experience in the team and also has a firm driving style but not careless inexperience like Gavroche so she is definitely helping him improve. Cosette would sorta be like Sebastian Vettel (cause hell yeah power to women, we love women), the most caring and adoring soul who got over the super rebellious phase that won her multiple championships and definitely has something going on with Eponine in their history (Cosette would be a former Red Bull driver who stepped out and then back into the sport).
Musichetta and Jehan would be drivers for Williams. Musichetta would definitely be in the Mercedes pipeline and like a more friendly version of George Russell, she would absolutely love the memes and is seen in the Mclaren garage all the time just to stir up rumours of all kinds like a girlboss. Jehan is like Albon (animal farm back home included, all the animals), definitely would have come from Red Bull after being dropped by them because Red Bull team higher ups are idiots. He would totally be a really good driver and drag that tractor of a car with Musichetta and put Williams in a good position for the constructors. He would absolutely have been previous team mates with Grantaire at Toro Rosso.
Haas goes to Montparnasse, don't ask why that's just the way it goes also cause I feel like he would definitely have done some shady shit in the sport (crashgate, spygate) and while he is an incredible driver he is a bit too prickly for other team mates (and also Haas previously has partnered with some sketchy people but they are on the up and up now).
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saltyinternetflower · 2 years
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NO I wasn't prepared for this!!
The more I watch "Drive to Survive" (Yelp l can't stop), the less I trust it 🤐, but THE M0RE I fall in love with DANIEL RICCIARDO aka Danny Ric🙈😊.
That SPECIMEN has got a smile that can literally cure depression 😁😁 People who can smile like that arrest my heart instantly. And then I saw Danny said that Max Verstappen is NOT an undeserving champion, and I'm like...
*broooo I'll probably give my ex a second chance if Danny Ric tells me so!*
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That's why I'm kind of keeping my heart open to see Max for the way he actually is. He does seem like a cutthroat competitor on track, a reckless, young, arrogant, extremely talented but unpredictable individual, but there's definitely more to him! I can't bring myself to loath him after watching those Max & Ric videos.
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Feels like I'm still living in 2018, but is it too late to project a thought like these two need be teammates again? 😋 This has been a time of soul-bros reuniting (cough *NeyMessi* cough) but there's a great amount of bromance right there AND I WASN'T PREPARED TO FEEL THAT... NO WAYYY!
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I don't want to go down this rabbit hole, but these Maxiel stuff is killing me, send help 🥺 They even shared some weird @$$ "ki ki aye aye" Velociraptor language which literally makes zero fooking sense 😂😂😂.
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If someone had told me earlier there's a sport gayer than football (soccer), then I'd probably scoff at them 😏😏 THAT'S UNTIL I STARTED WATCHING F1 !!!😅
I want my mutuals here to tell me if I'm being an absolute idiot for feeling like this? Also, what would be some must watch videos of Lewis Hamilton (apart from his racing videos) because I can't wait to experience the best Lewis moments!
Am I Maxiel-ed? Is that even legal? I've no clueee...I wasn't even planning to like Verstappen but! Lololol help me out besties 🥰😍
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lewierre · 3 years
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What are the main ships (friendship or otherwise) in fe? Like the equivalent to maxiel or carlando sort of thing? New to fe and wanna be in the loop :)
btw thank you to eline for first helping me with this some time ago! @robinfrijns1 <3
bear in mind fe ships are just fun and games. the environment is so friendly and everyone is so close together!!!
basically the main most famous one is jeandré (jean eric vergne and andré lotterer) they were teammates for two years at techeetah in seasons 4 and 5
they made up their “ship” name and they’re still besties to this day! they’re honestly so open about being super friendly to the point people on here thought they were actually together (yes lauren i am looking at you) - well they did actually have a “there was only one bed” moment and shared it with the world so can’t blame anyone
they’re honestly the least no homo duo i have ever seen in motorsport and to quote jev, the key to a good bromance is “being good-looking and sexy people” LMAO
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then robin and antonio (gaydretti cause they were teammates in andretti - lmao still not over the name) aka robin has a huge crush on antonio - quote courtesy of sam bird
jack nicholls and sam bird made good fun of robin’s “crush” countless times on tony on a show they filmed last year called behind the visor (best content on youtube let’s be honest)
btw sam has shown signs of good old jealousy towards both ships and both jev and robin have been his teammates lmao
also honestly i would add mitch evans and alex lynn. the man is just a flirting mess, and his bestie def doesn’t shut up either <3
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