#Master Baggins

[trashanstuff]

Master Baggins how did you manage to hide from the elves in Rivendell for so long?

well-

Unexpected twist

#guys i swear this happened #nobody got suspicious #legolas #legolas greenleaf #bilbo baggins #master of disguise #the hobbit #the hobbit fanart #tauriel

[lucradiss]

"Between Thorin and the three wargs that were slowly stalking his way, who was angrier?

Those bright blue eyes seemed to glow like flames of their own as he dug his claws into the ground and then pushed himself to his feet. That glow between the scales of his throat becoming visible again as he let those wings of his, injured as they might have been from the scuffle, spread and make him as large and imposing as possible, another loud and menacing growl erupted and echoed from Thorin take made the ears of those wargs tip back with a whine. Bilbo’s own had dropped at the sound, as piercing as it was."

-@lordoftherazzles, Dragonhearted

AO3 IS BACK! I've been waiting to post this so that I could include the excerpt because this is one of my FAVORITE parts of Dragonhearted! Combat is so hard to write and Razzles does it beautifully. Beauty and the Beast AUs are so tricky to get right and honestly this is the best one I've read to date out of any fandom I've been in. So PLEASE make sure to give it and any other of Razzles' fics a read it will be so worth it I promise

#the hobbit #thilbo #bilbo baggins #thorin oakenshield #bilbo baggins fanart #bilbo fanart #lord of the rings #bagginshield #lordoftherazzles #Dragonhearted #fic fanart #thorin oakenshield fanart #thorin fanart #please read this fic #it's actually masterful

[ihobbit]

Thorin Oakenshield: I am so sorry... that I have lead you to such peril... 

Bilbo Baggins: No! I am glad to have shared in your perils, Thorin. Each and every one of them. 

- The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies. 

“But what can be done, the one who loves must share the fate of the one he loves.”

- Mikhail Bulgakov, The Master and Margarita. 

#hobbit #the hobbit #bilbo #bilbo baggins #bagginshield #thorin #ihobbit #thilbo #thorin oakenshield #love #botfa #bilbo x thorin #thorin x bilbo #mikhail bulgakov #the master and margarita

[gandalf-the-fool]

#the lord of the rings #the lord of the rings memes #lotr #lotr memes #gandalf #merry and pippin #denethor #faramir #gondor #gondor meme #gondor has no king gondor needs no king #can you sing master hobbit #denethor and pippin #gandalf and pippin #shadowfax #the fellowship of the ring #the two towers #the return of the king #denethor tomato #jrr tolkien #tolkien meme #middle earth #aragorn #boromir #boromir and faramir #helms deep #frodo baggins #sam gamgee #legolas #gimli

[nastiiuu]

A winter crush

#bilbo baggins #thorin oakenshield #bagginshield #the hobbit #lotr #my art #Bilbo weeks and months on the road: I have perfectly adapted to the dwarves look and winter troubles. I am sneaky i am a master of thief’s #thorin: holy shit holy shit holy shit HOLY SHIT-

[greeneyed-thestral]

#THE TENSION my god #i guess we are back to master baggins when we're not alone #bilbo 'i really cannot function when he gets so close fuck me' baggins #the hobbit #hobbit #bilbo #bilbo baggins #thorin #thorin oakenshield #bilbo/thorin #thorin/bilbo #bilbo x thorin #thorin x bilbo #bagginshield #martin freeman #richard armitage #the battle of the five armies #battle of the five armies #botfa

[flytomy134340]

I'm 100% convinced that if Bilbo had given Thorin one (1) hug during his battle with dragon sickness Thorin would have been cured

#thorin is touch starved #plz he genuinely looked so happy when he had physical contact with anybody #a hug from the master burglar would have solved all the problems #thorin #thorin oakenshield #bilbo #bilbo baggins #thorin x bilbo #THEY WERE IN LOVE #bagginshield #bagginshield headcanon #the hobbit #bagginshield brainrot #laika rants

[fistfuloflightning]

Cold be hand and heart and bone and cold be sleep under stone: never more to wake on stony bed, never, till the Sun fails and the Moon is dead.

—Fog on the Barrow-Downs

Another challenging prompt, this time from @for-the-writing-artist! (some inspo came from the Niki Sanders Theme, just the right amount of creepy)

#lotr #art prompt #barrow wights #frodo baggins #tolkien art #my art #I think allowing me to read master snickup’s cloak when I was a small child was not the best idea my parents had lol #something about a “children’s” book abt the black plague kinda leaves a lasting impression #I was imagining brian froud’s freakish skeletons when I read lotr for the first time and this scene in particular

[frodobagginsfluffyhair]

omg guys look at what i made

#master are you ok? said sam at a totally not ok hobbit #don’t mind the sauron one he’s just lookin #sam x frodo #frodo baggins #lotr frodo #lotr samwise #lotr funny #lotr #samwise gamgee

[almostlookedhuman]

#universes beyond #mtg #lotr #elrond #master of healing #arda #frodo baggins #w. li

[thotinshield]

i do not think any love story will match bilbo and thorin's for me

#bagginshield #danny shut your mouth #randomly thinking about the way thorin says master baggins

[saveferris]

she lob on my lair (before + after web)

#lord of the rings #lotr #shelob #samwise gamgee #frodo baggins #the two towers #ard fard #the choices of master samwise is probably my favorite chapter of all them books its so crazy and captivating #i love a spider

[ultimate-sword-showdown]

Round 4, Match 4: Sting vs. Master Sword

Sting

From: Lord of the Rings

Wielder: Bilbo and Frodo Baggins

Sting is an elvish dagger that happens to make a perfect sword for a hobbit. Like all elvish weapons, it glows blue when orcs are near. Bilbo used it to fend off giant spiders, and passed it onto Frodo, who also used it to intimidate Gollum.

Master Sword

From: The Legend of Zelda

Wielder: Link

Forged by the Goddess Hylia, the Master Sword is a legendary sword that Link uses to defeat Ganon in nearly every Zelda game. Only a wielder that is “pure of heart and strong of body” may use the sword. It has the power to vanquish evil, can destroy magical barriers and break curses made of strong dark magic, and can unleash powerful Skyward Strikes by channeling heavenly energy.

#sword showdown #sword showdown polls #lord of the rings #lotr sting #bilbo baggins #frodo baggins #the legend of zelda #legend of zelda #zelda #loz link #master sword

[fuckyeahelijahwoodfan]

Posted on you tube by camsilas

She got to meet all four hobbits and her interactions with Billy boyd are hilarious.

Here she is meeting Elijah and Sean

#elijah wood #sean astin #master frodo #frodo and sam #frodo baggins #samwise gamgee #lotr #lord of the rings #video 2023 #atlconvention2023 #hobbits of the shire

[deer-with-a-stick]

Wildest shit happens in D&D man.

Alright, story time.

There was a D&D night for fun and to introduce newbies to the game. I ended up with a slightly more experienced group but they took pre-made auto-generated character sheets.

We ended up with Normal Human Artificer whose part of a guild (I ended up tying the backstory to the illegal Artificer Cult), a Centaur Hermit who is afraid of civilization, an Orc Fighter who hates civilization, and a Half-Orc Barbarian raised by wolves and who has an alcohol addiction.

The oneshot happens in Waterdeep, the fucking New York City of the Forgotten Realms. They go to a bakery to try and find clues as to where this important guy (the Beggar King) is. First thing that happens is the Barbarian gets up onto two feet and fucking spartan-kicks the door open. They kill one ghoul (Barbarian gets half their face bitten off, retaliates with a Nat 20 bite, and rips the ghoul’s throat out). Then the centaur picks up the second and ends up fucking adopting it and getting it addicted to Raspberry Danishes instead of cow blood and humanoid flesh.

Then they get ambushed by the BBEG’s men. Ghoul flies at the leader, and with another Nat 20 because my metal dice loves combat, rips the guy’s head off. Fighter splits another guard in half with ANOTHER Nat 20 (the dice aren’t weighed, we just ended up being D&D Game Georg. Our Barbarian actually couldn’t stop rolling twos earlier and during the ghoul combat, the ghoul that got adopted ended up rolling three Nat 1s in a row). The centaur tries to pick up a third guy only to get shield bashed in the head. Third guy gets his neck snapped because the Neutral Evil Orc Fighter jumped on his neck. The party proceeds to traumatize the last guard there for several rounds by shooting arrows at him (and missing) as well as hurling a fucking Great-axe at him (courtesy of the Barbarian, who also missed). He tries to climb over the roof, fails Acrobatics, falls to the ground where the Fighter proceeds to shield bash HIM, shattering the guy’s jaw, and the Barbarian ground-pounds his diaphragm, killing the poor guy. Throughout this whole thing, the Artificer is just standing there with his bow and five Cherry Danishes in his hands (since he wants to try and train the ghoul to attack people).

They make their way to the BBEG’s ship, and somehow, despite the highest Charisma score there being fucking TWELVE, convince the guy guarding the gangplank that the party + ghoul are the Orc’s pets. Artificer finds who fucking pistols and the Centaur somehow manages to climb up to the crow’s nest using the fucking ROPE RIGGING. I made the mistake of saying that there was a barrel of rum, and the Barbarian strapped the >400 pound barrel to their back. Somehow, they make their way to the brig and talk their way past the guards (genuinely don’t know how they managed to pass so many Charisma checks). They convince the guards to close the door because “uh... the rum is for interrogation techniques? it might get loud.” Then the artificer gets like an 18 for performance and just starts screaming from behind the door and the guards run away (despite the Barbarian getting a Nat 1 Stealth to try and pour the rum out of the barrel). They fucking shove the prisoner, the Beggar King they’re supposed to rescue, into the fucking barrel Bilbo Baggins style, and with more charisma checks (Nat 1 from the Orc to convince the gangplank guard that the barrel was another pet but a 19 from the Artificer claiming orders from the Captain to transport materials) they fucking left with the Beggar King passed out in a fucking barrel.

Like, they skipped the boss fight, they skipped every possible fight in the ship, half fought the first one because a ghoul got fucking ADOPTED and I-

This was so fucking fun. Play D&D yall. You might meet some of the greatest people in the world and form the greatest memories in your life.

#dnd #d&d #dungeons and dragons #dnd 5e #dnd 5e oneshot #oneshot #The Dragon Friends #that's the campaign world we did the oneshot in #it was called #the Gribbits Detective Agency #or some shit #dungeon master #dnd shitpost #wild fucking ride #i love my party #my voice is hoarse from laughing so fucking much #hopefully this gets memed #bilbo baggins #love that funky little man #i made gollum references too #huh #i should probably mention that the barbarian was just #crawling around on the floor #nearly the entire campaign #75% of the party was entirely fucking feral #in the biggest city in the world #i love this game so much #one of my other friends tried it out and has reignited their love for the game #poor experiences with a past party oof #but hey they had an amazing time this game

[greeneyed-thestral]

«Have you forgotten? A strain of madness runs deep in that family. His grandfather lost his mind, his father succumbed to the same sickness.

Can you swear Thorin Oakenshield will not also fall?»

#oh dear - thorin is behind me OH MY - he's getting closer #ok what elrond is saying is not nice but don't panic #show thorin that rumors do not scare you #thorin looks so worried and sad like what is master baggins going to think of me #the hobbit #hobbit #an unexpected journey #auj #deleted scene #bilbo #bilbo baggins #thorin #thorin oakenshield #bilbo/thorin #thorin/bilbo #bilbo x thorin #thorin x bilbo #bagginshield #martin freeman #richard armitage