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House of The Dragon/Game of Thrones

Rhaenyra Targaryen

I Wanna Ruin Our Friendship

Alicent Hightower

The Queen's Secret **

Daemon Targaryen

Moon of my life **

Dragon Riders

Ser Harwin Strong

Coming Soon

Ser Criston Cole

I'll Gladly Be Your Whore **

Aegon Targaryen II

Bath Time

He May Be A Beast Or A Troll

Helaena Targaryen

My Sweet Helaena**

Aemond Targaryen

Little Dove **

Jacerys Velaryon

Remember Me

Christmas Cookies - Modern AU

Go Get'em Tiger

Multiple Characters

Dead Girl Walking

Decorating The Christmas Tree - Modern AU

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Survive - Zombie Apocalypse and Modern AU

Marvel - Cinematic and Sonyverse

Moon Knight

Moon Boys Go To Knotts

Rise Once More

Doppelganger

Traditions

Down Bad For Teacher **

The System As College Professors

Sour

Kpop Groups I Think The Moon Boys Would Be Into

Who The Hell Is Moon Knight

Pegging The Moon Knight System**

Jack Russell

Dia De Los Muertos

Champurrado Kisses In the Moonlight

Sorry I Couldn't Save You

Sex Pollen**

Bucky Barnes

A Love Through The Ages

Dancing In The Moonlight

Don't Ever Call Me Doll

With You Til The End Of The Line

Steve Rogers

Travelin' Soldier

One Last Dance

NSFW Alphabet**

Wanda Maximoff

Valentines Day

Moonlight Sunrise

Pietro Maximoff

Angel

Stephan Strange

Anal Play**

Fate

Tony Stark

The One That Got Away

Clint Barton

Marry Me

Peter Parker

Petals and Bullets(TASM)

Always Second Best(TASM)

Full Moon(MSM) Werewolf AU

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Happy Birthday - Various Avengers

How They Are One Your Period** - MoonKnight and Jack Russell

What I Think My Favorite Characters Smell Like - Moon Knight and Jack Russell

Werewolves and Moon Knights and Magic! Oh My!** Jack Russell and Moon Knight

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Blinding Light** (Hiatus) - Avengers

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The Sun Will Shine On Us Again Pt 2(Hiatus) - Various Avengers

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Stranger Things

Robin Buckley

The Siren And The Fairy**

Stuck

Steve Harrington

Amnesia

First Snow Day

Eddie Munson

Oopsie Daisy

Feeding Time

Christmas Movies

After Concert Treat**

Nancy Wheeler

Coming soon

Jonathan Byers

Breathe Play**

Argyle

Coming soon

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What I Think My Favorite Characters Smell Like - Eddie Munson and Steve Harrington

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Star Wars - OG!Trilogy, Prequels, Sequels, and Shows

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Anakin Skywalker

In Another Life

Luke Skywalker

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Din Djarin

Forever and Always

Poe Dameron

Hey There Fly Boy

Slashers

House Of Wax

Relaxation

Saviors

Halloween OG and RZ

The Boy

Save Me

Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Showing The Hewitts How To Season Their Food

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Suckin Off The Slashers**

What I Think My Favorite Characters Smell Like - Sinclair Brothers and Thomas Hewitt

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Triple Frontier

Santiago 'Pope' Garcia

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Frankie 'Catfish' Morales

Belly Lift

Will 'Ironhead' Miller

Coming soon

Ben 'Benny' Miller

Coming soon

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No One Gets Left Behind Or Forgotten

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The Last Of Us

Clementine

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COMING SOON

COD: Modern Warfare II

König

Silly little Thoughts

Simon 'Ghost' Reily

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John 'Soap' Mactavish

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massivetyrantduck · 2 years

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incorrect quotes because i need steph and bernard to be best friends

Bernard: Pros and cons of dating me. Bernard: Pros. You'll be the cute one. Bernard: Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin-

Bernard: I saw you fall, saw the sinners lay on your corpses... Stephanie: Hey, what’s up with Bernard? Bernard: I created you, made the pieces perfect, others marveled at your beauty… their gazes may have held envy, though, for none are perfect but you. I was only looking away for a moment, but you were gone. I had failed you. And I fell into despair. The only way to save myself was to create, but I knew… this time I knew I was only making you to die. And I apologize. For I will undoubtedly fail you again. For a short time, there will be peace and beauty, but none in the face of us shall lay undisturbed. The greatest have fallen, and will continue to fall, and I weep for you for being born unto this place, where brother eats brother, and the undeserving rise to fame. Those that have gone against you know they’ve wronged you, and they will stand before the creator, knowing they have sinned. Do not worry, little ones, you will be avenged. Tim: ...They made some rock towers and went somewhere else for twenty minutes and when they came back the rock towers were destroyed and people were sitting where the towers once were, so they were sad and made more rock towers. Tim, to Bernard: Hey, who even is the creator? I thought you were an atheist! Bernard: SHUT THE HELL UP, TIM! I’M TRYING TO BE DRAMATIC AND MYSTERIOUS!

Tim: Caffeine no longer keeps me awake while I work, so instead I have Bernard periodically send me texts saying ‘we need to talk.’ Tim: It gives me the right amount of adrenaline and fear I need to keep going.

Tim to Stephanie: Me? I'm the bee knees, but, you? You're just... Bernard: Cockroach ankles! Tim: Ye- uh, what?

Stephanie: Hey, Tim, are you free on Friday? Like around eight? Tim: Yeah. Stephanie: And you, Bernard? Bernard: Umm... yes? Stephanie: Great! Because I'm not. You two go out without me. Enjoy your date! Bernard: Did they just-

Steph: Two years ago, I married my best friend. Steph: Tim is still mad about it, but me and Bernard were drunk and thought it was funny.

Bernard: Guess what number I’m thinking of. Stephanie: 420? Bernard: No, that’s really immature of you. Someone else guess, and please take this seriously. Tim: 69. Bernard: Yeah it was 69.

Bernard: How do you do that? Stephanie: I'm fearless. Tim: I saw you run from bees yesterday. You flailed around and tripped over a chair. It was both hysterical and sad. Stephanie: I'm mostly fearless.

*Bernard is telling a story* Tim: Wow, Bernard, this story has everything! Action! Adventure! Romance! Stephanie: Romance? Tim: I have a crush on them.

Stephanie: Why is Bernard crying? Tim: They saw a leaf on the sidewalk and- Bernard: IT LOOKED SO CRUNCHY! Stephanie: Please don’t say what I think you’re gonna say- Bernard: AND WHEN I STEPPED ON IT THERE WAS NO CRUNCH! Stephanie: NO, NOT THAT!

Bernard: How did you even get in here? Stephanie: Tim's window! Or, as I like to call it, "Stephanie's door"! Tim: I’m closing the window.

Stephanie: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life. Tim: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind? Stephanie: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die. Bernard: Edible.

Stephanie: Did you take out Bernard as I requested? Tim: Bernard has been taken out, yes. Stephanie: You have my grat- Tim: It was a great restaurant. Tim: We had a romantic candlelit dinner. Tim: Bernard proposed afterwards- we’re filing the wedding papers.

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nobody-expects-the-inquisitorius · 2 years

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Incorrect quotes, part I-don't-even-know-at-this-point

Fifth: You know, Seventh, when you generalize, you tell general… lies. Seventh: … Seventh: Are you trying to teach me moral lessons through puns.

Eighth: *fast-forwards all the way through the movie* The Grand Inquisitor: You can't just skip to the happy ending! Eighth: I don't have time for their problems.

The Grand Inquisitor: raises eyebrows Shiri: Put those back down!

The Grand Inquisitor: I personally don't think it's possible to come up with a crazier plan. Seventh: We could attack them with hummus. The Grand Inquisitor: I stand corrected. Seventh: Just keeping things in perspective.

The Grand Inquisitor: *yawns* Shiri: Yeah, being that pretty must be tiring. The Grand Inquisitor: Then you must be exhuasted. Eighth: Will you two shut up? Some of us are lonely.

Shiri, in the hospital: Will you visit me when I get out? Seventh: Lol nah, I hate graveyards.

Fifth: Do you think I'm plastic? Reva: No. Fifth: Phew. Oka- Reva: Plastic, at least, has some use in life. You're not plastic.

Eighth: If I can't cause tiny bits of chaos every day, I think my body will shut down.

The Grand Inquisitor: We’ll find another route, it’s not safe for amateur adventurers. Eighth: That sounds like a challenge. The Grand Inquisitor: I have to stress, that is not a challenge. Eighth: …Is exactly what you say to dissuade the weak of heart from accepting the challenge. Well, challenge accepted! The Grand Inquisitor: There is no challenge!

Seventh: You know, studies show that keeping a ladder in the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun. Seventh: That's why I own TEN guns. Seventh: Just in case some maniac tries to sneak in with a ladder.

Seventh: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that? Shiri: Yours! Seventh: That's right: no one's.

Seventh: Thanks for not telling The Grand Inquisitor what happened. Shiri, dumbfounded: I wouldn’t even know where to begin trying to explain this.

Reva: I saw you fall, saw the sinners lay on your corpses... The Grand Inquisitor: Hey, what’s up with Reva? Reva: I created you, made the pieces perfect, others marveled at your beauty… their gazes may have held envy, though, for none are perfect but you. I was only looking away for a moment, but you were gone. I had failed you. And I fell into despair. The only way to save myself was to create, but I knew… this time I knew I was only making you to die. And I apologize. For I will undoubtedly fail you again. For a short time, there will be peace and beauty, but none in the face of us shall lay undisturbed. The greatest have fallen, and will continue to fall, and I weep for you for being born unto this place, where brother eats brother, and the undeserving rise to fame. Those that have gone against you know they’ve wronged you, and they will stand before the creator, knowing they have sinned. Do not worry, little ones, you will be avenged. Fifth: ...She made some rock towers and went somewhere else for twenty minutes and when she came back the rock towers were destroyed and people were sitting where the towers once were, so she was sad and made more rock towers. Fifth, to Reva: Hey, who even is the creator? I thought you were an atheist! Reva: SHUT THE HELL UP, FIFTH! I’M TRYING TO BE DRAMATIC AND MYSTERIOUS!

Shiri: Everyone synchronise your watches. Fifth: I don't know how to do that. Reva: I don't wear a watch. Eighth: Time is a construct.

Seventh: Do you want some tea? Reva: What are the options? Seventh: Yes or no.

*Something crashes* Reva: Shoot- Fifth: *running into the room in a panic* WHAT FELL?! The Grand Inquisitor: *walking by the room calmly* What died?

Shiri, spraying a melted cutting board with a tiny water gun: We gotta cool this bitch down. Cool it down. Seventh: I actually just put the cutting board in the oven... The Grand Inquisitor, visibly confused: Okay, so she decided to put the cutting board in the oven? Shiri, spraying Seventh: You FUCKING DUMBASS! Seventh: Dude, I forgot- Shiri: OH MY FUCKING GOD! We're trying to make Chicken Alfredo right now, and you fucking MELT the cutting board in the oven at 400 DEGREES FAHRENHEIT!? Eighth: *Watching in complete confusion while trying to process this whole situation*

Seventh: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon. Shiri: Spear. Seventh: BLOCKED.

Fifth: I know one person who finds me funny! Shiri: Okay, who?... and you can't say yourself! Fifth: Okay then I'm out.

Fifth: Grand Inquisitor, you need to react when people cry! The Grand Inquisitor: I did. I rolled my eyes.

Reva: Hey, do you know the password to Fifth’s computer? Seventh: Fuck you, Reva. Reva: Hey!! Seventh: No, you misunderstood, the password is "fuckyouReva". Reva: Oh, no numbers? Not very safe.

Seventh: FIGHT ME, YOU NERD ASS SLUT! The Grand Inquisitor: At least try to sound slightly more sophisticated when you threaten someone. Seventh: Oh, I'm sorry. I should ask; dost thou want to engage in a duel, my good bitch? The Grand Inquisitor: Somehow that's worse.

Shiri: *running towards Fifth with open arms* Fifth: *moves out of the way* Shiri: Hey, why'd you move?! Fifth: I thought you were going to attack me. Shiri: I was going to hug you! Fifth: Why would you hug me? Shiri: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?

Shiri: Where are my fucking keys? Fifth: Grand Inquisitor, Reva is around, can you say it a little nicer? Shiri: May I ascertain the whereabouts of my FUCKING KEYS?!

Seventh: Avenge my death. Shiri: You’re not dying, Seventh. Seventh: AVENGE ME!

Shiri: Hey y'all. So, I know I’m the new guy here, but I think I can speak for everyone when I say… I don’t know what the fuck is going on. Everyone: Agreed.

Fifth: On the count of three, what’s your favorite cake? Fifth & Seventh: One, two, three- Fifth & Seventh: Chocolate cake, peanutbutter frosting, and chocolate chunks! Eighth: Our turn, Reva! One, two, three- Eighth: Vanilla! Reva: I’ve never had cake before. What is cake?

The Grand Inquisitor: Some people are like slinkies. Shiri: What? The Grand Inquisitor: Not really good for much but bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs. Shiri: Shiri: Please don't push Eighth down the stairs. The Grand Inquisitor, pushing Eighth down the stairs: Too late.

Fifth: Why would you do that? Reva: Because I feel guilty. Seventh: Guilt is a trick emotion. It’s put there by your parents to stop you from doing things that feel good.

Eighth: What is your favourite mythical story? The Grand Inquisitor: The Story Of My Will To Live. Eighth: I don’t think I’ve heard of that one before.

Seventh, taping a knife to a roomba and setting it loose: Be free, my child. Reva, entering the room with a cut on her ankle: Who the FUCK-

Fifth, texting The Grand Inquisitor: *sends a voice message* The Grand Inquisitor, texting back: I’m a little busy, is it urgent? Fifth: No, don’t worry, just listen later. *later* The Grand Inquisitor: *presses play* Fifth's voice message: THERE’S A FIRE-

Eighth: I am an expert at identifying birds. The Grand Inquisitor: Okay, what about those ones flying over there? Eighth: Yeah, they're all birds.

Shiri: I mean. Reva's just standing there now. Shiri: Waiting for me, I guess. Shiri: But it's okay, I think she’s pretty much settled down. Seventh: Settled down? Shiri: Well, she only stabbed me once.

Shiri: .. .----. -- / … --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I’M SORRY] Eighth: What's that? Shiri: Remorse code. Eighth: I'm even angrier now.

Fifth: Welcome, fellow idiots Shiri: Hello, Fifth Fifth: No, no, not you, you're not an idiot Shiri: You underestimate me

Seventh: Why is Fifth crying? Eighth: He saw a leaf on the sidewalk and- Fifth: IT LOOKED SO CRUNCHY! Seventh: Please don’t say what I think you’re gonna say- Fifth: AND WHEN I STEPPED ON IT THERE WAS NO CRUNCH! Seventh: NO, NOT THAT!

The Grand Inquisitor: Hello, my name is Failure, and you're watching my life crumble into pieces. The Grand Inquisitor: *waves his finger and sings like he’s in a Disney Channel intro*

Shiri, rushing into the room: It’s terrible, just terrible! I am so upset! Seventh: Shiri, honey, sit down! Sweetheart, tell us all about it. Eighth, would you get Shiri some water? Eighth: What is she gonna do with water? Has water ever made you feel better when you were upset? Have you ever heard anyone say, “Thank God, the water’s here!”?

Eighth: I feel like Shiri is looking down on me. Reva: That’s because she’s on the counter and you’re short.

Fifth: *texting* Hey can you pick me up I’m drunk. Fifth: Oh you don't have to anymore. I'm home now. Shiri: Yes, I'm aware of that after dropping you off at home.

Reva: Hopefully Shiri has learned a lesson about respecting other people's feelings. Shiri: Oh, shut up and die Reva.

Eighth: Maybe the real monster was the friends we both literally and figuratively murdered along the way.

Fifth: I told Eighth that his ears turn red when he lies. Shiri: Do they? Fifth: No. Shiri: Then why did you tell him that? Fifth: Because I can do this. Fifth: Hey Eighth! Do you love us? Eighth, with his hands over his ears: No.

Fifth: Eighth, can you help me? All of my clothes keep disappearing for some reason. Eighth, wearing a hoodie that's 5 times bigger than his size: Spooky.

Fifth: I got us matching friendship bracelets, and you say I don't care about our relationship. Seventh: These are handcuffs. Fifth: Yeah, 'cause we're partners in crime!

Seventh: Hey, can you do me a favor? The Grand Inquisitor: Sorry, I have to go do literally anything other than this. Seventh: You don’t even have a legitimate reason? The Grand Inquisitor: Oh, no, I do. Seventh: Well, what is it? The Grand Inquisitor: You see, I simply don’t give a fuck.

Seventh, to The Grand Inquisitor: You know, Reva can be really aggressive, so it's important to take all the necessary precautions when approaching. Seventh: *blows airhorn at Reva* GET FUCKED!

Shiri: When Seventh was born, the gods said, "She's too perfect for this world." Reva: Please. When she was born, the devil said, "Oh, competition."

Fifth: What happened to your nose? Shiri: I used it to break some guy's fist.

Shiri: I'm bored, any suggestions? Reva: Sleeping is nice. Shiri: I acknowledge your suggestion, and I’m deciding to ignore it.

Shiri: *sneaking in through her window* Fifth: *turning in his chair and flicking the light on* You want to tell me where you've been all night? Shiri: I was with The Grand Inquisitor? The Grand Inquisitor: *turning in his chair* Wanna try again?

Fifth, reading a recipe: Beat three eggs? The Grand Inquisitor: It means like in hand-to-hand combat. Fifth: Ohhhh- Shiri: Both of you get out of this kitchen.

Shiri: Oh, so when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, its “intelligent” and “really cool”. Shiri: But when I do it, I’m “petty” and “need to let it go”.

The Grand Inquisitor: I'm not mean. Name one mean thing I’ve ever done. Shiri: When we were younger, you convinced me eggs weren't real. The Grand Inquisitor: They're not. Shiri: Haha, very funny. The Grand Inquisitor: I'm serious. Didn't you hear? Shiri: No... what happened? The Grand Inquisitor: ...Why would you fall for this again-

Seventh: Who the fuck- Fifth: Language! Seventh: Whom the fuck- Fifth: No.

Shiri: *Kicks the door open, looking panicked* The Grand Inquisitor: What did you do?! Shiri: NOBODY DIED! The Grand Inquisitor: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

The Grand Inquisitor: There are three ways to handle a difficult situation. The right way, the wrong way, and the Seventh way. Shiri: Isn't that the wrong way? The Grand Inquisitor: Yes, but it's faster.

Eighth: Would you take a bullet for me? Shiri: ...yes? *Reva angrily bursts into the room* Eighth: *running away* Great, thanks!

Eighth: Hey, no, you stay out of this, this is between me and The Grand Inquisitor! Seventh: So The Grand Inquisitor knows about this? Eighth, walking away: No, this is between me and me!

Eighth: Why is it that I always lose things as soon as I need them? Fifth: Actually, it's not that you lose things when you need them. You lose them a while before. It's just that you LOOK for things when you need them. Eighth: Okay yeah thanks Fifth, that's great but WHERE'S THE FUCKING FIRST AID KIT?

*Reva is speaking on the phone* Reva: Yeah, I'm with The Grand Inquisitor. The Grand Inquisitor: I’m fucking dying- Reva: Yep, he’s okay. The Grand Inquisitor: I have a knife in my chest! Reva: No, he can't talk right now. He’s sleeping, sorry. The Grand Inquisitor: I’M BLEEDING OUT-

Eighth, trying his first ever cup of coffee: I am ENERGY! Shiri, an avid coffee drinker, on her twelfth cup of the day: Someone slap me awake or I am literally going to fall into a coma in ten seconds.

Reva: Guess what I'm about to get! The Grand Inquisitor: On my nerves.

Fifth: Eighth has no survival skills, his need to win has replaced them. Reva: That can't be true! Fifth: Watch this. Fifth: Hey Eighth, race you to the bottom of the stairs! Eighth: *Throws himself out a window*

Shiri: How do you do that? Eighth: I'm fearless. The Grand Inquisitor: I saw you run from bees yesterday. You flailed around and tripped over a chair. It was both hysterical and sad. Eighth: I'm mostly fearless.

Reva: I apologize for saying 'fuck' in front of Fifth. The Grand Inquisitor: You just said it again. Fifth: Reva: I am not a role model.

Seventh: It’s impossible to make a sentence without using the letter a. The Grand Inquisitor: Despite your thinking, it is quite possible, yet difficult, to form one without the specific letter. Here’s one more to further disprove your theory. Shiri: Fuck you.

Shiri: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life. Reva: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind? Shiri: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die. Seventh: Edible.

Seventh: Someone’s trying to break in. Call the cops! Eighth: *loads shotgun* I got this. Seventh: Last week you fell up the stairs, what do you mean-

Shiri: How do tall people people possibly sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you? The Grand Inquisitor: Shiri, it's four o'clock in the morning. Shiri: So, you can't sleep, huh? Is it because of the blanket?

Seventh: Sometimes I like to place my hands on someone’s cheeks, look into their eyes... Seventh: ...And violently jerk their head until it snaps. Eighth: ...That took an unexpected turn. Shiri: So did their neck.

Seventh: Am I right, Grand Inquisitor? The Grand Inquisitor: I’m almost certain you’re not, but to be fair, I wasn’t listening.

Shiri: I’m sorry, I really flew off the handle back there. It was like the handle was a bald guy going really fast, and I was his toupée.

The Grand Inquisitor: Shiri, get that hidious thing out of the living room, would you? Shiri: Reva, The Grand Inquisitor wants you to get out of the house.

Fifth: You think you're smarter than everyone else. The Grand Inquisitor: I don't think I'm smarter than everyone else. I know I am.

Fifth: Oh, fiddlesticks. Reva: Look, I understand this is a tense situation, but let's watch the fucking language.

Seventh: When life gives you lemons, what do you do? Eighth: Make lemonade! Seventh: No, throw them back up in the sky and make life deal with it’s own shit.

Eighth: Onion rings are vegetable donuts. The Grand Inquisitor, used to Eighth being dumb: Sure... Eighth: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed. The Grand Inquisitor: Okay? Eighth: Lasagna is spaghetti flavored cake. The Grand Inquisitor: Eighth: Lobsters are mermaid scorpio- The Grand Inquisitor: Jesus, that one is a little- Fifth, interested: No, no, Eighth, keep going.

Eighth: This was almost a great idea. Reva: You just described 90% of our stuff.

Seventh: Those darn tall old people. Reva: Darn em' indeed. The Grand Inquisitor: Don't worry, they'll be gone soon enough. Eighth: *sharpening knife* Yes. Dead. The Squad: Eighth: Hahaha. Eighth: ...Is this self-destructive behaviour?

Seventh: Everything will be ok. You can not stop it. Seventh: Everything will be fine. You have no choice. Eighth: What the fuck kind of pep talk is that? Seventh: Ominous positivity.

Reva, smugly, after security arrives to escort Eighth and Seventh out: So, do you wanna walk out of here or do you wanna be carried out? Eighth, in defeat: Let’s go. Seventh: Wait. Eighth: What? Seventh: I’d kinda like to be carried out...

Eighth: I know we’re not exactly friends, but- The Grand Inquisitor: What do you want? Eighth: I've been stuck with Seventh for 2 weeks and she's been drinking all the soy sauce. Eighth: Help.

The Grand Inquisitor: Who knew getting in trouble would be so impossible? Fifth: I gotta give you credit, Shiri. You make it look easy. Shiri: Years of practice.

Fifth: I think Eighth is in trouble. The Grand Inquisitor: Alright. Struggling to give a fuck, if I’m honest.

Shiri: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on in here?! Fifth: It's kind of complicated, but Seventh- Shiri: Got it. Forget I asked.

Seventh: Fifth annoyed me today so I told him that I can’t wait to see what he has planned for our special day tomorrow. Shiri: There is nothing special about tomorrow. Seventh: But there is something special about watching the color leave his face as panic takes over.

Reva: Who wants to make fifty bucks? Fifth: How? Reva: I need someone to take the fall. Fifth: What did you do? Reva: I can't tell you. Yes or no, no questions asked. Eighth, from the other room: Oh my god. Reva: ... Eighth: OH MY GOD! Fifth: Make it a hundred. Reva: Deal.

The Grand Inquisitor: Reva won’t wake up, what do I do? Seventh: Did you try kicking her? The Grand Inquisitor: Yes. Seventh: I’m out of ideas.

The Grand Inquisitor: Okay, can we all stop saying stupid shit for a moment, please?! Eighth: Alright. Reva: Hey, I- The Grand Inquisitor: SHUT UP! Reva: I HAVEN'T EVEN FINISHED MY SENTENCE!! Eighth: It was bound to be stupid.

Reva: You are irrationally angry 365 days a year. Fifth: Well, that’s just your personal opinion, I don’t have anger issues. Do you guys think I have anger issues? Eighth: Well, I wouldn’t really call it an issue. An issue is something you can fix.

Eighth: If I die, my funeral will be the biggest party ever and you're all invited. Seventh: "If" Shiri: Great, the only party I'm ever invited to and he might not even die.

*Eighth rushes by with an armful of water bottles* Seventh: What's going on? Shiri: Eighth wouldn't drink water. Seventh: ...And? Shiri: And I asked him how fast he could chug an entire bottle. Eighth, loudly: 16 OUNCES IN TEN SECONDS, BITCHES!

Fifth: What are you writing? Seventh: The government wants to know what kind of weapons we have in the house. I'm letting them know it's private information. The Grand Inquisitor, looking over Seventh's shoulder: This just says 'fuck around and find out' in calligraphy.

#incorrect quotes #inquisitorius #grand inquisitor #oc ramblings #shiri stuff

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