average malcolm in the middle episode. malcolm wants to impress a cute girl but gets too in his own head and self-sabotages. dewey does something zany and adorable, which no one appreciates. reese kills a blind old lady with hammers. halfway across the country, francis is put in a genuinely terrifying situation (played for laughs). lois has a conniption because someone mixed the spoons with the knives in the cutlery drawer and also poured biohazardous waste into her bed. hal experiences psychosis.
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🚨KNOW YOUR MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE CRYPTIDS🚨
BUCKET MAN - 300 POINTS - DOCILE IN NATURE BUT EASILY STARTLED. GREAT FOR BEGINNERS!
CAKE CATCHER - 800 POINTS - INCREDIBLY AGILE, MAKES A GREAT HUNTING COMPANION. HAS THE “PICKUP” ABILITY.
FALSE DEWEY - 1,000,000 POINTS - DO NOT ENGAGE THE FALSE DEWEY UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES. FOR PROFESSIONAL HUNTERS ONLY.
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this is what i imagine every beastie boys photo looks like to those who are not familiar with them
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