#Mafia Gardens

[biteofcherry]

Quick musing round! How do they like receiving/giving oral with alpha!Ari, mafia!Steve and Dom!Andy?

oh boy 😳 you guys are going for all things horny with your asks 😂 no one's asking about fave drinks, or fruit, or flowers 🤣

fiiiiine, have it your dirty way

Alpha!Ari is a whole primal beefcake, so for him the messier the better; receiving: wants you to try taking him whole and encourages you with praise combined with utter filth, it doesn't have to be a fast rough pace for Ari, but each push he makes sure his sack touches your chin, he makes you choke on his cock and watches tears stream down your face, joining dribbles of drool on your chin, and he definitely makes you swallow every drop; giving: he's wild about it, holding you firmly in place as he ravishes you with open mouthed kisses, tongue dipping in then lapping at your clit mercilessly, he can lash his tongue on your sensitive nub for so long you cry from overstimulation, and if you want him to use fingers you have to beg for it, there's also a bite or ten (on your puffy folds and right over your swollen clit), he goes at it until you go hoarse and then sucks a hickey on your mound or right at the top of your thigh

Mafia!Steve is a charming gentleman, but he's ruthless in his ruling over his crime empire and over you; receiving: just the sight of you on your knees before him gets him going, so he lets you do your sweet licking and kissing and sucking technique all the while praising you, then orders you to touch yourself but don't come as he cups the sides of your face and pushes deep deep in, he takes pauses so you can catch a breath, he's sweet like that, then the last few strokes he keeps shallow with your mouth wide open because he wants to watch his cum pool on your tongue (sometimes he'll make you hold it for a bit before he tells you to swallow); giving: if Steve goes down on you it's a full feast, that sexual act is never a quickie, he'll build you up slowly but so good that a single flick of his tongue on your clit in the right moment sends you over the edge, he likes to use his fingers to spread your folds so he can lick deeper, switches tongue and finger over your clit and in your hole, he goes methodically from tongue alone to one finger to two then three and each time you come harder

Dom!Andy (who got resurrected from the abyss of my dusty memory lol) is a damn virtuoso of all things sexual; receiving: he'll take your mouth however he wishes, sometimes just warming himself in your drool-filling mouth until it starts leaking and splashing on your chest, other times fucking it in deep, steady strokes, he's the one who teaches you how to take him to the root, you're always bound too and can't do anything but to take him anyway, but there's a lot of praise included, and he always makes you thank him for his cum after he comes down your throat; giving: again, you're tied one way or another, if not completely bound to a bed or bench then your wrists are tied to your ankles, or a spreader bar prevents you from closing your legs an inch, Andy uses everything about his mouth as a tool to ruin you - lips kissing, tongue licking and flicking, teeth scraping, he blows air on your engorged clit, he uses his fingers too, slides them inside your pussy, but sometimes will pinch your clit while he drives his tongue into your hole, other times he'll have a finger in your ass while he eats your cunt, again you're supposed to cry out a thank you for every orgasm he gives

#you guys are all dirty and you're corrupting me 😝 #ari levinson x reader #ari levinson x female reader #alpha!ari levinson #alpha!ari levinson x reader #steve rogers x reader #steve rogers x female readers #mafia!steve rogers #mafia!steve rogers x reader #andy barber x reader #andy barber x female reader #dom!andy barber #dom!andy barber x reader #bad moon rising #nesting #ruby garden

[frost-can-bite]

p,,pretty lady,,

ft. @laurenashleysparks 's mafia au/Nightingale Garden au character Daisy! (that I'm definitely totally normal about)

#im sorry lauren #nightingale garden au #sona au #sona art #sona #mafia au #what do i even tag here

[grimalkinmessor]

Death Note Lifespans

I was bored so I took it upon myself to calculate DN characters lifespans down to the minute—estimates, of course, I'm not a math wiz.

Something I did notice is that only a few of them have actual, realistic lifespans—BUT this is what canon gave us. Idk if there's a canon reason for it but it's funny to think that Near & Aizawa & Ide somehow found a way to cheat death.

Light: 93312639

26, 240 days & 21 hours & 36 minutes

71 years & 9 months

L: 75231362

21,156 days & 4 hours & 5 minutes

57 years & 11 months

Misa: 1542306

433 days & 16 hours & 48 minutes

1 year & 68 days

Matsuda: 548192

154 days & 3 hours & 58 minutes

0 years & 5 months

Aizawa: 28317

7 days & 23 hours & 4 minutes

Near: 43406

12 days & 4 hours & 48 minutes

Mello: 502209

141 days & 5 hours & 31 minutes

0 years & 4 months

Soichiro: 932293

262 days & 4 hours & 4 minutes

0 years & 8 months

Sayu: 11213

3 days & 3 hours & 36 minutes

Ide: 9761

2 days & 17 hours & 45 minutes

Halle: 52438

14 days & 17 hours & 45 minutes

Gevanni: 305717

85 days & 23 hours & 16 minutes

Kollet: 592

3 hours & 50 minutes

Rod: 351011

98 days & 16 hours & 48 minutes

0 years & 3 months

Gardner: 026513

7 days & 10 hours & 48 minutes

McBride: 563532

158 days & 11 hours & 17 minutes

0 years & 5 months

Dwellton: 2134738

600 days & 7 hours & 41 minutes

1 year & 7 months

Ratt: 023521

6 days & 14 hours & 38 minutes

Kamoda: 16823428

4,730 days & 23 hours & 55 minutes

12 years & 11 months

Kuromoto: 234813

66 days & 43 minutes

0 years & 2 months

Bloyer: 12993

3 days & 15 hours & 36 minutes

Solt: 36928

10 days & 9 hours & 7 minutes

Shiroba: 6923781

1,947 days & 1 hour & 41 minutes

5 years & 3 months

#death note #lifespans #tbh idk who half of those people are #mafia extras? only one i remember was rod #yagami light #l lawliet #amane misa #matsuda touta #aizawa shuichi #near #nate river #mello #mihael keehl #yagami soichiro #yagami sayu #ide hideki #halle lidner #stephen gevanni #rod ross #ellickson gardener #pedoro kollet #kurt mcbride #mark dwellton #ill ratt #kamoda masaru #kuromoto shin #danny bloyer #seam solt #shiroba ito #feel free to fix my math if you catch any mistakes 💋

[ackergarden]

The Ostanian Mafia: Gretcher Crime Family (and a little bit of the Garden!)

a list of ongoing headcanons which are purely mine for the underworld. don’t take this to heart, it’s all for fun!

contains spoilers for the cruise arc chapters 43-57. read at your own risk if you're only watching the anime.

more beneath the cut 

we don't know much about the gretcher crime family and the underworld in canon as they're only mentioned at the moment, so here's a set of headcanons i have for them~

the gretcher family are the boss of the bosses. i could take some references that there's a slight chance they're based off a powerful mafia family in real life.

there's a sort of hierarchy in the underworld, with shopkeeper mentioning how they’ve “managed ostania’s underworld in an honorable fashion.” it definitely means they have a very big influence with their connections.

there could also be other crime families as well that we don't know of. i believe it doesn't take only the gretchers to help run the underground government of the underworld.

to add onto that last point, to help run a government or to lead, you gotta at least have some knowledge on it (and know a few dirty tricks up their sleeves).

now, onto the gretchers and the garden…

the gretcher crime family are well-respected with having to head the underworld honorably for decades, but what makes of it for the two leaders of their respective organizations?

shopkeeper and gram gretcher.

although it’s mentioned that garden takes orders from the shadow government, it definitely wouldn’t be surprising if garden have members deep into the government - especially inside the current administration right now - that do not want conflict.

ie: we have matthew as the director of policy at city hall. who knows, we could meet another garden member (that’s not shopkeeper) in the future who could possibly be in a higher position?

in berlint and ostania's upper society, status, connections, and power were extremely important. the same could definitely be applied for the underworld. there must be some politicians out there in the country's society (maybe in the liberal administration) that is helping back the east's underground criminals.

(making sure they don't get caught, making sure whatever they do isn't going to track their identities, etc. etc.)

in chapter 43 when shopkeeper mentioned that "she'll go on the cruise as a normal passenger to evade detection of the coast guard," we still need to remember that olka gretcher (if she ever returns) is still the daughter of one of the powerful (late) mafia bosses.

olka and her son is boss gretcher's last living legacy.

if she changes her mind in the future, olka could still come back (like the same power-up when yor continued to fight back in chapter 55) to regain her position (with the help of shopkeeper and the garden) as the sole heir to her father's organization, especially with gram.

back to evading detection of the coast guard, there's a chance that the state police had marked olka and gram down after news spread out that their entire family had been killed. most of her family were (active) gangsters, and they definitely had a history of criminal activity in their records.

to the state, olka being born into the family was more than enough for her to be deemed as suspicious when a time like this came.

that's definitely something ostania (more specifically, the state police) is watching out for. ostania cared about reputation despite everyone's hands being soiled, and they definitely do not want for international and domestic newspapers to say how ostania's underworld is also making a name for themselves too. that could possibly ruin their feigned perfect image for the country.

that's probably why leonardo hapoon needed her and baby gram to be killed. because so long as a gretcher heir exists, leonardo's position as usurper is threatened in the underworld. the gretchers most definitely had a lot of supporters for them to reign the underworld for generations as shopkeeper aforementioned.

we know frankie also mentions in chapter 60 how "in the underworld, trust is all that matters." it seems that boss gretcher had done something favorable in the past for the shopkeeper in order to gain his trust. that's why shopkeeper tasked yor to protect olka aboard the lorelei as a favor in return for the late boss.

even after the passing of gram, shopkeeper still made that favor to protect the boss's only living kid (and only grandkid, maybe), living true to his words.

i definitely think shopkeeper is more than just a leader of this underground organization, though. it’s pretty obvious that he has connections, and he must be someone that’s exclusively high-status for garden to be considered an urban legend.

hopefully we get something between garden and the underworld in the future arc. that would be an interesting route to be explored if endō chooses to go down that path.

#spy x family #olka gretcher #gram gretcher i #gram gretcher #gretcher crime family (spy x family) #ackergarden headcanons #i hyper fixated so much on olka that i literally worldbuilt the ostanian underworld #and also the garden! could never be here without her 🤙🏽 #great cruise adventure arc spoilers (spy x family) #shopkeeper (spy x family) #ackergarden rambles #yor forger #thorn princess #matthew mcmahon #elliane’s shitposting #the ostanian mafia: the gretcher crime family

[neomineom]

no vest suit for him? what is wrong with this series?

me, drawing well-groomed Vito: he's a consigliere of the Clay family🥺

#he's doing his best at the job now; being pretty like a statue in the garden #Vito Scaletta #mafia iii #mafia 3 #mafia trilogy

[twinegardening]

GONCHAROV - THE MAFIA HIGHSCHOOL DATING SIMULATOR by Monday [IFDB]

Created for Autumn Chen's Goncharov Game Jam! A very, very short highschool dating simulator snippet based on the Tumblr meme Goncharov (1973).

#interactive fiction #twine gardening #goncharov - the mafia highschool dating simulator #goncharov game jam #goncharov

[smol-sirens-garden]

Continued From {X} I @diverse-hearts-ocs

He couldn't really blame her for being annoyed at his constant want to pamper her. She was a pretty independent person and being pregnant wasn't going to change that. He just knew to be careful with pregnancy. He wasn't going to risk her or their little one.

"No love. I understand. I may be panicking too early yet early stages it's greater for something to happen. I mean either way we will want to be careful."

At the thought of food he smiled, giving a small nod. He was getting rather hungry himself.

"Sure love. Let's get ready to go."

#diverse hearts: Sabriel #Muse: Ogai Mori #Mori Verse: Royalty of the Port Mafia (Mori X Sabriel) #OTP: Royalty of the Port Mafia (Mori X Sabriel) #Away From the Garden: Queue

[invoke-parlay]

We had such an amazing time at the Olean Holistic Fair this year! We gave out over 400 plants today. We love to see gardening and growing food be accessible to everyone and FREE!!

Check out our website to see more about what we do at Grow-It-Forward

I love the work I do and the purpose I feel helping my community the only way I know how - growing plants! Give this post a share so more people can get involved!

#grow it forward #community #holistic #herbal remedies #herbal #pagan #alternative #medicinal herbs #plants #free #gardeners #direct action #gardeners mafia #PLANTS FOR ALL #we always accept donations to help facilitate more plants for more people #but FOOD IS FREE #hippie punk #punk #wny #Ny #grow it forward Ny

[veryqueermovies]

I want to warn y'all about a movie, specifically Trans people, a movie called The Garden Left Behind, it's about a Trans woman trying to start her medical transition, it was fine for the first hour but the ending is absolutely horrific, I didn't expect it, I immediately turned it off and I'm trying not to have an anxiety attack right now it triggered me so bad. I'm not going to count it as my movie for tonight, I'm gonna watch a Queer comedy and post that. Please be careful.

#the garden left behind #lgbt #lgbtq #lgbtqa #lgbtqia #queer #alphabet mafia #lgbtq movies #trans #transgender #trans women #trans woman #non binary

[friendly-emerald-emily]

excuse me? who in god's name is googling this??? i'm so confused??

#literally what #obligatory non ttte post #random #olive garden #italy #ig the mafia's infiltrated the olive gardens and brought to them to italy with cocaine in them too #idk what to tag this as #but this feels important for the people to know #enjoy tumblrinas

[chicky-dip]

Chicky Dip brain rot means I forget everything else about THQ

#“THAT was the chaos rune????” #“i keep forgetting Nicks whole thing was being a gardener for the mafia” #“what do you mean we had a season 1” #but mention any of my season 2 blorbos and i will pour my soul into the lore recap im about to give you

[olitheox]

So I got a new pair of pants, and decided to make an outfit out of it, idk feeling kinda euphoric I suppose.

#transmasc #trans man #gender euphoria #i look like an Olive Garden waiter #and elder goth in the wild(I’m 21 I’m not an elder at all please don’t listen to me #goth aesthetic #goth fashion #elder goth? mafia boss? Olive Garden waiter? how about all three #how old do you have to be to be classified as an elder in a community #idk #lgbtqplus #gayboy #send me fashion tips please I have no clue how to dress myself

[ackergarden]

Survivors of an Underworld Purge: Olka Gretcher and Gram Gretcher Jr. (could Olka Gretcher possibly return?)

references from this lil post i made not long ago!

contains spoilers for the cruise arc chapters 43-57. read at your own risk if you're only watching the anime.

more after the cut

honestly, ever since the red circus. i was just like if olka returns? (it’s just me reaching, but ……… it could just be my delusional ass hoping & you never know LMAO)

we know that leonardo is currently in charge of the gretcher organization after usurping it.

just like leonardo has supporters for his beliefs, the gretcher family will definitely have supporters for theirs.

there's a big possibility that he knows the assassins he tasked failed on killing the remnants of the gretcher family and somehow, olka gretcher and her son had escaped unscathed (thanks to yor, matthew, zeb, & the shopkeeper’s protection).

the leader of the cruise assassins knows of the garden’s existence. and hapoon possibly could’ve warned the assassin leader before embarking onto lorelei.

the only question i have is how much does leonardo (and those he’s associated with, minus the assassins) know of the garden?

what if he also told everyone in the underworld that the mother-son had already been killed? that the old regime of the gretcher family can no longer return?

(when in reality, leonardo has no fucking idea where they are right now. that could definitely question his stance in the crime world, especially after having to lie to them. trust will always be #1.)

#spy x family #olka gretcher #ackergarden headcanons #great cruise adventure arc spoilers #garden (spy x family) #the ostanian mafia: the gretcher crime family

[bluastro-yellow]

how has it never occurred to me that Roberto Spada has a fucking facebook and Instagram profile??? I love modern times

(Context: Roberto Spada is a member of the infamous clan Spada, in short a mafia family, and has become famous for headbutting a journalist)

#TIKTOK TOO #mafia not as in the sicilian mafia #but like the whole clan is in drug business and killing and are loan sharks and control the local social housing buildings etc. #they're also friends of the neofascist casapound party which is weird bc they're sinti but shit people stick together or something idk #I recognize their garden... #poor kids growing up with these shit role models... #pizza pasta e mandolino #pointless microblogging #italy

[fanganronpathemafiagame]

Day 5—Event 1

"Hey... What's with the commotion?"

"Yeah, what's going on?"

*Soon, the others gathered right in front of the dining hall.*

"Wha- Wait, where's Kage?"

"Dead."

"...What?"

"Indeed. He's dead."

"Who are you? Why should we trust you?"

"Kumiko. That's my name. I will be the overseer who shall accompany you next."

"Wait. You're another overseer? Wha-"

"Well then! Now that everyone is here!"

*Kumiko clapped her hands three times. The ground started to shake.*

"N-Not again!"

"OH GOD-"

*The ground opened, what seemed like a vehicle slowly rising up.*

"Wh-What is that?!"

"How the fuck did that chick summon a bus?!"

"Hell if I know!!"

"Come one, come all! Enter the MonoTour bus! Your driver for today will be me, Kumiko!"

"MonoTour bus?!"

#overseer: kumiko #1: levi fontana #3: kanade otonokoji #4: nikei yomiuri #5: mikako kurokawa #7: david chiem #8: hiroto akagi #12: kai monteago #13: toshiko kayura #15: eden tobisa #16: sora #fanganronpa: the mafia game #danganronpa another #super danganronpa another 2 #project eden's garden #brave danganronpa #danganronpa fangame #fanganronpa #chapter 2: kill 'em up with style!

[tankgotstuckinthecircusgate]

m2 characters + songs pt.1

Eddie Scarpa / «In The Garden / Under The Tree» by David McCallum

Eddie goes first bc it's one of my all-time favorite songs Yes, main text shouldn't be visible. So here's the lyrics (not sure how correct it is, bc wrote it down by ear):

long ago i believe there was Adam, there was Eve and they lived free of sin while the sun tend their skin and the Lord said: «never grapple there with that right and delicious red apple here in the garden under the tree» then along there was snake sam the serpent on the make and he hissed in her ear: «take a taste, Eve, my dear» and her heart beat fast at the sight of it and with Adam she took a big bite of it in the garden under the tree all at once it was a sin, out of playboy magazine Adam blushed like a proof seeing eve in the nude but she looked so cute and tiny there if she stood in her tightly bikini there then he kissed her under the tree that's the way it began: clever women, foolish men and today, just like Eve girls have tricks up their sleeve nothing changed except in one degree now the apple is a diamond from tiffany in the garden under the tree

#accidentally realized the other day that it's totally HIS song #i wont take critisism ! #i mean his brothel is even called “garden of eden”💀 #tbh i have clear associations only with him Francesca and Henry #idk idk when i'll make such pics for them bc this one took a lot longer than i expected😭 #also wtf wtf why he's so hot in this pic from the family album hellooo???? ????? #eddie scarpa #mafia 2 #graphic design #im not normal #avart