#MRS. 305

[bleedingmushrooms]

If I didn't get attached easily life would be soooo much easier, I need a lobotomy

#borderline personality disorder #actually borderline #actually mentally ill #bpd #ventcore #actually bpd #bpd favorite person #bpd fp #bpd thoughts #mr 305 #mr worldwide #dale #i get attached too easily #kms kms kms #i should kms #real #real as hell

[that-bitch-kat3]

rip sirius black you would have loved pitbull

#marauders #marauders era #sirius black #pitbull #mr worldwide #mr 305 #the marauders #harry potter #the marauders era #mwpp era #wolfstar #marauders headcanon #marauders incorrect quotes #dead gay wizards #young marauders #dead gay wizards from the 70s #hp marauders #hp #hp marauders era #siriusblack #sirius #the marauders fandom #marauders fandom #atyd #mwpp #atyd fandom #incorrect marauders quotes #sirius black hc #sirius black headcanon #sirius orion black

[owl-house-facts-i-just-made-up]

OWL HOUSE FACT #67: Before they met Luz, the Human Appreciation Society believed in (what they assumed was) a mythological figure in human society known as “Mr. Worldwide”, who they suspected could appear anywhere in the human world at will.

Gus and Willow attempted to summon him at a sleepover by chanting “305!” over and over again in front of a mirror.

#the owl house #toh facts #toh #owl house #owl house facts #gus toh #gus porter #willow toh #willow park #pitbull #bloody mary #mr worldwide #305 #human appreciation society

[quaildoodle]

a commission i did for @/goore_whore on twitter

fun fact! this is my first time drawing secondo :3c

#the band ghost #drawing #ghost bc #ghost #secondo #papa secondo #secondo emeritus #secondo x reader #mr 305 #papa ii #ghost papa emeritus #papa emeritus x reader #papa emertius #papa emeritus fanart #papa emeritus secondo #papa emeritus ii x reader #papa emeritus ii

[pm-00]

I'm so jealous of Cellbit, in less than six months that man has planned a deluxe trip for his friends in his home country, travelled to Las Vegas AND road tripped to Los Angeles then came to México and now he is in France. While doing amazing projects and hanging out with his friends he made online. It's fucking incredible and it makes me very happy for him<3!!! *insert here that picture of him that says something like "secretary of foreign relationships"*

#cellbit #couldn't expect less from the owner of half of Brazil as roier says #don't even let me get started on Quackity btw mr worlwide mr 305

[bcyhoods]

okay but why do I have this feeling that eddie brock would secretly love pitbull's music?

PUHLEASE i would imagine it comes up in the most random, accidental way

he either intentionally keeps it a secret because he’s a little embarrassed, or he just doesn’t think it’s relevant information to share (i personally think it’s the former). either way, that man absolutely has some kind of “get hype” or “party” playlists and pitbull is on there a generous amount of times.

one day, you’re both going out to eat and you decide you’re going to take your car. and his phone just so happens to connect to your bluetooth before your own phone can. so “i know you want me” starts blasting on the speakers and eddie’s face goes red, his eyes are like saucers as he’s scrambling to disconnect his phone. all you can do is kinda just watch with an incredulous smile as he shuts it off and shrugs with an awkward laugh.

“that’s not mine. not for me. the big guy—this is his favorite song, so i just…”

he’s a liar. venom’s favorite song is hotel room service.

#bonus + he hums it subconsciously the entire ride there #he loves mr. 305 u are so correct #✿ convos with cece #❥ nonnie #eddie brock thots! #eddie brock #eddie brock hc #eddie brock x reader #venom #eddie brock fluff

[h0t-p1nk-ch33tah-pr1nt]

Borderlands insert but she got no hair

#mr worldwide mr 305 #kat text #wip #i need to play borderlands again #zero is my main and his voice lines #cant say that this is a pg 13 blog

[cuethemulti]

anyways happy pride month to Henry and Scott they are currently meeting Pitbull on their honeymoon to the Bahamas ❤️

#this image of randy is so funny #scott is the type of person to drop mr 305 jokes and henry looking at him having no fucking clue what he just said #creelarke #scott clarke #henry creel

[missionaryghoul]

Nihil probably used to randomly body slam his kids he just seems like the type

#papa nihil #ghost band #ghost bc #emeritus brothers #papa emeritus #primo #terzo #mr wolrldwide #mr 305

[cloudzybaby]

Life is not a waste of time, time is not a waste of life. So let's not waste any time, get wasted, and have the time of our lives

Pitbull

#pitbull #tumblr #quotes #threads #twitter #tweet #mr 305 #mr worldwide #dale #new year #2024 #happy new year

[that-bitch-kat3]

did y’all know that pitbull is not only alive and well but releasing music?!? like he released an album this month. and best believe mr worldwide delivered! like it’s serving 2013 realness.

#pitbull #kat talks #kats gonna keep talking #mr worldwide #mr 305 #also james and sirius would love pitbull

[k9effect]

I had a realisation. It's a pokémon evolution. No, I will not take criticisms at this point in time.

#sam shitposts #shitpost #tom cruise #les grossman #pitbull #mr worldwide #mr 305 #tropic thunder #meme

[chaoticneutraltor]

#tiktok #TEARS #mr worldwide #pitbull #bedtime story #mr 305 #this is the most random crossover ever i love it

[whenibobmyburgers]

No way!!! Official Pitbull (human) dating sim 🫨☺️

#pitbull #mr 305 #mr worldwide #Dale #mimcraf

[hella1975]

talking about what states ur gonna go through in america will have the non-american girlies going 'omg like the song' so so many times

#'so we're gonna go through nebraska-' 'LIKE THE SONG???' #wdym nebraska isnt part of the preacher's daughter cinematic universe? #'and then in chicago-' '...... like sufjan stevens ............like the song- *gunshot*' #I JUST BOOKED MY TICKETS IM SOOO AJFHKSWHGKIAHBGVJWHNGLVAHWUHGAL #IM OMW BESTIES #AND IT WASNT EVEN TOO SPENNY SHE'S DOING FLIGHTS ON A BUDGET #AND SOMEHOW STILL GOT DIRECT FLIGHTS AND CHECKED IN LUGGAGE #MR WORLDWIDE MR 305 DALE #rwbt 2.0

[asteria7fics]

I want everyone to know that the only correct way to consume my fanfiction is to listen to what I listened to while writing it. I hope y'all like Pitbull.

#fanfiction #ao3 fanfic #mr worldwide #mr 305 #dale