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beastenraged · 2 years
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Behold! A MOOP sequel. Also called ‘little moop.’ 
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madhbh · 11 months
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Me not seeing anyone talking about Peter B in the spiderverse 2 tag
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mystiika · 1 year
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   so in order to have one ( 1 ) specific interaction for warren, moop & i basically planned out a whole ass verse for warren. basically he joins a group of dragon hunters & i’m actually so in love with this set up! like he gets head hunted by them bc of his fire abilities, most specifically his fire resistance, because it means he has the best chance of survival if he came face to face with one. he initially joined in order to use them to help him test his powers at full strength & they wanted him so bad they let him join & use them as much as he wanted as incentive for him to stick around. & the longer he’s with them the more he slowly starts to align with their cause even if he was very hesitant at the start. they’re very good at what they do & boy did warren take some convincing !! but fact is he was a little indoctrinated & sort of like if this organisation was a mix of the military & a cult
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kurtty-drabbles · 4 months
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"You look like you need a hug." Prompt #28 please. :-)
@dannybagpipesarecalling set in Evo verse.
In honour of the bad retcon, lets hear from Raven being a shitty parent.
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Meeting villains is not a concept Kitty Pryde is unaware. In her young years, villains had another name and she faced them always proud in her name. However, as she is now an X-Men (in training as Scott would interjects or scowl) villains have a more comic-book's apparence.
The idea is still the same. Magneto is a villain with a complex past. "His past doesn't excuse his actions" Kitty mutters to herself as she gathers her bag and leaves the danger room.
And the villain who causes more problem shall be named Raven. Jean arrives in the hall, her shinning red hair is easy to spot, the frown is a new thing. "Hi Kitty...just scanning to see...if SHE is really gone" Jean puts her hands on her temples. "And so far, she is very much gone"
Kitty nods. Who detest Raven more?
☆Ororo?
☆Jean?
☆Scott?
☆Logan?
☆Rogue?
"How is Rogue?" Kitty asked as their last meeting is less 'mother and daughter reunion' and more a case of a Larry Spring.
"Angry, but fine. Raven didn't do much demage on her" Jean replied.
"Only on Kurt..." Kitty answers and it makes her mood switch. Jean nods sadly, the red hair asks if Kitty could talk to him. So far only few people menaged to get a few words from elf boy.
Kitty comes upstair and see...his room with the door open. The elf is mooping on the bed.
"Hey, elf..." Kitty speaks gently. "You look like you need a hug"
Kurt doesn't need to say anything else and hugs her.
Raven is a horrible mother.
Kurt will survive because he has people who care for him.
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jeweled-blue-eyes · 2 years
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omg tell me more about yandere!male!jennette especially from that old fic you remember reading! how would claude react to both male!jennette in both lp verse and wmmap verse??
You mean Slow Dancing in a Burning Room by helxium? Hm..there isn’t much to say about this fic since it had only three chapters before it was deleted.
The story starts with a prologue in which Anastacius kills Claude and then gets killed by Jennette afterwards. Athy is in shock from the death of Claude but is also scared of Jeno because he was capable of something she wasn't: patricide. Jeno then hugs her gently and attempts to comfort her. He whispers into her ear that only he himself is allowed to kill her. (once again proving that he does not know what the word comfort means lol).
I remember part of the dialogue went like this:
“I won't let anyone hurt you. [...]”
“And what if the whole world wanted to?”
“Then let it burn.”
The second chapter is set in the past. Jeno is skipping his swordmanship lessons because he hates violence and prefers to play rather with the cat in the garden. He moops in his room after Roger reprimanted him. Ijekiel attempts to comfort him but fails. Jen doesn’t believe he can empathize with his pain of being not enough since Ijekiel is Rogers real son and manages to fullfill his expectations while Jen is not even able to do the bare minimum. Ijekiel leaves and Jen is left alone. Then Athy suddenly falls from the ceiling on top of him. She pretends to be a fairy but amazingly Jeno doesn't fall for it despite his naivity. They become friends..?
Also it’s wmmap Athy and not lp Athy and she seemed very surprised that Jennette was male. So I’m guessing we are dealing with multi-verses here. And she calls him pretty. What else? The author said Jeno’s ability was not making other people love him but something else but sadly never revealed what exactly his ability is.I’d like to believe his ability is luck. Since he managed to kill his father despite being terribly at swordmanship.
wmmap Claude never found out about Jen’s love for Athy, but the author Helxium wrote another fic set in The Lovely Princess universe called A Rose for Athy where she confesses that she had loved Athy.
I can quote it for you:
““And why should I care for her?” Claude’s voice cuts Jeanette, twists her insides like a rusted, serrated knife. She stares at the cold, blonde man in front of her—and suddenly, he is just that. Just a man. Just a tyrant.
Because she was your daughter, she wants to scream.
Because she was good. Because you killed her—for nothing—
Instead, she says,
“Because I loved her.”
Claude’s eyes snap to her. Something changes in his eyes. Jeanette sees shock, anger—
Fear. And cold realization. The kind of dreadful, pit of your stomach realization when all the pieces of a horror movie falls in place.
“Why did you do it?” Jeanette asks, cold—those jewel eyes icy, lips turned into chilling, familiar cruelty; “She was not yours to kill.”
“...get out,” Claude manages to spit out, feeling like his head was being beat open.
“You have nothing.” Jeanette is suddenly in front of him, an avenging angel, and he sees his past and future mingling into one. “You have nothing, King of Obelia. Not family, nor a woman, nor her or I—you had nothing in a burning world, and you have nothing now.”
However A Rose for Athy! Claude is kind of a special case.
Here come my own headcanons:
As for canon LP Claude’s reaction to Zenetien. He would find his lack of political ambition refreshing enough to lower his guard down and enjoy a father-son relationship that wouldn’t be too emotionally taxing on his side. Roger tried his hardest to raise Zenetien as a strong son and smother the flame for his other pecular interests, but ironically Zenetien’s other interests are the ones that make him stand out of the crowd. LP Claude would find Zenetien quirky and amusing. He is his supplier of surprises that shows him that the world isn’t that dull.
His reaction to Athy/Zenetien? I’d prefer it if he never found out about it.
But if he found out about it he would be more bothered by the fact that his favourite child is obsessing over his most hated child than them being related to each other. (Not to mention cousin marriage back then was a thing,) You can bet he’d find a way to blame lp Athy for making Zenetien feel that way though. Lithi once commented that novel lp Claude told Athy to stay away from Jennette. Similar to novel Jennette he’d tell Athy not to talk to Zenetien, touch Zenetien or even breathe in the same room as him. And if they were caught together he would punish Athy severely  for it even if Zenetien was the one who sought her out and initiated it.
Just like wmmap Claude, LP Claude would say something similar along the lines of “I intend to give you everything you desire in this world.” to him. Zenetien would keep that promise in mind and use it later to nail down Athy and Claude. Insisting that he has to make his wish come true since he promised it.
It would take years to make Claude agree to it and even then he would insist for Zenetien to marry a princess and keep Athy as a concubine. Zenetien would have to compromise I think. Claude would always be disapproving of their relationship and act like those hateful mother in laws that appear in soap operas.
Wmmap Claude’s reaction to one-sided Athyette: murder
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korusalka · 4 years
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hallo! im studying german and i was wondering.. you got any podcast/music/movie/youtuber/comic/book recs? anything will do but i understand if your too busy to give any! danke und schönen tag
Hallooo, mein/e liebe/r Anon! :) Of course I can give you some recs! Not for learning German necessarily because I have no clue which level you’re on, but I’ll gladly link you some stuff I personally like. Beware, long post.
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First and foremost, some of us hang around on here and speak German and fight each other over Aldi Nord and Pfannkuchen. A lot of German tumblr users follow @official-mutti @official-deutschtuerke @official-deutschebahn @official-bremen @germanshitposting @official-deutschland and so on and so on and so on lmao
Podcasts/Audiobooks
Das Kalenderblatt - Bayerischer Rundfunk (short ~5 min anecdotes that go like “what happened on this day 76 years ago though”, very soothing, love to use them as introduction snippets in German class :))
Eine Stunde History - Deutschlandfunk Nova (30-40 minute episodes about (inter)national history, you can for example choose topics you already know about and focus on the explanation in German)
Deutschlandfunk.de (that radio channel’s official website! Click on Mediathek or Podcasts to choose between really short audioclips or longer ones, depending on whatever topic tickles your fancy)
Music
Alligatoah - German singer/rapper who writes genius songs, genius puns, and his very own genius videos. Many of his songs are sarcastic, undermine clichés, or poke fun at mentalities. Due to the sheer amount of puns the songs are rarely translateable, but if you want to see some of the best lyrics in recent German music, this is definitely a household name.
Seeed - Longtime favourite. Famous for “they arrived, they got a bunch of awards, they fucked off”. But no, they’re still active. Wrote absolute bangers, I linked you a classic that EVERY German knows. There’s a new album. Pretty much every song includes an English verse. Also famous for their very specific mix of genres, which stems from their highly international roots. Big upside: They upload complete concerts. One of their lead singers, Peter Fox, had an also super famous solo career.
Moop Mama - urban brass band, upbeat, perfect for mornings
Faber - Swiss-German band, usually sung in standard German though. Sarcastic like this one! A little provocative like this one!
Wanda - Austrian band. You can hear that they’re Austrian, but it’s still understandable. This is an absolute banger everyone below 30 knows, they’ve got a few of these. Nostalgic, on endless loop on endlessly hot summer nights when you drape yourself on a window sill and yearn.
Clueso - I’ve loved this man since elementary school. Easy pop, easy lyrics (beware of his occasional tic to ignore grammar lmao), aged well, which is to say he didn’t. He’s a cryptid. He’s our soft pop princess cryptid.
Cro - Now that’s one of our mainstream rap/pop princesses. He doesn’t ever take his panda bear mask off. Has a large following among teens & (young) adults. If you like his style, his name is going to link to many other household names!
Sophie Hunger - Swiss diplomat’s daughter, she makes music in English, German, French, & Swiss German. This is my favourite German one of hers, she makes very upbeat ones too though.
AnnenMayKantereit - BIG among teens and young adults. BIG. Your typical college student band, except they fill huge arenas at this point. Famous for the frontman’s super recognizable voice. Soft, nostalgic, about friends, about love, about yearning to belong to someone, somewhere, or anywhere at all. This song makes me cry.
this also looks like a solid playlist that will give you all the German bangers from every genre there is, even and especially Schlager, which is a tragedy but #german culture
Movies I’ve actually watched, The Lives of Others is supposed to be very good but I haven’t watched it yet RIP
Sad Useless Millennials: Oh Boy (2012),  Was nützt die Liebe in Gedanken (2004)
Hi We’re German We Only Know One Topic: Der Untergang (2004), Comedian Harmonists (1997), Sophie Scholl - Die letzten Tage (2005) , Er ist wieder da (2015, definitely on Netflix, read the book first if possible)
smart movies: Die Welle (2008), Who Am I - Kein System ist sicher (2015), Der Medicus (2013)
Iconic and Fairytaley: Krabat (2008), Das Parfum - Die Geschichte eines Mörders (2006), Drei Nüsse für Aschenbrödel (1973) (binational movie)
classic bangers that swept the streets: Good Bye, Lenin! (2003),  Vincent Will Meer (2010), Der Schuh des Manitu (2001), (T)Raumschiff Surprise - Periode 1 (2004)
TV shows which should all be on Netflix for example
BABYLON BERLIN (2017 - ), so damn great, third season is airing
Dark (2017 -)
Parfum (2018 -), haunting but creepy as fuck, also massive trigger warnings
Charité (2017 -)
Youtube/public TV we’re watching on YouTube anyway
#MeetTheGermans - this playlist is hosted by a woman who speaks great German and teaches you a lot of insider culture. Funny & entertaining. The comment section is crawling with Germans who feel very called out, but in a good way. The main channel is the Deutsche Welle, a news channel well-suited for people who are learning about Germany.
Jan Böhmermann’s stuff - basically our John Oliver, but mean. Got famous because the Turkish president wanted to kneecap him. Teaches you a lot about German culture that regular courses will not. His longrunning show Neo Magazin Royale ended last year, the new one is called Prism Is A Dancer. JB does lots of stuff mostly related to satire, just fall down YouTube, there’s lots of songs and clips and whatnot.
Loriot, a famous German comedian, very specific German humour, some of these have subs
EDEKA ads because they’re iconic [x] [y] [z]
Berlin’s public transport wants to become world heritage
German books
Florian Illies: 1913 (definitely available in German, but I think this goes for many of these books)
Patrick Süskind - Das Parfum
Bernhard Schlink - Der Vorleser
Franz Kafka - Der Prozess
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - Die Leiden des jungen Werthers
Thomas Mann - Der Tod in Venedig
Erich Maria Remarque - Im Westen nichts Neues
Wolfgang Herrndorf - Tschick
Gebrüder Grimm: Märchen
Friedrich Dürrenmatt - Der Besuch der alten Dame
Jurek Becker - Jakob der Lügner
basically everything by Walter Moers for fantasy nuts, I love him
German poets
Rainer Maria Rilke
Joachim Ringelnatz
Joseph von Eichendorff
Heinz Erhardt
Erich Kästner
Hit me up if you need any details! Ich wünsche dir auch einen schönen Tag :D
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rvmety · 4 years
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Headcanon meme || accpeting | @tenacityblitz​ ( Kiribaku Best friend edtion !!)
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Given Bakugou tutors Kirishima, the redhead will always full of pride show Bakugou whenever he had a good grade. But watch him trying to hide his resut the best he can should be a c- or lower cause he doesn’t wanna be a dissapoint.
Given we do not plan to ship - Kiri totally know when Bakugou ahd a crush on Todoroki/Shinsou (depending on the verse) heck, with Todoroki he probaly had to deal with Bakugou’s gay panic more then once. He would lvoe to play wingman, sadly he cant tell if Todoroki the same and he doesn’t want his best friend to suffer a heartbreak. He still trys to push him towards Shoto and getting him to spend time with him. Bakugou also probaly mooped at Kirishimas place after his confession but shoto not giving him a clear answere - if i remember your and Alice’s plot right.
Also he better be your best man Bakugou I swear -
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uas-fics · 5 years
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Chapter 2 Of ‘The Pandering Country Western Star’
Chapter 1 - Epilogue 
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Kiwi snuggled down in Tweek's hair as Tweek tapped his finger on the table top. Craig's livestream would start any minute. Would Craig use the script Tweek edited for him? No, he probably scrapped it. It was too much. It didn't make his fans feel good about Craig keeping his personal life a secret from them.
The more Tweek thought about the whole situation, the angrier he got about it. Coming out is hard and terrifying. No one should be pushed to come out to the world like this — especially not at the hands of a bitter ex. Craig was right to break up with him! He dodged a bullet, as far as Tweek could tell.
Tweek's phone dinged and he picked it up, keeping one eye on the laptop in front of him. 
The text message was from Craig. 
"I'm going to start my livestream soon. Wish me luck? :)“
"Luck ;)" Tweek typed and chewed his lip. 
This was too risky to send. He didn't even know how long ago Craig broke up with his ex. Was it a month? A year? Two weeks? Was he pushing too fast? 
Besides, Craig probably didn't even see Tweek like that. He was a famous country star after all. There were men much more like him out there he could pursue. Men who were famous and used to Craig’s lifestyle.
With a sigh, Tweek went to delete the wink and replace it with a star or a smile, (he hadn't decided which one) when Kiwi took hold of a lock of Tweek's hair and pulled. Tweek yelped, his thumb going right down on the send button.
His heart froze in his chest as he stared down at his mistake. A scream rose up from his throat but died down the moment the livestream started a few seconds later.
Craig smiled at the camera, waving. He held up the black and white guinea pig from his wallet photo and moved his paw to wave as well.
"Howdy," He greeted, and Tweek realized just how much of an accent Craig put on for his fans. "There's quite a crowd here, huh, Astro? I think this is my biggest livestream yet."
Astro didn't look all that impressed. Craig set him down in his lap.
"I'm guessin' you're all here because I said I've got some really big news. I can tell from the chat, you all seem to think it's music related." Craig's smile strained. "It ain't."
Craig took a deep breath, scooting a little farther back. Best Tweek could tell the livestream took place in Craig's living room, which was nothing but Western aesthetic: decorations made with wood, barbwire, and rope covered the wall behind him along with a rustic painting of a pasture with some tiny black, white, and red dots (probably cows or horses, Tweek realized) on it.
"This isn't how I wanted to do this." Craig sighed. "I had other ideas. Plans much classier than this, when I was in a much happier place in my life, but circumstances changed. I want y'all to hear this from my mouth and not the front page of a magazine."
Craig shook once. His face twisted like he was going to vomit, but he swallowed any bile back down.
"I am gay," Craig stated simply, pulling Astro so he pressed against his stomach. "I have always been gay. Since I was still in my mama. That's just how it works. That's how God made it work."
Tweek tensed. Around this part was when he started to edit out the pandering. If Craig went on about God and how He has a purpose for him, then he threw out all Tweek did and went back to the first draft.
Craig's eyes flicked up, looking beyond the camera, then back. "This has been a hard decision for me and a shock for many of you, I'm sure. Or maybe it’s not. Maybe you could all tell and never bothered to let me in on the secret."
Tweek let out a breath he did not remember taking. He slumped forward so abruptly that Kiwi fell from his hair. Kiwi landed, somewhat gracefully, if a little wobbly, on the table.
"Sorry!" Tweek reached out to comfort Kiwi, but he turned and flew up to his perch in his cage.
Craig continued, "Like I said, this isn't how I wanted this to happen. I’d rather had y'all meet my husband after we got engaged or married, but that ain't gonna happen now, I guess."
Pain flashed across his face for a fraction of a second. "I'm sure y'all find out why when Country Western Living comes out since that's where my ex outs me. I think publishing it is downright dirty and shows a lack of journalistic integrity, but I'm not a rich ol' magazine editor." He shrugged. "What do I know — besides you don’t tell other folks secrets for money?"
Tweek couldn't help but smile. Craig was going to throw that magazine right under the bus for this, wasn't he?
"I can say, I spent years hiding myself from people, both family and friends, and from the world itself. It was hard, and I felt like a liar. I heard conversations about folks like me that made my stomach churn. Conversations that I'm sure wouldn't happen if the people in the room knew I was like the people they were talking about."
He cleared his throat. "Even if it's not a perfect coming out story, I think I'll be much happier now, and I know I can make music truer to my life and with more passion than ever before. I want this to be a good thing for all of us."
Astro pipped and began to roll out of Craig's lap. Craig smiled down at him then set him on the floor.
"Don't worry about Astro. I'm still keeping an eye on him. He's safe," Craig reassured. He settled himself back in his seat before continuing, "Now, I know some of you don't ‘agree' with people being gay, and, well, I can't change your mind, but if you don't, it isn't my problem."
Craig fixed the camera with a hard look, his accent falling for the last sentence.
That wasn't part of the first draft or the edited one. Craig was supposed to offer to answer questions from the livestream after he mentioned how coming out would make his life better.
Tweek leaned so close his nose nearly touched the laptop screen. 
He was proud for Craig. 
Even as he answered, somewhat invasive, questions about his sexuality, he seemed relaxed, as if a heavy weight hanging over him just dropped to the ground and missed him.
Well that's what it was, wasn't it? No more hiding. No more lies and fake girlfriend stories. No more feeling like a gay fly on the wall when people bash the community.
"Ok, um, Little.Shop.Of.Yaoi280, I don't know what a ‘uke' or a sea...seem...see-mee? Whatever are and I don't think I want to," Craig was saying as he read through the comments. "Yes, KittyKatLover, I have read the Old Testament. I also read all the verses that say God loves me and made me how I am. That's all I want to say about that."
Tweek finally fell back in his chair, running his hands through his hair, with a goofy smile on his face. Craig handled those kinds of questions a little better than Tweek did the first few times he got then online. Nowadays he deleted invasive or backhanded comments on sight. He used to argue, sometimes with sources, sometimes without, and it would keep him up at night with worry.
He'd have to advise Craig to copy his current method and not his old one.
"Ok, I think Astro wants to go nap with his brother and sister, so one more question," Craig muttered, more to himself than the stream. "Let's see...I like this one. PikachuKetchumAll151 asks me if I could have come out like I wanted with a husband at my side, what would I have said."
He hummed a moment. "I would have announced the man with me is the love of my life and I am blessed to introduce you all to him, but that isn't going to happen any time soon, unless," Craig smirked, "I get very lucky with dates in the near future." He winked.
Tweek fell out of his chair and to the floor, eyes wide. No. Craig didn't. He didn't just ask him on a date on a livestream like that, did he?
"Oh, jeez!" Tweek's mouth gaping open like a freshly caught trout as Craig finished up.
The screen was dark for only a few seconds before Tweek's phone began to ring. Shaking, Tweek answered it without looking at the number.
"Tweek?" Craig asked. His voice was nothing but excitement. "It's over. Did you watch it? All of it?"
"Did you ask me out on a livestream?"
"Hmmmm, no," Craig replied, almost coyly, and Tweek remembered how to breathe properly. "I wanted to ask if you'd like to hang out, actually. I'm not ready to date anyone else right now, but making friends who are also gay and have been out longer than me? I would like that."
Tweek forced his voice to stay steady as he replied, "Yeah, I'd like that too."
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Red tapped her nails against the lacquered wood of her desk. Her stomach twisted with disgust. She might just vomit over all the negativity surrounding Craig.
She shook her head. No, it's a very vocal few. Most of the reaction towards Craig coming out as gay had been positive. He had plenty of congratulations and even some fanart for him with the Pride flag. Some celebrities even tweeted they were proud of him.
"About time. You'll be happier now, Craig! #LoveisLove" The frontman of Moop, Stan Marsh, tweeted. His partner, Red's old friend, Wendyl, as well as the rest of Moop, also sent Craig their support. Wendyl even went as far as to argue on Craig's behalf in the comments. 
Not that Red planned on showing that to Craig. She couldn't risk him getting involved in an online shouting match and ruining his aloof country boy persona.
Her eyes drifted over the copy of the magazine on her desk. Craig and Thomas were on the cover, walking out in a park and holding hands. Craig’s focus was solely on Thomas and not the beautiful scenery. They must have assumed deep in an isolated park would be a safe place for a secret date. Clearly, they were wrong. 
For what seemed like the hundredth time, Red skimmed the article. The picture Thomas claimed they would publish, one of him and Craig kissing, was nowhere to be found. Red didn’t believe Thomas lied about the photo. When he called, he was stammering nervously and the stress made his tic act up so badly he had to keep starting his sentence over and apologizing.
From Red’s best guess, the photo was probably on private property and the magazine couldn’t legally publish it, but this could use it against Thomas anyway. Not that it mattered in the end. Thomas already admitted he and Craig were dating in the article. 
Red closed the magazine then tossed it aside. Even if Thomas had been tricked into talking, he still was the reason Craig had been strong armed into coming out before he was comfortable, and that pissed Red off.
Grumbling to herself, she turned back to scrolling through the comments on Craig’s latest post, a picture of Petunia in sunglasses and a tiny cowboy hat. It never ceased to amaze her how much he dotes on his pets and treats them like his own children.
Unfortunately, even on a post of a rodent dressed as a cowgirl, people were making hateful comments and asking invasive questions.
Kevin opened the door, steaming bowls in his hand.
"I have leftover chili or microwave ramen." He held up the bowls in turn. "Which do you want?"
Red didn't look up from her computer. "Ramen."
Chili was too heavy and spicy for her stomach to handle. Kevin watered down the romen every time, so she didn't have to worry about making herself sicker.
He slipped the bowl next to her then looked over her shoulder with a frown.
"You need to take a break from those," He told her before spooning chili into his mouth.
"I want to, but I can't." She slurped up noodles. "I'm going to report every bashing comment that might break Twitter's terms of service so Craig doesn't have to see it." Twitter probably wouldn't do anything, even if the comment did break their TOS, but it made her feel better anyway, since Craig decided deleting comments would only make things worse.
Kevin rubbed between her shoulder blades. His hand was warm from the bowls, relieving some of the tension.
"Craig's a big boy, Red. He can handle some hate comments. He's probably been preparing for it for most of his adult life." Kevin set his bowl down to walk behind her. He wrapped his arms around her shoulders then rested his chin on her head. Given how tall she was, when she sat was about the only time Kevin could do this.
"I know, but..." A noise of uncertainty left her throat.
He kissed the top of her head. "It'll be alright. Someone else will do something worse soon and everyone will forget about Craig being gay."
Red set a hand over one of Kevin's, smiling softly. He was such a good husband, so caring and sweet and understanding. She hoped Craig would find someone like that for himself one day.
"Hey, do you know who the guy Craig's been texting nonstop is? Some gay internet celeb, right? The one who helped him with the script?" Red asked abruptly.
"Tweek Tweak, I think is his name," Kevin replied. "I checked out his channel: he's got an alright voice and seems like a good guy. Craig really likes him. We should take bets if this is another case of Tuckers falling in love instantly."
Red rolled her eyes at the joke.
“Good thing I’m a Stoley now, huh? Or you would be worried."
Kevin laughed. “Good thing for both of us!”
Red hummed to herself a moment before pushing back her chair, nearly sending Kevin to the floor. She jumped to her feet and spun around.
"I'm done with this for tonight," Red announced, taking Kevin's hand. "You're right anyway. Craig is a big boy." She kissed his cheek. "So, com'on, let's go watch ‘Battlestar Galactica’."
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The house was much less "Cozy Ranch, Sweet Tea with Lemon on the Table Next to a Fresh  Rhubarb Pie" Charm than Tweek expected, Craig could tell just by the confused expression on his face as he looked around the living room. After the livestream, Craig put most of the western decoration back in the attic where it usually stated. If he had to stare at a ‘Live, Laugh, Ride Horses’ on the wall all the time, he’d vomit. Every time he had tried to ride a horse before, it either nearly threw him off or tried to eat his fingers. He could live and laugh  just find without them
"Something wrong?"
"No. It's just...big. Wow. Way bigger than my apartment." Tweek spun around. "If I let Kiwi loose here, I'd never see him again."
"It's not that big," Craig defended, deciding not to mention that was the main reason he didn't like his own pets wandering outside their pen without him around. Once he and Stan and Kevin spent the better half of a day searching for Stripe when he escaped from the pen
"I think my parents' coffee shop could fit in here," Tweek muttered, bending down to get a closer look at a stone carving Craig got from a trip to Peru.
"You're parents own a coffee shop?" Craig put his hands in his pockets. "So you're from a business family?"
"It is why I have my degree in business management." Tweek reached his hand to touch the nose of the carving but flinched back. "Did you ever go to college? I mean, I think Stan said he met you in college, didn't he?"
Craig picked up the carving, making Tweek stumble back a few steps.
"I left to become a music star," He twisted the carving over, brushing his fingers along the maker's mark at the bottom, "but I was learning about the physics and chemistry required in the fuel propulsion of jets and rockets."
Tweek blinked at him. "So you left college to be a rocket scientist to sing about drinking beer and trucks."
"You know," Craig set the carving back on the table, "my parents had the same reaction."
"You could have gotten us to Mars." Tweek straightened up. "But, you know, I admire that you took the chance and left that path to follow your dream." He grinned. "Really. It's admirable. My parents would have flipped out if I dropped everything to tour." 
He paused then quickly added, "Not that I want to. I like being able to record from my house. Little stage performances are enough for me."
Craig laughed. "No, I understand. It's pretty heart pounding to have a million eyes on you at once."
Tweek shuddered at the thought.
"Hey, come on, my kids are excited to meet you." Craig put his hands on his shoulders and steered Tweek out of the living room and down the hall.
"I've been telling them only good things these past weeks," Craig continued. "How talented you are and what nice handwriting you have." He paused at a door. "I let Petunia sniff your revision, and she loved it so much she nibbled on the paper."
Tweek snorted as Craig opened the door.
The pen took up a sizeable corner of the room and was surrounded by a knee height fence. Inside were several beds and many toys and hidey holes for his pets. Craig noticed one of the sipper bottles was getting low and made a note to refill it, along with their food dish which somebody (Probably Stripe) knocked over into the bedding again.
“Wow.” Tweek’s mouth gaped. “I thought guinea pigs were kept in cages like hamsters, not something like this.”
“I built it myself,” Craig proclaimed, “though, I went a little overboard in size. Three pigs don’t need this much room.” 
His plan was to let Petunia have a litter and have himself an army of guinea pigs, but once recording and touring started up, Craig found it was hard enough providing enough care and affection for the ones he had, so he took all three to the vet to be neutered. According to the vet, they  would live happier and healthier lives that way anyway.
One of the guinea pigs shuffled around in the hammock and poked a nose out. Petunia looked around before spotting Craig. She gave a squeak and scrambled out to hurried over, probably expecting treats. Her noisy journey from the hammock made the other two peek out from sleeping under a fake log.
Craig stooped down and picked up Petunia. He held her out for Tweek to hold.
"She doesn't bite," Craig mentioned when Tweek hesitated. "Promise."
Tweek took her and held her carefully to his chest. Stroking her long, brown fur, Tweek leaned over the small fencing to look at the others.
"She's soft and those two are really cute," he complimented with a nod to Astro and Stripe the Sixth.
"Thank you. I'm proud of my boys," He reached over and scratched Petunia between the ears, "and my baby girl."
Petunia moved her head against his palm with a happy noise.
Astro grew jealous at the attention Petunia was getting and began to get rowdy in the pen to steal some of it for himself. With a smile, Craig stepped into the pen and sat down. Instantly, Astro was in his lap with Stripe the Sixth settling down next to his leg.
Tweek wavered a moment before following after Craig and taking a seat in the pen.
He opened his mouth when his body went stiff.
"Ack!" He pulled his hand to his chest. "She licked me!"
A grin spread across Craig's face.
"That means she likes you." He scooted closer so they sat side by side, much to Stripe’s annoyance as he had just got comfortable.
"Like a dog?" Tweek stared down at Petunia in awe. Clearly, Tweek hadn’t had more interactions with rodents than average house mice.
"Yes, they are very affectionate critters." He pressed his leg against Tweek's, resting his palm on Tweek’s knee. Tweek tensed, but relaxed a moment later and didn't move away.
"Oh? They are? Well, you know, this," Tweek whistled softly, "is what birds do when they like you. They talk around you and sing."
"I didn't know that." Craig leaned a little closer. Their shoulders were touching now.
"Yeah. They sing and tweet all day if they're happy and safe."
Craig hummed a wordless tune, raising his finger to brush a lock of Tweek's hair back. Before his hand left, Tweek set his on top of it to keep it against his cheek.
"Do you want to know what guinea pigs do when they like someone?" Craig tilted his face towards him.
Tweek mimicked the action, twisting his body a little and disturbing Petunia. She made a whining squeak, alerting Tweek that his action displeased her, though he paid her little mind.
"What else?" He asked as his fingers gently squeezed Craig's hand.
"Something a little like..."
The gap between them grew steadily smaller and smaller until Craig pressed his lips against his.
"This." He pulled back, tapped the ends of their noses together, then pressed his luck to kiss Tweek again.
After a few blissful moments, the two parted completely.
This time when Petunia was disturbed she crawled out of Tweek's lap to trot to Craig's. She climbed over his crossed legs and snuggled down next to Astro.
"W... w... " Tweek stammered.
For a fleeting moment, Craig's chest gripped with worry that Tweek might be trying to say "Why did you do that?!" or "What made you think I wanted that?"
"’Wicked’..." Tweek finally breathed.
A snorting laugh escaped through Craig's nose. "I guess it was. Maybe even ‘radical’ or ‘tubular’?" He teased.
"No, I mean," Tweek chuckled, "'Wicked' like the musical. Jimmy gave me tickets to a performance he's helping with next month. Would you like to come? Like as a date?"
If he could grin any wider, his face would have split right down the middle.
"I'd like that, but you know what I'd like even more?"
Tweek's face dusted pink but he smiled too.
"What?"
"You let me take you out for a date tonight since I don't want to wait a month." Craig moved Stripe to his lap as well. The two already there made irritated squeaks but allowed their sibling to snuggle down between them.
Tweek nodded, pushing his hair back from his face.
"As long as there's no mechanical bull wherever you take me." He laughed. "My friend, Jason, rode one once and broke his arm when he fell off."
Craig's expression twisted into disgust before he could stop himself. Tweek furrowed his brow, nervously fiddling with the hem of his shirt.
"Tweek, I have a confession:" he took a breath, "I hate country music."
Tweek stared at him before bursting out into laughter.
"Oh, right, uh-huh." He elbowed him in the side. "That's a good one. If you want to go someplace with a bull, that's fine. Just don't expect me to ride it."
"I'm serious," Craig deadpanned. He leaned to allow his head to fall back. "I guess ‘hate’ is a strong word. I used to like it. I was raised on the stuff, after all."
Tweek lifted himself on his hands to turn to fully face him. His prompting look encouraged Craig to continue.
"When you said you thought it was admirable that I left school to pursue my passion, well, it was actually the opposite. Rocket science is my passion. Music is a job."
"What?" Tweek shook his head. "That doesn't make sense. That's not how it works."
"That's how it ended up." Craig shut his eyes. "Stan needed help taking all his Moop stuff to a venue, so I offered my car. The owner's daughter overheard me singing to myself and said she'd pay me to sing for her."
"Did you?"
"Thirty dollars for singing a cheesy country love song to a girl? Hell yeah, I did." Craig snickered at the memory. "After that, she told me she could get me on stage for a bit if I wanted. I didn't want a glamorous life of a music star, but I was a broke college student and performing there got me a free dinner and whatever tips I made."
He opened his eyes with a frown. "Then it all kind of snowballed from there. I got asked to come to sing there more and more and soon other places were asking for me, and Red offered to be my manager and before I knew it," he fell back, startling the guinea pigs, "I was famous."
Tweek stared at him, big blue eyes searching his face before he took a breath. "Why would you keep doing something that makes you unhappy?"
Craig shrugged. "Money. I sing what people want to hear from me and, until recently, pretended to be what they wanted completely. Just a good old Southern boy who sings songs that pander to other good old Southern boys."
"So, are all your songs just pandering? That can't be all you ever wrote." Tweek chewed his lip. His brow furrowed. Craig could only assume he was thinking about all the songs of Craig's he knew to check himself.
Craig pushed himself up onto his forearms. "I didn't write any of my songs, actually. When I was first starting, Red introduced me to a lyricist. He'd make the lyrics. I'd help with the instrumentals if he needed it."
"That...really?" Tweek moved to sit on his knees.
"Yeah, his name is Thomas." A pang hit his stomach, but he took a breath and went on, "Thomas actually did live a country life, a little. More to draw from than I have. He has Tourettes, and his mom sent him to a ranch camp for kids like him every summer from when he was eight to eighteen."
"Wow, so you’re really a fake," Tweek replied, unamused.
“I don’t auto tune myself or lip sing during concerts. Besides, I’m not the only one. An old member of Moop, Eric Cartman? He left to make a Christain Rock band called Faith+1. Fucker’s as far from a holy Christain man as you can get.” Craig snorted. “He’s even more in it for the money than I am. At least I care about my fans a little. That man would push them into the fires of Hell himself if he was offered a dime for it.”
“But you’re still faking! I mean,” Tweek ran a hand through his hair, “all of your songs can’t be pandering party songs, can they?”
"I do have one song that wasn't just a cash grab."
"Oh, yeah? Which one?"
"‘Hazel Eyes.'"
Tweek’s face twisted in thought as he tried to recall the song. Craig couldn't blame him if he didn't know it. ‘Hazel Eyes' barely broke the top forty for a week then faded into song obscurity. It was still his favorite, though for bittersweet reasons now.
Craig hummed the first two bars at the start of the chorus before he sang, "Black hair; Hazel eyes, looking at me with love long disguised. Hold my hand where dad and mom can't see. Let me with you and you with me. Please never look away from the future of we, my lovely hazel eyes."
Realization crossed Tweek's face.
"I remember that song. I really liked it, but didn't know the title."
Craig bobbed his head. "Thomas wrote that for me."
"Didn't he write everything for you?"
"No, I mean for me. Thomas...he was my boyfriend. I'm the ‘Hazel Eyes' the song talks about." Craig winced, realizing that bringing up a love song his ex wrote him with the man he just kissed was not his best plan.
"Oh..." Tweek chewed his lip "Wasn't Thomas the ex who..."
"Yeah, that Thomas," Craig confirmed. "I think that's another reason I don't like country much anymore. Everything I sing is by him. It's just salt in the wound."
A hand fell on his shoulder, so Craig lowered his gaze from the ceiling. Tweek smiled softly at him.
"Do you want to write a song with me? I'm not the best. I didn't go to college for it or anything, but maybe together we could make something good."
"So, what I told you isn't a deal breaker?" Craig asked.
Tweek shrugged. "No, I guess not. Maybe I can help you break into other genres, or if you want to leave professional music altogether and be a rocket scientist, I can help with that, too, if you want. I find people are much happier when they can be themselves and follow their passions."
Craig stared at him before chuckling. Tweek was such an amazing person.
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The night wind was pleasant as Craig and Tweek walked side by side down the street. Craig readjusted his coat. For once, he didn't look like something a western store threw up on: A blue zip-up jacket over an old Moop shirt, black skinny jeans, and a chullo hat with a geometric pattern and yellow tassels.
Tweek mocked the skinny jeans when he first noticed them until Craig pointed out that's what he had on as well. At that point, Tweek blushingly hurried them into the theater to find their seats.
Craig raved excitedly about the play they'd watched. Tweek was so pleased that Craig liked it. He'd suggested it on a whim. It was the first idea his brain could provide him with that wasn't ‘kiss him again, you fool!' He hadn't expected Craig to actually agree, but he hadn't expected Craig to confess he’d grown disenchanted with singing country music, either.
"Alright, so were Elphaba and Glinda low key in love or something? Or am I just reading that subtext now that I'm allowing myself to?" Craig wanted to know, lightly swinging their combined hands while they passed under a streetlamp.
Tweek laughed. "I've never read the book, but in the musical, it's platonic, I think."
"You've never read the Wizard of Oz?" Craig stopped and fixed Tweek with a startled expression.
"What? Of course, I have!" Tweek scoffed. "‘Wicked' is based on a book that’s based on the ‘Wizard of Oz’. I've never read it, so I don't know if Elphaba and Glinda are lovers there or not."
Craig chuckled. "Well, I'm going to assume they fucked at Shiz at least once."
With a chuckle of his own, Tweek began to reply when a new voice cut him off.
"Hey! Hey! Craig, you—cocksucker!”
Tweek flinched, spinning around. Sooner or later, he knew some crazed fan would come to harass them. Why did it have to be tonight though? Even with the skinny jeans thing, the night was going so well!
As the man neared, Tweek’s heart pounded in his ears. They weren't too far from the theater, so there had to be more patrons nearby who could call the police if a fight broke out, right? 
Scanning around, he saw only a huddle of people across the street, though they seemed to pay the couple and the yelling man no mind.
A disheveled man with short, messy hay-colored hair ran up to them and Craig stiffened. The man had bags under his eyes so deep that they rivaled the ones Tweek had when he was in the worst of his teenage anxieties.
"S-sorry!" He stammered, doubling over to pant. "I didn't mean to say--fuck!--that."
Tweek straighten. He wasn't much taller than the man, and nowhere near as tall as Craig, but he could be intimidating if he wanted to be.
"What do you want? We're busy right now," Tweek told him firmly. If they left quickly before this man started shouting at them, the night could still be salvaged.
Craig put his hand on Tweek's shoulder. He turned to him, and Craig shook his head.
With a deep breath first, Craig looked to the man. In an uninterested tone, he greeted, "Hello, Thomas."
Tweek stifled a gasp. Thomas? The Thomas? The one who forced Craig to out himself? That asshole?
Rage bubbled up in Tweek. He gritted his teeth and curled his hands into fists. If this jerk tried to cause trouble he would—
Craig wrapped his hand around his and squeezed without breaking eye contact with Thomas.
Thomas looked at their hands then looked away guiltily.
"Craig, I need to talk to--asshole! I need to talk to you." He chewed his lip. "Please."
"Why? So you can sell whatever I say to a magazine again?" Craig somehow remained coolly detached when he spoke. Thomas winced as if Craig just punched him in the gut.
"Craig, please, I didn't mean to. They had--they had a picture of us and--Balls shit!--we were kissing. How could I reply to that? Mother fucker! There was nothing I could have done! They would have run the picture anyway if I didn't answer. I--shit cock!-- I had to tell the truth!"
Thomas slumped forward, shrinking down like a dog about to be scolded for breaking a vase.
"I'm sorry. I did what I thought was best for you."
All at once, Craig’s aloof attitude broke. A low growl ripped from his throat as he stomped forward a step, getting into Thomas' personal space.
Jabbing a finger at his chest, he snarled, "‘Best for me'? If you wanted what was best for me you would have called me when it happened. Not Red. Me. You would have stood by me and helped me figure this out, but you wussed out on me and didn’t even answer my calls."
Thomas’ breath shook as he took it. He blinked hard, but under the streetlamp's light, he couldn't hide that his eyes were wet. 
A pang of pity hit Tweek's stomach. 
Thomas still loved Craig and probably did do what he thought was best. The cold indifference then a blast of sheering hot fury must have hurt more than Thomas let on.
Tweek reached out and grabbed a tassel of Craig's hat. Pulling it, he managed to make Craig step back.
"I'm sorry. I got scared, Craig! I'm not...Look at me! Who would want to come out dating someone like me?" He whimpered.
"I did — would! I never gave a fuck about your tics or how you looked." He squeezed Tweek's hand so hard, that Tweek bit back a yelp. Craig didn’t notice. "But that doesn't matter now, I guess. Goodbye, Thomas."
Craig pulled Tweek down the street. Tweek looked over his shoulder to see Thomas sigh heavily and slowly walk the way he came. The huddle of people instantly turned their attention to him when he neared. They started to console Thomas, but Craig took Tweek around a corner before he could see more.
"Craig..." Tweek started, "Um...that was—"
"Harsh?" Craig stopped, and Tweek bumped into his back. "Yeah, I know. It's the first time we've seen each other in months. He's been avoiding me. I guess it all came up at once."
Tweek twiddled his thumbs. It wasn't his place to say, but he couldn't hold his tongue on this. "I think he really was sorry."
"Yeah, I know," Craig repeated. "I know." He sighed. "Sorry. I just...I'll forgive him some time, but not right now. He threw my whole life out of sync and didn't even have the guts to help me set it back up. I think I'm entitled to making him squirm a little."
Tweek shrugged nervously. "Yeah, maybe, but you're not going to make him suffer too much, right?" 
At least Thomas seemed to have friends to help him through Craig’s retribution, but Tweek still felt pity for him. Breaks up hurt, he knew that from experience, but all Tweek's breakups had been over issues much more trivial or minor than what Craig and Thomas went through.
"Another couple of weeks or a month, and I'll reach out," Craig muttered after a moment's thought, "but, Thomas and I are over. I couldn't ever trust him fully again." He flashed a smile at Tweek before taking his hands gently in his. "At least, I got one good thing out of this."
He bent down and kissed Tweek, slow and sweet. Tweek chuckled and rested his forehead against his.
"I wish I'd been able to meet you when I was younger. I think you would have made an awesome first boyfriend," Craig said with a lopsided smile. 
"You know, I think I just thought of a great idea for a song if you'd like to head back to my place for the night and work on it," Tweek offered.
"I'd love that."
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AN: Epilogue posted in a week
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Title: The Pandering Country Western Star
Summary: Craig is a closeted country star. Tweek is an internet famous singer who's been out since middle school. when Craig’s ex outs him to a magazine, can Tweek be of any help to Craig in his time of need?
Ships: Creek, Revin, mentioned Stendy, past Cramos
Rating: T
Other: This was a cathartic story to deal with my coworkers being assholes :)
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Craig tipped back his head, downing the last of his drink.
Stan raised an eyebrow at him. "So, it's been fifteen minutes. Are you finally going to tell me what happened?"
Craig signaled the bartender for another Coke. He wanted to get absolutely wasted and completely forget the betrayal, but he couldn't risk that he might do something that would drag his reputation down worse than it already would be next week.
"Thomas." Craig fished out a twenty from his wallet and handed it to the bartender. "Just keep bringing whatever drinks you have cold and around until that runs out." He instructed the bartender, who then looked at her regular, Stan.
Stan just shrugged. "What's left over can pay off my tab, I guess."
She nodded and left the men to their own devices.
Stan sipped his Sprite. "What about Thomas? You two break up?"
Craig stirred the ice in his glass. "We are now." He groaned, shoulders slumping forward. "Stan, my career is over. He told a magazine."
Stan choked on his drink. He beat his chest and earned a look from the bartender. He waved her concerns off with his hand.
"'Told'? 'Told' like..." Stan lowered his voice, "like he told a magazine you're gay?"
Craig nodded solemnly. "Yeah. Not just any magazine. Fucking 'Country And Western Life' —the biggest country music magazine. I am boned."
Stan made a sound of understanding, reaching out to pat Craig's back. Stan was in the unique position of having some empathy for Craig's situation. His music career was ruined by gossipy journalism digging too deep into his personal life as well, though, Stan's career hadn't nearly made it as big as Craig's.
His band had one single make it to number one on the top forty charts, and that was mainly because it was in a low budget action spoof that was an unexpected box office success.
Craig had one song make it to number two, and three others make it into the top ten on the country charts. A collaboration he did with another, older star, made it to number one and held the spot for nearly three weeks.
Stan's fall from grace was not nearly as big of a crash and burn as Craig's would be.
"I don't understand why he'd do this." Craig shook his head. "I thought we had something special. Fucking wrong there, I guess."
"What did your manager say?" Stan asked.
Craig raised a shoulder in a shrug. "Red said she'd leave it up to me. I could deny it, but since I don't know what Thomas brought to 'Country And Western Life', I might end up making myself look like a fool. Or I could just come out myself before it publishes and take the thunder from them, but then..." He shuddered.
"You'd have to deal with a legion of homophobic ex-fans throwing Bible verses at you and saying you're doing it to pander to gay people and trying to be some SJW?" Stan finished.
"Yeah." He ran a hand through his hair. "I don't know what to do. I don't want to lose my fan base."
"Well, I can tell you from experience, stepping out of the limelight and settling into a nice domestic life isn't terrible." Stan unlocked his phone and began to turn it towards Craig, but he raised his hand to stop him.
"I don't want to see pictures of your partner and kids." Craig rolled his eyes.
Stan huffed in offence but put his phone in his pocket. "Honestly, Craig? I think you're worrying too much. It's twenty-nineteen. Not as many people as you're expecting will care that your gay. A vocal few, sure, but even if some people are against queer people, they'll ignore it for the sake of your music and work. It'll only be a big deal if you make it one."
He raised his glass slightly. "Or that's what happened when Wendyl and I came out. We still have to block some assholes who spam our accounts sometimes, but once the first 'outrage' died down, we actually got more fans. I don't know if I'm good representation for people, but I think Wendyl is, at least." He smiled fondly at the thought of his partner.
Even though he made a snort at Stan, he was glad that they were happy together. When they were just college roommates, Craig was sure he and Wendyl wouldn't actually make it past the first few dates. Somehow they did though.
That was more than Craig could say about his relationship. He honestly thought Thomas might be the one. He'd occasionally even brought up the idea of a secret wedding, usually as a joke, to test the waters. Thomas never answered him seriously, but he never said he would be against it. The tabloids would have a field day if he started wearing a wedding ring.
Not that that mattered anymore...
Craig set his straw down to drink the coke from the glass. He let a chunk of ice fall into his mouth and crunched down hard on it.
"The difference between you and Wendyl and me is you and Wendyl were retired from your music days. No one talks about 'Moop' anymore. 'Craig Tucker' is a household name," Craig pointed out. "You weren't making hard rock for the radio. You two are activists for animals. One of those lends itself well to a non-binary person and their bisexual husband — and it's not the first one."
Stan rolled his eyes. "That sounded like an insult, but you're feeling like shit so I'll let it slide." He sucked a breath through his teeth. "Craig, dude, I really wish I could help you out here, but...I don't know. I don't think your career is over. You're overreacting. You can still make money as a country star. It'll be rough as hell these next few months, but if you just keep on keeping on, it'll be fine. Show everyone you accept yourself for you and don't care what anyone else thinks."
"Besides, " He rolled his wrist as he spoke, "someone will do something else, have an affair, use a slur in an interview, die, and everyone will move on. It's the music industry. They have the attention span of a gnat."
Craig grunted, burying his face in his arms. Why did he think Stan would actually be able to help him? A country star being gay was a totally different ballpark than a rock star going on a drunken stupor in his underwear through New York.
"So you vote for going out on Twitter and telling everyone myself then? Is that what I'm hearing?" Craig asked as he peeked up to stare past Stan towards the stage.
The folk band finished their set and bowed to the applauding crowd. From the little bits Craig had paid attention too, the folk band wasn't that bad, but the violinist and guitarist needed to work on their harmonies together. They clashed more often than not, fighting each other for the melody with their  volume and drowning out the other members.
Stan shrugged. "I guess. At least it's from your mouth and not your ex's."
A single singer with a guitar came on stage now. He was handsome: soft blond hair, round face, a little chubby. Half of him screamed 'country singer', the other half...didn't. He had on a green-gray striped western shirt, brown vest, and a worn cowboy hat above the hips. On the other hand, below the hips, he had on beat up, dirty Converse sneakers and washed out skinny jeans with intentional holes in the knees.
Craig sat up a little to stare at the singer. He whistled quietly.
"Guess if everyone is going to know, it doesn't matter if I stare, does it? Damn." Craig nodded to himself. "He's a mess, but...damn."
Stan followed his gaze to the stage as the singer introduced himself as 'Tweek'. He didn't have the accent Craig was used to hearing from country singers.
"Oh, him? He's a nice guy, actually. Little too anxious, but ok voice nonetheless," Stan told him. "He must want to do country covers tonight. Usually, he wears a normal button up, but not when he sings Conway Twitty and Johnny Cash."
"He ever covered any of my songs?" Craig questioned.
"Yes and no," Stan smirked, "he rarely does any modern country songs. Not unless he really likes them, but I've heard him sing 'You Never Even Called Me By My Name' before."
Craig mock punched Stan in the arm, making him spill part of his Sprite. Stan glared at him before reaching for a napkin to mop up the mess.
Tweek nodded to a man sitting next to the stage to hit play on a recording. The opening piano began as he strummed, tapping his foot. He took a breath and began to sing.
"The bar was empty. I was sweeping up the floor."
Even hearing only the first line, Craig could tell this man had none of the twang that gave the song some of its charm. His voice also didn't go quite as low as Brad Paisley's did naturally, either. He was about to mention this to Stan when Tweek sang the next line, and Craig froze.
"That's when he walked in. I said, 'I'm sorry but we're closed."
"He changed the pronouns," Craig muttered to himself. Stan smirked again at him before shushing Craig with a finger to his lips.
After that, Craig listened more closely. All throughout the entirety of 'We Danced', Tweek kept changing the pronouns from 'she' to 'he'. He even, albeit somewhat clumsily, changed a few other words and phrases as well ('purse' to 'wallet' and 'diamond ring' to 'golden band') confirming that he was singing this song about a man.
"He's not bad," Stan leaned back to speak, "don't you think?"
"Yeah, I mean," Craig shook himself, but it didn't do as much as he hoped, "it's ok. He's ok. He's singing a bit lower than I think he can comfortably do, but he holds the notes nicely and...yeah. He's ok."
Stan chuckled, giving Craig a knowing smile that Craig ignored, instead focusing on Tweek. The crowd clapped when Tweek finished his song before he started up another. Through his entire set, he changed the songs the same way.
After Tweek finished his last cover of 'As She's Walking Away'--'As He's Walking Away'? Craig wasn't sure--he thanked the audience, "Um, thank you, everyone. Have a good night and be safe getting home. Call a cab if you need it." He waved and headed off the stage.
Craig started to get out of his chair before he could help himself. Stan put a hand on his stomach.
"Do you want to meet him?" Stan asked, his eyes glittering.
"W-what?" Craig blinked. He straightened up and quickly took his seat. He sat in the corner of the bar to avoid being identified for a reason.
"Do you want to meet him?" He repeated. "I know Tweek. I can introduce you if you'd like."
Craig narrowed his eyes. "Was this planned, Marsh? Did Red set this up?"
"Happy accident." Stan laughed, jumping from his seat. "Come on, Tweek usually cools down after being on stage out back with his friend, manager, person, Jimmy."
Craig raised an eyebrow but stood anyway to follow Stan out.
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Tweek and another man sat on the tailgate of a pickup truck that needed a new paint job, new tires, and a new passenger side window. Tweek raised a beer to whatever his friend said with a grin.
"Hey! Tweek, Jimmy! Hey!" Stan waved his arm. "Good show, Tweek."
"Thanks, but it wasn't that good." Tweek took a sip of his beer. "It went ok. I think I sped up a few songs and choruses. Not that that's fully my fault. I was going to sing a different set, but Jimmy brought the wrong CD." He sent a glare at Jimmy, who looked away embarrassed.
"I think it went over w-w-w-well," Jimmy told him matter-of-factly. "Besides, you don’t have 'The M-M-Miss-Missip...' The Squirrel Church Song down yet anyway."
"'Squirrel Church Song'?" Craig stepped around Stan and the two on the tailgate took notice of him for the first time. "You don't mean that Ray Stevens' song, do you?"
Tweek nodded, looking him over as he tried to figure out where he'd seen Craig before.
"Yeah, The Mississippi Squirrel Revival.'" Snapping his fingers to the beat, he sang, "The day the squirrel went berserk in the First Self-Righteous Church--"
"In that sleepy little town of Pascagoula," Craig joined in. Jimmy's eyes grew wide as he made the connection between Craig's voice and his face. His mouth fell open.
With shared grins, the two singers finished the chorus, "It was a fight for survival, that broke out in revival! They were jumpin' pews and shouting 'Hallelujah'!"
Jimmy put his hand on Tweek's arm. "Tweek, that--"
"I know, Jimmy, I know." Tweek rolled his eyes. "I don't have the voice for anything too gospel. Let me have my fun, dude. I'm not on stage."
"No, Tweek, do you know who this is?" He jabbed a finger at Craig. "That C-Cr-Cra-Craig Fucking Tucker!"
Tweek let out a strangled 'WHAT?!' and dropped his beer can. Stan frowned and leaned down, making sure to set it beside Tweek. If Tweek hadn't started yammering on, Stan would have told them to recycle the can when they were done.
"I sang a fucking comedy song with a music star?" Tweek gasped. "Fuck! A professional musician heard me sing on stage? When I was singing a set I hadn’t really practiced!?" His eyes went wide and he stared down at the holes in his knees then groaned, slumping down. " While wearing skinny jeans and a cowboy shirt...!"
Jimmy laughed nervously, waving his hands in front of Tweek.
"He's usually much better than this. It's the beer. I swear." Jimmy forced a smile that Craig could tell was fake. It was the same one Red used when she had to give an answer to a bullshit question to save face.
Stan set a hand on Tweek's shoulder. "Sorry. Should have texted you first before bringing him out, but Craig really enjoyed your show. He wanted to meet you."
"'Meet me'?" Tweek squeaked. "Why?"
Craig shrugged. "Just because." He gestured. "Can I take a seat? Do you mind?"
Jimmy lifted himself up and moved over, exposing a pair of crutches behind him in the bed that Craig hadn't noticed before. Craig sat between them, leaving Stan to use the wheel to hoist himself up and sit in the bed. He accidentally kicked the crutches when he spread his legs out.
"Hey, watch it!" Jimmy scolded. "T-those are new, thank you very much."
"Sorry, Jimmy."
Tweek made a high pitched noise then coughed into his hand. "So, what's a big star like you doing in a bar like this?"
"Is that a pick up line?" Stan asked coyly, making Tweek picked up the empty can and mockingly toss it at him. It missed by a mile and bounced against the metal bed with a clang.
"Stan was a big star before he was an everyday, boring family man." Craig smirked at the glare Stan gave him. "We're friends. I wanted to visit him for the night while I was around."
"Oh, right, Moop. I forget someti..." Tweek trailed off when he realized just how offensive his comment sounded. "Well, that's nice of you to stay in touch with your friend."
"Don't know if I'd go as far as 'friend'..." Stan grumbled, taking out his phone.
They chatted for the next hour or so and Craig learned a lot about Tweek and Jimmy. Jimmy hosted an internet show where he brought what he believed to be up and coming talent on to showcase their skills. Tweek, being his good friend, was the first guest he brought on (or, as Tweek put it 'tricked into a recorded video chat').
Tweek himself had his own channel where he posted covers of whatever song caught his fancy. Just a quick, discrete skim of the YouTube channel confirmed it to Craig. Tweek really did post a little of everything: country, classical, Broadway musicals, folk, rock.
Craig wondered if he was still trying to find his niche or not, and Tweek replied with a shrug.
"My therapist told me to do what makes me happy, and different types of music make me happy," Tweek explained.
"You know what would make me happy? A drink." Jimmy twisted around for his crutches. "Anyone else?"
"I'm good." Tweek shook his head.
Stan opened his mouth to decline when Craig tapped his leg. He flicked his eyes towards Tweek then moved his head a little.
Stan understood, thankfully, and stood up in the bed.
"Craig put tetwenty n on my tab, so I'm getting another Sprite. All drinks are on me whether you want a can or not." He leaped over the side and landed with a stumble on the ground. Quickly correcting himself, he dusted off his pants as if he hadn't nearly landed on his nose.
Tweak looked from Craig than to Jimmy and Stan as they walked away. He chewed his lip and began to stand, calling to wait for him, when Craig cleared his throat.
"May I ask you a personal question?" Craig said quickly, trapping Tweek in a social protocol net.
Tweek twiddled his thumbs together. "Sure. I guess."
"When you sang, you changed the songs. They sounded like you were singing to a man." Craig rested his chin in his palm. "Why is that?"
Tweek's face twisted into an angry, sour expression.
"Because I'm gay and I don't want to sing about girls. I want to sing about men." Tweek's voice came out low and warning. "I'm not making money off my covers or hurting people. It's fine."
Craig recoiled with a frown. "I never said it wasn't."
Tweek eyed his expression a second then frowned himself.
"Sorry. Most of the time when someone asks me that, it's directly followed by how ‘I should be ashamed of myself'." He rolled his eyes.
"Ashamed? For being gay? That's bullshit. It's nothing to be ashamed about." He sounded like a hypocritical anti-bullying program. Realizing this, he quickly added, "or should you be ashamed for singing country without a twang?" He saturated his voice with a deep southern accent on the last word, earning a smile from Tweek.
"Both, actually." Tweek snickered. "I've made some people pretty upset that I can't sing in an accent I don't have. People really like to give me shit for things I can't help."
Craig chuckled. "Yeah, I know what you mean."
His phone buzzed loudly in his pocket. Red was calling him.
"Oh, um, one minute, " Craig held up his finger, "and I'll be right back."
He took a few steps away from the truck before answering.
"Yes, cousin dearest?" Craig answered in a deadpan. "Any more news about my toppled career?"
"Depends. Have you decided what you're going to do?" Red asked from the other end of the line. "Are you going to see how the article turns out or are you going to out yourself?"
Craig hummed a minute. Red said the chance that they wouldn't run the article without the part where Thomas outed him was slim to none. That was too good of information for them to just sit on and never profit from.
"I think I'll tell my fans myself." Craig turned over his shoulder to look at the truck. Stan and Jimmy returned with cans in hand. Jimmy tossed one to Tweek, but he missed and it went under the truck.
"The magazine hits the shelves next week. If you're going to do it, you'll need to do it soon," Red advised. "Livestream, maybe. Or a series of heartfelt tweets. Make sure you mention something about God making you gay. That'll work in your favor."
Craig nodded, realized Red couldn't see him, then replied, "Got it."
"I'll start calling around. There will be plenty of news outlets who want to get the inside scoop on this. Tell me when you're planning on posting it. We need you to look in as best of a light as possible. See you, cuz."
She hung up before he could reply.
When he returned to the truck, Stan's legs stuck out from under it as he searched for the missing can. Tweek crouched beside him, holding his phone light out as Jimmy sipped his beer.
"I could just p-p-p-pull the truck forward, you know," Jimmy offered.
"No, I've nearly got it." Stan wriggled forward. "Ah-ha!" There was a thudding, then a dented can bounced out from under the truck. Tweek tried to grab it, only to fall forward into the dirt.
Craig stooped down and plucked the can up. He winced and held it away from himself. Opening the beer would shower everyone around after all the shaking it had endured. He wasn’t risking it.
Stan's head popped up, dusty and a mess, before he hauled himself up onto the tailgate. Craig handed the beer to Jimmy, who, thankfully, had enough sense not to open it.
"Stan, I need to go." Craig shook his phone for emphasis. "Red has a game plan for...what's going to happen."
"Oh, does she?" Stan patted his hair out. "I'd offer to take you to get Wendyl's help if you want it, but I'm driving these knuckleheads home."
Jimmy rolled his eyes. "We're fine. Tweek is sober as a saint."
"He had a beer when we walked out," Stan countered.
"He spilled half of it."
"Half a beer is still a beer!" Stan snapped. "You're not drunk driving on my watch."
Craig stepped forward. "I'll drive Tweek home if he wants."
Only after the suggestion left his mouth did he realize how strange that must have sounded. Craig barely knew Tweek from Adam. What reason did he have to offer to help Tweek when he already said he had something else to do?
Tweek took a step back. "I rode with Jimmy here. I can squeeze in or I'll sit in the bed. It's fine. Thank you though."
"No, really, let me take you home. I'm a good driver, I swear."
"No, I'll ride with Stan. He knows the way there already."
"Please?"
Jimmy narrowed his eyes. "He said no, dude. Let it d-drop."
Craig swallowed nervously. "Ok, I guess I have to get used to saying this but listen..."
It was hard to breathe suddenly. His face felt hot. His hands were sweating.
"Yes?" Tweek frowned.
"Listen, I, uh, I..." He hissed a breath out. "My ex-boyfriend outed me to a very popular magazine that is going to out me to the public in a week. My manager suggested I steal some of the magazine's thunder by coming out as gay myself. I would like someone with a little more expertise in this subject than I have to offer suggestions on how I should go about doing this bullshit."
Tweek's mouth hung open, as did Jimmy's. Stan picked up his Sprite can and took a long drink.
"Breathe, Craig. Don't pass out, now. You'll get used to saying it after a little while." He raised his Sprite to him. "Be brave, brother."
Craig ignored him, but did take a deep breath and force his lungs to expand.
"Well? If you don't want to, it doesn't matter that much." Craig tensed despite himself.
Tweek chewed his lower lip. "I, um, do you want my number? I have work tomorrow, so I do need to get home and sleep tonight. We can talk after work, if you want?"
Craig relaxed. "Yeah, that sounds good. Thanks, man."
Stan snorted to himself and shook his head at his drink. Craig resisted the urge to flip him off again as he pulled up a new contact. He and Tweek then exchanged phones.
For a brief moment, Craig wanted to add a heart to the end of his name as the contact, but he shook off the thought as silly and inappropriate. He wasn't going to rebound with a random guy at a bar to get back at Thomas. At least, not until he read the article or got a call back.
Though Red told him not to get his hopes up, he still held onto the dream that Thomas hadn't betrayed him and they could work through this together.
Handing Tweek back his phone, Craig pocketed his.
"I do need to go, too, actually." He said with a thumb jab over his shoulder. "I'll text you tomorrow?"
Tweek nodded but didn't speak. He stared at Craig for a second too long before averting his eyes.
Craig smiled to himself and turned to leave, suddenly feeling a little better about his future.
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Tweek panicked, pacing circles around his living room.
Stan planned this. That fucker had to. Him or Wendyl. Both of them encouraged him to "settle down" every other time they saw him, and last night Stan just so happens to introduce him to an available, handsome, music star who wants Tweek's advice?
There was no way that was all coincidence!
Tweek fretted about this meeting all day, ever since Craig texted him that morning asking when he could come by.
Why did he agree to this? Tweek had been out since he was a teenager! He hadn't had to hide that he was gay from anyone since becoming semi internet famous.
Jimmy featured him in his LGBTQ creators to follow video last June for fuck's sake! Tweek wasn't able to help Craig with this!
Someone knocked, tearing Tweek from his thoughts.
Vowing that the next time he went to visit Stan, he would slip Stan's children an excessive amount of sugary treats, Tweek dragged his feet to the door.
Craig looked the epitome of a modern country star: striped button up with the first three buttons undone, sleeves rolled up, jeans from a brand that Tweek knew he could never afford, a wooden cross hanging from a leather cord around his neck, and even a cowboy hat.
He had deep bags under his hazel eyes, which Tweek refused to look at for too long. He didn't want to risk being caught admiring the flecks of gold-brown in his iris.
"Hey," Tweek stepped aside and allowed him in, "Craig. How are you?"
"Tired." Craig rubbed his eyes with the heel of his palm. "My cousin woke me at five in the morning to talk about ideas for telling my fans I'm gay." He reached into his chest pocket to produce a folded sheet of lined paper. "Here's what we got."
Tweek took it but didn't open it. With a wave of his hand, he led Craig through his kitchen. Kiwi, Tweek's bird, raised his head from cleaning his feathers. He twittered at Tweek, walking across the table towards him. Tweek took the bird in his hand. He stroked his feathers as he returned him to his cage in the living room.
"Take a seat," Tweek said before he whistled at Kiwi. Kiwi chirped back then fluttered to sit on a high perch and preen himself in a mirror.
Craig slid onto the couch while Tweek went to his desk chair on the other side of the coffee table.
"Is that bird yours?" Craig eyed Kiwi.
"Yeah. That's Kiwi. My grandma couldn't keep her parrot when she moved, so my parents said I would take her. So I got her budgie, but budgies do better in pairs, so I bought Kiwi to go with my grandma's parrot--oh, her name was Apples. Get it? Apple and Kiwi? She was more yellow than Kiwi is, but," Tweek realized he was babbling and quickly finished his ramble, "Apples passed away last month, so it's just Kiwi now. I'm getting another budgie in a month or two, though. Do you have a pet?"
Craig perked up, some of his tiredness fading. He took his wallet from his pocket. Like a proud father, he flipped it open to reveal a picture of three guinea pigs: a long-haired brown one, a cream colored one with a stripe, and a black and white one.
"This is Petunia," He pointed to the long-haired one. "This is Astro." He moved his finger to the black and white one, "And finally Stripe the Sixth." He tapped the cream colored one.
"‘Sixth'?" Tweek echoed. "What happened to one through five?"
Craig closed his wallet. "Got into the Easter basket, Mom stepped on him, my friend's dog, old age, and old age," he counted off. "I've been keeping them as pets since I was five."
"Anything else?" Tweek sat, setting the paper Craig gave him on the table top.
"What, do you want me to name off pet names for forty head of cattle or a horse?" Craig chuckled and Tweek turned his full attention to his feet. "It's fine, Tweek. I don't own hooved animals."
"Oh, really?" Tweek swallowed. They should change the topic before Tweek made himself look like a complete fool. "We should get started now."
"Sure, if you're ready." Craig pointed to the paper. "Like I said, we spent all morning on it, but you should look over it and make sure we didn't leave anything out."
Tweek didn't touch the paper. "Do the people close to you know? Your parents? Siblings? Best friends?"
Craig blinked in surprise. "Y-yeah? Of course. I told my sister and friends in high school, and I told my parents in college. They know. Why does that matter?"
"Would you want to find out someone you thought trusted you didn't trust you enough to tell you something like they're gay?"
Craig thought on that a moment. "I guess not," He said.
Contented, Tweek finally unfolded the paper. Craig leaned closer, pushing his hat back a little, as he watched Tweek read.
The paper was...something. Tweek couldn't decide what. At times it really did feel heartfelt, but, at times, it also sounded like a celebrity's forced apology.
After reading it once, Tweek stood up and went to his desk. He returned a moment later with a pad of paper and a pencil. As Craig watched him with his eyebrows raised, Tweek organized the parts by level of sincerity.
When he finished, he spun the pad towards Craig and tapped the column with the least sincere sounding parts.
"Can you cut these?"
Craig furrowed his brow as he looked over the lines.
"But, those are important." Craig shook his head. "If I don't mention I'm sorry for hiding it from my fans, they'll get upset and feel betrayed."
"Are you sorry?"
"Yes," Craig replied automatically, robotically. Tweek fixed him with a probing look.
"They're not the ones hiding part of their lives. Their lives aren’t being judged for nothing. You don't owe them an apology," Tweek smiled softly at Craig. "Actually, a lot of these lines here are about your fans. I think only this one about working to make a better future and honest music with them sounds genuine."
Craig pursed his lips. He took a breath and blew it out. The breath whistled through his teeth.
"Why does it have to sound genuine?"
"Because if not, it sounds pandering." Tweek quipped, ripping the organized lines from the pad. As he began to rewrite the speech from scratch, Craig took off his hat and looked down into it with a serious expression on his face.
When he finished, Tweek pushed the pad over. "What do you think of that?"
Craig placed his hat back on, then skimmed the speech. He furrowed his brows and looked up.
"This is good. Really good."
Tweek shrugged, trying to hide the pride he felt.
"Is this how you came out? Did you say these things?" Craig wanted to know, taking a picture of the new script with his phone.
Tweek shook his head. "No. I just blurted it out during dinner one night. Mom and Dad were talking about road work messing their morning drive up and I just shouted ‘I'm gay!' when my dad took a breath. I wanted to tell them for a while, but I could never find the right time." A chuckle and he went on, "Mom said she always kind of knew. Dad said ‘that's nice.' They went right back on talking about the road work."
Craig snorted a laugh. "Really? Your parents sound very chill about it." A sigh. "I hope my fans will be, too."
Tweek reached over and put a hand on Craig's shoulder. "I'm sure they will be. If not, it's not your problem they're homophobes." He squeezed. "Things are really different from a decade ago. Not nearly as many people as you expect will give you flack for kissing boys."
Craig looked up at Tweek's smiling face and returned the expression. He set his hat beside him and pointed towards Kiwi's cage.
"Do you think I could get a better look at your bird? I need a break from all this already, and I do like small animals."
Tweek nodded and promptly jumped to his feet to retrieve Kiwi.
~~~~
Petunia napped on Craig's stomach while Stripe the Sixth munched on hey beside his head. Astro settled himself against Craig's ankle for a snooze.
Red looked over her cousin with a sigh. Her husband, Kevin, tried to peek around her shoulder. Like Craig, Red was taller than average, so Kevin had to step to the side to get a clear view of Craig on the floor of his pet pen.
"Craig, get up."
"Can't. Babies are sleeping." Craig muttered, keeping his own eyes shut. "Just tell me what you think of Tweek's revisions."
Red glanced at the paper in her hand then back up.
"I liked them," Kevin proclaimed. "They sound more...real than what you two had."
"‘Pandering' to the fans is what Tweek said," Craig smiled to himself, "and he wasn't wrong."
"I still think we should focus more on the ‘God made you gay’ bit. I found some verses we could use." Red tapped against her phone.
"I don't want to read Bible verses, Red." Craig slowly opened his eyes. Careful of Petunia, he picked up Stripe the Sixth and held him over his face. Tapping their noses together, Craig went on, "I actually really like how it is now. Short, to the point. It's perfect for me."
Red sighed through her nose before stepping over the low fence. She sat down next to Craig with her legs crossed before plucking Petunia from his stomach to pet in her lap. Petunia looked around after being woken up, pipped once, then snuggled back down into Red's lap.
"I just don't want this to blow up in your face. You've come so far, Craig. I don't want you remembered as ‘that country singer who came out gay and never broke the top twenty again.'"
Craig set Stripe on his chest, scratching the pig's back. He knew that Red was worried. This industry was quick to blow something small out of proportion, destroy someone's life, then move on like it never happened.
"It'll be fine," Craig reassured.
Kevin stepped into the pen now. He bent down and stroked Astro's back. "If you're honest with everyone, I think people will appreciate that," He said. "People like sincerity."
Craig hummed, slowly sitting up.
"Had me my script. I want to read over it again."
He didn't need to read it over. After leaving Tweek's yesterday, he'd been practicing it repeatedly until he could say it it verbatim without looking.
In truth, he just liked Tweek's handwriting. It was a little shaky, but loopy and fun to follow along with his eyes. Craig wondered if he could convince Tweek to write a song with him after the tenth read over, if just so he could read a little more of his handwriting.
He'd listen to some of Tweek's original songs on his channel the night before. They all had a definite show tune quality to them, but Craig figured they could mix their styles. That would be refreshing, to say the least.
He paused a moment, the smile he let on his face falling, to ask, "Red, have you heard any more from Thomas? He still isn't answering my calls."
Red shook her head. "No, nothing else. I'm sorry."
"No, if he wants to hide, then I don't care," Craig grumbled.
He didn't have much more to tell him anyway. The morning before he went to go see Tweek, he'd left Thomas a voicemail telling him they were over. Even if Thomas did gather up his balls enough to call him back, Craig wasn't sure he'd even answer.
Astro woke up and climbed on Kevin's legs as Kevin asked, "Do you have a date for this? The magazine publishes in less than a week."
"Tomorrow," Red answered before Craig opened his mouth. "This happens tomorrow. A live stream, I think, would be best. Butter them up with your guinea pigs," she held up Petunia, "then break the news."
Sitting up, Craig held Stripe to his chest. "Yeah, I guess that'll work." He stood, stretching his back until it popped. "Come on, Stripe, let's go practice while Aunty Red and Uncle Kevin set up my living room and make everything as down-homey as possible."
Red's head snapped up. "We never agreed to that!"
"Oh no, I can't hear you. I'm out of the room. I'm so far away now," Craig deadpanned, keeping his voice at the same level as he left to go practice.
~~~~~
AN: Chapter 2
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Nicknames: Moop is the most common one on Tumblr, and Carmenelly is the most common one irl. Just avoid Carmen Sandiego references and we’re chiil Gender: Female. Sign: Scorpio! Height: 5′0″ and Bitter Sexuality: Panromantic asexual. Hogwarts house: I have a Ravenclaw shirt but several quizzes point me in the direction of Hufflepuff so? What is the truth??? Favorite animal: I really like all kinds of canines, and tigers. Average hours of sleep: The average is skewed bc I get anywhere between 12 and 3 during any given time of the year. One time I slept for 16 hours straight and would’ve kept sleeping if my mom hadn’t woken me up lmaoooo Number of blankets I sleep with: Two: one thin and one fluffy. Dream trip: Call me a Basic Bitch all you want but I fucking love Hawaii and would love to go back and tell the sea turtles my woes Dream job: Screenwriter/Director/Producer of my own TV shows or movies. I have a handful of ideas I’m already sorta working on, but the night is young and I still have time so catch me in like 10 years leaving $1000 tips and falling on the red carpet When I made this account: Fuckin uh.......... November 25th, 2016, apparently Why I made this account: Nick was the first human oc I ever had back when the fuckin Warrior Cats rp forums (rip in peace) were still a thing and I was like, 10 or 11 or 12. He’s undergone a lot of development since then, and when he was originally brought to Tumblr, he was on a multimuse with two other oc’s for the Infamous: Second Son fandom. But nobody cares about oc’s and especially not about multimuses (I literally had 2 consistent writing partners, and that was all) so I didn’t write Nick as much as I wanted and I hardly ever went on that blog bc it made me feel really bad about my writing tbh. 2 years ago, evidently, I decided to move Nick to his own thing and make him unaffiliated with any fandoms (and just have a metric fuckton of verses) and I’m really glad I did. Followers: As of today, 108. Any more and Nick would get cocky jhsbdk
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Moon at Apogee
@hallowed-nebulae
The blue haired boy sitting across from Isa is just so...young. Hard to think that Isa was ever that young. 
But he was, wasn’t he? After all, this teenager is him. A younger him. A him of a different time and place. A version of him that looks softer and more feminine...hm. 
Isa traces one gloved finger along his earlobe. Playing slightly with the dangling star earrings that Xion recently got him. Silver and bright, something based off an old keychain she found called Starlight. 
If there’s a history where he hurt Xion and so many others, and a history where he chose not to as a result of the first...then another him that has a female body isn’t too out there. 
Like Xion’s used to be male body, used to be Sora’s body. 
(He mocked her about it, a lifetime ago. A cruelty he’ll never fail to regret.)
“Going to take a picture?” Seems snark is an inherent part of all Isa’s. That’s good. Relieving. 
Isa smiles slightly. Well, he might as well ask. “He/him, I presume?”
Something flashes in those green eyes. Green so much more...green than his own, which are still a muddy mess of yellow-ish green. He doesn’t think they’ll ever return to what they used to be.
Not after that mess with Xemnas. 
“...yes. Same with you?”
Isa inclines his head in a nod. He folds his gloved hands together in his lap. Wearing his Organization coat, without the normal extra coat he puts on top nowadays to represent the Union. 
Strange. Why is he wearing that but with the earrings from Xion? Dreams are strange, he supposes he won’t waste too much time puling it out. 
“How has it been? For you?” Isa tries awkwardly. 
Green eyes are still watching him steadily. Not blinking once. 
“Lea won’t stop talking about his new date Lauriam, how great he is. It’s been annoying.”
A test, to see what he knows. How similar they are. 
Isa considers. “Lea would do that. Who is this Lauriam?”
The younger him tugs at his sleeves of the jacket he’s wearing. “You don’t know Lauriam? Pink hair, green eyes, always around flowers?”
Well. There’s only one person that Isa knows from his own life that even remotely fits that description. Did that man’s Somebody always live in Radiant Garden and Isa just never met him? Or is this another difference? “Marluxia. Marluxia and Lea are dating.”
That young face squints at him. “Marluxia?”
“A different name for the person I believe you’re talking about,” Isa explains. He tilts his head back, scar itching. “He and Lea...didn’t get along. In my time.”
The green eyes go to his scar. Of course they do, the thing’s getting more and more noticeable now with how it’s slowly tearing itself open. Not because of rage, perhaps related to the double full moon in this strange dreamscape. 
Reacting to the moon’s power. 
“It looks like a lot’s different.”
Isa smiles. Unavoidably showing off his growing fangs. How they itch to bite down on something. Anything. “A lot changes in...hm, ten years? Give or take a few years here and there. I used to look more like you when I was your age, believe it or not. Used Isa then as well.”
“Ten years?” The younger Isa looks aghast. “What happened?”
Isa puffs out a sigh. “Should you ever meet an older man named Xehanort serving as an apprentice under Ansem the Wise, I highly suggest you take Lea and run the other way.”
“...good to know.” Seemingly a little overwhelmed, eyes flicking to Isa’s eyes for some reason, the teenager changes the subject. Slightly. 
“You said that you used Isa. What do you go by now?” Clever. Always too smart for his own good.
(Never smart enough.)
“Saix,” Isa offers. “The Lunar Diviner. Take your pick.”
The teenager doesn’t know what to do with that, it seems. Isa wonders what’s he thinking. It’s been so long since he was that age, he can’t really hope to guess. He can barely figure out Roxas or Xion or even Crocus on a good day. 
“You mentioned Lea. Is he...okay?” The younger him looks concerned. He would be, of course. Isa still is, now. Some things don’t change, it seems. 
Isa traces under his eyes. “Has his idiotic teardrops stained into his skin right here forever now. It’s almost funny.”
“How about everyone else?”
Isa considers. His scar might be bleeding, is that a warm trickle down his face? It better not, be a bit awkward to explain black blood away. Who would this Isa know? 
“Zexion, you know him as Ienzo, has been busy with his programs. Dilan, now Xaldin, has been watching over a girl named Namine...” Isa’s earrings jangle as he moves his head, “Lea and I have watched over children ourselves.”
He flicks his earrings. “These are from the one I care for, a girl named Xion. You wouldn’t know her, she’s born in the ten years between us.”
“...guess I’ll have that to look forward to,” the younger him says quietly. A normal human wouldn’t hear it. Isa is still a Nobody and very much does. 
Isa shakes his head. “You won’t most likely. She’s born of a terrible crime, that should hopefully never happen if the mess with the apprentice Xehanort is prevented. Which it might, since your life sounds different from my own at your age.”
“A girl that was never supposed to be born, is that what she is?” This means something to this Isa, but Isa doesn’t know exactly what. A family difference? A body difference? Who knows. “You accept her, though.”
“Of course. I love her.” The words come easily, even if the idea behind is hard sometimes. He wants to shield away from it, because Isa doesn’t deserve to love Xion. But he does anyway. Despite everything. 
The younger Isa lets out a breath, tugs at his shirt collar. “That’s...good.”
Then he looks over at Isa again, does a double take. “You’re bleeding black. Is that...normal? For you?”
Isa blinks. Reaches up to touch the scar. Guess it did open up after all. “Yes. It is now. I’m a monster in a way you will hopefully never be. As long as you avoid that Xehanort.”
“I’m sorry.”
What is that for? 
“Don’t be.” Isa tries for an awkward smie, the sort he uses with Xion. “Please, tell me more about your life. Ask me any questions if you have them.”
The younger him hesitates. But in the end, he does. 
The double moons are high above as they talk deep into the dream. Talk until they wake up, his younger self to his own time and Isa to the bed he with a slobbering Demyx on top of him. 
Isa sighs. “Of course you’d do this to me.”
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beastenraged · 2 years
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Spring Tide
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Oops.
Demyx is definitely not supposed to be here. 
Guess he screwed up going that water-spiral-thing. Ended up...here. Wherever here is. 
What a nice fountain this is, big enough for several people to stand in it. Surrounded by blooming flowers and carved up with all kinds of fairy pictures. 
He traces a carving, humming to himself. What a nice place, full of the magic that tugs at his gills and encourages his scales to grow. The fountain’s water is especially full of magic in particular, splashing onto him. 
“There’s someone in the fountain.”
Hm? A person? Who is that? Demyx looks over to see two people looking over at him. A muscly man, with black hair and freckles. Blue eyed too? Blacksmith looking guy. The other Demyx actually knows. 
That blue hair and the hum of that Heart...even if a lot else is different, Demyx would know who that is anywhere!
“A baby Saix!” He waves. 
The baby Saix stares at him. Almost the exact same glare too, funny. “It’s Isa.” 
Demyx bobs his head in a nod. “Right, right, Isa.”
His scales are itching up his neck right now. Clear and obvious for everyone to see, like his exposed gills. 
“Isa, do ya know this person?” The beefy man asks the baby Saix.
“He doesn’t,” Demyx says cheerfully before he can answer. “Don’t worry about it!”
“He knows a different me,” Isa confides in the man. Low enough that a non-Nobody wouldn’t catch it over the rushing water. Not that Demyx cares to point that out. 
“Still, sharing names ca’ be dangerous.”
“I’m Demyx,” Demyx offers. He takes out Arpeggio, strums it. “If you want a name from me.”
“Alright. That doesn’t tell me why you’re here.”
“Accident.” Demyx strums a long chord, start humming a tune. Building up the magic in it. Maybe he should sing-
“Mind not doing that around here?” The man asks. 
Oh, right. People don’t like when strangers start using magic randomly, without letting them know why they’re there.
“Right, my bad!” Demyx lets Arpeggio fades away, running his gloved fingers along the slick rock making up the fountain. Sitting down on the watery sill. 
“You can come out, you know.” 
He flaps a free hand. “Nah, I’ll just stay right here!”
Don’t want to risk missing the loop that got him here appearing in the fountain without him. Also, the water’s not too bad. He’s waterproofed his coat well enough and his overcoat will just take it in for later magic usage.
His overcoat’s a new one, patterned lace with seashells and waves and maybe a crescent moon or two. But who’s counting? Who cares? Just Demyx, that’s all. 
The fountain burbles out slowly with water. 
Lazy. Just like him. 
Splash splash goes the water. 
“Oh, who’s that?” Demyx perks up, looking at the newcomer with silver hair and a red scarf. 
“I’m Ephemer,” the newcomer offers. “Who are you?”
“Demyx.” There’s a grey cat off to the side, watching them with thread blue eyes. “Oh, a Chirithy!”
The word comes out without him even knowing where it’s from. Inwardly he shrugs. Done a lot of stuff like that, it’s fine. Part of being a Nobody for Demyx. 
The two kids exchange glances while the adult watches him carefully. In case he moves out of the water probably. The Chirithy looks him over. 
“Heya, how’re you doing? Working hard?” Demyx asks. 
“You don’t seem the type to work at all, but want all the benefits anyway.” The Chirithy tilts their head. 
Demyx deflates. “Aw man, do you have to say it like that? Ouch.”
“Sorry,” the cat eventually says. In the end. After their silver haired owner nudges them with a foot slightly. 
“Sure, whatever.” Hm, it’s getting boring just sitting in the wet without playing any music. His gills flutter as he scratches the back of his head. 
There is one thing he can. 
“Soooo...” he draws out. “Want any sea salt ice cream?”
Baby Saix jerks. “What? Why even offer that?”
Demyx digs into his pockets, pulls out a bag. Holds it up. “Have a stick!”
Silence. 
Ephemer speaks. “Uh, it’s not blue? That’s brown. I thought it was blue.”
“Huh. So it is.”
The ice cream’s for Saix anyway. He’s sure the man won’t mind if a different Saix ends up with it in the end. 
A little explanation, maybe. It’s sea salt ice cream from the world Demyx just visited/fell out of. But also not because he’s too lazy to actually find a store that sells the stuff in whatever world he’s visiting. 
Nah, he finds an ice cream place with a willing maker/crafter/whatever who’ll try making him sea salt ice cream from pure description. 
Demyx’s returned with some pretty interesting combinations that way. Like this one, not quite blue.
Look, it’s nothing special. Not really. Demyx isn’t even doing any real work, he’s making other people do the work of creating the ice cream. Most of the time it isn’t any good and Demyx just gets to see Saix’s face screw up in disgust at the experimental taste. 
Just a joke, just funny. 
“It’s homemade,” Demyx tries, shaking the bag. “I’m bringing it for my Saix, the look on his face is going to be hilarious.”
“Your Saix?” Baby Saix, Isa, lifts an eyebrow.
Ephemer, on the other hand, looks almost delighted. “You’re dating him?”
“...maybe?” Demyx tries, suddenly feeling wrong-footed. “What, you want to give me a shovel talk about it?”
Joke’s on them, Rinoa already did that. 
“No. Just...” Baby Saix looks pained. “How would I ever want to date someone like you?”
Ah. “Well, I blackmailed him first.”
The looks on their faces-! Demyx almost folds over laughing. Waves a hand. “Nah, nah, it was more than that. I guess it was...”
He looks over at the fountain he sits in, the spray creating a rainbow. “Saw him in a different light, I suppose. He cares a lot but doesn’t care a lot about himself.”
Demyx shrugs again, putting his hands behind his head. His scales are probably pink at this point, oh well. “Need someone lazy like me to remind him to relax. Every once in a while. That’s all.”
“I see,” the grown man says, nodding his head. And it looks like he might, unlike the teenagers. “Yah didn’t use magic on ‘im or anythin’ like that?”
Demyx gives out a surprised laugh. “Nope! Saix would go berserk on my ass if I tried that, ha! The thought!”
Fizzy at the edges. Guess his time is up. 
He tucks the bag of ‘sea salt’ ice cream away. Stands up straight. 
“Guess it’s time to go! May your heart being your guiding key!”
Fade. Gone. 
Back where he should be. 
(”Demyx, this tastes like caramel. Did you ask for sea salted caramel?”
“Oops! I might have. Taste good?”
“...not too bad. Come here.”
“You’re welcome.”
“I didn’t thank you!”
“You didn’t have to.”)
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beastenraged · 2 years
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So. MOOP Xion falls into Pokemon land. With Bjorn. It’s pretty confusing, for the Berserker to suddenly become one of the native monsters and for Xion being forced to interact with the natives as a result.
Thankfully, a curious Zorua helps out, intrigued by this strange human that can illusion herself like a Zorua. 
Bjorn becomes a Usraring that inexplicably knows one Fire type Move for no apparent reason and has the Unnerve Ability.  
“Watch out for that girl. She’s got a Usraring that sets itself on fire.”
“Don’t you mean a Typhlosion?”
“No, it’s definitely a Usraring. You’ll understand when you see it.”
“...okay?”
Xion also gets a Blitzle (Motor Drive Ability) that reminds her of Rinoa, so she names it Rene. 
Her Wooper (Damp Ability) she calls Dumbo due to his tendencies of running into walls. She tells Demyx that the pokemon reminds her of him, afterwards. He’s not sure if he should be insulted by that. 
The Zorua is eventually named Axis, in honor of both Roxas and Axel. He thinks it’s a decent name. For a human one. 
(Xion at some point gets hands on a Pokemon egg that she saves from Team Plasma. The resulting Noibat she fondly names Izzy. It’s more than a little surprising when Izzy uses Telepathy few short days after hatching to inform Xion that she needs to get them more berries.)
Since she first runs into a Zorua, she’s running around Unova. Particularly showing up to cause trouble with the enemy team there. Team Plasma is more slightly bewildered by this wild child who will throw hands at you alongside her pokemon. N is intrigued by a girl who apparently both carries a Zorua and can talk to her pokemon like he can. Ghetsis quietly plots to assassinate her. 
The team: Usraring, Zorua, Blitzle, Wooper, and Noibat.
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Isa and Demyx, moon (for MOOP)?
"So this world has giant pottery robots, monsters wandering everywhere, and every so often, the moon turns red to raise all of the beforementioned monsters from the dead?" Isa sighs, rubbing at his forehead.
Demyx's gills flap. "Er, yes?"
"I don't understand why you consider this a vacation spot, then."
"Oh, that's easy enough. Just avoid the monsters and you're fine," Demyx says assuredly, rubbing a finger along one gill.
Isa looks at him. "...Right."
"Speaking of the moon..." Demyx suddenly looks worried. "Do you think that'll affect you at all? I don't really know how your moon thing works."
"Demyx...will the red moon show up while we're here?" Isa resists the urge to rub at his forehead again.
The other Nobody shakes his head. "Nope. So...that your way of saying don't worry about it? Man, you really are nicer than you pretend, sometimes."
Isa frowns. His scars aches. "What do you mean sometimes?"
"Anyway!" Demyx settles down in the grass, leaning on the tree behind him. "Take a look at this view, it's pretty fantastic up here on this plateau."
Isa turns to look. He has to nod in agreement, the view is very good on this cliff edge. With a sigh of relief, he settles down next to Demyx.
"What are we doing here?"
Demyx looks affronted. "What, you don't know? Dude, you work so much, you need a breather without someone coming in on you."
"I do take breaks," Isa argues. "Much more than I ever have before, in fact." The most in either life, if he's being honest.
Demyx just looks at him. Even his gills are silent. "Without someone coming in on you," he repeats. He spreads his arms to indicate their surroundings. "And this place fits the bill. Quiet, secret, no other Union people around, perfect!"
If that's so...that's rather thoughtful of Demyx.
"Thank you," Isa says quietly.
Demyx smiles. His neck scales are bright yellow and orange, speckled with blue. The same blue as Isa's hair. "You're welcome."
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beastenraged · 3 years
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Before I drop a new MOOP chapter, here’s a meme for it. 
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