#MOM IM MAKING A GAME ABOUT GAY PIONEERS

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my thoughts on harvest moon games at present:

SNES: playing currently GB: my white whale. borrowed it from a friend when I was 7 and my mom made me share my games with my little cousin who fucked up my friend's allegedly completed save file, so i never got to borrow her games anymore. might as well be unplayed GB2-3: unplayed 64: the best one Back to Nature: unplayed Save the Homeland: unplayed but im scared of this one Friends of Mineral Town: had a vivid dream christmas night when i was 9 that I got this game as a loose gba cartridge that was lost in the wrapping garbage and I tore through the trash for it the next day, then got it for my 10th birthday and played it instead of playing with my friends and got in trouble. anyways the game's fine. had the girl version A Wonderful Life: unplayed. i've seen gameplay and it looks like my nightmares so im excited for the remake to not look like that DS: made me realize im not into men. hacked it because the marriage requirements were absolute bullshit, even though i had the girl version and hated every bachelor so i picked the one that would give me the baby in colors i liked more. learned how to google game info with this one and was furious that the american version took the lesbian "best friends" out so i couldn't be gay with the mermaid Magical Melody: tried to play but need to try harder because horrible feeling controls cannot stop me from marrying jamie and immediately being locked out of the game because it panics and realizes they dont have a gender (favorite HM lore by far) Island of Happiness through Trio of Towns: unplayed Mineral town remake: the few QOL features cannot make up for the fact that they took out rival romances--the best thing HM games had going for them Pioneers of Olive Town: i have some choice words to say about this game but i'd need a little refresher before i said them because i played this game in a binge during a 1 week free trial where instead of giving a demo, they let me download the whole game and go hog wild so as far as I feel, i might as well have beat the game because it didn't seem like much was left. some deranged decisions in this one

EDIT I FORGOT THE RUNE FACTORY GAMES they count by nature of using harvest moon in the taglines and i think theyre the same publisher if not the same dev

RF1: didn't beat but watched a friend beat and decided i was satisfied with that and stopped playing after hours of trying to tame the mermaid boss with the monster glove RF2: insane that they put the dating sim portion of the game as a prerequisite to the actual game portion of it. so i had a kid and then instead of ever even once entering the dungeons i played the multiplayer minigames endlessly and became richer than god before i put the game down unbeaten the wii one (frontier?): dope looking game, shame that it's unplayable all others: unplayed. will likely never play them bc the screenshots of the way your farm looks on google make me want to vom

#m.txt #hm posting #<thats the tag im gonna use for my long hm posts and reviews so block it now if u dont want those #harvest moon #i had to write this all down bc i couldnt sleep last night my mind was so preoccupied with this list