Human brain: The garbage truck operators are skilled and well trained, they know what they’re doing
Monkey brain: stay AWAY from big scary claw arm
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me watching the lighthouse and watching rpatz lose it on a bird: oh no robin
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not about as3 technically but like.......you cant convince me these american commercials aren’t just unfunny snl skits
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Im not allowed to say "I'm sorry" anymore because apparently that's very common among abuse victims, so I'm walking around saying "I'm apologetic!" constantly. Moral of the story: work around things, you can get it done.
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Rules: When you get tagged, you gotta write a note with 92 truths about yourself. After that, you’re supposed to tag 25 people. You also gotta tag the person who tagged you.
I was tagged by richmitage and 221b-gay-street thank youu <3
WHAT WAS YOUR:
1.) Last beverage: water
2.) Last phone call: my friend daina
3.) last text message: mi madre
4.) Last song you listened to: warriors by imagine dragons
5.) Last time I cried: idk its been a while
HAVE YOU EVER:
6.) Dated someone twice: nay
7.) Been cheated on: nope
8.) Kissed anyone and regretted it: nahh
9.) Lost someone special: not really
10.) Been depressed: no
11.) Been drunk and threw up: nil
LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS:
12-14.) Blue, sea-green, and purple.
IN THE LAST YEAR, HAVE YOU:
15.) Made a new friend: yehh
16.) Fallen out of love: nay
17.) Laughed until you cried: 10000 times
18.) Met someone who changed you: Idk
19.) Found out who your true friends are : aye
20.) Found out someone was talking about you: no thank god
21.) Kissed anyone on your FB list: n ope
GENERAL:
22.) How many people you know irl on your FB list: most tbh
23.) Do you have any pets: 1 cat
24.) Do you want to change your name: not my first one, not anymore
25.) What did you do for your last birthday party: i went ice skating and had friends over and a sleepover
26.) What time did you wake up today: 9:00
27.) What were you doing at midnight last night: reading i think
28.) Name something you cannot wait for: ICELAND IM GOING IN A FEW DAYS LITERALLY
30.) Last time you saw your mother: like 2 seconds man
31.) What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: idk probably be more adventurous?? do more things??
32.) What are you listening to right now: vampire by bea miller 33.) Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: yup i have
34.) What’s getting on your nerves right now: MY CAT IS DESTROYING A CARDBOARD BOX
35.) Most visited webpage: tumblr probs
36.) Blood type: who knows
37.) Nickname: i dont have one??
38.) Relationship Status: single
39.) Zodiac sign: aquarius
40.) Pronouns: she/her
41.) Elementary: dear watson yeah but we dont call it that
42.) Highschool: yup
43.) College: yuh huh
44.) Hair color: light brown/dark blonde
45.) Long or short: inbetween
46.) Height: 5ft 6/7
47.) Do you have a crush on someone: celeb crushes yES
48.) What do you like about yourself: some aspects of my personality
49.) Tattoos: i want them but dont have any
50.) Right-handed or left-handed: righty
51.) First surgery: a biopsy
52.) First piercing: ears
53.) First best friend: idk??
54.) First sport you joined: properly?? idk?
55.) First vacation: france
56.) First pair of trainers: i cant remember that far back
RIGHT NOW:
58.) Eating: zilch
60.) Drinking: water
61.) I’m about to watch: the vampire diaries whoops
62.) Listening to: NOTHING I HADNT NOTICED THE MUSIC IT STOPPED
63.) Waiting for: MY MUSIC TO START
64.) Want kids: ye
65.) Get married: yeah if i find the right person that sounded cheesy
66.) Career: hahahaHAHAHA
WHICH IS BETTER:
67.) Lips or eyes: eyes
68.) Hugs or kisses: both
69.) Shorter or taller: taller
70.) Older or younger: older
71.) Romantic or spontaneous: both
72.) Nice stomach or nice arms: idk dont make me do this
73.) Sensitive or loud: both??
74.) Hook-up or relationship: relationship
75.) Trouble maker or hesitant: bothh
HAVE YOU EVER:
76.) Kissed a stranger: no
77.) Drank hard liquor: nay
78.) Lost glasses/contact lenses: i dont have them
79.) Sex on first date: no
80.) Broken someone’s heart: i think i did
81.) Had heart broken: nay
82.) Been arrested: no(if i do it will be georgias fault)
83.) Turned someone down: yeahhh whoops
84.) Cried when someone died: yup
85.) Fallen for a friend: no thank god
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
86.) Yourself: i guess?
87.) Miracles: dont think so
88.) Love at first sight: you have to know someone i think before loving them?
89.) Heaven: idk? im agnostic soooo
90.) Santa Claus: nope haha
91.) Kiss on first date: nahh
92.) Angels: again idk??
tagging;
foxylegolas kingfilis winlfredsanderson ewgandalf the-lord-and-lady kinqthorin and anyone else that wants to bc im super lazy and probably forgot people
have fun yo
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ayoooo
my steam is witchofthewild_
add me ya losers!!! o u o
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If you have recently changed your url my tumblr probably unfollowed you because its done that for several people I'm so sorry
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