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steelblue8 · 4 years
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Human brain: The garbage truck operators are skilled and well trained, they know what they’re doing
Monkey brain: stay AWAY from big scary claw arm
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miwtual · 3 years
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zelda fixation is a GO
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zacksnydered · 3 years
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me watching the lighthouse and watching rpatz lose it on a bird: oh no robin
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mindygaylings-blog · 6 years
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not about as3 technically but like.......you cant convince me these american commercials aren’t just unfunny snl skits
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Im not allowed to say "I'm sorry" anymore because apparently that's very common among abuse victims, so I'm walking around saying "I'm apologetic!" constantly. Moral of the story: work around things, you can get it done.
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pahtrclus-blog · 9 years
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Rules: When you get tagged, you gotta write a note with 92 truths about yourself. After that, you’re supposed to tag 25 people. You also gotta tag the person who tagged you.
I was tagged by richmitage and 221b-gay-street thank youu <3
WHAT WAS YOUR:
1.) Last beverage: water  2.) Last phone call: my friend daina   3.) last text message: mi madre  4.) Last song you listened to: warriors by imagine dragons 5.) Last time I cried: idk its been a while 
HAVE YOU EVER:
6.) Dated someone twice: nay 7.) Been cheated on: nope 8.) Kissed anyone and regretted it: nahh 9.) Lost someone special: not really 10.) Been depressed: no 11.) Been drunk and threw up: nil
LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS:
12-14.) Blue, sea-green, and purple.
IN THE LAST YEAR, HAVE YOU:
15.) Made a new friend: yehh 16.) Fallen out of love: nay 17.) Laughed until you cried: 10000 times  18.) Met someone who changed you: Idk 19.) Found out who your true friends are : aye 20.) Found out someone was talking about you: no thank god 21.) Kissed anyone on your FB list:  n ope
GENERAL:
22.) How many people you know irl on your FB list: most tbh 23.) Do you have any pets: 1 cat  24.) Do you want to change your name: not my first one, not anymore 25.) What did you do for your last birthday party: i went ice skating and had friends over and a sleepover 26.) What time did you wake up today: 9:00 27.) What were you doing at midnight last night: reading i think 28.) Name something you cannot wait for: ICELAND IM GOING IN A FEW DAYS LITERALLY 30.) Last time you saw your mother: like 2 seconds man 31.) What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: idk probably be more adventurous?? do more things??                         
32.) What are you listening to right now: vampire by bea miller                 33.) Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: yup i have
34.) What’s getting on your nerves right now: MY CAT IS DESTROYING A CARDBOARD BOX
35.) Most visited webpage: tumblr probs 36.) Blood type: who knows 37.) Nickname: i dont have one??
38.) Relationship Status: single  39.) Zodiac sign: aquarius 40.) Pronouns: she/her 41.) Elementary: dear watson   yeah but we dont call it that 42.) Highschool: yup 43.) College: yuh huh 44.) Hair color: light brown/dark blonde 45.) Long or short: inbetween 46.) Height: 5ft 6/7 47.) Do you have a crush on someone: celeb crushes yES 48.) What do you like about yourself: some aspects of my personality  49.) Tattoos: i want them but dont have any  50.) Right-handed or left-handed: righty 51.) First surgery: a biopsy 52.) First piercing: ears 53.) First best friend: idk?? 54.) First sport you joined: properly?? idk?  55.) First vacation: france 56.) First pair of trainers: i cant remember that far back
RIGHT NOW:
58.) Eating: zilch 60.) Drinking: water 61.) I’m about to watch: the vampire diaries whoops 62.) Listening to: NOTHING I HADNT NOTICED THE MUSIC IT STOPPED 63.) Waiting for: MY MUSIC TO START 64.) Want kids: ye 65.) Get married: yeah if i find the right person that sounded cheesy 66.) Career: hahahaHAHAHA
WHICH IS BETTER:
67.) Lips or eyes: eyes 68.) Hugs or kisses: both 69.) Shorter or taller: taller 70.) Older or younger: older 71.) Romantic or spontaneous: both  72.) Nice stomach or nice arms: idk dont make me do this 73.) Sensitive or loud: both?? 74.) Hook-up or relationship: relationship 75.) Trouble maker or hesitant: bothh
HAVE YOU EVER:
76.) Kissed a stranger: no  77.) Drank hard liquor: nay 78.) Lost glasses/contact lenses: i dont have them 79.) Sex on first date: no 80.) Broken someone’s heart: i think i did
81.) Had heart broken: nay 82.) Been arrested: no(if i do it will be georgias fault) 83.) Turned someone down: yeahhh whoops 84.) Cried when someone died: yup 85.) Fallen for a friend: no thank god
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
86.) Yourself: i guess? 87.) Miracles: dont think so
88.) Love at first sight: you have to know someone i think before loving them? 89.) Heaven: idk? im agnostic soooo 90.) Santa Claus: nope haha 91.) Kiss on first date: nahh 92.) Angels: again idk??
tagging;
foxylegolas kingfilis winlfredsanderson ewgandalf the-lord-and-lady kinqthorin and anyone else that wants to bc im super lazy and probably forgot people
have fun yo
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zacksnydered · 3 years
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"if u don't agree with my opinion ur dumb thats the t 🐸🍵" thats literally what everyone on twitter sounds like, an echo chamber of poor takes u cant refute cos if ur wrong it means theyre bullying you
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ayoooo my steam is witchofthewild_ add me ya losers!!! o u o
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pahtrclus-blog · 10 years
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If you have recently changed your url my tumblr probably unfollowed you because its done that for several people I'm so sorry
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