#MEEEEEEE OH MY GOD

[willowser]

HMMMMM bakugou being just. the absolute picture of sin.

he works overnight and comes home early in the morning, around 3 or 4 am or so, and you greet him and give him a kissy and ask how it all went. and even though it's still dark outside and he's been working for twelve hours—he's still coming off patrol, right ? so he's still got some energy left, and he eats something and takes a shower and winds down as you fall back to sleep.

and it's not until much later in the day that he wakes up, early afternoon, and you're kind of tiptoeing around so that he can get his much-needed rest. you slip into the closet of your bedroom for something and you think you're gonna get in and out without a sound, but his hearing is so attuned to just about anything and everything at this point.

so rough and raspy, he grunts out, "what're y'lookin' for?" and you whip around real fast and he's just—

half sitting up in bed, bare back leaning against the headboard. an arm behind his head, so that his bicep is tense and round and stone-solid. stretched like that, his obliques are more prominent, taut and rippling up the side of his ribcage. he must have gotten hot while passed out, as he usually does, because the comforter is all askew; one of his legs is bent, the fine hair a dark gold in the waning day; the other is hanging off the bed, lightly swinging as he watches you, and the blanket has come down enough that you can see the bulge of his thigh muscles beneath his stupid tiny black boxer briefs.

and he's just so. man. in every single way.

(his hair is flat on one side, too, and his eyes are still a little puffy from sleep—but you think that adds to it, all in all)

#i have to get this image out of my head you don't understand #please take this from me i'm PLAUGED by him #he's so WAAAAHHH #like. he's always handsome. always. at all times. #but sometimes he opens his big fat mouth enough that you forget just HOW handsome #and then suddenly he's sitting there looking so cozy in your bed and softly blinking at you while looking like THE MOST ENTICING GUY #ON THE PLANET #and you're like............................oh my god............. #please take this image from meeeeeee GET IT OUT I'M SICK #✿ theme: domestic bakugou #✿ thoughts: bakugou #i've been back less than twenty-four hours and already i've had so much to say LMAOO

[shima-draws]

Sanlu marriage proposal but it only happens because Luffy’s jealous

“If Pudding got to (almost) marry Sanji then why can’t I??! >:((((”

#One Piece #Sanlu #Sanji #Lusan #Luffy #Sanji: Luffy you can’t just PROPOSE MARRIAGE like that what the hell— #(He is blushing from head to toe and literally glowing with happiness but whatever) #Luffy: Sanji is mine so I should be able to marry Sanji!! 😤 #Luffy: See I even got you this!! #And he shows him a ring #Sanji: WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GET THA #Nami in the corner: 😏 #Nami: Maybe I’m a cheapskate but not when it comes to this. I made sure he got you the BEST ring #Sanji crying his eyes out: O-Oh my god?? #Sanji: You’re actually serious 😭😭😭 #Luffy: Yes!!! Marry me Sanji marry me Sanji marry meeeeeee #Sanji: O-okay 🥺💖 #I’M NORMAL ABOUT THEM I SWEAR. I PROMMY #Shima speaks

[animentality]

Thanks to @weavewithshadow I now have an audio file of Gortash calling the Dark Urge "dear Bhaalist" in that disgusting slick raspy bullshit politician voice, and I'm fucking crying and gnashing my teeth and considering murder suicide.

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOW?????? JUST LIVE WITH THIS, KNOWING ITS IN THE GAME JUST NOT IN THE GAME????

KILL ME IN PERSON NEXT TIME, @weavewithshadow, I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS.

#baldurs gate 3 #bg3 #enver gortash #dark urge #durgetash #IM SOBBING #im replaying it over and over again in my fucking eae #oh this slimy raccoon man #ughhhhhh #i hate him #oh my god whats wrong with meeeeeee #why am i so down bad for this FUCKER

[chrisbangs]

#oh my god #oh my god ? #oh my god .. #oh my fucking god . 😭 #he's so fucking fine . I MOANED WHAT THEEE FUCK #IM #my stomach is actually twisting up in knots im literalt #im having a PHYSICAL REACTION TO THIS #I FEEL DIZZY #OOOH ITS BAD FOR MEEEEEEE #im going to . #i need #i want #i. . #please sir one chance . PLEASE . I WANT YOU........... it's URGENT..........

[iheartjameshetfield]

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/63331938501739344/ welcoming you back with this photo 🫶🏻

you’re joking.

this is the best welcome present i ever got in my whole like thanks baby 💋💋

#like i’m actually fucking speechless i don’t even know what to say #THE WAY HIS CLOTHES FITS HIM OH MY GOD… #HES SO #AND THE TUMMY #AND THE TATTOOS #AND THE YUMMY #HES SO YUMMY AND FOR WHAT??? #AND HIS ARMSSSS #AND THE LITTLE CIGAR IN HIS HAND AND THE WAY HES LOOKING AT MEEEEEEE

[that-foul-legacy-lover]

*lays on floor*

mmm....... sleepy Foul Legacy snuggles.............. yeah..... <33

#hush n shush wifi #i almost dropped off to sleep multiple times today adskdnjksdn #world hard and cold moth warm and comfy #i want him to hug meeeeeee #i wanna wake up to warm sleepy moth when everything outside is freezing cold #we're supposed to get ice tomorrow that should be fun #keep small Foul Legacy in your scarf to keep warm *nodnod* #apologies i am rambling hehe :> #oh i FINALLY did Zhongli's story quest and oh my god #that cutscene in the second act is giving me ideas...... :)

[bobellafofella]

they r so me for real

#ofmd #ofmd s2 #vico ortiz #HAPPY SEASON 2 I AM ESTATIC <333 #THEY R EVERYTHING TO MEEEEEEE OH MY GOD #ofmd fanart

[hyp3rfixation-h3ll]

unused and majin are gay married and the unused & majin show is essentially their meetcute . in this essay i wi

#unused and majin show #THEYRE SO YAOI TO MEEEEEEE #THEYRE SO SILLY THEYRE SO SILLY . I WANT THEM TO THRIVEEEEEE WAAAAAAAAUGH #majin is the type of absolute BITCH to go “WHAT NAHHH i dont like him like that” and maybe he didnt fall first #but oh my god did he fall HARDDDD #on the other hand . unused to me has a very flirty dork ass type of mentality. he fumbles the bag REGULARLY trying to be smooth #but all it does is make majin fall for him HARDER #neither of them know how to confess properly so their relationship just develops and they dont SAY theyre dating #but everyone knows theyre crazy about each other #they LIVE IN THE SAME APARTMENT AND SHARE A BEDROOM #IDGAF *WHAT* the creator of the show said btw they sleep in the same bed to me #it was under the excuse of “more space” in the room but deep down they both know they just wanted to cuddle each other #and neither have the balls to ask

[vanyafresita]

HELLO UH. AHAHAHA. IM BEING NORMAL. JUST. NORMAL. <- just watched the pilot episode of the amazing digital circus and is lossing its mind

#i dont even know what post i saw talking about it and it looked interesting so i checked it put #and oh my god #grave error i can feel my brain get rewired #SAVEEE MEEEEEEE #the amazing digital circus #vanya strawberry flavored

[panlyv]

“how can i put it down into words, when it’s almost too much for my soul alone.” — HURTS LIKE HELL, FLEURIE

#pangwave #the gifted graduation #nanon korapat #chimon wachirawit #dawn.gif #lyricset #r*gif #why did i regif this #idk #i love pain #i spent 10 minutes screaming over the fight scene in ep5 #wave's face before pang turns and leaves................ chewing glass. #anyways i love them so much they'll never ever let go of me BLESS #i remember watching the preview for ep5 and pacing around like oh no oh no no no noooooo please i cant have pangwave fight please oh my god #dont do this to meeeeeee #i was so ready for angst and pain like the og set of this was made before ep5 even aired 😭😭 #but alas everything was somewhat well #have i said i love them

[afro-elf]

i've always wanted a secret admirer. when we'd do valentines in school as a kid i would always hope to get one that's like 'from your secret admirer' and i never did and that's why i'm a valentine's day hater

#me #valentine's day has always been one of the worst days of the year for me and my personal sense of social rejection #yeah i know this sounds like big whiny energy #big inside the house energy #big hermit energy #but i'm serious! sfklhskjalkg #don't get me wrong i love getting notes and things from my friends and parents but like oh my God when will i be held??? hello??? #when will someone Want meeeeeee

[lowcallyfruity]

THERES ACTUALLY NO FUCKING WAY THE HETALIA DUB IS REAL THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY LIKE THAT IS THIS LMFAOOOOOO WHAT IS WRONG WOTH THEM I HATE THEM LMFAOOOOOO I HATE THIS ANIME HOLY SHOTTT IM LAUGHING SO HARDDDDDD

#IT MUSTVE BEEN SO FUN TO RECORD THIS #😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #my sister says this sounds like 5 friends in their parents basement recorded this #OH MY GOD ITS SO FUCKING FUNNY #HETALIA OUT OF CONTEXT IM SCREAMINGGGG #💛!me talking💀 #I FUCKIGN LOVE YHIS STUOID FUCK ANIME #IH MY GOD I CANT ITS SO FUXKING FUNNY #HELL MEEEEEEE #I CANT BELIEVE THIS IS FHE ACTUAL DUV)!?????? #ITS LIKE A PARODY #it’s very similar to the ghost stories dub #heshheshehheshheheee

[lesbianaglaya]

to ALL my evil cohort mates who honestly pretty reasonably chose not to show up for class today. DEATH.

#NINE people. INCLUDING me. you have to understand the aversion i have to being seen here i need #at least ten people between me and class participation. #gabby.txt #oh thank god more people showed up. oh no i realized im weatring my stupid jumper from my last uni KILL meeeeeee

[knightzp]

NO WAYYYYYYY RITSUMAO TOUR WILL START ON ENGSTARS ON MY BIRTHDAY???!?!?!!?!??!!

#AÑFJSKDJDJKSKS IM GOING CRAZY #they did it for meeeeeee oh my god what a birthday present it will be

[mayoiayasep]

i need like. 3 days to process this.

#nyx yells #auuuugh. augh. oh my god poly bae is so realll....they made it canon for meeeeeee

[dykeomania]

[folded over, pained, guttural] OHHHhohhooooo ymGODDDDDDD

#inHAALEEEEEE #SAVE MEEEEEEE!!!!! #WHITE GIRL SAVE ME!!!!!!!! #I NEED HER SO BAD??? I NEED HER SO BASJFEJD????? #OH my god #i’m booking the flight indont give a fuck #OHHHHH myGGGHHHODDDDDD