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vincent-frankenstein · 4 years

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ADHD sides hcs :3c

self projection time? self projection time

feel free to add ur own hcs onto this im jus usin my own experiences here

startin w PATTON

emotional regulation? who’s she? patton only knows feeling emotions with Every Single Atom in his body so powerfully he might one day Explode

if he’s happy hes HAPPY!!!!! it’s like his body fills with light and he’s walking 2 feet off the ground and nothing could go wrong — and then whoops, something goes wrong, and wh o o ps, hes crying, whoops —

has a million stuffed animals sitting aLL around the house so he always has something to Squeeze

Squeezing is a good stim dont @ me

he throws his whole body into stimming

flapping, bouncing, jumping, spinning — his body must be moving at all times or he will die

starting things is. Very very hard for him. executive dysfunction hits DEEP and he’s just,,, paralyzed. he wants to do the thing!!! he really does!!! his brain just Wont Let Him

logan used to get very frustrated with him but then patton like, explained how it felt and a little lightbulb went off in logan’s head

“patton, I think you have adhd.”

“... i’m guessin that doesn’t mean im a-delightful-hip-dad?”

then they did some Research together and put together a plan to help patton work around executive dysfunction and, it works, sometimes

when it doesnt, logan makes hot cocoa and sits with him

AUDITORY. PROCESSING. PROBLEMS.

“Hey, Pat, what’s for dinner?” “huh?” “I said, what’s for —” “meATloaf”

hearing is an uphill struggle so sometimes he just Signs instead but a lot of the time he gets so excited about what he’s trying to say he just dissolves into flapping halfway through the sentence

lots of hyperfixations !!!! so many !!! he cycles through em one after another suuuuper quickly

he never forgets a hyperfixation, and the mention of ANY old hyperfixations will have him cry-flapping

roman: hey did u know they’re making another phineas and ferb movie -

patton, vibrating intensely and sobbing, .5 seconds away from launching into orbit: theYR E MAKING A WHAT

ROMAN

singing is his absolute FAVORITE STIM

that moment where u reach a point in a song where ur chest just, Swells and u can feel ur voice Vibrating ? yeah

sometimes Does Not warm up beforehand bc ??? he has No Choice but to sing along to certain songs and he cant always control when they come on so his voice sometimes gets Very Raspy from belting without warmups

aside from that twirling and doing Ballet Poses are also very good stims. he stick his leggy out Real Far mmhm

roman: *starts a new project and doesnt finish it* *starts a new project and doesnt finish it* *starts a new project and doesnt finish it* *starts a new project and doesnt finish it *starts a new project and doesnt finish it* *starts a new project and doesnt finish it* *starts a new project and doesnt fin

his room is a MESS and NO he will NOT clean it LOGAN he has a SYSTEM

he doesnt have a system and the mess stresses him out to no end but he has one (1) braincell and it’s dedicated to Starting Projects And Not Finishing Them so

needs validation to survive

like legit if he doesnt get validation he will DIE

on the flip side, if he gets any sort of rejection, he will also Die

logan: so I read through your latest script, and the idea is solid. We can definitely work with this. I did notice one oddly structured sentence so I fixed that for you —

roman: so you basically hate it and i should die

rejection sensitive dysphoria is the one villain he has yet to figure out how to slay

contrary to what u might think, he keeps his hyperfixations Very close to his heart. he doesnt think he would survive it if one of the others were to criticize them

the one exception to this rule: disney.

you cant look at this boy and tell me hes not hyperfixated on disney i mean did you s E E him in that one ep cmon

he will ramble about disney to anyone who will listen for hours. days, even, if you give him the opportunity. infodumping about disney is like injecting pure sunlight right into his bloodstream; by the end of it he’s glowing

once, after accepting anxiety, virgil and roman ended up in another debate about the Meanings of disney movies, but this time it was friendly, and by the end of it roman had gotten to ramble about each and every one of his favorite movies and he had never been happier

it was the first time virgil ever saw him Flap

they still get together to talk disney sometimes

VIRGIIIIL

virgil: *stims while listening to mcr* *stims while listening to mcr* *stims while listening to mcr* *stims while listening to mcr* *stims while listening to mcr* *stims while listening to mcr* *stims while liste

like roman, Music is virgil’s main stim, but he prefers to just. Move. bouncin his leg and drumming his hands in the air and shaking his head etc etc

it takes. literally foreVER for him to trust the others enough to stim around them. music is his main comfort but, for a Long Time, he wouldnt let himself listen to it when the others were around, just bc he knew he’d want to stim and he couLDNT bc what if he got juDGED

but then one day roman starts singing and patton jumps up and starts spinning and virgils like “???” and logans like “that’s how they stim” and virgils like “!!!!”

he Tappy Leg Real Fast

he also has a string of beads he carries everywhere to twist around his fingers bc bead,,, Good Texture

he struggles with rsd just as badly as roman, but he shows it in a Different Way

roman hurts, but hes an actor. he’s not about to invite more rejection by letting them know how much their words hurt! no no no, he keeps up the bravado until hes back in his room and then he breaks

but virgil. the rsd hits and its like, a physical blow to his chest and he crumples, wilting in on himself, and the world around him just sorta, ebbs away. for virgil, rsd is static

after AA the others start to learn his Signs for when hes feeling Bad™ so whenever he shrinks away they’ll stop the conversation and talk him through his insecurities until he feels better

SPOOKY HYPERFIXATIONS ALL THE WAY

went to Halloween Horror Nights one (1) time and now listens to the music on repeat and just. stims for hours

also hes in love with austin gumbam from academy of villains me? self projecting? never

knows Every Obscure Fact from Every Horror Movie Ever and the urge to infodump is Consntantly at the forefront of his mind but he Never Does

unless someone gives him permission

virgil: oh? chucky? thats a. cool movie. did you know that — uh. nvm

logan: no no, go on

virgil, vibrating at a speed that could shatter glass: iF YOU INSIST-

LOGAN,,,,

this bitch is just as bad at Emotional Regulation as patton

hes just better at hiding it

that little stunt w the paper in lntao? he is Constantly .5 seconds away from going apeshitt. that was just A Glimpse into the chaos

he’s just,,,, very very bad at Identifying what he’s feeling. patton hid his feelings from the others, but he still knew what he was feeling, and he knows how to identify emotions

logan, on the other hand?

logan: passion and anger are both Hot. they must be The Same Thing

patton: i. i mean. not really

logan: goddamnit

patton: logan? are you crying?

logan, touching his cheek and finding Tears: hm. tragic. and here i thought i was “happy”

he’d much rather just,,, Not feel but thats not an option bc he still feels things intensely, he just doesnt know What he’s feeling most of the time

quiet stims. he runs his hands along the fabric of his tie, feeling the grooves of the stitches, and readjusts his glasses constantly. if he’s feelin extra wild, he’ll even pull out his rubix cube and solve and re-solve it without even looking

LOTS of obscure hyperfixations

he has so many books on so many different subjects,,,, his room is more of a library than a bedroom and thats just the way he likes it

throwback to that one time he hyperfixated on reptiles and thomas’ little “slimy boy” outburst had him chasing deceit around the mindscape trying to feel his scales “FOR SCIENCE”

memory. problems.

he HATES hates hates hates the fact that things slip his mind so easily. hence, the notebook, and the daily planner, and the deluge of postits hanging around his bedroom

it frustrates him to no end especiaLLY when he forgets important information in front of thomas

patton watches out for the signs of Frustration and brings logan a cup of tea later than day and helps him sort through the Mess of notes on his desk to catalogue the Important Info

just let logan and patton be adhd buds @god bls i beggeth

but when he does remember The Information and thomas praises him? effervescent

logan, after thomas called him cool, kicking down pattons door: I FINALLY KNOW WHAT HAPPINESS TRULY FEELS LIKE

patton: hey! cool your jets there, kiddo!

logan:

patton: :3c

logan, turning around: neveRMIND

patton: nO WAI T-

the day thomas called him cool was the first time he ever Flapped

#patton sanders #roman sanders #virgil sanders #logan sanders #sanders sides #adhd #sanders sides hcs #celeste's portfolio #woop w o o p #very Basic™ but im jus like. throwing some of My Experiences at the sides and seein what sticks so #out of this im like. mostly patton n roman #espe c I A LLY roman's singing stim my voice is SHOT rn bc ive been singing nonstop without warming up #adhd sides #legit pls add onto this !!!! i wanna see what experiences Others have

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diabolikdance · 6 years

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Your best boy is shit

Ki: This is just a little something I’ve been feeling like doing for a while.

Disclaimer: This is all for comedy’s purpose.

Ayato

The legend, the meme, the man himself, Suck-a-dick Ayahoe

He’s the main/poster boy for the series but everyone likes Shu more anyway

His ego is so big you can probably use it to measure Yuma’s dick

This bitch thinks he’s some Lebron James ass shit, bitch can’t even lay-up without twisting his ankle smh

He likes tits like the fuckboi he is this nasty ass bitch

Also he’s like, at least a few centuries old, and he still can’t dress himself

Still the best now, Ayabitch?

Shu

Everyone’s OG let’s be honest, it’s Suck-a-dick Shoe

He might as well be a shoe he doesn’t do fucking anything goddamn

This bitch has got a fear of fire due to past trauma just like, light a match in front of him, that’ll get him moving (I’m horrible)

He’s kind of a dick to all his other brother and tbh I don't blame him

He supposedly plays violin and speaks some French or Latin or somewhat idk man he’s just some stuck up rich kid with family problems

Subaru

You’d think Reiji’d be the angriest with rage phonetically in his name but nope it’s Suck-a-dick Toyot-I mean Hyunda- I mean Land Rov- I mean Nisa- wait no that’s the furry from the other family my bad

He’s always angry

He’s also a car

Is having an affair with about 30 walls in the Suck-a-dick mansion

He doesn’t like people in his room because he’s hiding a large MCR and Fallout Boy collection

He wrote that one tumblr post about said bands performing together before Dan and Phil walk onstage and kiss, he had that dream

All you gotta do to make his engine go is mention his dad

Laito

Hey it’s HentaiM@ster69 AKA Suck-a-dick Laihoe

This guy is into some nasty shit

Tbh if you try to douse him in holy water the water actually won’t leave container

He was abused by his mum so now he’s really fucked

Tbh Yui knows what’s up wearing a swimsuit in the bath with this pervert around

Also he’s the biggest asshole out of the brothers

Probably has every STI known to mankind and then some with how much he sleeps around

Reiji

Ki’s best boy, and the shittiest, Suck-a-dick Ragé

This shit is like, ‘be all women-like’ and then proceeds to fucking poison you

I hate him

Reiji’s a dickhead

He gets off on tableware this goddamn otaku

He probably can’t actually make a proper cup of tea so has taken to poisons instead

Extreme mummy issues, it’s like senpai notice me but it’s mummy give me attention and affection like a gOOD FUCKING MOTHER

Once memorised an entire book haha what a nerd

Probably tried to dab once but had to immediately exorcise himself out of disappointment and embarrassment

Kanato

Now I ain’t gonna kink shame if Kanahoe is your best boy, but what the ever-loving fuck

Dude it’s like canon he stabs people with forks

Also his entire diet consists of sugar which I’m pretty sure is a symptom of batshit crazy

Ki’s golden rule: don’t stick ur dick in crazy and stick ur pussy on crazy, this break that rule on every level and then some more

He also carries around a stuffed bear that contains his mother’s remains I mean really

I don't really have to do much to roast him he kinda does it himself tbh

Bonus round

Kino

No one really knows much about him but he low-key stole my handle so I’m gonna call him Fuckface from now on

Tbh he looks like a Reiji Azusa lovechild which actually isn't a half bad ship now that I think about it

Fuckface thinks he’s Ketchup Daddy’s son bc he was made with his magic residue

Jokes on you that’s not how it works

Bitch just sits on his ass drinking juice and playing video games and tbh yea same

Ki: Next time, Mukami and Tsukinami (I still don’t write for them seriously)

#meme #Diabolik Lovers #admin ki #sakamaki #suck a dick #sakamaki ayato #sakamaki subaru #sakamaki reiji #sakamaki kanato #sakamaki shu #sakamaki laito #kino #sakamaki kino #not serious #your best boy is shit #headcanons

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