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somethingusefulfromflorida · 2 years

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I hate correcting customers who call me ma'am and miss and honey over the phone, because only about 30 percent of the time do they apologize and start calling me sir, while 70 percent of the time they double down assuming I was trans and continue misgendering me on purpose to show how little respect they have for me as a human being. "Thank you, MISS."

I'm a cis man, for the record.

Whenever I correct someone and they keep it up, I simply refuse service. "Oh, I'm sorry, we're completeley booked up the day you wanted. Yeah, no, we're booked up on your backup dates too. Looks like our next opening isn't until, hmm, mid-November. Oh, but it doesn't have enough beds for your party. We could probably fit you in around New Years, but you'd have to change rooms every day. You might wanna try [more expensive motel] a few blocks north of us, they might have vacancies. Have a good day."

I've been able to dodge what few complaints we've gotten so far because they all tell my boss that they just spoke to a very nasty woman, and she has no idea who they're talking about. "You must have dialed the wrong number, because I'm the only woman here, and I didn't talk to you." That PISSES THEM OFF, and she doesn't understand why they respond with "well we've been staying there for years, but we're never coming back." They think she's protecting me, an afab trans man, and are disgusted by it, but from her perspective they're just crazy people who are complaining about made up bullshit; it doesn't even cross her mind that they're talking about me. Why would it?

My boss is like 70 or 75, and was a Republican until 2016. It's never come up in conversation, but something tells me she wouldn't exactly be a trans ally. I'm in a weird position here, and it's hilarious.

#the customer is always wrong #all customers are bastards #terfs #confused terfs #trans #cis #phone calls #ma'am #miss #sir #southern hospitality #60k 11-28-22

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lesbianneopolitan · 19 days

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A Winter Schnee commissioned by @snowqueenofmyheart! Thank you! ❄💙

#My art #rwby #winter schnee #MA'AM

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nosieposie · 1 year

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Binge-watching Ace Attorney Let's plays so I can finally get to the part where a disgraced lawyer adopts a kid

#ace attorney #gyakuten saiban #phoenix wright #trucy wright #i'm kidding I'm kidding I love the trilogy #hi hello I got into ace attorney surprisingly. i played it one when i was 15 and felt too dumb for it #now i just do the based thing and let others play the games FOR me #my art #i'm currently at the DeLite case! opinion: desiree...#ma'am

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lokisgoodgirl · 3 months

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When you're on your knees...

strokes of your tongue echo in tempered sighs,

faster;

his back straightens against the door.

the floor is hard, thighs

trembling as your god unravels,

looking down with wild eyes.

hair mussed, shirt rumpled

his twitch the breaking of violent skies.

fingers flex around the bar,

knuckles white and mouth ajar,

you gurgle against his pulsing flesh,

almost undone- your god, your mess.

and on the precipice of the in-between,

his fists clench to quell the roar-

he drips a word with a whispering thrust.

just one. for you,

he pants,

'More.'

💦

#poem tuesdays #loki smut #lol #i am in the bath #Ma'am #you know im not okay with these elevator stills #❤️❤️

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vulturevanity · 9 days

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No amount of gifsets in the world could come close to conveying the sheer gender of anime Rika

#pokémon #pokemon #pokemon scarlet and violet #pokemon sv #pokemon horizons #pokemon scarvi #elite four rika #ma'am

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etfrin · 6 months

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☆Just A Toy | Ethan Landry☆　

Ghostface!Sub! Ethan Landry x Dom!Female! Reader

Warning - NSFW | Orgasm denial, Edging, p in v sex, male masterbation, use of pet names and titles (you call him pup and he calls you ma'am), riding, blowjob, degradation, objectification (calling Ethan a fucktoy) [let me know if I missed any warnings!]

Summary - ruining Ethan with your hand, mouth and cunt because he's acting cocky after a kill and he needs to shut the fuck up.

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You loved it when your man was confident but overconfident was never a nice look on Ethan.

You hate how smug he acted after a kill. How powerful he thought he was for killing. The act of killing is rather simple, it's living that's of actual difficulty. Ethan seemed to forget that and it's your job to remind him.

You close your laptop, sighing when your boy sass backs at you again. You felt your fingers twitch, annoyance bleeding through your mind. Your eyes narrow at the boy who was smirking at you while sitting on your bed.

"Strip," you command, your tone harsh and cold.

He tensed, his smirk disappearing but his blood rushed from his brain to his length. His cock hardened, creating a bulge in his blue jeans.

"Yes, ma'am," he said, his voice hushed and heat could already be seen in his eyes. He bites his lower lips as he frees himself from the restraint of his jeans and t-shirt. He wore only his boxers now and as I raised my eyebrow in question. He takes that off too, letting the underwear fall onto the ground.

You grin at his naked sight. From his brown curls to his lips that were such a pretty red to the tip of his length that was already forming beads of pre-cum. He was gorgeous. He was your favorite toy after all.

"Touch yourself," you said, in a demanding tone, "Nice and slow." You watch Ethan gripping his cock in the firm grip he likes. Fucking into his fist as slowly as possible. Putting on a show for his ma'am. You felt your wet pussy clench around nothing as he let out a deep groan. His fist covered in his pre, his eyes closed shut.

"Ma'am," he whispered, his voice cracking from the pleasure, "Clo- close ma'am."

"So?" you chuckled, "You aren't cumming until I say so." He nods obediently like a puppy. He moans, "Yes, madam."

His tip goes to an angry shade of red, wanting to cum. His breathing is getting labored, a sheet of sweat on his skin forming as he continues to follow your words.

He moans, "Ma'am, please, can I?" You only laugh at the question. He knew he was being a brat, he wasn't getting to cum any time soon.

"No, pup," you remarked, now walking to the bed and going near him. "Stop," you said as you sat in front of him. Your eyes view his cock with hunger and need. You licked your lips as your eyes met his glossy ones.

"You better not cum," you threatened. That was the only warning you gave before licking his tip. The salty tang of his pre cum makes you moan as you take more of his cock in your mouth. You feel his length twitching in your mouth, leaking even more than before. You begin to suck, bopping your head up and down. Your tongue pressed against his cockslit to not let a single bead of him go to waste. He lets out a louder noise of pleasure, his fingers gripping the sheets tight.

His eyes were wide with pleasure and want. "Please, ma'am," he whines. "Please, please," he whimpers. You don't listen to his pleas, focusing on licking his tip and the pretty vein of his cock. When you feel him get close again, you kiss his tip before pulling away.

"Ma'am!" he moans in frustration and want. You licked your lips clean and smiled at his state.

"Don't worry, sweetheart," you whispered to him, leaning in to kiss his cheek and then his jaw. "I'll fuck you soon enough," you add. Your hand gripping his cock, stroking it slowly.

He lets out a pathetic whimper. Your arousal made your panties cling to your cunt. You take it off and throw it on the ground with a second thought. Your hand is still pumping his cock. "You gonna let me fuck you, pup?" You asked, your tone amused as you already knew the answer. "Yes, ma'am," Ethan replied, "Need you to fuck me."

"Of course, my sweet," you whispered, your voice causing a shiver down his spine. You didn't bother taking off your top, he knew he didn't have any touching privileges right now.

One wrong move and he would be punished. "Gonna fuck you until you fill me up like the good boy you are," you whispered to his ear. You line his cock up to your entrance before you slowly begin to go down. Inch by inch you take his length into your wet, warm walls. His head falls back to rest on the headboard as he lets out unfiltered moans. His eyes closed, the side of his lips drooled, his curls clinging to his forehead.

Your pussy clenched at the sight, you hadn't even taken half of him yet. He lets out a deep groan. "Ma'am," he breathes out, "fuck me. Fuck me." You don't want any longer, you take his cock until his tip was grazing your g-spot. You let out a moan yourself. You grind your hips at the beginning, it always takes a bit of time for you to get used to his length especially when he is reaching so deep inside of you.

"Ah~ Ethan, this is what you're good for you know," you whispered, "To be used as a toy. Killing is all fun and games but you're nothing more than just a toy for me to play around with." You keep moving your hips slowly, letting his cockhead graze your spongy spot repeatedly. "See? You can't even fuck me, I am the one fucking you like this," you moan as you begin to raise your hips to properly ride his thick cock.

He couldn't even speak, his eyes wide, his lips parted just to let out broken whines and moans. One of your hands grips his hair, tugging at it until his gaze meets yours. "Don't close your eyes," you instructed, "Watch me fuck you, pup." He groans out a yes ma'am.

You begin to bounce on his cock, slamming down onto his length repeatedly as your hand still gripped his head in place. Even if you were wearing a t-shirt, it was clinging to you now, your tits moving with each bounce. You looked beautiful for Ethan like this. "Fuck," he moans. "You're so pretty, ma'am." The sudden praise makes you tug at his hair harder. "I know," you moan. Your pussy squeezed around his cock as you were getting close to the edge. Your free hand goes to your cunt, your thumb finding your clit and rubbing fast impatient circles to the sensitive bud.

You wanted to cum. You needed to cum. Your patience worn thin from the beginning. "Fuck," you moan as you feel the height of your pleasure nearly reaching it's peak. You knew just what you needed to push you over the edge.

You pressed your lips against him into a feral kiss. More teeth and tongue than it was lips. It was the fact that he replied to the kiss with equal desperate fervor that had your cunt milking his cock as your inner wall spasm and finally cums.

You gasp as you break the kiss. A line of saliva connecting you both. He looked wrecked by you now. His cock twitching and throbbing inside you, still not cumming without permission. What a good boy he was. What a shame he was a brat earlier and you still weren't satisfied.

Before he could plead for a release again, you said, "You're not cumming any time soon tonight, dear." You smirk as he lets out a desperate whimper.

"Now you're gonna be the good boy I know you're and repent about your behavior," you add, his cock still inside you, his pre-cum painting your walls, "And when I think you're worthy, I'll fuck you again."