#Luke’s eating good

[flickerintwilights]

okay yes you’re being very normal BUT. “what makes you think he was a hero?” “because he kills monsters.” “what makes you think that she was a monster?”

“not everyone who looks like a hero is a hero, and not everyone who looks like a monster is a monster”

“…and against all odds, he managed to find his way to a happy ending”

#pjo #i was mouthing the words in absolute glee #like YES thats the good shit i am Eating #the luke foreshadowing. the everything #the THEMES #because a hero isn’t just someone who kills monsters!! #percy jackson #percy jackson and the olympians

[phoenixkaptain]

Gotta be honest, the idea that Luke wouldn’t send a child alone in an X-wing with only a droid for company is funny to me.

Like, we’re talking about the same Luke, right? The one who spent years bulls-eyeing womp rats and took the experience from that to then blow up the Death Star? The one who was like “This is a trap… I’m gonna walk right into it.” The one who was like “I will rescue my dear friend by waltzing in without a disguise and being as obnoxious as possible.” “How do we get out of this situation? How about we convince these small bear creatures that our droid is a god, that will probably work.” “I know Darth Vader is a murderer who murdered my Ben and is trying to murder me and all, but he is also my dad and therefore I love him.”

Luke would send a child in an X-wing without even fucking thinking about it! Do you REALLY think LUKE SKYWALKER is a reasonable human being?? Are you honestly trying to tell me that this man who has been driving the same fucking ship for like ten years would understand how dangerous it is to put an unsupervised child in a vehicle??? Do you really honestly truly think that Luke knows how to care for children????

You see, a lot of people like to portray Luke as perfect. And this is the same issue I have with people who portray Obi-Wan as perfect, or Yoda, or Mace, or literally any character in all of Star Wars because the whole point is that the are flawed human beings!

But it’s ESPECIALLY egregrious with Luke because I don’t know where any of you got this idea that Luke is a sweet summer child??? This man has a death count of over one million. This man had Seen Some Shit that it is literally impossible not to be affected by. Why do so many people assume that Luke at the end of the Trilogy is the same as Luke at the beginning of the Trilogy? He’s changed! He’s a different person! That’s what makes the Original Trilogy such a good trilogy!! It’s basic storytelling!!! A character canNOT be at the same place mentally as when they began the story, or else it’s not a good story!

But also, I hate the way this colours shipping fics with Luke. Like, listen. There is no ship where Luke should be the straightman of the relationship. Luke Skywalker just is not normal. He’s weird, he’s deranged, he’s so strange; he cannot be a straightman, it just doesn’t work. It’s so completely out of character it isn’t even funny.

The joy of shipping Luke is that every single thing that you can ship Luke with will come out the other sode looking rational.

Han Solo is a smuggler who hangs out with a Wookiee and who does extremely dangerous, stupid shit, but next to Luke?? Rational. Normal. Someone who uses their brain, Luke, take notes-

Din Djarin is a bounty hunter who decided that he would rather destroy an entire group of highly dangerous men than give up the cute kid he just found. But compared to Luke? At least he has equipment on him!

Mara Jade literally was mind-controlled by the Emperor and was Darth Vader’s coworker and was also a Jedi (something that no rational person would be honestly) and even she comes across as normal compared to Luke Skywalker.

I know this is rambly and disjointed and I know people disagree with me, but like??? Yes, I think Luke is great with kids. Yes, I think Luke is a good teacher. Yes, I think Luke is the type of person to wave goodbye as an infant flies off in his warship. I think Luke is the type of person who would throw a child into the air way too high and then catch them. Where did the idea that he’s the responsible parent come from? Luke is teaching infants how to use laser swords, do you REALLY THINK that’s what a responsible parent would do????

#luke skywalker #star wars #star wars original trilogy #the mandalorian #dinluke #hanluke #maraluke #grogu #din djarin #han solo #mara jade #i keep seeing people treat luke like he is a preschool teacher #and i also view him as a preschool teacher #but not the preschool teacher who is seventy eight and croons about how good her darlings are doing #no luke is the preschool teacher who eats sticks with his students #he is absolutely unhinged and this is just a canon fact #luke skywalker would not see anything wrong with a baby flying an x wing #it just isn’t in character for him to think that’s weird #he was going to give the baby a laser sword #do you think he would draw the line at a gun ship #the inane ramblings of a madman #ranting #long post

[rubixcubi]

I just KNOW this skit was directed towards us monsters

#that nerd on the phone was literally me #well I can live in the basement #and I mainly eat bread and apples #MARK PLEASE #PLEASE MARK #GIVE ME A CHANCE #I PROMISE TO TAKE SUCH GOOD CARE OF YOU #GIVE ME ONE CHANGE #why am I 80k in debt you ask? no reason… #mark hamill #luke skywalker #star wars #snl skit #older mark hamill #dilf luke #dilf!luke

[bibxrbie]

"Between Anakin and Luke who is the better Jedi?"

"Who's the strongest?"

Blah blah blah.

Every single person who thinks it is Anakin is wrong because Anakin "coolest thing about me is my kids" Skywalker would beat you up for thinking that his son isn't the greatest thing of all time.

#you know im right #if this man could chew he'd be eating metal every time someone so much as suggest that luke was anything but perfect #vader canonically loses his temper everytime someone from the empire suggests that luke isnt the biggest threat they're facing #he's like “what? do you mean? we should focus on someone else? luke skywalker exists and i have to follow him actually” #luke gets kidnapped and Vader kills the people who did it because only HE is allowed to hubt and traumatise his child like that thank you #“oh but anakin is the chosen one” you say #neither anakin or i care we're to busy admiring luke as he fucks up again #kylo meets anakin in the afterlife prepared to complain about luke and his 'failures' #surpised to find that grandpa 'number 1 luke stan' vader couldn't give a shit #'oh he tried to kill you? clearly he didn't do a good enough job. hey you think luke is open to advice? give him advice in killing people' #luke skywalker #anakin skywalker #darth vader #dad vader

[introverting-rn]

was gonna start post with something along the lines of “why aren’t we addressing” but thats literal bullshit because we are all addressing it and So Am I

WHY IS THE CHARACTERISATION OF THE TRIO LITERALLY SO PERFECT YOU GUYS

like

it was perfect in the first two episodes too but this one just has me feeling so much i have to talk about it

“i am impertinent” and beginning to sing the consensus song - immediately a perfect persassy, and the returning annabeths cap is so cute i adore it, but also the conversation with medusa about his mother was incredibly done! i was leaning forwards to drink in every detail of the scene and i’m probably gonna go rewatch it now because WOW. the suspense was such a tangible, beautiful thing, and the sense of greed that seemed to sparkle in medusas eyes when we had still never seen her without the hat is seriously blowing my mind. her framing and tilts of the head and the antique feeling of her kitchen all hone in towards the scene and it’s messages and i found myself genuinely confronted as i tried to figure out which medusa story the show was going with. leaving that somewhat vague as the audience has to choose if we trust her as a narrator is so powerful in dragging you into the story. it means that what you believe reflects on you; there is no way to detach yourself from this world and the choices you are making within it, even as a mere spectator

and as she made the offer to percy and there was a long stretch of those camera angles, tilted ever so sweetly in such a menacing atmosphere, i was desperately trying to picture what percy’s reaction would be. i had expected him to have interrupted her already, to immediately cut through with a sharp “no” and cause her head to jolt up. i thought she would keep her chin high, turning sharply to face him in contrast to her flowing elegance, and that her head would be tilted back so that she could stare directly at him beneath the hat, tongue flicking over her teeth as she dropped her facade. i thought percy would instinctively go to match her eye contact with determination and be tackled by annabeth, who crept up to eavesdrop due to her suspicion, or that percy would look away by staring up at the sky, feeling isolated as medusa swept steadily towards him, and that we would see his eyes swim with tears and his legs refuse to move and his breathing increase as medusa ran a fingernail along his neck, and then annabeth would intervene

when percy didn’t shout to interrupt, i expected to cut back and see his face, wrought with raw emotion. i thought that he would let that moment of connection stretch, having felt so lonely before meeting this person who spoke exactly to his heart. i waited to see the grief and wrestling that it took him to refuse to help his mother, to accept the similar motherly figure before him as an enemy. i wondered if maybe we wouldn’t see his reaction now, and his silence would later be used against him as he himself is accused of betraying their quest

but the silence drew out for longer and longer, and when medusa turned her head to see the doorway completely empty, i realised that was the only thing that he would have done. i realised that he would think of the immediate danger to his friends first and go to warn them, and i realised that there was more to come and i loved every second of it

i loved seeing grover try to maintain peace on the quest. his look of disappointment at percy for sniping about thalia’s “fate of a pine cone”, and his refusal to comment about the validity of the voting system under totalitarian leadership (looking at you putin). the clapping for the consensus song had me so confused in the moment and then had me smiling uncontrollably with an extreme fondness because his awkwardness and his sincerity were so clearly shown. the finally shouting at percy and annabeth to get a grip, not having wanted to upset either of them but realising that letting this continue was only making it worse - man, this character is so wonderful. add to that the emotional weight of staring up at uncle ferdinand, feeling the presence of his failed quest heavy in the room as their current one began to fall apart. how he tried to conceal his tears, to be the Protector, not seeming to consider that his friends wanted to look after him too, perhaps because they themselves had forgotten to do so. he is so sweet and genuine and there’s such a depth and intricacy to his character in the show that i don’t remember from the books, although that may just be because i was younger when i first read them, or because seeing these people on screen is so much closer and more confronting in some ways

and annabeth. i fucking love annabeth. i love that she’s a bit of a dick in some ways, but that you’re never expected to hold it against her - it’s never presented as cruelty, just as pragmatism, because that’s what it is. as the same time, she can hold grudges, and they don’t shy from that. as i mentioned earlier, it’s constantly called into question which medusa narrative is the ‘correct’ one, and the way medusa describes to both annabeth and percy how they are direct parallels to the original story makes her feel so manipulative, and you feel annabeths faith in her previous notion of the story wavering as yours does, deeply connecting her with the audience. the way she explains her plan on the bus shows that she doesn’t expect herself to be so intelligent that nobody else understands - a common struggle in hubris - and her complete unwillingness to allow this plan to be questioned shows the leading nature she’s forced herself into. yes, annabeth is an incredible natural leader and strategist, but her refusal to show weakness is a sign of the struggles in her life. she confronts alectus on her own - self-centred or selfless? and in that final interaction with percy, the way she gives way just enough for both of them to discuss the offers they were given and understand each other. it was such a good moment to see that, even after percy’s unintentional acidity to her in saying they’ll never be friends, the two are laying down the basis for a firm trust and absolute belief in each other. she is such a well-rounded character so far and i am obsessed

not even to mention characters outside of this! luke’s slight hints of emotion as he alludes to his past, the hand the world has dealt him and how he has come to terms with it, are such perfect foreshadowing for those of us familiar with his character (which. by the way. i haven’t been on tumblr a lot recently so are we going for no spoilers or what lol). mr d claiming to be percy’s dad was a strong introduction of character in a way that makes me question why that didn’t happen in the book, and it lead into seamless exposition of the whole reason for demigods and quests. sally jackson is sally jackson and i fucking love her.

basically i am really enjoying the pj show, and loving every element - the biggest kudos to everyone working on it an aLSO ARE PERCY AND NICO GONNA NERD OUT TOGETHER ABOUT MYTHOMAGIC BYE 😭😭

#how in the heck is this show so perfect you guys #and how is it making me ship percabeth more than before?? and love grover’s friendship more than before?? yo this is pure Art #and they aren’t afraid to change things from the books to make the message better and that’s so refreshing #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson #annabeth chase #grover underwood #luke castellan #persassy #percabeth #cmon you know i gotta tag that #anyways love you guys!! make sure to sleep a good amount and eat well!! God bless!!!!!!!

[edenvinity]

jackhughes dreams to reality

#STOPPP THIS IS SO CUTE #as a fellow person who has a very good relationship w their sibling I EAT THIS SHIT UPP #also good choice of pictures they are all so cute here #(technically from jack AND lukes account) #quinn hughes #jack hughes #luke hughes #hughes brothers #nj devils #vancouver canucks #new jersey devils

[johnconstantinesdick]

I’m thinking about my Big Three kid swap au (Nico is the prophecy child, Percy is a willow tree, and Thalia is caught in the Lotus Casino) again and specifically Percy is so funny to me. Turns into a tree when he has a found family daughter and almost-boyfriend and wakes up as a a single mother divorcee.

Percy is consistently bringing unhinged domestic spat energy to every confrontation. It’s a full on soap opera. The gods love it. Luke’s troops keep losing respect for him.

Percy kept aging while he was a tree (since we can’t have him join the Hunt) and everyone agrees he’s not the Prophecy Child because he’s fully twenty-something already. So he has no other obligations except conspiring with Annabeth to drag Luke kicking and screaming back home.

Percy keeps referring obliquely to “the divorce” which is very funny but confuses everyone around him. Multiple times he distracts monsters or Titan army demigods by complaining about his “failing marriage” and how “taking care of a kid alone is so hard, you know? I’m not even getting child support!”. Everyone comes out of the conversation sympathetic to the poor guy. Every once in a while Percy adds new lore to see the way Luke’s eye twitches. Luke is not coping well with the judgmental looks, side-eyes, and earnest advice about how to save a marriage. Annabeth keeps getting kidnapped by Luke’s cronies because they very earnestly believe she should get to spend some more time with her other dad.

Every Saturday there’s a truce where all three of them tensely eat cookies in Sally Jackson’s living room. No one has the guts to tell her they’re on opposite sides of a war. Luke tries to turn the tables one (1) time and ask her how she would feel about Percy getting married. Sally’s answer is so heartfelt and genuinely happy that Luke cries alone in his golden sarcophagus later and he never brings it up again. Percy’s smug look goes entirely unnoticed except by Annabeth.

#Percy just likes to eat hot (blue) chip and lie. like any good bisexual. #he’s running the camps propaganda effort all on his own. no one else appreciates it. it’s all ‘why are you fraternizing with the enemy’ and #‘stop telling people you’re married’ and ‘are you trying to babytrap a guy in his twenties with your thirteen year old friend as the baby’ #this man’s fatal flaw is loyalty. as long as there’s a slight chance that Luke might come home Percy is going to keep fighting like hell. #combined with Annabeth’s fatal flaw being pride? the two of them are absolutely assured of their plans. nothing can go wrong. #in the end. well. Nico has ghost powers. banishing a titan from someone’s body is basically an exorcism. #also Percy has successfully gaslit Hermes into thinking he gave his blessing for the marriage so when he drags Luke back to camp after the #war that’s BASICALLY a bridal kidnapping. he’s just connecting with his Greek roots! #pjo #riordanverse #eli writes #eli rambles

[mariailoveyou-guerin]

what did I say ladies and gentlemen didn’t I tell y’all😂 the internet is so fake and fickle and literally has hurd 🐑 mentality it’s wild if one person says something and few agree then suddenly all agree like they don’t have any minds of their own they just following whatever is in and new popular I told y’all since day Colin is the finest man along with Ben, in that whole Bridgerton show this don’t include QC men so don’t be coming for me because I didn’t inlcunde prince adolphus who’s so stunning too, Anthony visually is it not doubt about it and not in s1 but s2 overall he’s pretty but character wise personality and visually COLIN was always nr1 I’m sorry Benedict was nr2 just bc as character he’s just not fully fleshed and is just the HIMBOO of the family which is why many love him he’s just there being cute nice silly dumb and pretty hopefully he’ll get too be a more real person and not just the pretty dumb brother! Ofc in his szn he’ll be full fleshed character and person

BTW Us COLIN POLIN fans since day1 how do we feel don’t hall just love winning and knowing your taste and mind is superior to everyone and y’all have your own brains and aren’t just brainless zombies that follow whatever the some people with horrendous taste on the internet say and do 😂 me being a sheep I could never I have a mind of my own I could never just follow whatever someone tells just because it’s popular and in

#bridgerton #colin bridgerton #luke newton #luke thompson #anthony bridgerton #polin #jonathan bailey #as Colin girly since day1 I always win. #benedict bridgerton #penelope bridgerton #penelope featherington #our season gonna eat so good polin girlies #nothing I hate more then oh everyone likes it or him so I’m gonna like it mentatily or until someone tells me to like it #you are female with reasonable ability and brain please use it

[navarice]

bridgerton fans on tumblr save me bc the ppl over on twitter are choosing to be obtuse on purpose…

I’ve never been opposed to being a little shit over content/media we all consume but my god ppl just wake up and decide to be assholes on the internet for no reason. cant say how many people I’ve blocked bc of it 😧

long story short, if you don’t like what the season will offer for any reason at all, please do us a favor and don’t watch it. Please we are begging. Some of us want to get lost in the fake regency and pretty dresses and plenty of fucking. not everything has to be another reason why you think teenagers who write burn books are the literal worst ppl to walk the planet or how you don’t find fat people hot. Both are valid and fine but don’t come into a working kitchen and be surprised people are using the utensils.

#bridgerton #I cannot believe how many of these I’ve come across #poor Nicola thought she would be getting dragged over being leading lady #and luke put into the spotlight has to deal w sm shit #charithra and literally all the cast members #all the expectations are there. no one has to be here if it’s not their thing #it’s like when you clearly have a tag that says dead dove do not eat and ppl still choose to open it and be surprised about whts inside #then again I’m the dumb one for expecting something more considering how much shit simone got for being Indian #I’ll say it rn the books were good but in a rare case the shows are better #so. to the ppl. go cry abt it ig

[daydadahlias]

I wish you’d write a small town bull rider and nurse fic yeehaw

oh you're a fucking genius

#pigeon #anon #YESSSSSSSSSSSSS #THIS IS SO GOOD #THIS IS !! SO GOOD !! OMG !!! #one of them is all rough and tumble and keeps getting hurt and the nurse has to keep patching them up #and is all concerned and going 'one of these days you're going to get yourself killed' #and bull rider is all 'aw will you miss me?' #literally YES #you know i love a fucking small town fic #i also love nurses #this EATS #who is giving nurse and who is giving bullrider #obvi ashton's little cowboy ass needs to be on a bull #i think luke would be a good nurse #this is SO good #yes.

[sonofthedunes]

what if one morning luke told rebel command he couldn’t run drills with his squad bc he’d come down with a stomach bug-but the real reason was that you rode his face too aggressively the night before and sprained his neck

#c speaks #luke skywalker #luke skywalker smut #luke skywalker x reader #luke skywalker x y/n #maybe if he wanted to make sure red squadron was fighting ready he’d try not to be so good at eating puss #just a thought

[corpiote]

luke would kill for some baklava

#i cant eat it bc of how much it is - it tastes good but ya know? #text #cybird #ikepri #ikemen prince #ikepri luke #someone make it for him #luke randolph

[aureutr]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy, The Mandalorian (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Rape/Non-Con Relationships: Din Djarin/Luke Skywalker, Luke Skywalker/Tarre Vizsla Characters: Luke Skywalker, Din Djarin, Tarre Vizsla Additional Tags: Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Omega Luke Skywalker, Alpha Din Djarin, Alpha Tarre.Vizsla, That's Not How The Force Works (Star Wars), Stasis Sickness, Dark Tarre Vizsla, Possession, Extremely Dubious Consent Series: Part 5 of Into the Garbage Chute, Flyboy Summary:

Collaboration with Starboundanon

An a/b/o take on a fun group chat au/collab fic

1000 years ago, Tarre Vizsla loved a Jedi. But his love turned to obsession, and led him down a dark path. He would do anything to claim and keep his riduur.

In the present day, Mand’alor Din Djarin is invited to swear an oath to Mandalore in front of the statue of Luke Vizsla: beloved consort to an ancient Mand’alor. He accidentally deactivates the stasis device hidden inside, releasing a very confused Jedi Knight who insists his name is “Skywalker.”

Adjusting to a new galaxy is a challenge, especially while recovering from severe stasis sickness. Din offers to help Luke navigate these changes. They are drawn to each other almost immediately, but not everything can be so easy. There is a dark, pulsing thing that has latched onto Din Djarin.

The Force flows through and is affected by all things. Generations of people believing something over a long enough period of time can be enough to make ripples.

Like how Tarre told his people that Luke was his husband (lie) and consort (lie). And that he was an Omega (big lie).

#dinluke #star wars #luke skywalker #din djarin #tw dark content #dead dove do not eat #Tarre Vizsla #din is actually a really good guy in this one #Too bad he's possessed #a/b/o

[stromer]

Luke has made the executive decision to adopt Curtis into his family he is now the 4th Hughes and Luke’s 3rd older brother

yk i wish i could say i was even the slightest bit surprised about this newfound information… but i just knew somehwere in the depths of my gut that lazar would exhibit mama hen behavior when luke came along

curtis did have himself a chuckle about his hughes family adoption when he said "tell him [quinn] there’s a spot right next to his third brother sitting right here ready for him!" so who was i to doubt it

#i just think it's neat. knowing they're pals or whatever #i also think it's so fucking funny that curtis just drives him around. presumably sharing nhl vet stories like eating burgers off the ice #like do u think he just told jack he was stealing luke??? 'hey as honorary hughes brother i am stealing the little one' ?? #if i were to make this sad… curt most likely loves having a rookie to take under his wing cuz he's not only good teammate but also a FATHER #whose babies are in canada and he loves being a family man and that's something he always says to describe himself yadda yadda sad sad

[endlessfandomverse]

if i had a nickel for every time david tennant played a role in a piece of media that i care a lot about in the year of our lord 2023 then i’d have 3 nickels

#good omens #star wars ahsoka #doctor who #(again) #i’m eating so well as a david tennant dork #sorry but i was a fan of the tenth doctor at a formative age #luke talks ig

[gifti3]

if solomon has one more event/banner card dropped for him he'll be tied with lucifer and mammon for ssr and up cards 👀

#all ik is solomon fans are eating good this time around #i heard he was getting crumbs in the last game #im counting up all the cards and their types for personal reasons #my poor asmo he has 5 but he's slightly less neglected compared to luke and diavolo #they only got 4 cards that are ssr and up #luci and mammon have twice as many as those 2 #i wonder how the numbers will look like in a year #im expecting big gaps between various characters #obey me nb #obey me solomon