#Like I could brain rot and make it about dnf

[captainnameless]

Unfortunately the Michael + Seb brain rot has consumed me and I can’t think about anything else 

Would love to hear more thoughts about them if you feel like it :) totally okay if not

If you want a prompt: Japan 2007

Seb crashed into Mark taking both of them out under the safety car (which is sad because Seb was running 3rd in a toro rosso and everyone was super impressed). Mark was fuming and apparently Seb cried in the garage because he cost both teams points and poor bub was just so stressed and upset 😭 

How did Michael deal with that meltdown?

nooooooooo bc imagine this tiny 20-year old who just got promoted to Toro Rosso with just the world to carry on his shoulders still 😭

It’s a horrible life, Sebastian decides as he’s waiting for Michael to finish his conversation with Franz Tost; it’s cold, it’s raining, he turned a potential podium into a DNF and he just got the chewing out of a lifetime from Mark Webber.

There’s hot tears pricking at the corners of his eyes that he stubbornly wipes away with the back of his sleeve, he peeks over at Michael just when the elder looks at him and his face must be telling, because even Franz looks sympathetic now. He doesn’t hear their goodbye’s, but notices the body language change before Michael’s striding over to him, wrapping an arm along his shoulders and guiding him out the motorhome.

It’s still pissing down rain, at least the tears escaping his eyes won’t be as noticeable, Sebastian thinks while Michael gets out the umbrella, starts walking somewhere Sebastian blindly follows. He wishes desperately he could just curl up into Michael’s chest, but can’t, he does lean into the elder a bit more, almost stumbling over his own feet.

Michael just tightens his hold, quietly shushes the distressed sound that leaves Sebastian. “Almost at the car.” He soothes.

Quicker than Sebastian’s expected he’s being buckled into the passenger seat, Michael’s thumb wiping at the tears on his cheeks before pressing a kiss to his forehead. “No more tears.” He hums before fumbling around a bag, tossing Sebastian his childhood plush that he’s been carrying around forever.

Sebastian snatches it up, presses his face into the soft fur of the bunny while his fingers tangle into both of the ears. He barely registers the ride home.

“Still breathing?” Michael asks when he gently pulls the plush from Sebastian’s face, offering another kiss for the great disservice that apparently is.

“You frown like that long enough you’ll face will get stuck.” Michael hums, pressing a kiss to Sebastian’s eyebrows before pulling him out of the car.

Back at the hotel Sebastian’s forced into a hot shower, while Michael promises him tea. He knows Michael always brings tea from home, so he agrees to the deal.

When he gets out of the shower Michael’s already made himself comfortable on the sofa in the hotel room, the radio’s playing music on the lowest setting and the tea’s already poured into matching cream mugs on the little table.

Sebastian wants to cry again.

“I know,” Michael sighs gently, sits up and opens his arms. “Come here, liebling.”

Sebastian doesn’t need to be told twice, remembers to snatch his lil’ rabbit with him before crashing into Michael’s chest and just crying.

He doesn’t know for how long, but when he’s calmed down enough, Michael reaches over to grab the mug, holds it for Sebastian to sip and it isn’t scalding hot anymore.

“You’re okay.” Michael suits. “It was a mistake, you’ll make a lot more.”

That gets him another frown. Michael laughs. “I made a lot more. I turned out alright.”

Sebastian supposes that’s true, downs the rest of his tea so he can snuggle back into the soft jumper that Michael changed into.

“Mark yelled at me.” He pouts.

“I’ll kick his ass.” Michael offers and it pulls a chuckle from Sebastian.

“What? It’s not like they can give me a penalty.”

Sebastian smiles some more. “I’m glad you’re here.” Because he is, and maybe life isn’t horrible.

#littlef1adventures #lf1a.minific #got way too invested in this goodnight

[safetycar-restart]

hiiii!!! i hope you’re having a wonderful day, my brain has been consumed by all things Oscar and Logan so here are some thoughts that i had (sorry if they aren’t very cohesive), my brain is being rotted by cramps

Logan loves to come home to you and Oscar after bad race and just help make dinner or do something that he feels like make him “worthy” of your love. (I think I’ve said before that I feel like Logan can struggle with feeling like he’s worthy after a bad race)

Logan likes to try and cook but he isn’t the greatest

Oscar likes to see you and Logan wearing his clothes (especially his dom, but that’s a different thought)

Logan and Oscar have to at least be touching during a scene (like holding hands)

The way to fix Oscar’s jealousy (sometimes, it’s not a fool proof plan) is to have scene that mainly focus’s on how much you and logan love and appreciate him

Oscar HAS to be the small spoon, Logan will get upset if he isnt

little! Logan and Oscar like to play dinosaurs together but Logan can struggle to keep his playing more calm so it can sometimes lead to melt downs

little! Oscar and Logan share toys, oscar is the only person he is willing to share with

and to close out, logan doesn’t like to really see you talking to another little that isn’t oscar (as mentioned with my logan ask when he got upset about you talking to mick)

sorry if this was a lot or didn’t make any sense, also did you see that Logan got 5th in free practice? I did a little dance for him I was so excited. Love, 🎾 anon

MORE OSCAR AND LOGAN!! I love Oscar and Logan so much and we need to discuss this more (honestly we need to discuss all poly couples more, we should do a poly night soon actually). I'm gonna split these thoughts with different headings to try and make it more organised :))

INSECURE LOGAN:

I definitely agree that Logan has trouble with feeling like he's worthy of you and Oscar. Cause to him, you and Oscar mean EVERYTHING to him, but he feels like he doesn't do enough for you two. I also think that Logan struggles to separate what happens on track to what he's worth in the relationship?

Obviously he could DNF in every single race and it would change nothing for you and Oscar, but Logan struggles with that. I also think that he especially struggles with getting help and comfort from you and Oscar for things like that? Because he feels like he's performed so badly that he doesn't deserve that.

Maybe him doing some acts of service for you and Oscar actually came from Oscar? Because Oscar, bless him, tends to just handle things from a very literal point of view.

Like Logan was in tears, saying he doesn't think he deserves comfort but he feels so upset and he doesn't know what to do. So Oscar just... tells Logan to go make him dinner. Logan asks what he's talking about, and Oscar goes "Make me dinner, then I'll comfort you. You say you don't deserve it, so make me dinner first and then I'll comfort you and you'll deserve that."

And it works??? Logan is like "Yeah, yeah okay" and makes you and Oscar dinner? And then afterwards he cuddles between you and Oscar and gets his comfort.

So yeah, Logan performs acts of service when he's upset and needs special attention. And the acts themselves actually helps? He really starts to calm down and he finds comfort in doing things for you and Oscar too.

POSSESSIVE/JEALOUS OSCAR:

The interesting thing about Oscar's jealously is that it's very intense but he never shows it at first? Like Logan will be very clearly unhappy when he feels jealous, and he'll grumble about it the moment you or Oscar speak to him again.

Oscar will stay silent at first, not saying a thing. And then he'll give you and Logan the cold shoulder. He'll also do this to both of you even if the jealously is only for one of you? Like he'll be jealous because Logan was talking to Alex the entire driver parade and touching Alex the whole time, but then that night he gives both you and Logan the cold shoulder, like somehow you were also to blame.

You and Logan pretty quickly realise what's going on, because it's really only jealousy that will make Oscar act like that. If anything else is wrong, then Oscar will generally come to you and Logan to talk about it because he likes to vent and hear your thoughts.

Except with jealousy, because jealousy makes Oscar turn away and then you and Logan have to push him to explain what's happening.

And yeah, the solution is really just to support Oscar and give him attention and love. Honestly I think Logan LOVES doing that? You'll often just sit back and tell Logan to make Oscar feel good, and Logan will go wild. He loves kissing every inch of Oscar while you hold him, loves mumbling praise against Oscar's skin.

So with all this in mind, of course Oscar is also the most possessive out of you three. He loves seeing you and Logan in his clothes, and he'll even buy bigger clothes so the clothes will fit properly.

And he'll always want to hold Logan's hand. Logan is more social between the two of them, but Oscar loves to just hold Logan's hand and listen to Logan chatting to others. But the hand holding is a requirement.

LITTLE!OSCAR AND LITTLE!LOGAN:

Firstly, I love the idea of Logan and Oscar playing with each other in little space!! Logan is such a good big brother for Oscar, and so of course they love playing with dinosaurs together!

I think that Logan is very talkative? He loves learning little facts about whatever he likes and sharing them, and he LOVES dinosaurs. So he keeps up a constant stream of info about dinosaurs! He's always explaining the name of the dinosaur toy he's holding and what they ate and some other info and it's so fucking cute.

Oscar loves listening to this, and even though he's so small that honestly he can barely understand Logan, he still loves listening to Logan's voice.

I do agree that it can sometimes cause meltdowns, because Oscar is very small and sometimes Logan gets too excited. Poor Logan used to blame himself and get to upset with himself for making Oscar cry, but he's starting to understand it isnt his fault. Oscar is a fussy little thing, and he'll pretty much always have at least one meltdown.

And once Oscar has stopped crying, he's always mumbling "Lo Lo" and looking for his big brother.

#poly!oscar/logan #oscarp #lsargeant #nsfw. #gn!reader #little!oscar #little!Logan #little!driver/rider #🎾

[confettimafia]

A SCUFFED STUDY ON DNF ART LIKED BY DREAM

Abstract:

As we all know, every once in a while Dream will ‘like’ a Very Sus DNF Fanart™ without warning or explanation. Because I suspect that the fandom, (and Myself after making this) is a masochist, I compiled these instances to find the rate of these ‘likes’ over time.

Methodology:

I scrolled through the mind-numbing 1,336 ‘likes’ on Dream’s Fanart account and manually counted ones in between ‘dnf likes’. I also approximated the date that each was liked based on the latest ‘liked’ fanart below (and being on Twitter when the last one was liked). From there I could find the number of days in between ‘dnf likes.’ I selected which ones where ‘sus’ based on a few criteria: “damn this is very obvious,” it’s tagged as dnf, and “that’s an obvious blush/hearts.” (The only three I was unsure about and did include was one with George as Milo and Dream as Kida, a clothes swap, and a tension filled king/knight one. I did not include other King/Knight ones or ones with Tiny!George even though some of them were a little sus.) Listen, this was very scuffed, but if you want to go through and do the same thing, be my guest, beware of brain rot.

RESULTS

(Drum roll please)

The Number of Liked Fanart Between Liked DNF Fanart (including before the first one)

The Number of Days Between Liked DNF Fanart (not including before the first one)

Fanart chosen (and approximate date liked)

Bruises and ax 9/6/20

Clothes Swap Tagged dnf (they deactivated so I can’t link it, I will if they reactivate, I have a screenshot) 11/1/20

The Infamous Heatwaves One 11/15/20

Homies Hearts Grass 11/21/20

King Knight 12/20/20

Hot Tub 1/17/21

Chains Green Purple 2/13/21

Mushroom Puppet 3/3/21

Graphic Novel Tension 4/3/21

Wearing George Sweatshirt 5/2/21

Milo Kida 5/14/21

DNF Nap 6/6/21

Discussion:

-THE DECEMBER SHIFT IS ACTUALLY THE NOVEMBER SHIFT.

-Not including outliers, there is an average of about 47 liked non-dnf fanart between dnf ones.

-There is an average of about 25 days between Dream liking DNF Fanart.

Conclusion:

I’ll let you draw your own conclusions.

Source:

https://twitter.com/dream__fanart?s=21

#source: pain. #it’s a procrastinator’s life for me #dnf #dreamwastaken #georgenotfound #mcyt #don’t take this too seriously #dreamnotfound #I’ve forgotten how to tag #reblog to fend off OP’s approaching senility

[dreamygeorgenap-archive]

hey dreamy, i was wondering if i could ask you something? feel free to ignore if you don't feel like answering! but i was just curious, i want to watch the clips from the puffy stream but i just don't like it when they're pandering too much (i saw something about moaning..?) and idk if it would put me in a sour mood if i watched the clips now. thanks in advance hope you're having a good day!

Hi! Wait what’s your question, anon? To be honest and this might be a hot take, but I don’t think they’re pandering anymore I think this is just them and they’re flirting. I mean yeah the “I’ll kiss George” clip is for the audience but also like Dream has kinda been wanti—

Anyways, I haven’t watch much of Puffy/Bad’s stream and all I’ve seen are the clips. I think the clips are fun and make my dnf brain rot so I enjoyed them but idk I would say you go at your pace. The clip I reblogged with the “moaning” you can’t hear George “moan” you just hear Dream call him out for “moaning”.

#dreamy asks #idk if this helped lol

[myrandom-fandomlife]

no you’re so right,,, there was a change late last year and now there’s been another change and i’m so fucking curious on what the catalysts were?

cuz something had dream feeling oddly vulnerable and bordering on uncomfortable with the casual dnf jackbox jokes (particularly when george did them offhandedly) and now he’s confident again (confident in their relationship maybe? we know he was insecure and a bit jealous?) and george has been more and more confident for months now, but now HE’S the one brushing stuff off instead of instigating it (but only when he’s on live?) and BOTH of them are so confident off-stream: george’s imessage of the tiktok, dream’s twitter baiting, but get awkward/evasive when its in front of thousands of eyes.

Oh gosh yes, all of this.

I’ve been DYING to talk about Dream’s jackbox thing for a while. Pretty sure I actually did one of these little send asks and we can discuss about it for when it happened.

At first we all came to the conclusion that he was just tired or stressed because of the speed running stuff that was happing at the time, and the dnf thing pushed his buttons enough to be a breaking point. To some degree I think this is true, but I also do think that he could’ve been lashing out because he was maybe realizing that George meant a little more to him than he thought.

I saw someone say that the trident stream was like that angsty moment where he’s like “oh shit I’m getting jealous over George’s attention not being on me 24/7 but I don’t do that with Sapnap who is also my best friend hm 🤨” The jackbox thing happening not too long after sorta makes me think that maybe he was also stressed because he was trying to figure out some feelings that he had about George.

Someone joking about something that you’re just starting to realize is a lot more real to you than you thought could cause enough stress to make him lash out just a little like he did. I’m glad that he left when he did though and he could recognize that he needed to stop.

And, not to get too fanfiction-y as they are real people, but the whole thing with Sapnap leaving right after just gave me IMMENSE fanfiction vibes. Like he was going to go talk to dream about what the hell just happened. That part of the dnf timeline honestly doesn’t feel real to me because of how much just feels like it’s straight out of a fanfic.

That’s all probably just my brain rot and wishful thinking talking so take this with a grain of salt. Obviously I don’t know what really happened, and I probably never will. But I think it’s fun to just think about these things :)

#dreamnotfound #dnf

[literaphobe]

i have finally given in to mcyt brain rot and caught the last 10 minutes or so of george's cooking stream. and like i don't ship real people seriously but all the stuff you say about dnf having the most insane dynamic is absolutely true. dream asked george to dunk his hair in the sink just to see how it looked wet and george did it with no question? and after that dream said george should get hair gel and do it like that all the time? what the fuck. where's my questionable bff who will do that

god i finished the VOD and that shit was so funny istg for full context george made this video w dream and sapnap where he had to speed run minecraft but every minute he had to put on a new t shirt. and so he made a bonus video where he took off every single shirt

anyway what actually happened was dream was like “ok listen to me right now and do everything i say ok?” and george was like ok.... and dream told him take off ur hate n ur headphones and mess up ur hair. and george, reacting like a normal person would, said why? but dream was like Just Do It and so then george suggested WETTING his hair and dream was like YEAH DO IT DO IT and george did it and there was a stream delay but when dream saw it he started freaking out he was like HOLY COW DJSJSOH MY GOD THAT LOOKS SO GOOD?? and then after a while george was like wait why did u make me do this n dream was like idk and george was like so u just made me wet my hair for nothing?? and dream was like well not for Nothing. i just wanted to see how it’d look like. i was curious. and then he brings up how he was curious because he watched george take off shirts and his hair looked a little messy so he. wanted to see more. it was literal insanity and it got like SO awkward for the next few moments they were waiting for karl to start streaming so george could raid him and they were like UGHHHH WHYS HE NOT STREAMING YET and it was fucking hilarious to watch,,, 0/10 would not recommend tho

oh the hair gel part djdjdjd yes that was funny dream was really so riled up over the messy wet hair and like i don’t blame him if i had a pretty best friend who would literally do whatever i asked of them i would exercise my power like it’s just nice to look at pretty people but it’s just so funny because #thankyoudream started trending which was ridiculous and neither of them understood why so dream wasn’t even asking george to do his hair for the fans he just wanted better looks JDJDJD

#ask #dnf #mcyt #he said ur usual look fucking sucks switch it up #JFJDJDKDKDK #anyway i hate them but i badly want to have a dynamic like this w a very pretty person

[pandemique]

Hi hello I just wanna say I love your art, it’s really cute aaaa

I’ve been really wanting to try to doodle dnf because I care them so much and they make me so so happy but my brain rot is not strong enough and I’m nervous to post it if I do so basically do you have any advice for just doing it anyway? I don’t know if making a whole new blog is something I want to/should do

Also I wanna join the loving Demi anon gang so I’ll try to send more asks when I stop being Shy(TM)

-🍎🦜

nonnie thank u thats so sweet of u :’> i appreciate it a lot :’> yknow, u sent this when i was actually in massive doubt abt my art and my... personality?!? HAHA so yeah i definitely been there sis and i’m still there sometimes

firstly, this is actually a more common occurrence than people think! i’ve told this story a few times now to artists who felt exactly the same: when i first posted, i deleted my doodles within a minute (LOL) and it was actually sky georgeliker who reached out asking if he could reblog !! (sorry i dont shut up abt this sky HAHAHA u meant a lot to me even unknowingly <3) i think from that moment, i thought, if just one other person enjoyed what i post, i want to!! there’s literally no harm if no one does anyway bc this is a brainrot blog not a portfolio LMAO. and i am so so glad i did because i then definitely met more than one person lol i even met u ;)) people are so so kind here, and it really changed my perception on both my own art and art as a whole

nonnie i’ve never seen your art but i know for sure i would love to see it, and everyone would too :) there’s no such thing as bad art, and even then sharing will help u improve so much faster!! u can talk to me any time about it too, we’ll learn to improve and be kinder to our art together :>

@ making a new blog: i heard it’s more strategic that way! but only if u want to !! for me personally i separate my dnf blog and my mcyt & general blogs just bc i just like being organized, and bc for dnf in particular, i know a fair amount of people are uncomfy seeing the ship so i try my damnedest not to let non-dnfers find this blog lol. but u really don’t have to do this :o just think about what personally makes u happiest!

anyway here are the more practical tips below the cut ‼️ (finally BAHAHA sorry non)

u can take smaller steps and send art to friends first or to discord servers :> (404cord vouch if u wanna find the most supportive mf’s in the planet)

or u can send me ;D

recognize when u start thinking the bad thoughts! point it out and say “i’m thinking bad thoughts, i have to stop. why should i make myself feel bad? why should i think at all?? this is a brainrot blog??” (is this good advice i am questioning myself shgswjsh this is what i do lmaooo)

point out the things u LIKE from ur art, even really little things. pretend it’s a friend’s work, u’ll be surprised how much kinder u are to others’ creations! if u enjoy parts of it, someone else would enjoy it too and more

don’t be discouraged if u don’t get a lot of recognition or notes immediately, most of that is irrelevant to how actually good ur art is. a LOT of my fave artists have like <200 notes every post (and thats a lot!! its just that i wanna give 10000 lol). it doesn’t mean that the people who DO see it don’t love it

tbh i avoid looking at numbers at all like the plague bc it gives unnecessary pressure !! i have no idea how many followers i have lol (but i do check the tags bc (1) ppl r so supportive i wanna cry and (2) ppl r v thoughtful and sometimes gives interesting input to ur art :> but if it pressures u then u should avoid this too imo)

talk to other artists!! :>

DISCLAIMER, it’s completely okay to take ur time!! there’s no real need to post at all if ur uncomfy. that said, last tip off the top of my head is to consider just slamming that post button, it’s free and u can always delete or edit LMAOO enjoy doodling and blogging!!

#i almost feel kinda guilty answering this bc i feel unqualified since im still like that but ig then i could give more realistic advice :’) #i can yap away on this blog and irl but i am so terrified of like going out of tumblr and even talking on discord and stuff IDEK WHY #we’ll get through this together for sure #thanku for asking <3 #art advice #love u 🍎🦜 anon #im in 🍎🦜 nonnie loving gang ;) #unimportant but i find u saying ur brainrot isnt strong enough SO FUNNY HAHAHA truly my superpower: Chad Brainrot #yes brainrot def helps but i do actively block out all doubts and just go like ‘but....dnf 🥺’