I hate when people say Tim would be a lightweight, like believe what you want, but I can't imagine it. Even if he was a lightweight, have you seen this man's paranoia and over preparedness??? He would have absolutely put a stop to that. I can totally see him sneaking shots when he was like 15 to try to build up his tolerance. And if you say he didn't ever do shots with yj I would absolutely not believe you. No way. They got fucking shitfaced multiple tines and you cannot convince me otherwise
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You've written Charlie getting drunk, and then Vaggie getting drunk, but what happens when they're both drunk together?
Hi, Anon!
They'll probably *censored* and *BEEEEP-EP-EP-BEEEEEEEP* while *Good God, Golden, you kiss your wife and son with that mouth?!* But let's check it out!
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Title Match: Drunk Chaggie
Charlie: (staring all puppy faced, heart eyed, and giddy at Vaggie from across the bar) Pssst! PSSSSST!!! Husk! HuUUuuSk!!!
Husker: No. You're cut off. No more Dirty Shirleys.
Charlie: Who's Shirley? I was gonna ask who the cute girl is across the bar. (Blushes and rubs her even rosier cheeks like a hamster)
Husker: Uh.... You're jokin', right?
Charlie: (groans and slams plops her head onto the bar in shame) YOU'RE RIGHT!!!! How could I be looking at another woman when I have Vaggie?!?!?! (All doe eyed and lovestruck as she sighs) My Vaggie~ I'm gonna marry her some day.
Husker: (blinks) You're never drinking again.....
Vaggie: (giving Charlie an absolute smolder from across the bar as she speaks Spanish) I am absolutely going to ruin her tonight~
Angel: (so trashed from drinking tequila either Vaggie he's speaking strictly Italian) Not without hydratin', bitch.
Vaggie: (sends a wink over to Charlie) I've been drinking a glass of water after every Paloma.
Charlie: (full body blushes and curls in on herself while smiling and giggling like a school girl)
Angel: Not you. Her. She's plastered.
Vaggie: (grabs a glass of water and hops off her seat) Then I better give her something to drink~
Angel: Ugh.... (watches as Vaggie struts across the bar to flirt with her girlfriend) You're never drinking again.....
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Benedict Cumberbatch (47) for middle aged monday
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"They say home is where the heart is....but, God, I love the English"
~T. Swift
@thecheekyenglishguy may have started me on a bad habit this trip....🤣 but cheers!
Picadilly and the infamous chandelier from The Phantom of the Opera. I cried my eyes out.... while buzzed off of 1/2 glass of my rosé 🤣🤦🏻♀️
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Honda S800 and S600 Lightweights @ Sodegaura
Spot the differences...
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it’s so funny when characters in movies/shows are like “oh no, his heart rate is skyrocketing! is he gonna be okay???” and it’s like 150-160 max meanwhile my heart rate is currently 177 bpm cuz i walked kinda fast to get to the bus stop. lol
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Goooo morning Light weight DB suit #foxbrothers #allyearround #lightweight #suit #suitstyle #fantasy https://www.instagram.com/p/CpdsEfuB9dQ/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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Huge fan of how pathetic Michael is. Ur fuckin dead why are you clocking out at 120 degrees dude
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