Sorry, bro, it's county rules. Randomised mandatory sunscreen applications for swimmers. Yep, quota of three a day. Yep that's right, it's the law. I know you're wearing a hat, but that doesn't mean the rest of you isn't roasting in the sun. You're gonna have to come with us back to the lifeguard hut. Shouldn't take more than 20, 25 minutes. Come on.
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If you'll just lie on this bench and raise your arms when instructed. There you go.
These? They're application brushes, makes it quicker and easier for us, get's a more thorough coating of the lotion. Unless you want two guys rubbing their hands all over your body? Thought not. We're about the same age, would be kinda gay eh, bro...
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I'm sorry that you're ticklish but we've gotta get every inch of exposed skin. And yes, because of these budgie-smugglers you're wearing your inner thighs do count as exposed. You can laugh all you want just stay still for us.....there you go, one more minute and we'll be done on this spot...
Jesus, we've got quite the howler, eh, Kevin? How those pits looking?
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What do you mean "Soles too"? Of course we need to do your soles!You'd be surprised how many people forget the bottom of their feet. Burned soles sting worse than bastinado, trust me on that one. Been buried in the sand enough times to know.
If you don't stop the squirming we may have to restrain you, bro. Kev, get his ankles. I want his soles thoroughly coated. I'm gonna get every nook and cranny...
Everybody loves our LifeGuards and their duty to protect, teach, rescue and maintain pools and beaches. Let’s have a closer look on their uniforms.
We start with the iconic Beach and Pool Duty uniform everyone knows. A t-shirt, swimming shorts, shoes and a cap. All in yellow.
Accessories such a water-friendly underwear, gloves and sun glasses and the hat, that keeps the sun out. All these items are issued by the LifeGuard Organisation to them. These are authorised for duty and liberty at the barracks and stations.
Conscripts and Reservists also get a range of personal items: The chastity cage to keep them locked and safe, their personal pad/phone for doing administrative work and communication, the shaver to keep the smooth cueball look and their smartwatch to keep track of fitness.
It’s not always hot at the beach and a shaved head might feel cool (in many ways). So we offer a jumper, boots, beanie and cool tactical pants for duty on a cool day.
These are authorised for duty and liberty at the barracks and stations.
For General Duty our LifeGuards often wear a comfortable boiler suit or flightsuit. This is often worn for technical duties, patrol but also authorised for liberty and leave.
But there are also uniforms given to LifeGuards for Sports and PT. Such as one-piece spandex training suits, sneakers and towel.
Jesse, about Harrison: Apparently we’re getting someone new in the group.
Jacko: Are we stealing them?
Mouse: New or used?
Jesse: Wonderful responses, both of you.
Lifeguarding is the best summer job and no one can tell be otherwise. You get to break all the rules and swim super late into the night and you get to work with cute guys? Like cmon, you can’t tell me that it doesn’t sound amazing.
After receiving news that their son went missing, whumpee falls as victim of heart attack and goes unconscious.
Caretaker and other lifeguards are searching whumpees son all day and night and after three days caretaker found whumpee's son dead... how do they break the news to the whumpee when they wake up?
In the realm where sea meets shore,
Stands the captain, strong and sure.
In yellow uniform, a symbol of might,
A guardian of the day, a beacon of light.
Strapped in his chair, steady and true,
His gaze scans the horizon, ever in view.
A shaved head gleams, a mark of the brave,
Reflecting the sun, a warrior on the wave.
Muscular body, honed by the sea,
A testament to strength, for all to see.
With every stroke, he charts his course,
Navigating the tides with unwavering force.
His vessel, a lifeline, a sanctuary at sea,
Carries hope and safety, where souls can be free.
A protector, a savior, he commands the tide,
Guiding lost ships, in his skilled stride.