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mintygreencake 2 days
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Vincent: "One last Ride?"
Stranger:
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typical magical girl series but the female protagonists are allowed to just straight up murder people. is that asking so much
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damianito 26 days
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Cat against cat crime
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notastraykid 5 months
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one-million-kruge 7 months
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i will die on the hill that once kaz is better with touch he is the little spoon. be fr you know he would be
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lockescoles 7 months
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FFXVI REQUESTS 鈫陈爁or聽@bestworstdm & anonymous
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hoarder-of-dragons 9 months
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[Merlin does anything]
Arthur:聽Oh, my God. You are so cute. You are so cute, it's gross. You disgust me. I love you. Get out of here. I never want to see you again.聽I love you so much.
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rqgender 5 months
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Today's gender is bones.
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batattack409 1 year
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The REAL reason sizhui never swears
Sizhui: mother fucker
Lan wangji: yes?
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ruiiplume 6 months
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Chel but in light mode c:
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theundergroundsystem 1 month
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unrelatedsideblog 12 days
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You heard him
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fernando-jpg 2 months
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no words other than slay
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lightwing-s 8 months
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for one word can you do dick + sea? 馃寠 <3
"I can't swim!" you scream out at your date, water at your ankles and pit forming in your stomach. Why did you agree on a date to the beach at the first place?
As you screamed, Dick's head snapped back in your direction so quick that if it wasn't for his strong muscles you would swear his neck would've broken.
He stared at you for a while, a funny expression on his face, like he didn't believe the words that had come out of your mouth. Then, slowly, a smile spread on his face, perfect pearly teeth in full display. "C'mon" he called, a hand extended in your direction. "I'll keep you safe."
By the look in your face, a big frown and pouty lips, he could tell you weren't really enjoying the idea. Going back to more shallow waters, now standing by your side, he caresses one finger on the cold skin of your arm, and lowering himself he whispers against your ear. "You can wrap yourself around me and I won't let the sea do anything to you. Promise".
Looking at him through your lashes, seeing his happy puppy-like face beaming brighter than the sun, you simply could not refuse his offer, and taking his hands into yours, you follow him deeper into the water.
"Can you hold your breath under water?" he asks. When you nod your head yes he places you in front of him, holding you by the waist. "Alright, here comes a wave." And without any other warning, Dick pulls you under water with him.
As you emerge back to the surface, you fail to touch the ground, swallowing a bit of water before you feel strong arms pressing you against a body. Your legs instinctively wrap around his torso, just like he told you to do earlier.
"See, I told you I'd keep you safe." he joked, crossing his arms around your back, holding you tight against him.
"You're my hero" you continued in the same tone, hands going behind his neck.
From where you stood now, the waves passed by without causing trouble. You could see the sun touching the water in the distance, as kids played on the sand behind you.
Your thoughts drifted away, as a calming sensation consumed you two, and you felt pecks being left on your shoulder. "I think I falling in love with the sea." you say, while staring out at the horizon.
"I think I'm falling for you" you turn to him, a bit surprised by the sudden confession. "Really", sincerity evident in his tone.
Leaning forward, you allow your forehead to meet his before finally giving in to a kiss. Wet, salty, warm. Just like the sea you were in, just like the water. As just as another wave hit the two of you, dragging you down under water, you'd let Dick Grayson submerge you under his love.
Just like the sea, just like you two.
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send me a word or prompt and I'll write you a 200 words blurb x
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hemipenal-system 2 months
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heartbreaking: that sex demon you sold your soul to doesn't actually need human BODIES, only the souls. have fun spending eternity as a chew/fucktoy for their hellhounds
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andreal831 7 days
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Can we please stop pretending Klaus is some Machiavellian genius?
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I get the show is always trying to tell us he is a mastermind, but there are so many more clever characters who actually set up long term plans to achieve their goals (Lucien, Celeste, Katherine). What did Klaus ever do that was ever strategic or showed any superior intelligence? If anything his intelligence was severely stunted, he was a thousand years old and still acting like a teenager half the time. He made rash and impulsive decisions and they worked out sometimes. They had just as much of a chance of blowing up in his face. This doesn't make him smart. If he wasn't so indestructible, he wouldn't have been so lucky.
Throughout history, we constantly see Elijah having to remind Klaus not to draw attention to them. All he has to do is stop being a serial killer or risk bringing the one man he is terrified of to town. You would think it would be easy, yet he is unable to control himself. At no point do we see him ever preparing to confront Mikael. He only runs from him. He could have created an army to trap Mikael or befriended witches. But no, instead of coming up with a plan, they all just run. Not much of a master strategist. The fandom loves to say it was stupid that Rebekah called Mikael to New Orleans yet doesn't want to talk about how stupid it was for Kol and Klaus to go on a killing spree which they knew would attract Mikael. And he does this not once, not twice, but repeatedly in every flashback we see, all the way from the first flashback in 1001 to the last in the 1950s.
Speaking of the 1950s, what great strategic plan was it to tell Elijah he buried their siblings at sea? He isolated the one family member he had left while Mikael was hot on his trail. This turned Elijah against him and what did Klaus do? Did he come up with a masterplan? No. he ran and body jumped.
Klaus' strength isn't his intelligence but his durability and his psychical strength. Which is why he was so determined to break his curse. He needed to be stronger than everyone, including his siblings. But what did any of that get him? Tristan and Aya at least built a cult and created weapons that could even take down Originals. Yet Klaus wasn't able to come up with any plan to take down Mikael?
We see Elijah tell Klaus that Klaus 'built' New Orleans, yet we never see any indication that Klaus is politically minded. In fact, in season one, he is in charge and a war breaks out in large part due to his scheming. He is constantly killing political leaders (the mayor, the mayor's son, the witches' leaders, every faction head, etc.) and then is surprised when they can't find peace and everyone is against him.
The only time Klaus had a long term plan that actually seemed clever was the lie about the sun and the moon curse. Not only did it take them nearly a thousand years before it actually worked, but he wasn't even the reason it worked. He was tricked by Elijah and literal teenagers. Elijah tricked him to get him to MF, the MF gang tricked him into believing Bonnie was dead, and then he fell for that exact same trick and believed that Elena was dead.
Throughout the shows and even flashbacks, people act like Klaus is this great strategist. And maybe he is compared to the children he is targeting. But when you put him up against his equals (Lucien, Mikael, Dahlia, etc.), he doesn't compare.
Celeste and Genevie were manipulating Klaus left and right in season one. In the short '9' months he was in New Orleans, he destabilized it so much that Hope nearly died. She only survived because of Marcel. They only got her back because of Elijah and Hayley. In fact, Klaus' plan to bring Hope back before they were ready is what drew Dahlia back so quickly, leaving them unprepared to face her.
Klaus wasn't responsible for Mikael's first death. He got lucky that everyone else (the children he was targeting) came up with a plan to trick Mikael. Mikael's second death was simply overpowering him, no outsmarting there. In fact, Mikael would have killed Klaus if his family hadn't saved him earlier.
Yes, he 'tricked' Dahlia into believing he betrayed his family, but this wasn't a trick. He actually did betray them. He murdered Gia and turned Elijah against him once again. He is unable to scheme without actually hurting those close to him and alienating the people trying to help. He lies that he killed Aiden, again another time he just jumps on the first opportunity he sees, and by doing so, he alienates all of their allies and endangers his family. The only reason they end up beating Dahlia is because of Esther. They all would have died based on Klaus' plan. Sure his idea to curse Hayley did technically save her life but he didn't do it for that purpose, he admitted he did it to punish her. There was no long term scheme. He hadn't thought through how it would impact Hope or even what he would tell his daughter as she got older.
Then in Season 3, Lucien had Klaus on his knees before his big brother and big sister swept in to save the day. Even taking down Tristan was thanks to Cami and Freya's plan. He had to be saved from the Strix by Hayley, Marcel, and Stefan. They have their big Thanksgiving dinner where they confront the three, but all it does is show that Lucien, Tristan, and Aurora had out schemed the Mikaelsons. The only thing the Mikaelsons could do was overpower them and threaten them.
In Season 4, Klaus hardly does anything and Season 5 Klaus is an absolute mess. You're telling me this legendary strategist couldn't save his daughter and her mother from a hundred year old vampire? He couldn't figure out a way to find her? In the seven years they were forced apart, he wasn't even trying to find a way to reunite his family? He wasn't a strategist, rather he waited for events to happen and then reacted impulsively, hoping it would work out. His plans are all based on emotion and vendettas, not strategy or intelligence.
Yes, he is Machiavellian in a sense that he has nearly no empathy and will do whatever it takes to get what he wants, but he lacks the cunningness to be truly Machiavellian. Instead he is just a narcissistic psychopath.
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