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quotefeeling · 24 hours

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It had been a long day, and I don’t mind saying that I cried a little bit. There is nothing wrong with crying at the end of a long day.

Lemony Snicket

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mirefireflies · 3 days

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a series of unfortunate events is really the blueprint for characters doomed by the narrative like i think that series changed my brain chemistry forever… the title tells you how the story will end and the author repeatedly tries to warn you away but still you pick up the book. the first sentence is that it’s a tragedy and you keep reading anyway.. you read through the whole story and it’s terrible and tragic and unfortunate and then after you’ve stayed up late reading it under your covers with a flashlight, you go to your school library as soon as class is over and check out the next book in the series because you need to know what happens even though really, you already know. the end is right there in the title, it’s there in every page .. before the story even begins you know it’s a tragedy and you read it anyway and—

#a series of unfortunate events #the baudelaires #lemony snicket #asoue

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three-fire-in · 23 hours

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#rapper #danni meow #craft ideas #jenna shea #birth #Lemony Snicket #this is what makes us girls #pale grunge #confidence #bts smut #goblincore

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thoughtkick · 6 months

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It is a lonely feeling when someone you care about becomes a stranger.

Lemony Snicket, When Did You See Her Last?

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perfectquote · 7 months

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If we wait until we’re ready, we’ll be waiting for the rest of our lives.

Lemony Snicket

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places-people · 17 days

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whatever the future of boops are, I just want you to know that I will love you if we never boop again and I will love you if we boop every Tuesday

#it’s a TUESDAY ON THE 2ND IT SEEMS RIGHT #boop #April fools #April fools day #lemony snicket #Nate says stuff

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lightaphorism · 11 months

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Media with immaculate vibes:

A Series of Unfortunate Events (Netflix show)

Scooby-Doo Mystery Incorporated (show)

Gravity Falls (Disney show)

Treasure Planet (Disney film)

Mystery Files (YouTube)

A Series of Unfortunate Events (film)

The Spiderwick Chronicles (film)

Ghost Files (YouTube)

Atlantis the Lost Empire (Disney film)

Lockwood and Co (Netflix show) (please save it)

#media with immaculate vibes #asoue #a series of unfortunate events #lemony snicket #scooby doo mystery incorporated #gravity falls #treasure planet #watcher #mystery files #ghost files #the spiderwick chronicles #atlantis the lost empire #atlantis #lockwood and co #lockwood & co

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aseriesofunfortunatetexts · 7 months

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asoue + tumblr

#lemony snicket #a series of unfortunate events #asoue #asoue edit #text post meme

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makethosenarratorsfight · 9 months

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UNRELIABLE NARRATORS; FINALS.

Eugenides Propaganda:

the entire plot hinges on a detail he lets the reader (and every other character) assume is true. I don't want to spoil it because it's a really fun reveal but he is lying from the first second he appears on the page and you can't trust him to tell the full truth about ANYTHING related to himself and his goals. he mostly does it to keep his advantage and not have other characters be suspicious of him but it's just so fun when you realise he's been lying the whole time

Lemony Snicket Propaganda:

(I would like to preface this by saying that Lemony Snicket is the author's pen name, not a real person, and he exists as a character in-universe as well as being the one in-universe who writes the books!) I'd say he's unreliable because he spent time collecting information about the Baudelaire kids and then... wrote books about it. He has no idea what any of their dialogue actually was, what they were thinking, or even the whole plot, he's just doing research into the incidents and then filling in the gaps to make it a story. What ACTUALLY happened to the Baudelaires? Nobody really knows for sure

While the Baudelaire siblings are in potentially life threatening danger, he will randomly start talking about his own life and just leave the siblings hanging. For example, once Count Olaf was threatening to kill Violet, and then Lemony randomly began talking about how he met the love of his life at a costume party. This man CANNOT stay on topic. Usually when a new character is introduced, Lemony tells us right at the start that they’re either going to die or that the Baudelaire siblings will never see them again. Foreshadowing is not subtle in these books. CONSTANTLY emphasizes how miserable he feels while writing these books. At one point he admits that he had to put his pencil down and go cry for a while because of how sad it made him. Once he filled an entire page with nothing but the word “ever” to emphasize how dangerous it is to put forks in electrical outlets. He also repeated a paragraph about deja vu later on in the book to give the reader deja vu.

#lemony snicket #a series of unfortunate events #asoue #asoue books #asoue netflix #eugenides #queens thief #queen's thief #the queens thief #the queen's thief #megan whalen turner #unreliable narrator battle #unreliable narrators #polls #finals #this is gonna be a coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb isn't it.

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folkloregirlfriend · 2 years

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yes girl you are so [if i loved you less i might be able to talk about it more] [hands are unbearably beautiful] [i'll take care of you it's rotten work not to me not if it's you] [if you are intolerable let me be the one to tolerate you] [i could recognise him by touch alone] [i love you i want us both to eat well] [on purpose i love you on purpose] [whatever our souls are made of his and mine are the same] [i am half agony half hope] [you have bewitched me body and soul and i love love love you] [he is half of my soul as the poets say] [i'm sick of people saying that love is all a woman is fit for but i'm so lonely] [i love you most ardently] [let me stay tender hearted despite despite despite] [someone has to leave first this is a very old story there is no other version of this story] [mostly i want to be kind] [tell me how all this and love too will ruin us] [you said i killed you haunt me then] [someone somewhere can you understand me a little love me a little] [i will love you as misfortune loves orphans as fire loves innocence and as justice loves to sit and watch while everything goes wrong] [sorry about the blood in your mouth i wish it was mine] [who will come into my kitchen and be hungry for me] can we kiss now

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resqectable · 2 months

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If we wait until we’re ready, we’ll be waiting for the rest of our lives.

Lemony Snicket

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bornandbredginger · 2 years

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credit to TurboBurpo on twitter

#asoue #a series of unfortunate events #lemony snicket #no i will not be tagging anything else

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lokiprincess · 1 year

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Lemony Snicket, The Beatrice Letters

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lunamonchtuna · 2 months

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when lemony snicket wrote “I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you every tuesday” brb gotta jump off the roof

#poetry #dark academia #light academia #dark acadamia aesthetic #book quotes #quotes #dark academic #lovecore #romantic academia #lemony snicket #text #text post

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oh-look-another · 2 months

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i'm a sucker for narrators who are like,,, part of the narrative. they're a part of the story. they may or may not be fundemantal to it, but they influence it one way or another.

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stay-close · 3 months

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If we wait until we are ready we will be waiting for the rest of our lives.

Lemony Snicket

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