#Legosaur

[travelling-my-little-pony]

Pretty Beat has encountered a Legosaurus.

In Dorset Museum, in Dorchester, England.

#My Little Pony #g1 #pretty beat #legosaur #plastic dinosaurs #legosaurus #dorset museum #dorchester #england

[gossip-girl-of-middleearth]

I’ve found what Legolas does to keep himself busy in Mordor 😂😭 @burning-quesadilla @the-reformed-ringwraith @councilofelrond

#I can’t #it’s so stupid but so funny #I bet he’s literally going insane trapped in there #he’s basically Rapunzel at this point #legron #Saurolas #Mairolas #legosaur #mairon #Sauron #lava loving #lord of the rings #lotrdaily #lotr movies #the hobbit #hobbit #elves #lotr shitpost #legolas #mirkwood #silmarillion

[councilofelrond]

Legolas has a hick accent (at least in Sindarin.

Sauron (in my headcanon) has a really thick Irish accent because Angbandian.

Conclusion: Neither can understand the other AT ALL. In this essay I will—

#so many misunderstandings y’all!!! #think of the ANGST #“what does he mean by ‘feck’??? Is he cursing me???” #“what the fuck does ‘y’all’ even MEAN???” #mmmm so much confusion #sauron #legolas #saurolas #mairolas #legosaur #legron #lava loving #the lord of the rings #third age thrills

[ibrithir-was-here]

Have some Mai kisses courtesy of my day off

#my art #lotr #tolkien #silmarillion #sauron #mairon #angbang #done specifically for Glassballdinosaurs cuz I adore their take on them #mai squared #man I haven’t drawn them in a while #silvergifting #my forever otp #and of course the ship that launched a thousand names #lava loving #legron #mairolas #legosaur #saurolas #mairon x legolas #legolas x sauron #mairon x maedhros #annatar #tyelpe #celebrimbor #maedhros #maitimo #melkor #Morgoth #sauron x maedhros #maedhros x sauron

[burning-quesadilla]

Mairon: Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died-

Legolas: Twelve, actually.

Mairon: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that?

Legolas: Yours!

Mairon: That's right: no one's.

#Leggy you're lucky to not be killed over that #legolas #Mairon #Sauron #Mairolas #Saurolas #Legosaur #Legron #Lavaloving #Lotr #Tolkien

[maironsmaid]

Sauron, Lord of the Rings, the Dark Lieutenant and Legolas, Prince of Mirkwood, Master of Dol Guldur and twisted Lover of Sauron.

Also I almost forgot to give Sauron make up, unbelievable

#it's a rubber #lotr #sauron #legolas/sauron #legolas #dark legolas #lava loving #legosaur #sorry tolkien #body horrow cw

[elrondscumslut]

This is the End

Prologue

TW: implied mention of non-con/rape(kind of)

It was over. The war was over and Sauron won.

Legolas shaked, peering around the large room as he reminisced of how he came to be in this cursed place.

Sauron's servants had captured the eight of the Fellowship that still lived, keeping them locked in the dungeons of Mordor. Oh, Legolas still felt the fresh pain pierce his heart as the sound of the hobbits cries had ringed in his ears. They, all of the fellowship too, had gone through so much. What sorrow as it was all for naught. Sauron has the ring and no force was to ever bring it out of his dark clutches again.

But that's getting off topic isn't it? After days of no food nor light in the dank dungeon, all eight were brought up to stand before the dark lord. He mocked them, of how they failed, of how they were so close. Of how they had no hope now.

He threatened to torture them, kill them. Mulled and debated with himself of if he should make them slaves or just put them back in the dungeons to rot. Legolas couldn't stand the despair on his friends faces. They didn't deserve this. The final straw was when Sauron made talk of turning Frodo into turning into a... it was disgusting. Incorrigible. Absolutely and totally blasphemous. Legolas wanted to gag at the thought of the possibilities if he hadn't stepped in when he did.

Finally getting to the point. Legolas couldn't take it anymore and... offered... himself. To Sauron in exchange for safety of his friends.

Legolas mulled over the events of the last week sitting in the dark room, wondering what exactly was to happen next as he waited for his 'master' to arrive.

Inspired by the legolas/mairon posts from: @gossip-girl-of-middle-earth @ibrithir-was-here @the-reformed-ringwraith @councilofelrond @burning-quesadilla

#legolas #lotr #lord of the rings #sauron #mairon #mairolas #saurolas #legron #legosaur

[finmoryo]

Summary: Legolas discovers some things in Mordor's library. Mairon helps him see another perspective.

I made the Mairolas fic. It’s not long or very in depth about their relationship, but it exists. I might write more, I might not. Enjoy.

#i wanted this to be more of comparing their relationship to thingol and melian but it didn't turn out that way #mairolas #lotr #saurolas #lava loving #legron #legosaur #tolkien #fics

[errruvande]

Opened notes on my phone - found all of these WIPs I absolutely forgot about...

#there's a Legosaur's fic concept and i'm vryibg i kinda REALLY like it still #also a line of my OC from the fic i also wrote only as a co concept and damn gurl what an attitude 💅🏼👑 #a very nice wip for Thrandi 💖 a bit angst-ish at the beginning but who doesn't like a pinch of angst? #damn i really like all of that....

[syntheticperson]

nothing I do will ever be better than this

#it's a legosaurous #myart

[armenelols]

For the ship bingo thingamabob: Legosaur?

I think this is Sauron x Legolas so here we go :D

I just can't imagine these two together and never thought of them in that way. Tho, book Legolas is an annoying little shit (that I stan) and having him in the same room as Sauron could end... Well :D

As a reference, take the balrog scene:

'Oi! A Sauron!'

+ bonus part: the shipname deserves a medal

... Is this what you meant? :)

#okay I AM SO SORRY WHAT HAVE I DONE #my humor is BROKEN #(i absolutely went for the théoden reference) #anyway #thanks so much for the ask! ❤️ #legolas #sauron

[gossip-girl-of-middleearth]

Mairon: *Gets down on one knee*

Legolas: Oh my Eru, it’s finally happening

Mairon: *Falls over*

Legolas: The poison is kicking in

#Saurolas #Mairolas #legosaur #legron #lava loving #Mairon #Sauron #lord of the rings #lotrdaily #lotr movies #the hobbit #elves #hobbit #lotr shitpost #legolas #mirkwood #silmarillion

[councilofelrond]

Legolas: Haha I’m really good at archery and my kingdom has some political importance also I’ve got gorgeous hair

Sauron, already locked up in Simp Jail: *horny cello noise*

#HES A GODDAMN CELLO I DONT MAKE THE RULES #sauron #legolas #saurolas #mairolas #legosaur #lava loving #the lord of the rings #third age thrills #silliness

[ibrithir-was-here]

So far my online math class is turning into “drawing Lava Loving/Legosaur/ Mairolas/Legron hours”

#my art #tolkien #lotr #silmarillion #sauron #mairon #legolas x sauron #legolas greenleaf #mairon x legolas #legosaur #mairolas #lava loving #legron

[burning-quesadilla]

Sorry im bringing this back but i cant get over the fact that u were one of the few ppl who made content for the best crackship in the world - legosaur/legron/mairolas/saurolas/lava loving/whatever other name y'all came up with

How did i not remember this!? I loved that ship, im going trough the tag rn that how i realized it

Anyways this is long, bye

Lol thanks(it is indeed the best, who can compete with something named legosaur?)

I loved that ship too, thanks for reminding me it exists! Here, have a sketch

#There are indeed to many names for it #Lavaloving #Legosaur #Those are my personal favorites #As a person with curly hair it should be easier to draw curly hair right? #right?!? #Legolas #Mairon #Sauron #Quessie's art #I'm kinda in love with leggy's outfit #LOTR #tolkien #ask #kriimu10

[thewhiteladyofrohan]

Legosaur for ship bingo?

I answered that here, but thank you for asking!!