#Lancaster

[lord-of-rain]

Jaune: *dying surrounded by dead grim*

Ruby: Jaune! *rushes over to him* No, no, no! Please, no!

Oscar: I know a spell to save him, but it has a co-

Ruby: Just do it!

Oscar: I need a secret.

Ruby: What?

Oscar: The spell only works if you tell me something you never told anyone.

Ruby: I- I'm

Jaune: *grabs Ruby's hand* It's okay Rubes, you don-

Ruby: I'm the one who stole Jaune's hoodie in Atlas.

Jaune: *healed* You said that was Nora!

#Rwby lancaster #rwby lancaster #jaune arc #rwby #ruby rose #ruby x jaune #lancaster rwby #jaune x ruby #lancaster #oscar pine

[brokentrafficknight]

....mousegirl weiss/ruby? please?

Ta-daa!

#rwby #rwby shitpost #ruby rose #jaune arc #lancaster #mouse!faunus ruby

[reashot]

Red Like Roses... (It's period 🔴)

Warning: fluffness inside. Also really long.

At Beacon during a more peaceful time.

Pyrrha: Hmmm it's quiet, too quiet.

Ren: I agree. It's never a good sign. We should be ready for something.

Jaune: Ready for what?

Nora: Oh you know usually things never stay quiet for long especially when we're right next door to the main characters.

*yang burst into the room*

Pyrrha: And speaking of the devil.

Yang: Quick hide! *brace the door behind her*

Jaune: Oh Shi- okay gangs we trained for this! Quick initiate Pattern Delta Phi.

Nora: Aye, aye dear leader, let's initiate plan hiding under our bed's like cowards.

JNPR: *Bracing for Impacts.*

*Yang holding the door with all her might*

Ren: Wait what are even hiding from in the first place?

Yang: No time to explain. Here it Comes!

A large sounds resembling explosion came from across the hallway. The door starts to violently shakes and rose petals soon violently burst into the room. Even with Yang putting all her strength into the door. Some rose petals still managed to get inside.

Yang: .... I think we're in the clear now.

Pyrrha: What just happened?

Yang: Eh, promise not to freak out?

Jaune: Okay, I guess...

Yang: Good enough. *shows team JNPR the source of the roses*

Ruby: Huee~ *sniffs* huee~ 😭

Jaune: Ruby?

Ren: It seems to be her.

Pyrrha: Wait. Where are Blake and Weiss?

Nora: Found them. They're buried under all of this Rose petals.

Blake: *coughing up a bunch of petals* Eww I got some of it in my mouth.

Weiss: .... I just saw my grandfather.

Jaune: Okay, can someone now please tell us what is going on....

*Cardin burst into the room*

Cardin: Why the Fuck are there Roses all over the damn hallways!?

Russel: Don't try to lie we know it's coming from team RWBY!

Yang: Wow, wow! False accusation, much?

Dove: Well we can't help it. Because whenever something bad happened It's usually always you four.

Sky: Fucking Main characters shit...

Nora: I know right!

Pyrrha: Nora! Which sides are you on?

Nora: Oops my bad... (I mean, I'm not wrong 😒.)

Ren: *shrugs his head* Nora...

Jaune: Can all of you please stop being aggro for just one second!

You're upsetting Ruby for brother's sake.

Ruby: Wah! Wah! Wah! 😭

Jaune: Also can someone please tell me what just happened?

WBY: *looking at each others*

Yang: *sigh* (I guess I'm the one that should tell everyone.)

How do I gently put this? Ruby is in her special time of the month...

Jaune: Oh...

Cardin: The fuck does that even mean?

Russel: the month?

Dove: I see... (Maybe if I silently nod people will not think I'm dumb.)

Sky: (okay, she had her period. What does that have to with anything?)

Blake: Typical.

Weiss: Can you guys be anymore of a dudebros cliche?

CRDL: Hey!!!!

Yang: Let me put it this way. Every time Ruby has her "special month" her semblance's goes all haywire for some reason.

Jaune: Okay I get the gist of it. Team CRDL go outside and clean the hallway.

Cardin: What! Why the fuck should we clean up their mess?!

Jaune: Because I fucking said so. Now go!

Cardin: Geez... Whatever. C'mon boys, we better clean up team RWBY's mistakes. Again!

*slams door*

Blake: Thanks Jaune.

Weiss: Geez Arc, when did you grow a spine?

Yang: I gotta say Vomit Boy. I never knew you had it in you.

Pyrrha: *blush* (So manly.)

Nora: That's our Jaun-Jaun.

Jaune: Blake, Weiss. Please help Cardin & his team with the clean up outside.

Weiss: What! No way. Why should we help those dunderheads in the first place.

Jaune: Because they're right that the mess was started by your team.

Weiss: I'm sorry, our? For the record it's just Rub...

Blake: We're on it Jaune. C'mon Weiss let's help clean up all this roses. *drags Weiss away*

Jaune: Pyrrha, Ren, Nora. I also want you to go out side and help them.

Pyrrha: I understand Jaune. I will do as you ask.

Nora: Oh c'mon Jaune, why us too?

Jaune: Because they're our friends, Nora.

Nora: Well I'm about to go back to my room... *gets yoinked*

Ren: It's okay Jaune. I will get her to help us.

Nora: *grumble* (Fucking Main characters....)

Jaune: Thanks Ren. And Yang I want you to stay and find Ruby's "hygiene" products.

Yang: Wow, wow! Settle down cowpoke. I don't think you being a man is qualified to be the one to help with Ruby's "issue."

Jaune: I have seven Sisters...

Yang: Sweet brothers in heaven!

Uh, I take that back you're clearly overqualified.

At least I don't have to help clean up. But what're you going to do Jaune?

Jaune: I'm going to go back to my room to make a tea for Ruby.

A few minutes later.

Jaune: Here you go Ruby. A sweet herbal tea with plenty of honey and sugar.

Ruby: ... *sniffs* Thank you Jaune. 😢

*sips*

Jaune: It's okay Ruby you don't have to thank me.

Ruby: But I caused so much problems for everyone. *sniffle*😞

Jaune: *headpat*

There, there Ruby it's okay that what's friends are for. And you didn't troubled me one bit. In fact I'm happy to be of use to you. It reminds me that I'm still useful to someone.

Ruby: Jaune please don't think like that. You always were important to everyone.

Jaune: *kiss forehead*

It's nice of you think that Ruby. But I'm not. I'm not special like you. You're destined for great thing while I'm.... Just me.

Ruby: 0-0

Jaune: What's the matter... Ohhh, ohhh no. I'm so-so sorry Ruby I didn't realize that... I usually did that to my little sister whenever she's sad.

Ruby: *blush*

I-I don't mind it at all Jaune. It's just that if you want to do it to me again a little heads up would be nice. 😖

Jaune: I'm so-so sorry Ruby I promise that I... Wait, what do you mean by again?

Ruby: Uhh....

Yang: *clears throat*

I seems to have interrupted something here.

Jaune: Y-Yang!

Ruby: Sis!

Yang: Look Rubes I don't need to say this but remember what dad said. No boys. And Jaune please don't take this the wrong way but please for your sake please don't get any idea with Ruby. It will not end well for you.

Jaune: O-of course. I will never-ever think of Ruby like that. We're just friends after all.

Ruby: Friends... 😭

*starts crying*

Jaune: Oh, what's the matter Ruby?

#rwby #jaune arc #ruby rose #lancaster #lancaster rwby #jaune x ruby #ruby x jaune #rwby lancaster #team rwby #team jnpr #team crdl #pyrrha nikos #nora valkyrie #lie ren #cardin winchester #russel thrush #dove bronzewing #yang xiao long #weiss schnee #sky lark #blake ​belladonna #just a headcanon

[howlingday]

Landing Strategy

Blake: Ruby, I don't think we should be up here!

Ruby: Who's ready to fly~?

Lancaster Kid: Me! Me! Like a birdie~!

Ruby: Better than that! Like a huntress~!

Blake: Ruby, I don't think anyone's been up here since the Fall of Beacon!

Ruby: It's fine! Besides, this is how we learn, right? Uncle Qrow threw me and Yang, and we figured it out!

Yang: Yeah, true.

Weiss: (Eyes Blake)

Blake: (Eyes Weiss)

Lancaster Kid: I wanna fly now~!

Ruby: There's my little hero~! I'll be right up here if you need me!

Weiss: I can't watch this!

Blake: Please, don't!

Ruby: Heeeere... Weeeeee... GO!

Lancaster Kid: (Tossed) WHEE-

RWBY: (Look over the edge)

Lancaster Kid: -EEEEEEEEEE-

Yang: ...No flying yet.

Ruby: They will.

Lancaster Kid: -EEEEEEEEEE-

Weiss: ...Still not.

Ruby: It'll happen.

Lancaster Kid: -EEEEEEEEEE-

Blake: ...This is a tall tower.

Ruby: That's why it's good.

Lancaster Kid: -EEEEEEEEEE-

Weiss: Y-You need to help them!

Blake: They're falling to their death!

Ruby: Oh, they're just taking their time.

Lancaster Kid: -EEEEAAAAAAAAAAA-

Blake: RUBY!

Ruby: I did the same thing my first time.

Weiss: THEY'RE ALMOST AT THE GROUND!

Ruby: ...Yeah. They're not flying. (Jumps, Spirals down and grabs kid)

Lancaster Kid: (Shuts eyes, Opens)

Ruby: See, honey? Mommy will always be here for you.

Lancaster Kid: Again, again~!

Ruby: Oh... Well, why not. So long as you don't tell-

Lancaster Kid: Daddy~!

Ruby: Yes, don't tell- Uh oh.

Jaune: GIVE ME. MY CHILD.

Lancaster Kid: Daddy~! Daddy~! I flew~!

Jaune: I SAW.

#rwby #hotel transylvania #rwbabies #ruby rose #weiss schnee #blake belladonna #yang xiao long #jaune arc #lancaster

[wu-sisyphus-gang]

Jaune: Puppy want a treat?

Wolf!Ruby: Puppy want a fucking break from it all.

#rwby #rwby incorrect quotes #jaune arc #ruby rose #lancaster

[notmaplemable]

Ruby: Jaune, I want you~.

Jaune: ...To join the army?

Ruby: ...

#rwby #rwby shitpost #jaune arc #ruby rose #lancaster

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Jaune: *Wearing a turtleneck*Good morning Mom!

Mama Arc: Who left hickeys on your neck?

Jaune: I don't know what you mean.

Mama Arc: *Pulls the turtle neck down, revealing many, many hickeys* Really? You Don't know what I mean?

Jaune: *Sweating* ...

Mama Arc: ... Is that Lipstick?

Jaune: WOW! LOOK AT THE TIME I HAVE TO GO-

*RRRRIIIIIIIPPPPP*

Mama Arc: ...

Jaune: *Covered in Red, Ice Blue, Purple, Yellow, Bronze, Pink, and Green lipstick marks* ...

Ruby: Good Morning!

Weiss: Good Morning Missus Arc!

Blake: Good Morning.

Yang: Morning!

Pyrrha: Hello~ Good morning~

Nora: WAKEY WAKEY EGGS AND BAC-EY!

Ren: *Nods*

#rwby #jaune arc #mama arc #ruby rose #yang xiao long #weiss schnee #rwby shitpost #blake belladonna #pyrrha nikos #nora valkyrie #lie ren #lancaster #whiteknight #knightshade #dragonslayer #arkos #nora's arc #martial arcs #jaune harem

[humanoidhistory]

Space Shuttle Challenger towed by a custom-made big rig through Lancaster, California, July 1982. Photo by George R. Fry.

(UCLA)

#space shuttle #challenger #space #history #california #nasa #big rig #18 wheeler #semi #truck #lancaster #1982 #1980s

[littlelewdmable]

Locker Room

Ruby: W-Why do we have to have co-ed locker rooms?

Weiss: It is a rather odd design choice.

Blake: Do you think you're always going to have privacy in the field?

Yang: No, but it's easier to wash when people aren't-

Jaune: *Walks through naked* Nora, did you steal my towel again?

Nora: It's so fluffy~.

Jaune: Well give it back!

RWBY: ...

Ruby: Maybe it won't be so bad.

Weiss: The design seems to have it's advantages.

Blake: I've seen horse faunus less hung than that.

Yang: Guess I'll be the one doing the staring this time.

#rwby #rwby shitpost #rwby smut #pollinated knight #lancaster #whiteknight #knightshade #dragonslayer #jaune arc #weiss schnee #blake belladonna #yang xiao long #nora valkyrie

[kitsunetsuki]

David Bailey - Lancaster Ad (Vogue Italia 1978)

#david bailey #lancaster #vogue #photography #fashion photography #vintage fashion #vintage style #vintage #retro #aesthetic #beauty #70s #70s fashion #70s style #70s model #1970s #1970s fashion #editorial #vogue italia #makeup

[ludibriadormonoteista]

BEFORE and AFTER II

Part 1 here.

Before:

Jaune: *Yawn* Man. This Vytal Tournament sure got me tired. I hope my Team doesn’t mind me taking a nap this early in the-

*SCHWING*

Jaune: *With a Saber Pointed to his Face* …Noon.

Winter: Mr. Arc, I presume.

Jaune: T-That’d be me! Wait, were you just waiting for me by the dorms?

Winter: That’s classified. *Sheats Saber* Winter Schnee. Atlas Specialist. I have come to discuss matters pertinent to you regarding my sister.

Jaune: You’re Weiss’ sister?! Uh-! I mean-! We’re good friends! Yeah! Though I guess you could say we started off on the wrong foot…

Winter: Quite the laughable understatement, Mr. Arc. For you see, Weiss has detailed in her letters many instances where you publicly harassed her with your feeble attempts at courting her.

Jaune: Hey, I wasn’t harassing her-

Winter: In case you were not aware, Weiss is a very prominent figure in Atlas, and as such, receives multiple solicitations from wealthy suitors on a daily basis. Men with far more ambition and talent than you could ever hope to achieve in your life.

Jaune: Now, wait a minute. Just because I’m not rich, that doesn’t mean I’m not up to snuff.

Winter: Is that so? *Raises a Folder* Because this extensive background check I have on you says otherwise.

Jaune: Extensive what now?

Winter: *Reading* Lack of proper education. Zero prior experience in the field. And absolutely no training to speak of. The best I could find were your admission transcripts, which were all filled out using crayons for whatever reason.

Jaune: I had run out of ink, okay?!

Winter: SILENCE! If the circumstances were any different, I would have you placed under arrest and locked up in the remotest cell in all of Solitas! However, doing so now would violate the Vytal Treaty amongst the Kingdoms. So instead, I will advise you to recognize my authority next time you elect to threaten the sanctity of my dear little sister again. Verstehst?!

Jaune: Y-Yeah- I-I versteht(?) that, alright!

Winter: Splendid. I will be watching the tournament for the remaining of its duration. It would do you well to know your place in the meantime. That will be all. *Marches Away*

Jaune: T-Thanks, have a great day! Hahah... *Nearly Faints* Oh dear…

After:

Yang: Alright, VB! You’ve got nowhere to run!

Jaune: Knock it off, Yang! You’ve been chasing after me all morning! Can we please talk about this?!

Yang: Nuh-uh~ Ruby’s biological clock is ticking, and I’ll be damned if I let the Rose Bloodline end here!

Jaune: Don’t you think this is moving things between me and Ruby a little too fast? Can’t we at least settle for a date first?

Yang: Oh, I’ll arrange you a date, alright… WITH HER WOMB-! *Encased in a Block of Ice*

Jaune: …What just happened?

Winter: *Descending with her Maiden Powers* That should hold her for a while. Imagine my surprise it was just you two causing a ruckus around Vacuo. For a moment I thought Salem had arrived.

Jaune: Oh thank goodness! It’s you, Winter. Sorry for all the trouble, Yang and I had a disagreement and-

Winter: Never mind all that. I was actually meaning to talk to you privately about something.

Jaune: Really? Is it a mission?

Winter: In a manner of speaking, yes. Ever since you and your friends came back, I have been worried about Weiss’ sake. To think I once thought to have forever lost my sister to that blasted abyss…

Jaune: …Winter?

Winter: *Harrumphs* Alas. I have been thinking about your actions back at that bridge. You fought tooth and nail to protect Weiss despite your shortcomings. Believe me when I say you have shown yourself worthy of my sister’s hand and affection.

Jaune: Oh… Wow! Thanks, that’s a… That’s a lot to take in. I’ll be sure to think about it.

Winter: What is there to think about?

Jaune: …I’m sorry?

Winter: You misunderstand, Mr. Arc. I am not merely granting you my blessing to date Weiss. My sister deserves the best, and as your commanding officer, I demand that you provide the best for her.

Jaune: Uh…

Winter: FURTHERMORE! You are to, effective immediately, seek to copulate with my sister for the betterment of the Schnee Bloodline!

Jaune: EH?!

Frozen!Yang: !!!

Winter: With your Aura and Semblances combined, your firstborn will become a key component to winning this war, as well as generating the perfect heir to uphold both our families’ legacy! Of course, I do not plan on holding it against you in the events Weiss explicitly decides to have more children-

Jaune: Okay, STOP! Full stop! Demanding that I hook up with Weiss is already one thing! But you cannot in good conscience order me to sleep with her! She’s your sister, for crying out loud!

Winter: Exactly! She is my sister, and I intend on getting her the perfect husband! I was foolish to dismiss you before, but not anymore! Now come with me!

Jaune: H-Hey! Just hear me out for a second! What I’m trying to say is-

Winter: THAT IS QUITE ENOUGH! I will ask you one last time to not make this more difficult than it has any right to be! You can come along willingly, or I can drag you out by force! EITHER WAY, YOU WILL BE IN MY SISTER’S ARMS SOON ENOUGH!

Jaune: Y-You’re not serious, are you?

Winter: *Saber in Hands, Winter Maiden Powers in Full Effect* I WILL NOT BE DENIED OF MY FUTURE NIECES AND NEPHEWS!

Jaune: …I should get back to running.

#rwby #rwby shitpost #jaune arc #winter schnee #weiss schnee #yang xiao long #ruby rose #lancaster #ruby x jaune #jaune x ruby #whiteknight #weiss x jaune #jaune x weiss #yangposting

[deadmotelsusa]

Opened in 1950 as the Conestoga Motor Inn, demolished in 2008 as the Shawnee Lancaster Resort. Located in Lancaster, Pennsylvania.

#lancaster #pennsylvania #abandoned #deadmotelsusa

[brokentrafficknight]

Look out Rubes, Jessica is packing some heat

#submission #rwby #jessica cruz #diana prince #wonder woman #rwby knightlight #knightlight #lancaster #jaune arc #ruby rose #trafficknight

[reashot]

Weiss Vs. Bleiss.

The Battle for the Future of the Arc's Booty.

Bleiss: Jaune is Mine Ice Bitch!

*thrust*

Weiss: He loves me first!

*swing*

Bleiss: You rejected him!

*riposte*

Weiss: Better him being with me than with you!

*flurry*

Bleiss: You! I hate you!!!

*clash*

Weiss: Well I never like you! You're not my sister. I wish you were never been born!

Bleiss: AHHHH!!!!!!

Jaune: *being tied up in a chair*

Please girls stop it. You're both sisters. You both should love each others... Eh?

Ruby: He, he, he, he, he... 😁

When the cats are fighting the Woofy comes and swipes away the cute hunk blonde.

Jess: And don't forget the cute Latina sheep...

Jaune: Ruby? Jess?

What the two of you doing here?

Ruby: You couldn't tell? 😏

And I thought you're the smart one.

Jess: We're going to take you away from here...

Jaune: Oh thank you. Maybe they would stop fighting if they notices I'm missing...

Wait why am I still tied up?

Jess: Because Jaune. We want you all for ourselves.

Jaune: ?!

Ruby: You see Jaune, me and Jess have comes to an agreement. ☺

We think we would stand a better chance if we join forces together.

Jess: As they said. Two heads are better than one...

Ruby: And because two gives better heads than one. 😈

Jaune: *shocked realization* No please!

Ruby. Jess! You don't have to do this.

Jess: *giggle* too late Jaune.

Ruby: You are so going to get so much loving from us you will forgive us in the morning. 😋

Jaune: AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

*being carried to who knows where*

If this gets 100 likes I will continue this with a JaunexRubyxJess (sorta) smut.

If it gets 200 likes. I will add Bleiss & Weiss. And as bonus the two of them making up with each other.

#rwby #jaune arc #weiss schnee #jaune x weiss #weiss x jaune #whiteknight rwby #whiteknight #bleiss schnee #jaune x bleiss #bleiss x jaune #blackguard rwby #ruby rose #lancaster #lancaster rwby #jaune x ruby #ruby x jaune #rwby lancaster #jessica cruz #jessica x jaune #jaune x jessica #trafficknight

[howlingday]

Family

Yang: So... You and Jaune, huh?

Ruby: Yeah..? What about it?

Yang: I'm just saying... Blond hair, blue eyes, emotionally troubled. Kinda sounds like Dad, doesn't it?

Ruby: ...Okay. We're doing this, huh? What about you and Blake?

Yang: What about me and Blake? Blake's nothing like Mom.

Ruby: Which one? Do you mean Mom Mom, or do you mean the Feudal Mistral looking, dark-haired woman who abandoned her team for "personal reasons" AND has ties to a violent, anti-government group?

Yang: ...

Ruby: Yeah. That's what I thought.

**********************************************

Meanwhile...

Jaune: What do you think our girlfriends are doing?

Blake: Probably sibling things.

Jaune: ...Okay, I need you to be a little more specific with what you mean by that. Because in my experience, sibling things means-

**********************************************

Meanwhile Meanwhile...

Yang: (Ruby in a headlock) TAKE IT BACK!

Ruby: (Pulling Yang's hair) YOU FIRST!

#rwby #lancaster #bmblb #ruby rose #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #jaune arc

[wu-sisyphus-gang]

Jaune: “Okay… There has been a lot of talk about stretching…”

Weiss: “It’s good."

Ruby: “It hurts."

Jaune: “That didn’t really clear things up for me...Is this one of those ‘yes and no’ things?”

Weiss: “Yeah. It is."

Jaune: “So…”

Weiss: “Yes?”

Ruby: “What is it? Go on. Don’t leave us in suspense.”

Jaune: “I got to ask. Would it be better if I was bigger?”

Weiss: “Would it be better if our boobs were bigger?”

Ruby: “Yeah?”

Jaune: “Not necessarily… it’s about… it’s about the ratio more than it’s about the size of any one part of your figure. It has to be in proportion. You both are very proportional. Your boobs could be slightly bigger or smaller and you would still be proportional and in the ratio. But it wouldn’t change much. If you put a set of double d’s on either of you it wouldn’t make you more attractive so much as it would make me worry about your back.”

Ruby: “Okay… I hear that. I guess that makes sense. It’s sort of the same with little Jaune.”

Weiss: “Your size is good. Too much bigger and it would be all hurt. Too much smaller and it wouldn’t hurt at all." *Makes an okay gesture at Jaune*

Jaune: “And the hurting is good?”

Weiss: “So good.”

Ruby: “I don’t know. I think if it was a little smaller...I don’t know."

Jaune: “No. Wait.”

Weiss: “I hear her. Sometimes when you get in there and start messing around it’s closer to ‘too much’ than it is to ‘hurts so good.’ But usually you get used to it and it starts hurting good.”

Jaune: “But not all the time? Sometimes it just hurts?”

Weiss gave a dainty shrug. Ruby gave a bobbing distant nod.

Jaune: “I don’t get it. What can help with that?”

Weiss: “Foreplay."

Ruby: “It’s very important. You usually do enough in that department so it’s fine.”

Jaune: “But you would prefer if it was… smaller?”

Weiss: “Eh."

Ruby: “Sometimes. Sometimes you come into the garage with too big a car and wreck up the place.”

Jaune: “And that’s bad."

Weiss: “Sometimes and sometimes not. Sometimes a girl wants to be treated gently and sometimes we want to be taken apart. We’ve talked about this.”

#rwby #rwby incorrect quotes #jaune arc #weiss schnee #ruby rose #lancaster #whiteknight #whiterose #white rose #white knight #war of roses #motion sickness