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#La Squadra di Esecuzione
sunnysssol · 1 day
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I have no art to post except these ones of Ciliegia and Risotto from,, I think September-October last year? They're still so fun to draw 🫣💖
( comms open )
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k0mibee · 5 months
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“If you want to date me, you may have to defeat my SEVEN evil exes”
The seven in question:
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Tried to draw this in the Scott pilgrim style not sure if it worked idk whatever
Edit: based on a tweet from my mutual that made me chuckle
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x0kuja0x · 7 months
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My first digital artwork of my dear Risotto Nero!
This will be definitely not the last time I draw him! He is just the best!
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yamsgarden · 3 months
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Sleep positions
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alicevoidpassion · 2 years
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Need this now
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nicherayyy · 8 months
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Different anon, but what about bucci gang with a child! South Park! Reader? Abbachio gonna need a lot of wine.
literally Abbachio's personal hell
TW: average South Park experience
Bucci Gang x South Park! Child Reader
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Okay so we already know how La Squadra would react
But Bucci Gang? Ohhh, another story
Bless Bruno's heart to be honest
He tries his best just to not lose his shit around you
He's managing
Well, somehow
Bruno just wants you to have a normal childhood :(
And your stories back from South Park
Let's just say he wasn't impressed
More like concerned about your mental health
A cuss word is a big no in this house
(Well, unless Bruno can't hear you)
Your cussing problem is his second biggest issue with you
"SHIT"
"LANGUAGE"
But he's patient with you. As much as he can be.
But Leone is not that patient
First it was type of "why would we take another child into the team" shock, then it was "how are you still alive" shock
Tries to avoid you at some point
Just no. Not today.
Is not impressed with your stories back from South Park either
And how randomly you just say that
Plus your sassiness
He hates it.
Tried to be closer to you especially because Bruno asked him but he just can't manage, for now at least
But it's not like you don't have your special bonding moments
Leone even laughed at your joke once
You're still proud about it
Giorno, just like Bruno, is concerned about your mental health
He knows how some bad treatment can influence a kid
So he really wants to dig deep into your behaviour
It's just no way a kid can be this feral
Talks with you a lot
He just likes to hear your opinion about stuff (even if you find that stuff boring)
"What do you think is a goal of humanity?"
"Ending this stupid philosophy quiz. Seriously dude, I just woke up"
Mista thinks you're hilarious
The way you're behaving is just so funny to him
And of course you get along well
Just don't tell Bruno that he cusses around you sometimes
Likes to hang out with you a lot
Movie nights, car rides, you name it
He enjoys your company that much
His little buddy in crime
He'll get you matching shirts
Fugo can't stand you
Everyone just tries to keep him as far as it's possible from you
They just know better.
And they know the price they will pay if they let you two in the same room
His anger issues is just too much to handle you
Maybe you could find the common ground someday, who knows
Narancia is your other buddy
Of course you sometimes scare him
But meh, he can handle it
Of course he thinks that most of your stories from your life in South Park is a joke
Cause there's just no way that someone would make your friend a part of a human centipede just because he didn't read the rules of usage on his phone
"Oh my god, your imagination don't have limits"
"Imagination???"
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I’M CREEPING DEATH
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necroneri · 3 months
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「Magnetic Doodles with Illuso」
#5 drawing of the Jojo plushies series I'm doing, where all the jojo plushies are in interacting with toys, objects or are in funny situations.
Illuso + magnetic doodle board
Twitter | Pinterest | Instagram | Deviantart
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shiroyamaberserk · 4 months
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Happy New JOJO Year❣❣❣
La Squadra Esecuzioni members in Japanese New Year 😄 Thank you for all of your supports in 2023! Don't miss my arts in 2024 too🥰
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darkxyart · 4 months
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Merry Christmas and happy New year!🎄
Santa Risotto brought gifts for the good kids
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lunorichi · 4 months
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🩸La Squadra Part 2 🩸 As I promised here are the rest of these idiots ✨
I'm more active on my IG : @lunorichi!
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k0mibee · 5 months
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Risotto unconsciously grabbing the first costume he saw… little does he know….
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rae-pss · 4 months
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Hello, may I please ask for headcanons for la squadra reacting to their s/o turning absolutely feral when they got backed to a corner. They got kidnapped and they turned crazy, like they bite their captor’s throat and rip it out, blood and all and scratch their eyes out. Please
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˗ˏˋ꒰ 💭 ꒱ . . . okay, read this one and got quite of like "huh...?", imagine the scene was something for sure. i'll make this as them all dating reader, simply because it wasn't specified. hope you like it, dear anon (<3).
˗ˏˋ꒰ 💭 ꒱ . . . lowercase intended, mentions of blood and slight gore.
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–the nerve someone had to kidnap you wasn't anything normal, especially considering who you were affiliated with.
–to say that madness spread through the base as soon as they realized your absence was an understatement.
–there were hours in which the group of seven men did everything and more to find where you were and, once they found out your exact location, plan in detail how to attack and get you out of there with the least possible damage.
–so, imagine their surprises when upon entering where you were, they found themselves face to face with a scene that not even in their worst dreams they could fathom.
more under the cut
–blood, a lot of blood on the walls and floor.
–two limp bodies on the ground, neither being yours, their throats bitten to the point where their heads almost looked decapitated. crimson puddles surrounded the corpses, an expression of horror evident on their faces.
–however, what caught the group's attention the most was, without a doubt, how your lips, your jaw, you were stained with the blood of those two… what had you just done?
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—of all, the most concerned duo is, without a doubt, prosciutto and pesci. they both can't help: one, fearing that you had hurt yourself, and two, worrying about how you had done that. even the older one screaming at you for doing that, although, he later apologized for shouting at you after such a stressful event. and, the younger one, almost started crying, yet with some words from yours he managed to relax.
—risotto was, to no one's surprise, the one that reacted the calmest; simply asking if you were okay and sending the others to help clean up any evidence that could incriminate you. yes, once in the solitude of his room, he hugged you as if it were the last time he'd do so and whispered in your ear how worried he actually was.
—the first thing illuso and formaggio did, after putting on an expression of pure surprise, was laugh and joke about the massacre you did. in spite of their concern for you, knowing that you were fine, they both decided to take it more as something funny that you'd laugh at in the future, yes, they both gave you hugs (illuso did so in secret).
—melone was in charge of checking to see if you had any injuries or physical wounds, which you didn't have, much less the marks from the ropes with which they tied your hands and possible damage to your jaw from such bites that you launched. he laughed softly, and despite that, he left a kiss on your forehead telling you not to do that again and to give them a little more time to get there.
—if you think prosciutto yelled at you, wait until you see the reaction ghiaccio had. the poor guy lost his temper faster than usual, commenting loudly on the madness of it all. more exalted one couldn't be. although, later, once he had calmed down, he also asked for your forgiveness.
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yamsgarden · 30 days
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Captain Risotto
leader of the marshmallow army
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velvetcider · 5 months
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Metallica decides to speak up for once.
(I am still working on my human art, trust me)
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nicherayyy · 11 months
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ok. i have the most amazing idea. child reader, but they're from south park and hung around stan's group all the time before moving. (the list of crimes is astronomical, just like cartman and them). basically la squadra and south park! child! reader. bonus points if they have immortality like kenny
Anon you are genius!! And South Park is literally one of my fav shows
TW: cursing, mention of really disturbing crimes and cannibalism (not from reader's side ofc) but it's South Park so there's nothing to be shocked with
La Squadra x Child! South Park! Reader
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No one in La Squadra has any idea how they ended up in this situation.. with you.. the most feral 8 year old they ever saw.
Risotto def didn't expect this, I mean, you're just a child, what can go wrong?
Everything.
Everything goes wrong.
At first he didn't even want to tell you about the whole assassin thing. Cuz you know, you're a literal child. You actually found out by accident, finding some random documents on Risotto's desk.
And the last thing Ris wanted was to scare you. He was about to explain himself and that whatever they do, they have no intentions to hurt you while you just listened, like.. it didn't even bothered you?
The only thing you said was:
"Dude I don't really care what you do for a living"
The poor man was too stunned to speak.
Prosciutto HATES your cursing habit. Sometimes he thinks you're an old sailor that saw some things, not a child. You've got a bigger vocabulary than the whole La Squadra combined, I'm not even joking.
He tried to make you stop cursing, he really did.
Pros, in fact, didn't succeed.
"Oh fuck"
"Language"
"Shut up old fart"
"What did you just say??"
Yeah, he can't do this anymore.
Poor Pesci is terrified. How can a child be like.. this??! Children must be naive and innocent, but you?? Ohhh you're the other case.
You actually find it funny that Pesci is so scared of your stories about your old times in South Park. Pls stop traumatising him.
And you're just telling this at random times, which scares him even more.
"Oh, that's a nice chili, I remember my friend ate something like that once"
"Oh.. was it with beef too?"
"No, it was with his enemy's parents"
"WHAT"
Can I just say no one ate chili that day?
Illuso thinks it's amusing, really.
"I'll pay 200 lira if you go and say all curse words you know to Formaggio right now"
"400 lira and we have a deal"
But I won't lie, your stories are scaring him sometimes.
"You know I died once"
"Eh??"
Sometimes he thinks you saw more than him.
Formaggio really likes your stories. But one small issue, he thinks that most of your stories are a joke. Because how can an 8 year old saw so many disturbing things? Of course, it must be just your imagination.
Oh how wrong he was.
"I once was arrested for starting a Peruvian flute band with my friends"
"Haha, yeah, nice"
"And the government sent us to Peru"
"Of course, I believe you"
Actually, Melone is more interested in all your "I died once" thing. Like how?? You just rise from the dead?
"Dude, chill, my friend literally does the same"
So there's another immortal child?? What are you two, Jesus??
"I don't know it's because of some shitty cult I guess?"
"What cult??"
But anyway, he's interested in you in scientific way and doesn't care much about your little crime stories.
Ohhh, Ghiaccio and you are buffing every day. Morning, day, and night.
You just take any opportunity to piss him off. One day for example you pronounced your words wrong (he still remembers that).
Or you can start an argument with him about anything. No matter how small it is. The whole team now tries to distract you so they won't hear Ghiaccio's screams.
"Would you ever stop being so annoying?"
"I don't know, would you ever stop being such a bitch?"
And there it goes.
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