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supernaturalkickparty · 2 months
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Forgot it was Friday so Happy Tejano Friday lol
So I just found out La Mafia is coming to Corpus in May for the rodeo/Buc Days and I'm really hoping I can go.
So since I heard about them coming in May here's a some La Mafia songs.
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corrupcionenpr · 1 year
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¡Prohibido olvidar! Nunca olviden a esta gente que solo desean vender cada pedazo de nuestro país.
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¿Cual es el día ideal para matar a su suegra?: V V Virchennko
Se lo dedico al Jefe de la Mafia que arrestaron ayer en Italia By j re crivello By j. re crivello V V Virchennko fue detenido el domingo a las 23 horas, justo al término del partido Barcelona Real Madrid. Le esposaron y le trasladaron a la comisaria que esta en plena Ramblas de Barcelona. En el interior un policía tomo sus datos, le hizo las fotos de rigor y le untó la lengua con un liquido…
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juuanre · 1 year
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¿Cual es el día ideal para matar a su suegra?: V V Virchennko
Se lo dedico al Jefe de la Mafia que arrestaron ayer en Italia By j re crivello By j. re crivello V V Virchennko fue detenido el domingo a las 23 horas, justo al término del partido Barcelona Real Madrid. Le esposaron y le trasladaron a la comisaria que esta en plena Ramblas de Barcelona. En el interior un policía tomo sus datos, le hizo las fotos de rigor y le untó la lengua con un liquido…
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A la derecha peruana parece que le salio el tiro por la ulata
A la derecha peruana parece que le salio el tiro por la ulata
Perú: “Ya se cayó el arbolito…” Una conocida canción mejicana, dice: “Ya se cayó el arbolito / donde dormía el Pavo Real / Ahora dormirá en el suelo / como cualquier animal…”. Pues bien, eso le ocurrió a la extremadamente soberbia y vanidosa ultra derecha peruana que dormía plácidamente apoltronada sobre un colchón de plumas reales, laboriosamente construido por un contingente de “experimentados…
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earth222ky · 4 months
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lil kim in vivienne westwood
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euphoricdior · 10 months
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Lil’ Kim in her music video for “The Jump Off” (2003) ⋆。𖦹°‧★
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surra-de-bunda · 2 years
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Lil’ Kim photographed for “La Bella Mafia” (2003).
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nashvillethotchicken · 2 months
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I know it was like pulling teeth to get his monthly court ordered 17 dollars a week in child support
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kimarchive · 3 months
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Lil' Kim photographed by Gillian Laub for W Magazine in 2003
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hi hi :D i saw identity's request with floyd so for the event, id like to request...
stargazing - jade - mainly fluffy romance (preferably tooth rotting stuff)
hope you have a great day!
Stargazing; Jade Leech
Content; Fluff, gender-neutral reader, romance (aiming for cardiac arrest)
Word Count; 650+
AN; The second of three Jade requests, which I am more than happy to write. Much like with Identity, consider this as a wedding present ^v^ As a reminder, do not put my work — or others for that matter — into AI as it steals. Link to Masterlist
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The waves crashed against the cliffs. The wind weaved between the blades of grass that covered the dunes. The waning crescent moon hung low in the sky, mirrored in the dark sea. And above you were stars and nebulas, foreign yet holding an air of familiarity. Of home. But you weren’t alone. Beside you, sitting in the shallow water just deep enough to cover his gills, was Jade, sitting in the pale moonlight in his mer-form, glowing faintly. And you sat beside him in the water, looking up to the sky with wonder in your eyes.
“It’s stunning,” you whisper, trying to decide on what to focus on. “Thank you for inviting me, Jade.”
Jade shifted in the water, turning so he was closer to you. “Truly it is my pleasure, Prefect,” he chuckled. 
It was always Prefect, and never your name. After months of friendship you thought he would have dropped the title in favour of your name. “Why do you call me Prefect,” you ask, turning to look at him. 
You always thought Jade was beautiful, both inside and out despite what others say, but now, he looked ethereal. Features highlighted in the pale silver light of the moon and the blue from his own bioluminescence. It really wasn’t fair, especially since your feelings have shifted from merely platonic months ago. If a crush lasts more than four months, it’s not a crush; it’s love. The puppy crush had shifted from that, a mere crush, to a soul shattering love. But you had not wanted to push your luck
Jade hummed to himself, “Well, what would you like me to call you then?” You could tell from the way his eyes glimmered that he was teasing you. Plus there was the ever faint smile he only had when he was subtly poking fun, of when he was trying to push your buttons.
You groaned and splashed him with water. “You’re awful. I thought Floyd would be the most troublesome, but you are so much worse,” you teased back.
A star shot across the sky. Was this a sign? To wish for something more? That your — what you believed — one-sided crush was reciprocated?
“Did you make a wish?” Jade was now brushing shoulders with you and looking at you with an intensity that you’ve only seen a handful of times. “Do you think it will come true?”
You leaned into him, “Mhm, but if I told you, then it wouldn’t come true. Bad luck and all.”
He looked at you from the corner of his eye, “May I tell you my wish then?”
Was this a sign?
“But if you tell me, it won’t come true,” you give him a confused look.
Jade hummed to himself, eyes tracing your face before locking in on your eyes. Gazing so deeply, as if he was looking directly into your soul. “But what if it does?” But what if it does, my dear? “I would be willing to test the fates to see it come to fruition.”
You sighed, prompting him to go on. So he did. He took your hand in his and place it over his chest, where his heart resided.
“My wish,” he breathed out gently, “is to be with you, my dear Prefect. If you will have me.”
His heartbeat was steady, and he was looking at you with such tenderness, with such love, that you could have sworn that your heart stopped. That this was some cruel prank. But no, this was sincere. This was real. Jade felt the same as you, and subjected himself to vulnerability for you. There was no ulterior motive. No sharp smiles. Nothing else but truth in his olive and gold eyes.
You placed his hand over your own heart, which was beating as fast as a hummingbird’s wings. “I will always have you… if you will have me,” you said. Reflected in his eyes was another shooting star.
Make a wish.
Steeling yourself you placed a small kiss to his lips, but before you could retreat, Jade gave you one in return. “Was that your wish, my dearest?”
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samtrapani · 1 year
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games that let you roam the overworld after the main missions are so horrifying. all your friends are dead. you will never be the same again. you will roam the cold, wet streets, trying to find traces of the people you knew in every stranger's passing face.
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lighthousepigeons · 6 months
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Alpha: How do you spell Hawaii?
Zephyr: Well you need two i's.
Alpha, puts pen down: Am I a joke to you, Rainbow?
Zephyr: Babe no-
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