#LIKE SIS ARE YOU DUMB

[todayisafridaynight]

The compulsion to do a zhao cosplay was brought to you by my wok and the fact im making cabbage rolls this weekend

#snap chats #i wanna record the worst How To Cook video ever itd be so 2011 core #you dont even use a wok for cabbage rolls you dumb fuck 😭 #BUT there IS this really yummy way of cooking cabbage that does involve a wok i like to do :] #anyway this isnt a promise it is quite literally just an impulsive thought that would be funny to do someday If Ever #maybe when im feeling Especially impulsive ill look into it … maybe for anime nyc in august .. i still dont know who to go as … #mk bye im hanging with my sis while she works

[lord-o-love]

I have a post up here that’s like: Proshippers get mad at normal people who don’t like proshippers and they can’t respect their boundaries. And every single time a proshipper proves my point by going on the post (that’s clearly tagged anti proship btw) and saying that antishippers are the ones who can’t respect boundaries and I’m in the wrong. Like thanks kween you had to scroll the the anti proshipper tag, until you found my post, then you had to reblog or comment despite me clearly not wanting you here in the first place.

#anti proshipping #anti proship #anti proshitter #like I’m sorry I don’t view you making grooming and rape hcs as a coping mechanism #sorry I hate l*licon 🤷🏽 #sorry I’m not interested in playing dumb when it comes to media n shi #sorry you didn’t get enough attention now ya gotta come to me about it #idc sis #anti pro shipping

[outislovescomics]

sorry you're not getting any intelligent thoughts out of me for the next 7-12 hours

#x-force spoilers #wednesday spoilers #see the mistake you're making Sage is that you're forgetting Hank is a Big Dumb Lovey Dovey Bastard With A Crush On A C-List Actor #and when he thinks of Simon I believe his brain turns into a pecan #I like how Beast 2 is having a gay little reunion while Beast Prime is making like. a black hole nuke gun. im not even surprised #truly my reaction to Beast Prime's Deep Sea Expedition was 'yeah sure man 👍🏻' before looking back at the Wonderbeast MANSDMAND #One of them is in Cali For Love one of them is in Cali For Evil. you are not the same. #its easier to cope w/ the character assassination that's happened over the last Billion Years #when I know he's about to be folded like an omelette. Hope Has Returned. #if All This (tm) is what it takes for Hank and Si to finally fuck nasty style. then by God I'll take it 🫡 KANSDAMND #ANYWAYS IM RAMBLING BUT. Y'ALL. Y'ALL. WE'RE SO BACK

[yumemiruuuu]

Thank god for the official animal assignments in 2ha because I actually have an excuse to draw fanart of them as dogs and cats 😇😇

#The 2ha experience collage that no one asked for because I didn’t know what else to post 💅💅 #dead close to rereading 2ha again…. and then again in April right before the volume 5 release #ALSO LIKE I REALLY HOPE THAT THE WIKI WAS ONLY TALKING ABOUT THE PREVIOUS TIMELINE????? BECAUSE WHAT??? #pov you’re me and you just wanted to look up your favorite character for pictures but get spoiled on 5 things at once #Shi Qingxuan be like Oh They’re such amazing sworn brothers!!! 😇 when they’re obviously gay… I’m Shi Qingxuan. #WHY DID IT NEVER OCCUR TO ME THAT NANGONG SI AND YE WANGXI….?????????!!! #2ha #the DUMB husky and his white cat shizun and its DUMB DUMB DUMB reader (aka me) #the husky and his white cat shizun #the dumb husky and his white cat shizun #erha #erha he ta de bai mao shizun #二哈和的白貓師尊

[oneirataxia-girl]

Relationship asks!! # 1, 2, 3, 5, 7, 10, 12, 15, 20, 21, 36, 39, 45, 48! I realize this might get a little long but I want answers for both Keller and Midlaw hehehe

hadley lovely you're so right this was long af 😭 so I split this into one post for Keller (this one) and another for Midlaw (link here!) but without further ado, let's jump in! tagging the other op anime girlie @auxiliarydetective bc I don't wanna spoil the others

1. How did they meet and what were their first impressions of each other?

Sabaody arc, when the Heart, Kid, and Strawhat pirates leave the auction house and they're surrounded by Marines. Killer jumps in and takes out one of them just as the man is about to attack Kenji's unknowing back; cue Kenji's eyes widening like dinner plates watching Killer land on the ground in slow motion and Killer thinking wow this guy is so dumb (affectionate) like my captain when we were young KID TF ARE YOU TOYING WITH THESE MARINES FOR WE GOTTA GO-

2. What kind of dynamic do they have with each other?

smartass x dumbass, sunshine protector x sunshine, "I'd die for you" "who said you could die??? WHO SAID YOU COULD DIE KILLER I NEED NAMES"

3. What do others think of them?

Kid is like ???????? at Killer's choice of a boyfriend, but Killer's taste is all his fault because Kenji like him in some ways (much to Kenji's horror but we'll get to that another time) and Killer is basically programmed to like that type; the other Kid Pirates, after grilling Kenji about his intentions of their beloved second-in-command, are pretty supportive of the two; Mari approved of Killer before they even got together; the other Strawhats also become fond of him, Franky and Usopp are the (joking) exception since both of them had to put up with Kenji ranting about Killer's weapons for weeks after Wano, Jimbei is the fishman Kenji goes to ask about having a crush and it’s very fluffy, then Brook, Sanji and Chopper pop in and it dissolves into teasing jabs, Robin mentions offhandedly to Nami about Kenji’s not-so-subtle attempt to ask after Killer in the day’s newspaper and Nami is iffy on whether the other pirate is good enough, but keeps those thoughts to herself until she can access Killer’s potential herself. Zoro pretends to be asleep through all this but he’s glad that Kenji doesn’t know about his fight with Killer as Kamazo (and has no plans of telling him that), and Luffy’s just glad that his crew is getting along with Jaggy’s

5. Is their joint future bright or bleak?

uhhhhhhhh... ideally yes. but it might have to change for canon events, but I do think they get a happy ending

7. Do they have a desire to protect each other?

YES. Killer is of the opinion that Kenji can't fight, and although that's objectively Not True, Kenji's combat levels are a lot lower than Killer's, so when their crews fight together, Killer tries to keep an eye on Kenji. Kenji is also fiercely protective of his Kil, so when anyone makes a snide remark about Killer's time on Wano, the poor sod has to face a very angry red ball of fluff (Kid) and a similarly furious, gun-cocking blacksmith

10. Who would win in a fight?

Killer. no diff, if they're forced to fight (which would be the only scenario either of them would raise a weapon at the other), Kenji would be out without question

12. Who is a better caregiver?

it’s a close one but Kenji. Killer is good at caring for everyone but himself, but Kenji is a firm believer of "you can't take care of anyone if you don't care for yourself" so Kenji is the deliverer of sunshine and smiles, and he's mentally okay while doing it!

15. Who has better fashion sense?

I really wanna say Kenji because he is the crew's secondary fashionista (behind Nami but before Sanji), but I believe that Killer's polka dot era is going to come back and that Killer was iconic af. so for now it's a tie

20. What's the worst thing about them teaming up?

Killer would constantly check up on Kenji, which could impact his focus and allow the opponent to get some hits that normally Killer could block. Killer's checkups and possible injuries could also affect Kenji's aim, as he might abandon logic and charge at the enemy without even loading his guns

21. What's the best thing about them teaming up?

if Killer does close range combat while Kenji takes care of mid-range, with both of them equipped with a talkie-walkie version of a transponder snail to communicate, then they could deal some serious damage to anyone facing them. other than the battlefield, they're also a pretty fire duo when it comes to making drinks (Killer watches in loving astonishment as Kenji comes up with the weirdest mixes that always turn out delicious); if both of them + Sanji are in the kitchen, the crews just know they'll be eating and drinking well

36. What is a gift one would give to the other?

Kenji would give him little metal decorations like bracelets or brooches with his mask's design integrated into the pieces. Killer would buy fun trinkets when the Victoria Punk docks on islands to show his boyfriend when they meet again

39. What's an inside joke they'd have together?

"when will Kid and Mari and Trafalgar finally kiss, I wonder?" "my sister has WAY better taste than those ruffians, Kil" "Ken, I'm one of Kid's 'ruffians'" "but you're the best ruffian to ruff, and Mari doesn't settle for anything other than the best, so she's definitely not getting with Jaggy or Tra-guy or both of them"

a ton of angst, lots of yelling, and three confessions later...

"so..." "don't. just lemme mope in peace, Kil"

Killer never lets Kenji forget this. it later becomes a joke that Kenji is actively terrible at predicting romantic relationships and he has fun making the wildest matches ever

45. If one of them was in trouble, what would the other do?

look... all I'm saying is if a guy named "Massacre Soldier" Killer has a boyfriend who apparently once used a person's blood to make his bullets, I would think twice before trying to hurt either one of them. rip(ieces) to those who do otherwise but I value my life

48. If they swapped bodies, how would they handle it?

first, Kenji would claim this as the reason why Mari should leave Law (Mari's typical poker face nearly breaks at the sight of big beefy Killer waving his arms around in typical Kenji fashion); then he'd get Killer to teach him how to use his Punishers, which leads to Killer strapping the blades to Kenji's body to prevent Kenji from hurting himself, which leads to a pouting Kenji, which leads to Killer petting his own head (wow Ken wasn't lying his hair really feels nice in these hands), which leads to Midlaw & co stifling their snorts at the sight of a (compared to Killer) smol twig of a guy stroking back the hair of someone twice his size that practically has a raincloud over his head. let's just say that after this, Law had to endure quite a few dirty glances and passive aggressive remarks from his brother-in-law for a while

give me a number + relationship and I'll tell you something about that relationship!

#as you can see i adore them very much #got a smile on my face answering this ksasdasd #idk when they say killer's probably dead #aren't the kid pirates rampaging on elbaf?? #i'm on my “kenji doesn't like kidlaw” agenda today #as in “kenji doesn't think they're good enough for his sis” kinda way tho #meanwhile mari has her stamp of approval on killer a few days after meeting him in wano and is like “pls bf up my brother he needs it” #killer has no idea what he did to deserve the approval but he will take it #i still don't have kenji's personality pinned down so some of these might change #but i really dig the idea of a sunshine character who's silly and dramatic and is smart but also dumb af #these tags are getting longer help #ship: keller #otp: tba #alvita's answers #hadley my beloved

[hwiyoungies]

an idol having to work on their birthday is not the end of the world, literally how many people have to do that like my guys you gotta unclench not everything is a mayor issue

#''fuck pl*dis for making js work on his birthday worst fucking company ever 🙄'' #that's how having a job works?? i'm sorry? #like if you can afford (and care to) take a day off for your bd amazing! love it for you! #like this si quite literally low on the things carats should be complaining about and yet #weekly carats are fucking dumb post i guess LMFAO #b.txt

[dbphantom]

my 13 year old self would approve and that's all that matters in the end

#and you get a redesign! and YOU get a redesign! (im considering giving him flashier boots...) #i cant be the only one who thinks the bg looks a bit like skin right? #i mean i obviously HAD to use it when i got that combo [chalkboard filter on top of cardboard]. but like??? #anyway im gonna go try to get the si/ms 4 running on my laptop so i can make h2o fanfics like i wanted to when i was 6 #but my DUMB MOM wouldn't buy me the sims 1 dlcs so i didn't get any of the cool locations /lh #julian digory #veneer #near posting #cruddy rambles

[lawfullyandlovely]

Me 2 years ago: Yeah, Twisted Wonderland sounds great and all, but playing it myself? Ehhhhhhh, doubt I’m gonna find someone that I fancy 🤷🏽‍♀️

Me now:

#Deuce ♠️ #f/o stuff #Did I buy all of this? no actually #My brother (who is an Ace fan and likes TWST) ordered a deluxe box for himself on Mercari #He just wanted the Ace stuff so he let me have anything Deuce the box had #I think he also received Jamil(?) and giving his merch to a friend #anyways #Deuce my ex delinquent cinnamon roll dumb dumb beloved ♥️ #Soph I’m actually very surprised you didn’t f/o assign me Deuce when you did that twst f/o assign thingy #Blue hair? check! Sweet boy? check! nervous around women? check! would beat someone up for me? ✅ #also big sis is an absolute SUCKER for friends to lovers 😍😍😍

[miutonium]

They go to zumba class together if you can't tell 🤸‍♂️🤸‍♀️

#the hardest part is not the lineart (thats second) #the hardest part is when I have to resist the urge to write 'no pain no pain' on his dumb tshirt #anyway ahakdjlqal i feel that my watercolor is rusty since the last time I paint was in august 🙃 #this is still fun for me to paint though i finished this like last weekend??? i just forgor to post the finished lol #i havent draw for 3 days now since im preparing for my driving test tomorrow zzz wish me luck #asukart #watercolor #selfshipping community #selfship #selfshipping #selfship community #selfship art #self insert oc #self insert community #si x canon #oc x canon #professor utonium #ppg professor #you had me at hello 📝

[stillresolved]

tomorrow (today after i wake up): headcanons for aeri's modern verse

#ferre said something i hope it was dumb ( ooc. ) #not me watching ce*lebrity and aeri's muse just being like : “so you finally came crawling back you should be lucky i'm so welcoming” #JFKLSDJFLKSJDFLKJ i would not cross her in either verse :'D #first of all lynnie & xia THANK YOU FOR RECOMMENDING THIS SHOW TO ME I MUST SEE IT THRU TO THE END OH MY GOD #secondly lenlen YOU'RE RIGHT ....si*hyeon & ari WHEN </3333 #also i just think about how aeri is like....one of those people who ABSOLUTELY would instigate the fights like ari does ( or at least in he #younger days :'D #i like to think that being in a relationship with deva helped her become more confident #and therefore more impervious to petty shit :'D #okay i sleep now :'D #i get to sleep more today yippee

[kabbalicgay]

It seems I have gravely offended crackers who have the media literacy of a toddler. Tragedy.

#youse realise that instead of sending me seven separate messages becrying your dumb show that you can in fact block people? #like I know you hate Bla(c)k people having an opinion online but truly. There is a fucking block button sis. #captain's log

[todayisafridaynight]

I've never stepped into a hot topic in my life because- #indoterlalukonservatis ngl I wanna see what it's like 🚶‍♂️

i aint the slightest clue what that hashtag says BUT if you go into a hot topic nowadays its pretty chill honestly, it's really not that bad and you'll more often than not find anime and videogame merch

#snap chats #idk maybe im just desensitized #when i was younger i was scared of hot topic and spencer though LMAO #my eldest sis would Very Rarely take me to the mall and then we'd go to hot topic #i would also stay close to her cause i was scared but like. now that im an adult #1.) i go there when i can ☠️☠️ 2.) you will meet the nicest people in hot topics and skate shops and spencer's #maybe its just because theyre working customer service so Respectable but i always end up chatting with them #spencers scares me as a store though. thats just because im a dumb straight edge who hates drugs #and there is drug paraphernalia EVERYWHERE !!!! #you'd think i'd fall in line with my sisters in smoking weed at some point since- esp my eldest- they'd smoked while i was growing up #but no.... ive always hated the smell and the thought of it's just. No Thank You :] idc if other people do it just not around me please #oh yeah theres also sex stuff. 'sex stuff' what am i FIVE #just very much not my speed.. yk... the whole... sex repulsion thing i got going on... #i did get my snake ear cuff from there tho so. maybe im growing up <- i still hate spencers #back to hot topic though im pissed they used to have such a cool logo but now it's that minimalist shit #BRING BACK THAT SLIPKNOT-LOOKING-ASS FONT IT WAS SO COOL

[fern-pajamabrain]

my uni friend called me friend for the first time🥹

#pelotudeces #it's so dumb but as someone who has trouble making friends it means so much #like you aknowledge me as a friend? for real? #(i have a feeling i misspelled aknowledge but who cares about one more stripe on the tiger) #voy a traducir 'que le hace una mancha más al tigre' ? si. voy a hacerlo como se me cante? también

[leechandoki]

Update May 23, 2023

So… I stepped on my dog tumor… that fell out of his mouth… (I’m saying it’s a tumor can’t confirm if it is or not, but I looked it up and it’s a gum tumor. Again can’t confirm or not).

I cool off, it was like two hours ago I brought him to the vet only to have the vet not take him in and check his mouth (it was busy, didn’t make an appointment because his mouth was bleeding).

But what was frustrating was when the lady came back and told me his vet told me to give him a dentist appointment the last time I was here. That’s frustrating to hear he’s making shit up.

Because here’s the thing my family absolutely hate me brining my dogs to the vet because I’ll make an appointment when the vet tells me too. Like my family get piss at me for doing that because money.

So the fact I’m being told by this nice lady that my dog vet told me last appointment to make a dentist appointment made me angry. I remember he told me to brush his teeth more and his baby teeth would fall out on their own. He never said anything about a dentist appointment.

So now he has an appointment on the 30th. Just a regular appointment because I can’t wake early enough for the dentist appointment plus I have no ride to take me there.

His mouth isn’t bleeding anymore but I’m more worry about infections. Where I live we don’t have an emergency vet clinic. The one we had closed down years ago so the “nearest” emergency vet clinic is like two cities away. That’s like 4 hours my family refuse to drive me there because it’s not necessary plus it’s a long drive they don’t want to do.

So I’m like aaaahhhhh with a mix of frustration and anger with a little hint of I’m fine…

Gonna make some YCH for Kofi and use Commish as well. Gotta work on making stickers and advertise my society6 store more. And hopefully I’ll be good… hopefully…

So how are y’all doin’ because my just peachy >:’)

#my sis and I are keeping his gun tumor because we just had a day and think it’s a little #funny he our dog just decided to rip it out or maybe it fell out either way I stepped on it and it was funny #it was gross but funny because he kept running away from my sis when she asked which one of you have a bleeding mouth #he loved the car ride… didn’t like not being able to stick his head out the window. he’s dumb he’ll jump out thinking he’ll be okay. #he tried it before when the window was halfway open… we have a very dumb yet smart dog

[derelictdumbass]

Thinking about Dean showing Bobby and the boys his Dude Walk. which is just the walk he made copying every guy friend he has

#dean is just like: bobby check out my manly walk #bobby: u don't gotta walk manly idjit #dean: i've been working on this for months will you shut up and watch my walk #it's dumb he looks dumb and they tell him he looks dumb (except for cas he thought it was cool) #he tries it out again in the spread eagle and mary may asks if he has a skunk in his pants #poor boy getting hatecrimed #yes yes i'm making the crossover canon sue me idc #might need to start making it more clear which dean i'm talking about in these scenarios #writing fic with these fuckers is so hard. one of y'all gotta change and it should be dean w. dean s wears it better #anyway #si/oc: deputy dean sinclaire #Supernatural Tag #Far Cry Tag #the crossover no one asked for or wanted. except for me I asked for it and wanted it immensely

[specialagentartemis]

I think we should abolish legal marriage. for everyone. why is this the state’s business

#‘Marriage is important because it has legal rights and you’re stupid and dumb if you have a QPR without getting married’ #Okay it shouldn’t though #Like it shouldn’t though #You get that right #You get how providing all these legal incentives for one type of relationship and not other sis not good right