#LIKE MURDER

[ressioo]

Since you've had time to stew on my previous Suns post you can have the cat again <3

#just vibing doing cat things #like murder #seven red suns #five pebbles #rw sunstone #caterators

[depressedstressedlemonzest]

She's wearing his jacket 🩷

Why the fuck WOULDNT you go to the shop belle?

His faaaace 😂😂😂

He's thinking "yeah I think emma is just as smart as David. Two thirds of a whole idiot. Add in snow and she gives them a slight chance."

Oh belle. He needs some rage fulfillment.

#he's like a bored tiger he needs some enriching activities #like murder #belle x rumple #belle #belle ouat #mr. gold #rumbelle #ouat rumple #rumplestiltskin #ouat #once upon a time

[kitsnicket]

RE: the reading wills post, I’m a paralegal for a family law attorney and (aside from the times when it’s a huge bummer) it’s so much fun listening to other people’s drama

One of my favorites was the time a woman took back her offer to split the sale price of their house when her husband wouldn’t agree to split their Pokémon card collection 50/50 during the divorce

I would do worse if my husband didn’t agree to split the Pokémon card collection

#like murder #correspondence #anonymous

[serial-kissing]

*whispers* I'm a gamer boy... 🙋‍♂️

hi gamer boy im going to do unspeakable things to you

#like murder #hehe jk

[methewizard]

I need someone to talk to about how fascinating a character Marisa Coulter from His Dark Materials is

#his dark materials #marisa coulter #she's just so grey #like she's clearly dark and twisted and she's done some very bad things #like murder #but her monologues always get me #she has a point #so she's like dark grey

[kataskopeia]

          “most ‘bad’ things in life aren’t actually bad. they’re just frowned upon.”

#like murder #this is hs wisdom of the day

[iamvegorott]

Idea: Murderiplier x Noir Mark

Nothing ever gets done

They just monologue at each other XD

#anon #Moirder #like murder #but with an oy in the middle XD

[sparklyslug]

Just bought my Glass Onion tix JUST BOUGHT MY GLASS ONION TIX I AM SO SO SO EXCITEDDDDDD

#mop #love that these movies are like thanksgiving releases #nothing says family #like murder

[gibbearish]

love when ppl defend the aggressive monetization of the internet with "what, do you just expect it to be free and them not make a profit???" like. yeah that would be really nice actually i would love that:)! thanks for asking

#yes i want things to be free like ??? that is not a weird desire #'but but it costs money to keep up' ok and? how is that my problem #the government has plenty of murder dollars they could reallocate a few to make internet services universal if they wanted #also these companies were perfectly capable of supporting themselves before the internet got drowned with ads so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #edit: muting notifs on this post bc new additions have kind of petered out #so no one feel bad about adding something someone else has said‚ it is not bothering me im just trying to keep my #notifs page cleanish lol #also since i saw some people are being redirected to read my tags: firstly hiiiiii this is a special secret message for you:3 #secondly i have learned since making this that the reason they were able to support themselves previously was because #of investors bankrolling everything #and theyre now finally realizing that theyre never going to actually make a profit and arent as willing to invest #however thats just a minor correction and doesnt change my overall point #once again. so many murder dollars #so thats why im just adding it here in the tags rather than making an actual correction #anyways . love yall 💕 #origibberish #bigger gibbers

[life-is-curious]

I keep trying to upload pictures of my clownsona but both twitter AND tumblr have stopped me

THIS IS SO HOMOPHOBIC

#i just wanma post pictures of my gay little clownsona doing gay little clownsona things #like murder

[skyberia]

workarounds to having a vampire as your partner in crime

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #astarion #néphos #bg3 tav #doodles #néphos used to do crimes for profit pre-game so i like to think that post-game they recruit astarion into it #dnd rules say ''can't enter a residence without an invitation from one of the occupants'' #technically. if you squint. someone who's inside the building is an occupant. Break-ins for murder may continue

[ichosebotheveryday]

ah yes the three genders: girl, boy, and sus

#well of course amongi are gender neutral #do you see a gender on those things? #every nonbinary person i know would totally be up for murder #including me #i don't really care for gender #“what's in your pants?” the blood of the innocent. #among us #the three genders #sus #suspicious #fun fact! since most legislation is written in forms of “he or she” #nonbinary people are exempt from some laws! #like murder #i hope #or else i might not be posting much longer

[hussyknee]

#this is like 9/11 all over again #gaza genocide #tw murder #tw death #ethnic cleansing #palestinian genocide #genocide joe #state terrorism #islamphobia #arab americans #media suppression #freedom of speech #human rights #us politics #white supremacy #journalism #free palestine #fascism #authoritarianism #knee of huss

[gojosbf]

"Give me back my boyfriend"

"I don't know what you're talking about"

#there are two sets of leaks #one says attempted murder of megumi and gojo (which could mean they're not dead) because other curses have complete murder mention #but it could also just be the legal phrasing #anyways i like being a bit goofy in between sometimes #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #yuuji itadori #ryomen sukuna #jjk leaks #jjk 244 #jjk manga leaks #jjk manga #itafushi #jjk spoilers #10k #11k #12k

[willgrahamscock]

If Hannibal tried to gaslight me I wouldn't even care, he canonically knows his way around a prostate, whatever you say gorgeous

#like who am I to question his methods I’m spreading my cheeks #hannibal #nbc hannibal #hannigram #murder husbands

[rocktheholygrail]

1x01 || 3x13

#will in the last gif is like 'aw that's nice...wait what?' xD #hannibal #hannibaledit #tvedit #hannibal lecter #mads mikkelsen #will graham #hugh dancy #hannigram #horroredit #horror #nbc hannibal #hannibal nbc #murder husbands #hannibal gifs #hannibal 1x01 #hannibal 3x13