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welcometoteyvat · 3 months

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fake ga-ming voicelines (prerelease, some more delusional, some less. please give more hcs about him)

edit: apparently voiceline leaks just dropped so PLEASE no spoilers <3 if these are wrong that's too bad they're canon in my heart!!!

About Yun Jin: Besides being a great opera performer, Sir Yun's taste in tea is impeccable! Although she keeps asking me to join her at Heyu Tea House... their tea just doesn't have the same flavor as the tieguanyin from Xinyue Kiosk. Speaking of her, one of our clients has just developed a new strain—I promised to bring some for her when I come back to Liyue Harbor!

About Xiao: You mean Senior Xiao! Hehe, so you know him too! Next time, can you bring him along with you to one of my performances in the harbor? I've been trying to get him to come for a long time, but he always refuses... oh, good idea! Next time I'll hold it at Wangshu Inn, just for him!

About Xiangling: That girl always by Guoba's side, right? Man Chai seems to like her a lot, especially the cornbread buns she makes! To be honest, some of the things she cooks are a little too spicy for me, but otherwise she’s an excellent chef with unmistakable talent. No wonder her companion is a minor deity… wait, what? A major deity?

About Keqing: Thanks to her invitation and sponsorship, our Mighty Mythical Beast performances have been getting more and more attention in the harbor! She's very straightforward and speaks her mind about everything, and always has novel ideas! Although we haven’t talked much, I really admire her mindset and determination. It’s not easy to forge your own path forward, especially for someone of her standing.

About Chongyun: I've run into him once or twice on the road to Liyue Harbor. He didn’t seem to like talking that much when we met, but I’ve heard he’s actually quite outgoing! He wields a greatsword too—maybe he can train with me as the suanni’s tail? Of course, I wouldn’t force him to do anything he doesn’t want; I'm sure he's already busy! It would just be nice to have a wushou partner for once.

About Xinyan: I managed to catch one of Xinyan's performances when I had some free time after work. There weren’t many people in the audience, but her music was so energetic it completely made up for the quieter atmosphere. Originally, I was thinking about asking her to join our lion dance troupe as a drummer, but I’m glad to hear she's made a name for herself since then! I should properly introduce myself sometime!

About Zhongli: He once asked me whether I've heard about the legend of the solitary suanni after one of Iron Tongue Tian's stories. When I said yes, he launched into a really detailed discussion of Chenyu Vale's local belief system, and even told me some stories I haven't heard about a carp adeptus. It's amazing that he has so much knowledge on all sorts of folklore, as a funeral consultant no less!

About Xianyun: ... Who? im sorry i was going to put something about the adepti here but gave up trying to think of something and now it's just a joke line. suggestions welcome tho 🫶

About Yelan: Ah, that lady—sometimes I see her lingering around Yanshang Teahouse. They place regular orders of tea leaves from Yilong Wharf. She's very polite and even petted Man Chai once or twice, although I feel like there's more to her than meets the eye... well, business is business, and they've never caused any trouble for Sword and Strongbox, so whatever she does isn't much of a concern to me.

very long notes:

generally i feel like what's mentioned in chara voicelines tend to have a lot less substance than the actual relationship, so in my head some of them are closer w gaming than i wrote.

always welcoming suggestions!!!!! PLEASE share the brainrot with me i'm dying here OTL please please.

i'd like to write an "about xingqiu" but i bully my richboy son and he's already had like 12 other people comment on him in canon it's fine if ga-ming doesn't know him

everything's just for fun etc etc. don't take it too seriously

watch all of these be completely wrong!!!

similarly if any of these end up being right, i will SCREAM

the only ones i really really want to happen are with yun jin and xiao if they don't have voicelines i'll die

senior xiao comes from my headcanon (copium) that they'll keep the mentor disciple relationship (?) from that one concept art if you know you know. it also comes from this absolutely delicious fic

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alittlebirb · 2 years

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Some stuff and nonsense from the MCC Pride 22 Yellow Yaks!

CPK and Oli hanging out in order to record the event

Shubble being unsure whether Grian is alive while they wait for him to show signs of presence

Scott reassuring his chat that Owenge is in fact a streamer too, and not a random man he pulled off the street to watch him play MCC!

Grian decreeing that they have the "world's strongest Build Mart team!"

Grian freaking out that he's "forgotten all of Pete's training already!" at the start of Grid Runners.

"Grian's just gonna ragdoll and see where he lands, it's like in Gangbeasts." -Scott

"Pete's gonna be so proud of me, figuring out strategy!" -Grian

The gang deciding on positioning and Gem calling herself "Basement Girl."

Gem then promoting herself to "Ground Floor Girl".

Scott making a clock and everyone around him throwing redstone at him, just in case

Grian falling behind and running towards the exit door and everyone cheering him on, semi sarcastically

"You're doing amazing sweetie!" -Scott

"C'mon, emotional support straight!" -Gem

The bakery being so depleted from all the players devouring the cake supply that now they're just asking for them to make cakes for them, please

None of the builders being able to figure out the redstone for the final room right away

Everyone being so conditioned from previous GRs that they have to reload their definition of "beasts" for the chicken room

New drinking game! Take a drink every time Grian mentions his favorite MCC buddy Pete! It's happened 3 times so far!

Grian watching the Simmers do the redstone room and just saying "redstone is hard..."

Everyone getting so invested in Blue that they start shouting at the screen

"Grian has like, PTSD from being one coin behind in a Pride MCC." -Scott

Gem disappointingly saying they didn't get cosmetics this time, just breakfast...

Grian relating how one time he went to a US restaurant and ordered a child-sized serving of pancakes, and he had "far too many left over!"

"CHILDREN, HOW MANY PANCAKES ARE YOU EATING??" -Grian

Gem waiting to see when Grian would see the rainbow chicken in the cosmetics section and holding a running bet with her chat

Grian admitting he doesn't watch the update videos, getting lambasted by Scott, and demanding "I didn't start my stream until 8 minutes after the event, you think I have my life together??"

"My content is so poor that my cat can't even stand it!" -Grian

Scott lamenting that he can't call people hitting him a hate crime this time around, because almost everyone is queer!

"How can I weaponize my sexuality now??" -Scott

The Pridebowl PKT map being inspired by a League of Legends piece of art in which the flags were incorporated throughout the background

"Gimme some 🌶 spicy 🌶 callouts!" -Gem about PKT

Gem carrying the second round against Lime!

Everyone being terrified of Jojo hunting them

"I was humbled by that other team because I couldn't catch them." -Shubble as hunter

Gem suddenly becoming British while complaining about PKT?

"I like being British!" -Gem

Scott saying that Vixella "appeared below me like a shark hunting her prey!"

Grian admiring how good Zeuz is

Grian getting mixed up with Shubble and Gem's names many many times

"One of the girls!" -Shubble

"There's no way I should be alive right now, just so you're aware!" -Scott, fighting for his life against TapL

Scott somehow winning against TapL, getting in his head, and everyone surviving that round??

"Just so everyone knows, I have physically peaked tonight! Whether I go home with a coin or not, I've won!" -Scott

Scott then ascending in the decision dome, and being forced to give his Love Bow to Shubble

"Someone in my chat said <he's becoming gay god>. That, contrasted with another saying <he's being abducted>" -Scott

Scott calling the SG remix Pokémon!

Gem and Shelby being on the same wavelength today, The Girls™

Yellow being sacrificed for the Greater Gays in SG

Shubble reassuring everyone to not let it get to them, and Grian responding "it's gotten to me already! It's sitting on my spine!"

Scott and Shubble cheering on The Girls, and Scott saying that Jojo can make it solo, she doesn't have "solos" in her name for no reason

Scott trying to spectate Kara and continuously getting doors shut in his face

"This is very rude." -Scott

Grian warning Shubble "if you're a runner in Build Mart, our friendship might be on the line."

"I am no longer sure." -Shubble

"During Build Mart, our friendship goes into a little box. Afterwards it comes back out." -Grian

Everyone gathering and ascending into the flamingo together

The BB map only half loading, and Scott calling it a trust fall experience

Everyone planning to ride Grian during Terra Swoop Force in TGTTOS

Shubble and Geminislay carrying in the first round of BB!

"I really need to learn how to pvp." -Grian (please, sir)

"I killed Jojo, so it's like the equivalent of killing Dream, right?" -Grian

"I lost my plot armor, Dream killed me." -Grian

"It's fine Grian, it's non canon! It's the equivalent of another universe in comics!" -Scott

"I hit a man!" -Gem

Scott going out against Pink in a kamikaze potion of harming

"You get style points for that one." -Grian

Scott getting an ace against Orange! He's a PVP god!

"Grian's like, I aged 13 years, just in these last few games." -Scott

Grian and Scott both getting 420 coins in BB! Ayyyyy!

Grian scheduling himself to go to Ghana, and getting a little nervous about meeting with Nana and the village, as he is "a socially anxious man who has spent his mid 20's behind a computer screen".

Grian rambling about editing and his videos during the break so long that he completely forgets to get his anticipated glass of water

Everyone responding "Aye aye Captain!" to Grian directing in BM

Y'all I'm actually just watching in awe with my jaw dropped while Yellow absolutely dominates BM. I'm so impressed. They didn't move from first place ONCE.

Scott talking about how he and Shubble always hold hands during SOT

"I smell. I didn't smell before this, but now I smell." -Grian

Gem deciding she'd going to punch and be a menace this TGTTOS, and everyone telling her it's fine, it's non canon, it won't hurt her vibe.

Wilbur joining the vc on Shubble's account and talking with Grian and Gem during AR, because he heard "it's Ace Race time."

"Scott sounds a little different." -Gem

Wilbur beginning his AR podcast in his "sensual voice" with Grian and Gem listening in shocked horror while he talks about "doing" her, how he's "a bit of a demon" with both AR and SOT, discusses the intimate workings of his complex relationship, and him and Grian agreeing to both put each other down for teams next MCC

Shubble giving her account to Wilbur for AR, and Scott giving his account to Owen, saying if Owen gets top 3 he'll donate 1000 pounds (he did)

Gem getting her best AR performance yet with Wilbur in her ear

"I just want Wilbur to know that my chat did not enjoy that. He was talking to Ace Race, but it was a little bit charged." -Grian

"When the wall says Gay, you shout Gay!" -Scott about HITW

Gem and Scott missing the yellow platforms this time around, while Shubble is glad to have the HITW she knows and loves back

"Yellow! That's...the color of the wall. I'm not speaking again." -Shubble

Everyone calling the Green wall "Grian, Grian, Grian."

"Shelby it's Hole In The Wall, not Ace In The Wall, so you had your game." -Scott

Shelby tragically dying to a zombie and saying "that's it, I'm getting toxic with my eggs now."

"Noo there's so many mobs!" -Gem

"You're welcome!" -Scott

Grian winning the second round and SCREAMING into the mic!

"Grian is reaching octaves previously unknown to man!" -Scott

"Grian just picks a new game each MCC to pop off this time." -Scott after Grian gets in the top 5 players of HITW

"When the stars align, I'll pop off in every game!" -Grian

Scott introducing everyone to the Hard Button™ in Terra Swoop Force

The NPCs in TGTTOS being the straight MCC players

Scott and Shubble getting into a cycle of getting on top of each other

"Me and Shelby keep mounting each other!" -Scott

Owen and Scott reading out Gumi's message demanding which "BOOT LICKING BEAN SLURPING FELLAS" HIT HER in tandem

Owen encouraging Scott to be nice, and then watching him get hit and doing a heel turn straight into KILL THE MAN

Everyone continuously mourning that if they'd just gotten a normal Survival Games...

Geminislay carrying TGTTOS!

Scott and Gem getting wings, becoming " a gay butterfly" and "a pride fairy!"

Shubble and Scott calling for donations to them, two gays

"They say charity starts at home, and home is me!" -Scott

Shubble breathing heavily and murmuring "Let us in." about 20v20 DB

Grian asking "is this what is was like to watch me?" during Red's 1v3

Grian taking a moment to address this one guy Brady in the chat who has been consistently asking how Maui and Pearl are doing the entire tournament, and saying "they're doing great, they're my cats, they're all cute and snuggly!"

Gem just admiring her pride wings and comparing them to her Empires wings

Grian killing his one-sided arch nemesis, Zeuz, in the 20v20

"I ate it." -Grian after dying

"That one almost came for me, I felt it on my chin!" -Shubble

Shubble almost rounding out her MCC story by doing a Shubble once again in the 20v20, but losing to Jacksepticeye

"He's an ally, he's carrying a gay!" -Scott about Grian's gay chicken buddy

Yellow Yaks finished MCC Pride 22 in 4th place!

#mcc #mccp 22 #grian #geminitay #shubble #scott smajor #this was an incredibly fun event #it was so good to have bm back babeyyyy #happy pride everyone! I hope every person has a great time <333 #mccp22 #mcc pride 22 #birb's mcc recaps

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skaruresonic · 6 months

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>>pls give Shadow something to do. (stares at a flaming car wreck) actually, you know what, never mind, I'm good. >>the psychic damage you receive from increasingly Hautte Takes that either infantilize Shadow or portray him as an angst vehicle stacks and produces a poison effect. in other words: oof ouch ow my soul >>Shadow angst no longer packing the punch that it used to because by now you've seen it all. And you're internally begging somebody, anybody, to do some shit with him that has nothing to do with Maria or the ARK >>his backstory is plenty tragic already, why are you heaping even more suffering on him. it's not gonna change anything or provide more insight into his character. stop that. >>"if I see one more ~spicy plot twist~ that involves Maria's memory in some way, I'm gnawing on drywall" >>when they make Shadow wax poetic about his fee-fees while calling it "depth." have none of you heard of a kuudere >>God Maekawa can we pls not stuff him into a capsule for the 400th time >>people implying Shadow's base character isn't enough and he needs to be "improved" somehow: ahaha are we here just to suffer >>the eternal irritation of hearing everyone and their brother push the "Shadow mandates" urban legend as truth, when in fact it was the world's largest fandom-wide game of telephone started by some rando on Reddit with absolutely no receipts or proof >>no, he was not tortured by the ARK researchers, they were working on weapons R&D. even if we assumed they were all evil mustache-twirlers, they wouldn't have had the time to strap him to a table. you would know this if you played SA2. >>actually, have you played SA2? >>Shadow would not fucking Say That >>he definitely would not fucking Do That >>conversely, this is not inherently OOC because he has said it in a game before >>actually does have gripes with how limited Shadow's role is in the games while also appreciating the character ST established, but doesn't know how to walk that tightrope without accidentally coming across as "agreeing" with the bullshit idea of fictitious Shadow mandates, or otherwise coming across as though I think ST can never mishandle Shadow, which just isn't true >>you do realize Shadow has flaws right. like he's actually kinda mean and dislikable sometimes. I know, I love him too, but I also have chronic Mean Fictional Man(tm) brainrot and would rather you not sand off his rough edges, pls and thank >>has anyone in this Chili's played Battle? I feel like such a broken record whenever I ask but it seems to need asking pretty often >>reads a headcanon and eyes instantly glaze over because what follows is usually a bunch of uncorroborated bullshit stitched together with loose conjecture >>hehe reticent black hedgie. why are you such a cactus.

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wandawiccan60 · 2 years

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Happy Birthday Special

How I Think Tom Hardy Characters Think of Their Birthday???🎂🥳

A/N: Hey everyone I hope you guys are having a wonderful day and I am taking the time today to make this fun and cute post of what I think every Tom Hardy character will react or think when ist their birthday. This is on behave of Tom Hardy’s birthday today and I wanted to do this for fun and just being overpassionate for this man. I hope you guys enjoy this cute and fun post and please again reblog, comment, and follow I would appreciate it a lot and I want to thank as always for you guys for the follow you guys rule!!! And without further ado. Enjoy!!!

The Kray Twins(Reggie & Ronnie): Legend

🧡🥃✨: Being the Princes of East London, they would most definitely celebrate the whole entire night at The Esmeralda Barn. Reggie would be in his own world with friends, colleagues, and especially with Frances who is dear and precious to him.

Ronnie however, would spend time with Teddy and mostly wants to do something “spicy” when he gets back home and smoke a big cigar and be the king he feels he always is. Pretty much if any of the two get drunk they would definitely get in a fistfight if Ronnie or Reggie says something idiotic but would still have a good time since they are both brothers since they've been in their mother's womb.

Eames: Inception

🕰️♟️❣: A thief and a doppelganger, he wouldn't be much of a party person but instead want to spend his time with the people he loves without celebrating without having a cake, presents, etc. He would rather want to maybe have a special someone by his side and possibly if mostly if that someone would be his companion and the love of his life. He would feel appreciated and that would be his special present for the rest of his life.

Tommy Conlon: Warrior

🥊🤎🧡: Tommy is the quietest and very antisocial person to ever walk in Philadelphia. An ex-marine and MMA fighter he wouldn't want to celebrate his birthday with anybody, especially with his family that he is not even close to. He would rather be alone and by himself not wanting any type of attention from nobody since he is a lone wolf himself. However, for a while later, Tommy would then feel lonely, and depressed, and would likely want to have some company around. He would then have the courage to call his brother Brandon and his dad Paddy if they want to go anywhere to eat. At the end of the night, he would feel more grateful to have his dad and brother around. Without them, he would be lost and since it is his special day he would want now to spend more time with the only family he has forever.

Eddie Brock/Venom: Venom

💙🖤🍫: Venom would likely want to get a huge chocolate cake for his best friend, knowing that Ann has Dan now. But Eddie would appreciate it so much on Venom that he wants to make Eddie the best birthday in his life. They would then go on a motorcycle ride and enjoy the nightly lit city of San Fransisco while Venom would feel the cool breeze on his face(except with no hair). But moreover, Eddie would love it if he could share this special day with someone knowing he wants Ann by his side but that won't be possible. But in time Eddie would end up finding someone and after every birthday he gets that special someone who would mostly do things that would be something precious and memorable.

Alfie Solomon’s: Peaky Blinders

🍞✨🤎: Alfie would pretty much close his rum distillery since he doesn't want to know anything about business since it is his day of course. Alfie is a party animal he would mostly spend his day at Margate and drink, dancing, and sing, and hire a band to play some music, and invite his close friends that he thinks to deserve to come to his home. Alfie would in that same night maybe find the love of his life and maybe just maybe they both might end up doing a “one-night stand” if you catch my drift. Probably that person and Alfie would get along well afterward and who knows that someone will change his life forever not expecting to have such a gift in his life.

James Keziah Delaney: Taboo

🎩💀🩸: James is the type of person who is the least worried to celebrate the day of his birth. He has the mentality of a businessman, wanting vengeance from the bloody East Company that wants the land of his mother's birthland Nootka Sound. He worries to have everything in his hands that his father has left behind for his son. But somehow just maybe someone on the brink of all the dark clouds and shadows there would be someone who would embrace him for being alive and wanting him to know that he is special in his own way. James would find it unusual at first but after some realization, he would appreciate it besides taking the souls of those that deceive him or threaten to end his life.

Charlie Bronson: Bronson

🕶️🤎👊🏻: Bronson is the man who would want to make his birthday someone BRILLIANT, Out of this world, and would love to release so much chaos inside the prison. He demands a cake, some of his favorite food, and most of all let everyone know who the fuckin’ boss is inside the walls he has been caged for so many years. He would also demand to have a day off and away from his cage but it wouldn’t really last for much since he might end up getting into a fight with some random twat and forcefully get back to prison. But to Bronson, it would be the best day of his life knowing that freedom was around him but yet again his home is in prison.

Bane: The Dark Knight Rises

🖤🦇❄️: Bane would have no time celebrating himself for he only wants to do is conquer, take over Gotham, his relationship with The League, and kill the Batman(Bruce Wayne). He never really saw the point of celebrating his day when he was born into a world that is filled with darkness, madness, and overall feeling like there is sometimes no purpose in life. But there is one person that he only cares to have and protect and that is the child he saved from the darkest and deepest depths of The Pit. Talia Al’ Ghul for Bane is the only reason he is still alive and just having a small celebration with her is enough for him to care for and want.

Max Rockatansky: Mad Max: Fury Road

💥🧡☀️: Max wouldn’t remember much about his birthday, since he has lost his will to live, his family, and himself mentally. He would just spend his life roaming around the endless Wasteland and just survive in a crazy world where everyone thinks they are crazy including himself. But if maybe just one person could bring his insanity back he would still think it is pointless to remember and to even mention it again. However, if that ever happens if that one person does make some sense to him again, he would embrace his day and appreciate having that special person to bring his old life back into a world where there is nothing but dust and survival of the fittest.

Tuck Hansen(Blue Eyes): This Meas War

🧡⌚️😊: Tuck would be the type of person to want to celebrate his birthday without a care in the world. With or without friends he would make a wild party inside his mind and drink all night long, get himself a cake to celebrate, food, and mostly just be a one-night man with himself. But he would much rather want to share his day with someone special even if he had tried to win Lauren’s heart he also had his son in mind. And so he took his son out for dinner and even though his ex-wife is not present he appreciated a lot to have his only son here with him knowing Tuckk loves him to death. But after some time later he then would find himself with the love of his life and would preserve such a treasure that he wants to spend his entire time with that person.

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locria-writes · 2 years

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hi, welcome to my ted talk where i gush about my good and unproblematic children who accidentally help set in motion everything bad that happened leading up to the personal writing catastrophe that i've yet to name :D also not this soft enemies-to-friends-to-lovers arc

lan xiaoyun (兰霄云) aka local friendly nihilist aka friendly neighbourhood miser

24, single, very much ready to not mingle

thinks she's in a psychological military horror-drama (she's half-wrong)

only became a sergeant major in the earth coalition military bc there were too many ppl dead and they needed to fill in ranks. resigned the first chance they accepted lol

should probably see a therapist and stop seeing alcohol and sleeping pills as her best friends

needs to get a hobby

absurdly high standards for beauty/handsomeness

would be on an episode of extreme couponing ngl

natural-born bully, actively tries to not bully but can't help herself. doesn't help that she's just a naturally blunt person, but she does have a filter

aspires to be in a permanent head-empty state, does not like thinking, but works a cognitive-intense job and is renowned for her ability to pull absurdly long hours with minimal sleep

hates sweet food, prefers spicy and sour

may or may not have a slight brocon but it's okay he's dead lol

is 157cm, therefore radiates the same energy as a feral chihuahua

is ambivalent and not averse to sex and kissing on the first date, or even just hookups

watched her 3 previous bfs die brutal deaths (#1 in an exploding ship, #2 had his face smashed in, #3 vapourized), so she's kinda convinced anyone she dates is gonna die brutally and it's her fault

florentius asturias aka overgrown puppy when in love aka wholesome lad

30, single, very much ready to mingle if it's xiaoyun

thinks he's in a family friendly romcom (he's half-right)

prodigal venator pilot, equally prodigal commander, a marshal in concordia and basically one of their living legends

25% kind and altruistic, 25% honest and forthcoming, 25% patient, 10% calculating, 5% pragmatic, 5% charming, 5% clumsy = 100% endearing

has good taste, but always picks the worst people for his current state aka he chased upward when he was down and is now chasing down when he's up

also really needs to get a hobby

had two messy breakups in the past (#1 broke up to marry someone richer, #2 was just a mess with infidelity), but is surprisingly still an optimistic romantic

known to be stoic and aloof to his subordinates and colleagues, but is actually a big softie on the inside and is very emotive

a true gentleman, chugs his respect women juice and has indeed killed people who don't

extremely competent at his job, but is actually kinda useless otherwise; man can't cook, can't decorate for shit, has no hobbies, but since he's 190cm, can be used as a very pretty and motivational ladder

currently being exiled to bad baby jail (less lucrative post) by his superior bc he's not married and initially had no intentions of getting hitched

unabashedly a sweet tooth, has never hid it, will never hide it, and shouts it proudly from the rooftops

does not believe in sex on the first date, or even kissing on the first date, does not believe in hookups (for himself) either

is convinced this relationship will work out since she hasn't managed to kill him the previous 48 times she tried

#marginally writing related #they give the same energy as the 'someone is going to die -' 'of fun! :D' meme #once i finish their backstories i might post it they form cool parallels and he's a great foil for her older bro #her sibset is cute i like it her brother is sun she's cloud and her sister is rainbow v cute my proudest sibset yet #unironically i think he would have a live laugh love thing in his house bc he would've gotten it as a joke and kept it #his subordinates and colleagues are all assholes and he's just there vibing in his wholesomeness how iconic #all of her colleagues are just as messy as she is so that dynamic is a trainwreck #it's also really funny that she just assumes he's a rich boy without any hard evidence and gives him a hard time bc of it bby no stop pls #anyway i'm glad to report their second date went much smoother bc he learns v quickly #he did such a good job he even earned himself a kiss on the cheek and bby boy was so proud of that

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whaleofatjme1920 · 3 years

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may i please have some soft jeff hc 🙏🏻 i love that man sm please - twilight anon

Soft Jeff the Killer Headcanons

You absolutely may!

So, not many people acknowledge it, but Jeff has a really strong sense of justice.

I'm talking that he firmly believes you only pick on people your own size. Never smaller. If he sees proxies mistreating independents, he will absolutely throw hands with the proxies because independents are HIS business.

He is an independent after all!

Jeff has such a soft spot for furry animals, but especially dogs. He adores dogs. And dogs adore him!

I swear his true best friend is Smile dog.

He will give that dog so many treats despite knowing damn well that's a whole demon just taking the form of a dog.

Jeff's relationship with EJ is pretty solid too. They're polar opposites but just click and often have each other's back like no one else.

BEN has always gotten along with Jeff. They can talk just by looking at each other.

I get the vibe he likes Doja Cat. I think that's soft. He won't let anyone know that though,,,,,,,

Jeff is surprisingly emotionally intelligent. Does he always use that? No, but when he does, he gives some of the most solid support and advice - on all facets. Emotional, physical, and mental.

Jeff really likes mornings. He's terrible at getting up, but he just loves seeing the sun come up. It just makes him happy, he can't really explain it. He's the kind of guy to sit on the porch, cup of coffee or something and watch the sun rise.

He actually sleeps more during the day—but he does like the way the sun peeks over the horizon.

Don't get him wrong though, he loves the night too. He likes wandering around and just going to places other people wouldn't. Alleyways, abandoned places, just exploring.

Jeff likes the lights of cities over the stars ngl. He gets a rush being on a high rise's balcony and seeing the buildings lit up.

Jeff is a pretty good friend too. He will always make you laugh, even if it's inappropriate.

He's still rough around the edges though, but he cares.

Honestly if you feed him he'll like you. He's like a feral dog. Feed him and sometimes run your fingers through his hair and he's probably going to like you.

You can touch his hair, but only if he absolutely trusts you. It's actually not that greasy - he's surprisingly good at taking care of it.

If he does like you, please braid his hair or do something with it lmfao. It's so relaxing to him.

He giggles more than he'd like to admit.

He has like, three white hoodies he moves through. They're all blood stained but he calls that character. They don't actually smell like iron though, they mostly smell like balsawood.

Please make this man wear facemasks to rehydrate his skin. He's open to it but you gotta bully him into doing it.

Jeff is attempting to learn how to cook.

If he likes you he might call you "babe" or "doll". This isn't even romantic, he just likes giving nicknames to people.

I've written in some of my other works "sunshine," "sunspot," and "bird" as some of his favorites to use - bird only comes with people he GENUINELY cares for. Again, doesn't have to be romantic.

You can honestly get high with him, he's really fun to be high with.

He will go to weird chain restaurants with you at 2 am. Like McDonalds. You want that? okay, get in the car.

He honestly won't harm smaller things, especially animals.

He likes spicy food. The spicier the better.

Jeff is pretty nomadic - I think all the creeps are, but Jeff especially. He kinda just wants to see the whole of the US, maybe other places who knows.

Everyone knows about him, and that honestly stresses him out ever so slightly? The fact that so many people know him as a legend means he has a name to live up to. He escapes this by wandering, not speaking to anyone. Maybe EJ and Smile, that's it.

He plays video games with BEN. They end up stopping like halfway through just to talk.

Honestly Jeff is really good at conversation, it's just that seldom break down his walls to actually see that. BEN, and EJ were able to do that and they see a side of Jeff that just doesn't exist to anyone else.

When it rains, Jeff takes naps. Just curls up by the window and listens to the rain falling on the earth. It's super peaceful for him.

I also think he took up guitar. It just seems like something he'd do. Sometimes, if you're in the same house as him and really, really quiet, you can hear him playing it. He's getting better.

This man doesn't know how to accept compliments and will often deflect it like "you're lying," at worst and "you're better though" at best.

He hums to himself a lot. Also has a habit of talking to himself.

Just let him do that - it's how he processes stuff.

Jeff has a strange affinity for candles. He just thinks they're neat. There's literally no practical reason for him and candles, he just likes them. Is it the scent? The color? Who knows.

He tells stories like no one else! Sit by the campfire with him and listen to his wacky tales.

He will,,,,, tell you bs about other people he's met, mostly if they deserve it.

Jeff really likes games - from monopoly to cards against humanity and even chess. He likes that stuff. The more people involved, the better.

He has one knife he favors over all the others, has named it, but acts like he hasn't.

Jeff doesn't mind being alone or with other people, but he'll never actually say which he's preferring in the moment.

He's rough okay. He's just not that soft of a guy, but it shows. It shows in how gentle he is with the stray dogs he befriends in whatever neighborhood he's in, how he'll protect those he perceives as weaker than him, how he's willing to talk people down from their emotional highs even if it's an ungodly hour of the day, how he acts like an older brother if he likes you and will give you tough love when he thinks you need it.

Jeff has his moments, and sometimes, they're good.

#jeff the killer #creepypasta headcanon #jeff the killer x reader #creepypasta #creepypasta x reader #creepypasta jeff the killer #jtk

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verobatto · 3 years

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Unrequited Destiel...

The Legend of The Sun and The Moon

I just wanted to explain in a few words to those that are asking why Dean didn't reply to Cas or why is Jensen talking about angelical way to feel things.

I know they're a lot of post saying WE TOLD YOU THIS AND THAT, and is true. Because if you read my Destiel Chronicles from the beginning, you will see I ALWAYS CALLED THE UNREQUITED LOVE FROM CAS AND DEAN'S POV.

Some of you disbelieves this idea, but is the only way to intepretate why Destiel is the slowest slow burn ever.

No more intro, let's suffer together...

Season 4 and 5 JUST A FLIRTING GAME

Once Dean was pulled out from Hell, Castiel wanted to talk with him. He didn't wait a second. Things blew and it was messy, and even Bobby was scared that that thing would hurt his idjit. But it was just Cas, trying to speak with Dean, desperately trying to reach him in his true form. Why? Because he wanted to talk with him. He had to explain Dean's mission but also, he felt fascinated. And even more after their first meeting face to face when he was finally able to find a vessel.

And Dean just it took him just a little of his time to feel the same fascination. The almighty angel, that could see right through his soul.

But also the angel that said things like...

And we have the handprint too, such an intimate sign between these two.

Castiel showing him, honestly showing him with words and actions, his special interest on him:

"My superiors begun to question my sympathies. I was getting too close to the humans in my charge. You."

How would Dean take this here? The poor guy just decided to check out the angel, and speechless as he was at that moment, couldn't reply to it. "Is he flirting with me? Does he know how gay this sounds?"

Then Cas rebel against Heaven for Dean. Dean pushed him, the whole he pushed Cas to help him. If you rewatch season 4 Dean is constantly asking Cas to help him. Because he already know Cas was different. Because he felt Cas was his friend, his ally, and something else it was growing up in his chest.

While Cas pushed him against the wall, cut his forearm and drew the sigil, Dean's face is full of awe. He can't believe this soldier powerful angel is doing this for him.

And then... "We're making it up as we go."

Gif credit @cyxnrose

The beginning of season 5 is a very busy Cas searching for God, but also, the flirtation begins. Dean is like a cute boy flirting with his crush. The second meaning jokes, trying to figure out if Cas catch it is hilarious. But he will understand 'Cas doesn't understand that reference.'

From Dean's POV in these two season, we coul under he thinks angels are junk less.

Season 6: The profound Bond and the Longing

The romantic feeling from both sides began to flow even more when Castiel goes into the black side, and the first Destiel break up appears infron of our eyes in the middle of a very romantic scenes.

Gif credit @starlightcastiel

Gif credit @inacatastrophicmind

The last gif is out of discussion, bot men looking at each other with sad eyes, longing and as if their conversation isn't over. Dean being disappointed at Cas and Cas trying to make him see his point. Everything he does, he does it for Dean.

And now we know why it is.

Season 7: Mourning Dean and the Jealousy

Even with Showrunner Sera Gamble trying to focus Dean's morning into a Wincest subtext, we had put king Ben Edlund came to the rescue in episode 7x09.

Putting things in order, we were faced with Dean's source of depression: Castiel's death.

So, after that, when Cas really comes back, the reunion is another romantic movie. The MEMORY LOST trope.

And then... Castiel's pseudo wife...

The trope is getting better with the spicy Jealousy in Dean's eyes.

Gif credit @impalaofgrace

So he can't completely enjoy Cas is back because:

1) He doesn't remember him: so, how can be mad or anything else if Cas doesn't remember any details of their break up?

2)The guy has a wife! Okay, so, he has a wife, he easily got a wife from... Nowhere?

And then Meg comes and he is Jealous all over again!

Dean is a really mess of feelings, but in the end, when Cas recalls everything, and when I say everything, i mean Dean, because the majority of his memories was him, Dean just pulls out from his car Castiel's bloody trenchcoat and gives it him back!

So, if there was any doubts about why was Dean mourning and depressed for, we have the confirmation!

Then, let's turn the page, because now is Cas the mess... Depressed and suffering, because he almost destroy heaven, but, do you know what cares the most to Cas and when he cheers up? Yes...

When Dean says... "I RATHER JAVE YOU, CURSED OR NOT" Castiel immediately changed his face, he smiles, and kept staring at Dean with heart eyes. He was happy because Dean was forgiving him. Because since he recovered his memories, the biggest cause of it was Dean's rejection. Dean not being able to forgive him. That was the main cause of his sadness. That's why he avoided reality, he didn't have a cause, because his cause was Dean and Dean was mad at him. But now? Cas is happy again. That's why he decides to come back to battle. "I'll go with you."

Season 8 Purgatory of love and Pining!Dean

Okay, is in this season, Carver era, when Dean's POV has a turning point about Castiel and his true feelings for him and is in this season, when Dean starts pining strongly for the angel, and feeling his love is unrequited.

The cause of it, is Purgatory. The Purity about Purgatory resided in the capacity of that place to resides in abolish every human necessity to let the mind to focused in what really matters. In this case for Dean was SURVIVE AND CAS.

So we can say that what remained pure in Dean's heart was TO FIND CASTIEL.

That's why he prayed to him every night, and that's why in the moment Cas CONFESS he ran away to protect him, something in Dean changes forever.

Gif credit @agusvedder

If you pay attention to Dean's face reaction here, is the expression of the man that realizes in that precisely moment his feelings for Castiel. Even Cas stares to a side, because there was Benny watching them, and the thing he was about to say it was too intimate. I did it to protect you.

Dean, the Big Protector, is being protected by Castiel. So, in Purgatory, Dean Winchester find out his not platonic love for his best friend.

Then we had the entire season with pining!Dean and deception.

Dean's mind invented one excuse for Castiel running away from him because thinking his best friend abbandoned him, was just too painful. He does this again when Cas pushed him inside the gate and he stays in Purgatory. Dean just rewrote in his mind the whole sequence. Imagining that Cas was defeated. But the reality was, Castiel wanted to stay. And when Cas reveals this truth to the hunter, Dean's face is a mix of deep sadness and deception. He felt really rejected by his friend. He felt his unrequited romantic love for him. But he will feel it more stronger in the crypt scene, with the brainwashing and how Castiel's love for Dean broke th connection. But he left. That was a real rejection the hunter barely could handled.

Season 9: Pinning!Castiel and Human!Cas

When Cas became Human, he has to face all the intensity of human's feelings. In this season, is time for our angel to realize his romantic love for the hunter.

Castiel will mirroring Dean's pining in season 8, and he will also feel rejected by him.

Just like Dean in season 8, Castiel will feel his romantic love is unrequited, after Dean kicked him out from the bunker, being this the parallel to the crypt scene.

But then Cain's mark comes, and everything gets worst.

Season 10: Castiel is Dean's Colette

The whole Cain's mark was the visual sign of the Destiel handprint (profound bond) attempt of break.

With Cain and Dean going through a perfect parallelism in which Crowley was placed in the friend's spot, Sam in the brother's spot and Castiel in Colette's spot. Blatant and canon exposure of what Cas means for Dean.

But now, is time for Dean, after came back for being a demon, to feel unrequited again. And this is a detail that could be not seen, but it caught my attention.

CASTIEL: At least temporarily. It’s a long story. Crowley, stolen grace. There’s a female outside in the car.

This is what Castiel says when he goes into Dean's room and after Dean praises him...

Gif credit @inacatastrophicmind

Dean had been with Crowley when he was a demon this whole time, so Cas was heartbroken. Even this season opens with a very depressed Castiel in the bed just let himself die because Dean was gone. So, that's why Cas says this.

So you went with Crowley, i have a female in my car. See? I don't need you.

He was Jealous, and now Dean gets Jealous, but he also gets the sensation again of his love for Castiel is unrequited.

The episode that followed this one, Dean goes into a blind date with random chick he took from a date app (very ooc, but he did it because he had his heart broken and because he thought CAS had cheated on him while he was gone as a demon.)

Season 11: Dean resist a forced bond with Amara because he's bonded with Castiel

Season 11 is a blatant exposure of Dean's feelings for Castiel. There a lot of hints throughout the season telling us Dean is in love, just like in season 9 there was hints of this with Castiel. (Again, mirroring each other).

Dean resisted Amara because of his love for Castiel. But Cas is oblivious about this.

When Castiel is possesed by Lucifer, Dean switch's into desperate mode. If he was worried about his attraction for Amara, now the only thing he cares was Castiel, exposing again WHO DEAN IS IN LOVE WITH.

But when Dean wanted to rescue Castiel, and Cas didn't want to come back to him, it hurt him worst. Again, just like in season 8, Dean can't handle Cas doesn't want to come back with him (first from Purgatory and now from being possesed). Again Dean feels rejected and unrequited. That's why when Cas is back and the end of the world is close... Dean says these words...

"You're our brother, Cas. I want you to know that."

And Cas' face...

Gif credit @mad-as-a-box-of-frogs

That's a man with the heart broken, mostly because we know now he was in love with Dean CANON FACT! (sobbing louder).

Season 12 and the confusing I LOVE YOU

This season was full of married couple situations, but mostly, we had Castiel's I Love You in the barn, before "dying".

At first Dean thinks the angel was saying this as goodbye, expressing into words his feelings for the Winchesters. Because as and angel, maybe Cas was feeling he has to protect them all. But then he says this singular I Love You to Dean, and the guy doesn't know how to take it. It was a platonic ILY? A non platonic ILY? Does angels feel the same like us? Does he sees me as a brother? Dean was truly a mess, so he decides to respond to that with a Mixtape.

But, when Castiel disappears for days, he sinks again into that sensation of unrequited romantic love.

Then Cas comes back, and then he goes away again, and then he dies.

Season 13: The reunion and the meaning of Castiel coming back

Dean's mourning for Cas can't be interpreted otherwise than LOSING THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE.

And the longing for his angel plus some Nougat powers, brought him back.

The thing is, Dean didn't expr as his feeling for Castiel and when the angel asked him that he needed to believed that he came back for a reason, Dean goes...

Gif credit @inacatastrophicmind

This sound like if he was recruiting Cas for war. And Cas' took it as that. So he came back to soldier angel mode. Because, okay, if Dean and Sam needed him to fight, he will fight.

Unrequited Love again.

Season 14 Healing Dean and the prelude of the break up

Post-possesed Dean is a follow up of self knowledge and self growing. He was healing the whole season.

But in episode 14x04 we heard Dean being Jealous or hurt because Castiel didn't go to rescue him and then because he goes into hunts with Jack. Unrequited love again.

Did Cas miss me as I missed him?

Is the first time Dean will actually name the word LOVE talking with the kid.

And then Mary dies and everything is a mess.

Dean yells YOU ARE DEAD TO ME, and how sad that sounds now that the angel had died again. Saving his life.

Dark clouda over our ship...

Season 15: And Maybe is not too late...

In season 15 we lived the angst of the Destiel break up, but then their reunion in Purgatory was beautiful.

Again, facing the fact that he could lost Cas one more time, Dean went down on his knees and prayed to him, and because he was in Purgatory, his heart and mind were released from any distraction, and he was plenty focused in the love he feels for his angel.

He cried, and begged for him to come back.

And he found him, following his heart, the profound bond he has with Castiel.

But, when he was about to say something that he hadn't said in the prayer, Castiel cut him off. So... Again the hunter had to swallow his words and the unrequited love punch him again.

Then... Castiel's romantic love confession took Dean by surprise, because, now that you read all the clues i gave you and i convinced you that Dean and Cas thought their love were unrequited, you will understand Dean's reaction.

Gif credit @spnsmile

Dean didn't can't believe Cas had loved him the way he does this whole time and now, he will lose him again. Is too much pain he can't handle.

For a lot of reasons we had analyzed so many times (Dean's arc has to have a closure expressing his ILY to the angel, the Empty plot is not ended, Etc) Is logical to think Cas will come back in the last episode, and this slow burn story will end with them being together, finally.

To Conclude:

The legend of the Sun and the Moon talks about two lovers that can't be reunited but they love each other deeply.

Is accurate with Destiel, because these two men had always being pining for each other but never be able to be together as they wish.

Castiel always thinking Dean doesn't reciprocate his romantic feeling for him and Dean thinking because Cas is an angel, he doesn't love him back romantically.

The Sacred Oath always playing in Castiel's POV as an impediment too and Dean's love clocked in shame too.

The deal with the Empty had been settled as we suspected in season 14, as a romantic plot. So, it has to have a closure.

These thoughts are based on the volumes from my assay "The Destiel Chronicles", currently in it's 87th volume.

See you soon! Have faith!

Destiel Is Forever!

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dire-crowley-apologist · 2 years

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A bunch of bullshit word vomit about my oc

Tw: slight mention of s*icide

Aster the non magic human who got pulled into twisted wonderland a few years before MC. He's 27 and he had actually died back in whatever dimension he belonged to but now he's in this whack ass world alive and technically well. Crowley uses him to do tasks that he's either too busy to do or just didn't want to and he's gotten pretty used to the day to say goings-on at the school. He's stubborn and talks and very much like "fuck them kids" when something happens. He also back talks and out right refuses to do shit at times. He's very much a self indulgent oc X3 so potentially not lore friendly

Aster (nicknamed: Ash) throwing an absolute fit because he can't get a God damn energy drink in this fuck ass world

He's very much a "this is fucking stupid, I'm leaving." Type

He keeps to the "shadows" and out of public view of the students. The only ones who really knows he exists are older students who were there when he showed up and the staff and no ones really allowed to talk about it. Of course, rumors make their rounds about a supposed urban legend that involves Aster. Crowley tends to keep him close. Why? Aster shrugs "I don't know. Cause he's fucking weird?"

He's just trying to enjoy his lunch but he's being bothered by more busy work

Aster: Self care hack: pretend you're sim that has no choice

A normal conversation between Crowley and Aster

Aster has absolutely 100% barked at Crewel with an absolute straight face, threw some finger guns and left.

Aster is just a depressed dude living at a fucked up school where a normal day literally does not exists.

"[ ] overblotted!"

Aster munching on a brownie "That sucks."

he got the brownie from Crowley in exchange for doing something for him

Aster @ Crewel: That's not very live, laugh, love of you

Aster when Crowley asks him to do literally anything: In this economy?!

It's either "in this economy?!" Or "it's gonna cost ya." If Aster goes along with anything without complaining or asking for something in return then something is wrong and maybe whoever is asking should rethink.

At some point after MC shows up Aster makes more appearances in the public eye to help out as like a weird form of kinship but absolutely does peace out when shit gets too annoying

praise is the real trick to getting Aster to do anything and Crewel found that real quick

Aster also loves spicy food

Man eats hot peppers as snacks practically

Crowley really has no real power over him cause any like thinly veiled threat is responded with "okay, and?" Funny enough the one who seems to hold the leash is Crewel since he figured out the trick so to speak. Aster still back talks and grumbles but he usually gets whatever is asked of him done without issue. He isn't happy about it! He definitely isn't happy about being praised and being called a good boy!! He isn't a dog God damn it!!

am I shipping aster with bird and dog man? Absolutely! Mans got two hands.

Aster when the overblotting shit kicks off: I don't know what's going on but I do know I don't want to be a part of it. leaves to go take a nap or something

also Aster died via s*icide though he doesn't remember it nor does he remember much about his past life now that he's in twisted wonderland. He does have a scar around his throat like a rope had been wrapped tightly around it.

Idk why Aster being canonically dead and Crowley fucking knowing that is just so fucking funny to me

Aster is such a tsundere

And can not handle being flirted with. Aster.exe has stopped working

Aster: This feels like an airport

Aster: I'm 27 years old. I have no money and no prospects.

"If you have no money how do you have all this stuff?"

Aster: I think you should stop asking questions.

Aster @ Crowley: Whats yours is mine and what's mine is also mine.

When bird, dog and Aster get together the dog is the one who holds the brain cell but even then they end up is some really dumb situations

Aster @ Ace, Deuce and Grim: My brothers in christ, this is maidenless behavior.

Aster being told that he's starting to act like Crowley a little bit and having a crisis about it

Aster: I DO NOT ACT LIKE THAT CROW!!!

the whole student body watching these two idiots dancing around the fact that they like each other

Aster: This is the worst day of my life.

Crowley: The worst day of your life so far.

Crowley: excludingthattimeyoukilledyourself

Aster: What?

Crowley: Nothing, nothing. :)

Aster being an absolute brat to Crowley but then ready the throw the fuck down when anyone says something like HEY THATS MY BIRD TO BULLY, JACKASS

Aster absolutely has a praise kink

AAAAAAA

Crewel pointing out that Aster is spending too much time with Crowley because his bad habits are starting to rub off on him.

Aster getting all flustered and saying that his bad habits are his own a-and nobody else's and that he definitely isn't spending nearly all his time around Crowley that his picking up some of the birds mannerisms

Aster: I would kill for an Arizona green tea right about now.

And last but not least, a kitty Aster

#disney twst #twisted wonderland #twst #twst oc

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