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floweypilled · 13 hours
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born to draw pretty things forced to be Bad
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somewillwin · 8 months
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Damn I had too! AJJSJSJJS I love them so much. 🫠🫠🫠🫠
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littlekhada · 1 month
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Admiral Vanto?
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herstuf · 1 year
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Steve and Eddie form a very strange almost-friendship after the whole Vecna thing that is entirely reliant on the kids being little shits and then rolling their eyes at each other about it. They bond over finding ways to drive Dustin crazy, and the fact that Dustin thinks it’s so weird that they became actual friends even with all the Vecna stuff.
And then Eddie asks Steve if he wants to join DnD one day and Steve actually agrees and Dustin Loses His Shit.
He talks about it nonstop the entire week leading up to the session, hypes it up while simultaneously berating Steve for never agreeing before. Eddie and Steve continue to trade eye rolls over his head every time.
Then the session arrives and Steve is definitely confused. The character sheets are complicated, the multiple die confused him, and he doesn’t really understand the scene Eddie sets- but it’s okay because he’s got the spirit! He’s very enthusiastic and willing to listen to everyone’s advice and recommendations and it’s going very well until they get to Eddie’s big road block of the day.
There’s a giant Paladin blocking their path and it quickly becomes obvious that nobody, together or separate, can him fight and win. Eddie likes to do this sometimes, throw in a character they have to do something other than brute force their way around.
The kids start arguing of course, Mike and Lucas think they should pay him off- Dustin and Will tell them that’s stupid he’s a paladin he’s can’t be paid off. Gareth offhandedly says they should seduce him, and everyone laughs for a second before getting right back to arguing about what to do.
Steve asks if they can go around and is immediately shot down by six shouting voices, and he quickly retreats from the debate. Nobody’s seems to notice, except for Eddie of course, but he only keeps half an eye on him while also trying to focus on the debate. As much as he wants to coddle Steve a bit, he knows it’s better to let him get used to how the game usually goes than trying to go ways on him. Steve would t appreciate that anyways.
Gareth brings up seduction again and they contemplate for a few seconds before saying no, that none of them want to be the ones to do it, and besides they all know Eddie never lets the seduction tactic work when they can’t convince him. They keep arguing.
Nobody else was paying attention to Steve anymore, too caught up in the discussion, so Eddie is the only one that hears Steve quietly whisper, “I wouldn’t mind seducing him.”
Eddie chokes on air, Steve turns bright red, gaping at him in mortification, and everyone else is just like “what the fuck just happened.”
Meanwhile Steve is looking anywhere but at Eddie, Eddie is blinking wildly at him. Eventually, after a very awkward pause of silence, the debate slowly begins again, ignoring the two of them on Dustin’s recommendation that “they’re just being weird, ignore them, anyways-“
The argument keeps going and Eddie can tell it’s going nowhere so he turns to Steve and says “roll for persuasion.”
Cheeks still red Steve carefully takes the die Eddie points to, and lets them fall. They’re not quite enough but it’s not like Steve really understands that. He scoops the die up just in case anyone looks over. He doesn’t need to be accused of playing favourites, even if he totally is.
“A successful roll, well done Stevie. How are you going to seduce him?” Eddie asks, still in a quiet tone so the others don’t hear.
“I was thinking,” Steve says and swallows, “that maybe I’d ask him about his sword. I’d say something like “that’s a very handsome sword you have there, nearly as handsome as you are.”
Eddie kind of wants to laugh, kind of wants to cry, because Steve really hasn’t gotten the hang of voices, so he’s not acting like a character, and because that’s a terrible pickup line. And yet Eddie’s cheeks are heating up and he’s very quickly making some recalculations in his mind for the rest of this campaign.
“What do they call you?” He asks in the voice he used for the Paladin before.
“Sir Hair-ington, but if you want you could call me Stevie,” Steve says, and he’s looking in Eddie’s eyes and that is not the first name of his character, not even close. Eddie swallows thickly and blinks, pulling his gaze from Steve’s, who immediately shrinks back.
“Sir Hair-ington successfully seduces the Paladin, and he agrees to let you all pass,” Eddie shouts over the noise of the others, who are still arguing.
Everyone at the table goes dead silent and stares at him and Steve. Eddie can tell Dustin is about to Say Some Shit, so he glares hard at him until he looks away, mouth snapping closed.
“The Paladin asks if he might join you,” Eddie says to Steve, finally turning back to face him, and Steve turns even redder and nods. The rest of the group keeps staring at Eddie incredulously, but luckily no one says a word. The Paladin joins them and it takes all of two seconds for Eddie to decide to pay his cards out on the table. Just to make sure he’s being clear.
“Greetings travellers, thank you for allowing me to join you,” he says in something that is almost his normal voice, and definitely not the one he used before, “my name is Sir Edwin the Eighth, and I look forward to our many adventures together! Especially you, Sir Hair-ington.” And he adds in a wink for good measure.
Gareth sends him a deeply unimpressed look, but Eddie doesn’t even seem to see it because he’s too busy watching the way Steve’s eyes light up and his lips turn into a bashful but wide smile.
A week later when Dustin shows up at the trailer unannounced and walks in on the two of them making out the first words he says are, “I KNEW Sir Edwin the Eighth was supposed to be you!”
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rotaryphoam · 2 months
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can u tell who is my fave
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verbalabuseencouraged · 9 months
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Obsessed with the idea of an owner who’s face you never see, who wears those cute all black outfits with the boots and the ski mask.
Who will take the time to dress and undress you, put you in cute outfits you like, scrunch up your fluffy socks and put them on your feet, give you little forehead kisses and never say a word.
Who cuts up bananas for the smoothie bowl they made you for breakfast cause they know you like them and they want you to have something yummy and healthy.
Who gives you everything you could ever want cause they think you’re absolutely precious and they want to make you happy.
And then randomly throughout the day, or in the middle of the night, they’ll grab you by the hair, or the throat, and force you onto the bed, or over the counter, or down to the floor, and they’ll rip and tear at your clothes, that they picked out for you, until they can shove their cock deep inside of you. No warning, no foreplay, just forcing their way into whichever hole they’re in the mood for and shoving your face down hard while they fuck the absolute shit out of you.
And that’s the only time you’ll ever hear them talk:
“You’re such a fucking slut”
“Keep crying”
“Don’t make me hurt you”
“What a good little puppy, taking all of my cock”
“Fuck, you’re gunna make me cum”
And when they cum inside of you they’re fucking you so hard, and they’re slapping you, or they’ll have their belt around your neck, and they’re being so scary you think they’re finally going to snap and really hurt you.
But they slow down, and start peppering you with kisses, and caressing the spots where they left bruises from grabbing you so hard, and eventually they stop pumping their cock into you and slide out real slow because they know you’ll be tender after the way they used you.
Then they’ll kiss your abused little hole, as if apologizing to it, and take off your ruined clothes and put you in something equally cute and comfy and make you a little snack, or tuck you back in, and wipe away your tears, and everything will go back to normal, like it never happened.
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martyryo · 2 months
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unpleasant
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lilbeanz · 1 year
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𝐸𝑥𝑝𝑒𝑐𝑡𝑜 𝑃𝑎𝑡𝑟𝑜𝑛𝑢𝑚~🤍
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hearteyedfeelings · 29 days
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That CON VER SA TION WOWEEEE. So so needed and for so so long. Just gonna type my inital thoughts cause I want to and why not.
Laudna. Dear Laudna, oh you poor loveable naive dummy. (Said with so much love). She grew up alone. Yes she had her parents and maybe the odd friend here or there but she grew up alone. And then she died in the most horrific way, alone. She woke up alone. She then spent 30 years of her life alone- but this time even more so with her own killer in her head feeding her.
And then she met Imogen, beautiful capable Imogen. A light in her lonely life, the first real light. Now she’s seen Imogen grow in power, in confidence. And she feels like her loneliness, her insecurity, her own head is bringing the love of her life down. She thinks she’s keeping her from flying but she doesn’t realize she’s keeping her from flying too high.
Imogen has been on step away from falling in with Predathos since she first felt the pull. The only thing, just like the words out of Imogen’s lips, the only thing that’s keeping her grounded is Laudna. Imogen’s heart is out walking around as a dead but not so dead woman with a rat bird as a familiar. Without her she’s, well we saw, she’s desperate. Willing to bargain with the her love’s killer to get her back. She’s sleeping with her dead body and ready to fight the Lord and Lady of Whitestone, the city of Whitestone. She tore down a city block, she exhalted, she crawled into hell after her. Laudna is Imogen’s tether, her red thread wrapped around her wrist, without her there isn’t.
Without Imogen- Laudna doesn’t have her light, her anchor keeping her from falling back into the dark.
Without Laudna Imogen flies too high never to be seen again.
They’re co-dependent. They’re ready to destroy the world to get the other back. They never want to leave one another. They want to protect each other above all else- the gods, Predathos, Exandria be damned.
They’re also scared.
Laudna is scared she’s holding Imogen down.
Imogen is scared Laudna will leave her and fall away.
They’re ride or die in the worst and best ways. I’m so curious to see how their story goes. I’d like to believe they have a happy ending though. Maybe. Probably not, but hey it’s good to have some hope and crazier things have happened eh? It’s D&D after all.
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sin-djarin · 4 months
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I bet Joel poured flour in front of the fireplace then walked through it with his work boots on so that Sarah would come down on Christmas morning and think they were Santa's footprints.
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somewillwin · 12 days
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Request by @kalevalakryze
THERE! I POSTED IT PLA DON’T STOP WRITING
Kofi
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bloomingdarkgarden · 2 months
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Major school of thought since 2021: Elain's book will be next.
Major school of thought since CC3 came out: Azriel's book will be next.
The world's most popular magazine: man a lot of people suspect that Elain and Azriel's book will be next i wonder who it could be about.
The fandom: writes 7000 posts of impressively prolific mental gymnastics to argue over whose book will be next.
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ebechnasheim · 25 days
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I wish I hadn't used you to pull me out of this dark and lonely place
📸 Jess Williams
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plasticrarity · 6 months
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I can't be the only one who hears you.
Oh, Klahoma
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mikaikaika · 1 year
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BBH : What about you vandalising Tallulah’s house?
QUACKITY: That had nothing to do with Tallulah, that was about wanting Wilbur’s attention and there’s NOTHING wrong with that
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awaregei · 1 month
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